Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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I think that sounds AWESOME!
Agreed. But I'd prefer a beard... what's wrong with you, OP? Beards are amazing!
That's awesome to high school girls who think moustaches are hot because they want to get with older guys...too bad the older guys that would date high schoolers are 25 year old dropouts who work at Burger King
I'm almost 25 and work at Burger King, although I prefer to date elementary school children...
ok honestly? beards r kinda gross...
Beards aren't gross if kept at a proper length and are properly taken care of.
Three cheers for molesting!
agreed
molestache!
@ Brave_Sir_Robin
^ sorry about the above, FML app has something against 'and' symbols :S
I agree your bf sounds mad cool
Kudos to the handlebar!
@ 81- I almost choked on a pretzel. that's hilarious!
I keep mine short and finely styled. But this man did it so you really can ride him like a bike and still feel in control. Peace out x
@27 HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY! HIP HIP HOORAY!
Isn't that normal there in Texas?
handlebar mustaches are sexy
handlebars are awesome
@45- WIN!
I agree! handlebar is the awesomeness!!!
THAT'S SO FREAKIN AMAZING!!!! :D totally not FML material!
YDI because you didn't think it was awesome and/or hilarious. It was.
Correction. That would be McDonalds.
does anyone else think that men with moustaches can't be trusted? cause I've lived by that rule and it's pretty legit...I'm just sayin.
haha that's so funny! That sounds like something my fiancée would do!! lol
I sure hope you meant "fiancé," or that's really gross!!
FYI #2. fianceé is female. fiancé is male lol
so what if she actually ment fiancèe? freakin homofobes
I don't think they were being homophobic, I think they just meant that if the partner was female it would be gross if she could grow a full handlebar moustache. IMO anyway.
It's not an issue of homophobia... if #2 meant "fiancée", as in the female version, that would imply a woman with a handlebar mustache.
EDIT: pendatic beat me to the punch, as usual. Heh.
uhh #53 I wasn't being homophobic. I was getting at the fact that if her "fiancée" had a beard it would be gross as fiancée is female. think before u post fool
The scariest part is that the "fiancée" would have to had grown it in a month. 0_0
Hey everyone, sorry, I did mean to put Fiancé but my phone auto corrects everything and put two e's for some reason. Sorry about that.
so uh im gonna be the guy everyone hates in this one and pull the douchebag move of saying "FIRST!"
...congratulations on third.
@OP, it was probably just a joke. Ask him to shave the rest off XD
3 you're a fuckin retard
it's definitely a douchebag move
...especially considering you're THIRD.
hahahahahahahahaha..
Thats awesome!
freakin sweet!
Grow a beard so his face starts to itch and then negotiate with him; if he shaves his moustache off you'll shave ur beard.
ftw
What about public?
27 did u mean pubic? cuz if not i dont understand what you said
I think "public" probably makes more sense than "pubic" 29....
I think "pubic" makes more sense than "public" here.
*waits for huge debate*
#38, #44 - Rabble, rabble?
Ok Freeze, I'll oblige by responding as well. I think neither of them make any sense. And I think B_S_R makes perfect sense, as usual!
My interpretation: #7 was talking about the OP, a female, growing a beard to spite him. So #27 questioned the idea of said female having a beard in public.
Rage on, debate!
My interpretation: #27 meant to say pubic, accidentally placed an "l" to make the word "public", and now we're stuck on a pointless debate that will probably end with me sleeping with someone's sister, brother, pet goat, or all three at the same time.
So let's just skip all the pointless chatter and get to the conclusion already, okay?
I'm with 51.
Run away before Twinkle types up a huge essay response!
*legs it in fear*
lol, yes #50 ur interpretation of my comment was correct. lol this is cool, my 1st fml comment and a debate has begun :)
*legs it back* Thank you for that. I was wondering.
Congrats, Rangant. Many people may die on the Internet because of your words of wisdom and advice.
well you COULD also not shave your pubes haha thall deff get him to shave. I was gunna do that with my ex when he was considering getting cornrows.
Shoulda got cornrows in ya pubes...
cornrows on a puss? I'd love to see that
@pendatic. it's funny how you have conversations on every fml with certain people. reading ur comments are the best lmao (:
What about not shaving your legs and/or underarms? That might work too.
i think he was taking your safety in consideration so that way you dont fall off next time your riding his face. seems like a pretty cool guy to me!
Roflmao :D I think you're right!
Haha I'd like to see how that'd work
lol
I grew a beard about a month ago and have been threatening my girlfriend with muttonchops ever since.
Is muttonchops some sort of Karate move?
jk.
27th president William H. Taft would be proud.
don't shave your kitty so HE will itch. lmaoo
well good thing it wasn't a full out grizzly monster whole face beard
yes
ha thats awesome
I'd be pissed if my husband shaved his beard off. We have an agreement... he keeps his beard, I continue to shave my pits and legs. If he were to shave, he knows I would stop shaving until he grew his beard back out. What do you have against men who look like men?
Not everyone finds facial hair sexy. Also, she said that it itches. I have the same issue with my boyfriend, when he doesn't shave for a while it tickles and itches when we kiss and is really annoying.
OP, just talk to him!
month old beard can itch because its too short, once it gets longer its pretty soft
I agree with OP...it's not about the looks. I like the way my boyfriend looks with a beard. Unfortunately, his beard likes to scratch my face up. The first time we made out, my chin was so red and peel-y the next day that people at school thought I was *sunburned.* Not a pleasant experience.
Hellz yeah! Where's the "that's awesome" button because this is neither FYL or YDI!
they realy need to get that installed
Handlebar mos are hot! Jealous much!
those are pretty awesome. i wish my boyfriend would grow one.
You are one lucky lady!
thats a win stop complaining
Just tell him that you can ride his face with no handlebars. No handlebars. No handlebars.
flobots ftw!
Lol :) people are right this isn't really a FYL or a YDI.. I find those mustaches a little funny though
I totally agree. it hair how is ur life fucked OP? Stop whining and tell him u don't like it and get over it.
dude that's awesome
I facial hair
..not like a full out Osama beard..
but facial hair is sexeh and manly
be thankful he can grow some.
How is this an FML?
He can do whatever he wants with his own facial hair. Some of you women think you have to control everything. Like you've never gotten a hairdo that he hates and makes you look like a douche bag. #39 is right. This is not an FML.
This.
I bet if her boyfriend ever dared to complain about her shaving choices, she'd come up with some feminist nonsense about how he should respect what she chooses to do.
Did he wax it with the stuff you rip out your pubes with?
dont get it
perdix is just being perdix...
and so what if he did? what I don't get is the problem with that xD
The potential for infection, for one.
If he's plunging his dirty fingers in her wax to shape his 'stache, then she's putting it as close as possible to the Golden Palace to weed the garden, some bad bacteria may invade Miss Puss-Puss.
f his life 4 looking like an ass
You've seen an ass with a handlebar mustache? Please, whoever that ass belongs to, urge them to see a doctor ASAP!
maybe he thought you can "handle" it. hahaha!
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mustaches are awesome!
I fail to see the problem. Now you can get mustache rides. :D
Eh, OP, I see this as a blessing. A BUSHY BLESSING!
Anyways, at least he doesn't have an Osama shave.
lol I hope he was doing it as a joke and has now shaved it off. there is nothing attractive about a moustache
Free Mustache Rides for you!
I agree with #1, that sounds awesome, and handlebar mustaches are rad!
Your life is fucked indeed if something likes this is an FML to you...
my boyfriend has a regular 'stache :( I wish he was That creative >_>
Embrace the new lifestyle he has chosen. Go out and buy his-n-hers bicycles from the 1800's with the big front wheel and tiny back wheel!
I'm sure that if you kindly ask him to take the rest off and then shave his beard regularly he'll do it... especially if you make him understand you're more likely to touch his face when it's shaven >_>
are you kidding me? my boyfriend LIVES with a handlebar moustache, he's gotten in fights over it. i LOVE it.
I wonder if this precludes buying a chopper. If so, he has good taste.
BTW, it's not like it wasn't your choice to date the guy, so how could that be an FML? If you don't like it, leave him. Duh.
Hey OP. Make lemonade: buy him a conversation T-Shirt that says
"Guns don't kill people. People with mustaches kill people."
Trust me. It'll be awesome.
he wins in my book.
Win for the guy for not bein control by a women.
Your boyfriend's much cooler than you, OP.
Handlebars are awesome.
You didn't like it?! Handlebar mustaches are the best!
win.
OP fails
it's a-me Mario!
lol I feel your pain, my husband has been growing his beard out for about six weeks now so he can do the same thing!
with a great stache comes great responcibility, just make sure he isn't caught around any schools.
Hulk Hogan's back? No one told me this.
Does your boyfriend play Call of Duty? Tell him jokingly that if he loves Captain Price so much, he should marry him.
I dont know what you are complaining about
that is HILLARIOUS!!
bahahahha that's fuckin funny
So I love mustaches as long as they're not on my guy. I do like my guy to have a beard though...
How awesome is that?!
...at least you have something to hold on to now...
That's friggin' aaaaaaaawesome! My husband has a fairly epic mustache that he waxes & curls sometimes. Ha.
loser!! wow haha
... I fail to see the problem. This isn't "you deserve it" or "I agree, your life sucks". This just *is*. If you don't like the mustache, tell him so. Whining about it to strangers just makes you sound like someone that whines to strangers.
No, this is a YDI because OP doesn't seem to be able understand what awesome is, even when she is literally staring at it
If you haven't told him what you prefer, you can't really complain. Or if he knows you don't like it and did it anyway, well, it's his face, but you don't have to date him! DTMF-Hipster-A!
beards are nice if they're so long that they are no longer stubbly. then again, I like the Viking look
a moustache by itself is creepy. especially if the man in question has jeff dahmer glasses
This sounds like one of my gym teachers.
He always has a funny mustache or beard.
sounds like a douchebag... beards>handlebar mustaches.
All facial hair is sexy, I don't know WHAT you're complaining about...
I take that back, peach fuzz on teen boys, beards that look like pubes, and those little mustaches Mexicans grow in three days all suck.
So basically, all *well-groomed* facial hair is sexy :D
gross.... not diggin the sex offender look
yeah I think I'll call that a win
that's so cuuute :3
I'm afraid he's going into the porn industry.
hahahaha awwwww
Whoa. That's AWESOME.
Awesome!!!!!
handlebars are awesome what are you complaining about?
hehe that sounds sick
lol moustache in german literally means snot catcher for those who didn't know:p
LOL!!! AWESOME!!!!!!
Seriously, he's AWESOME!
lmao my bf did that once... and got rid of it later :D
that's tight!!
That's just awesome. Kudos to him if he can pull it off.
OP, tell him that you only ride with no handlebars. If he gets it, he'll shave it off.
Are you sure you're not dating my husband? Since meeting him, he's had a full beard, mutton chops, a van dyke, a handlebar mustache, and (last but not least) been totally clean shaven. I prefer the clean shaven look... but he looks so young without facial hair that someone recently commented to me about being a cougar for marrying someone so young. I'm 39, he's 43.
win.
lmfao. something i would do.
rebel power
lmfao priceless
FOR THE WIN
hahaha
Why does some whiny ass shit like this get moderated?
...win
I hate it when women tell men what to do with their facial hair. Beards FTW
Is that it? :D
You're upset because your bf isn't pussy whipped and has a sense of humour? :D
Handlebars FTW.
epic
When your girlfriend can start growing a beard, then she can tell you how to shave it.
Sounds like something my soon to be ex husband (the divorce aint final yet!) would do.....lol and he is even in texas....so if it is him the handlebar moustache is the least of your worries........he is far worse than facial hair
I don't know why you're complaining about this. It's better than a beard, isn't it?
Beards are much better than mustaches. Mustaches are gross.
my boyfriend would do the same thingg!!
Hey! He sounds cool! YDI for putting this on here.
Sounds awesome to me
Mustaches are awesome. Stop complaining and make your man a sandwich.
The Bright Side: Now you can steer what you ride.
awww Cute! lol Hubbys do the oddest things!
hhahahahah I can totally imagine that....hilarious!!!
My brother did the same exact thing to his wife the other day. I'm pretty sure the mustache is gone now though.
LOL! My dad has a handlebar mustache.
HOLY CRAP THATS AMAZING!! ROTFLOL!!!
With great mustache comes great responsibility.
LOL my man did that so I told him I would not take him to work unless he shaved cause he looked stupid... he shaved... FHL lol lol
beggers can't be choosers. (:
I have a beard and they are awesome if trimed
That.......is.......AWESOME!!!!
@ #45 are u freaking serious elementry girls... thats just sick and to the op get over it it is just a beard...
