» miscellaneous category
Today, while in class, my friend spilled hot pink paint all over me. Not only did I have to walk home covered in paint, it clashed horribly with my outfit, and my new hair color raised more than a few eyebrows. FML
by ScaryyMary — miscellaneous
Today, I was supposed to wake up at 7:30AM to get to class on time. I'd set three different alarm clocks last night to ensure my waking up on time. When I woke up, I woke up naturally, refreshed, and quite surprised to be awake without the aid of alarms. The clock beside my bed, however, said it was 3:00PM. FML
by mischybelle — miscellaneous
Today, I was trying to change my PIN code in order to make my phone more secure and prevent people from getting information from it. Instead, I somehow ended up locking my phone permanently. FML
by ihateyouatt — miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
by Anonymous — miscellaneous
Today, my mom sent me beautiful candlesticks along with some half burned candles. I thanked her. She told me the candlesticks were a wedding gift to my grandmother 85 years ago. Then she said the candles were used at my grandma's wedding. I had already lit them. FML
by knews — miscellaneous
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. While I was waiting for him to get ready, I saw a little purple change purse on his dresser. I picked it up, shook it and heard what I assumed was change clanging around in there, so I opened it and out of it poured about ten human teeth into my hand. FML
by Rachael — miscellaneous
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
by My mom — miscellaneous
Today, I brought my boyfriend home to my parents' house. My mom said that he had a powerful name. When he asked what she meant by that, she said she thinks my boyfriend would be good in bed. Why had I brought my boyfriend home? To tell my parents we were engaged. We're not anymore. FML
by Anonymous — miscellaneous
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
by bmaas — miscellaneous
Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML
by socksoffire — miscellaneous
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
by KobraKommander — miscellaneous
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
by rainonmyparade — miscellaneous
Today, I got into a fight with the dryer over a plastic toy car. My hand is bleeding and numb, three of my nails are broken and I have a bruise on my chin. The plastic car is still stuck in the now broken dryer. FML
by Loser — miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
by LG — miscellaneous
Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML
by rawrrrr — miscellaneous
« Previous page | Next page »
