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omg!!! lol

hahaha, seriously? it's your own fault. I mean, a 3 some is all the way around, you just wanted an excuse to sleep with someone that wasn't your husband.

I'm with #3 on that one.

yeah, I'm with 3 too.. what did you think would happen

That's awesome!

Good God lol

Should have just fucked the new guy separately then.

YDI it for wanting someone else besides your husband

You're husband is probably gay. He should never have agreed to that and instead tried to push for a good threesome (2 girls and him)

Hey anything goes with three-somes! You need to set up rules if you don't want things like that happening. My question is, where were you during all of this; you almost should have been in the way, or at least the client of some kind of double penetration! SWEET! But you deserved that one to even let that happen.

This is just fucked up in general. Why would you do this in the first place? ...

YDI. For him to agree to that, he had to have some sort of curiosity. You really should have expected that...

I'd have to agree with everyone who's said that you kinda deserved it. Perhaps you could have been doing a bit more, multitasking, to prevent something like that.

I agree...you should have set up ground rules first if you knew of anything that would make you uncomfortable

He finally decide to come out of the closet... and well... YOU TOTALLY DESERVED IT

Totally deserved it. I can relate to having feelings for someone else while you are in a relationship(not marriage..), but that generally means its time to have some serious talks, not a 3some. At least two of you will be happy in the future. Oh so very fabulously happy.

C'mon, no straight guy in his right mind would agree to a threesome with another guy unless he was at least a bit curious, so YDI. Plus, I agree with #3.

Geez - all these judgemental folks.
There is nothing wrong with people, male or female, enjoying sex, one-up, two-up, three-up or more.
(Repeat after me: "sex is normal")

However, I'm wondering if your husband and colleague set that up beforehand?

So you all wanted to enjoy sex together - and that's what appears to have happened - no problem.
So my only question is: why can't you face either of them anymore?

Yeah, gee... maybe you should have talked about it a bit more beforehand. I doubt your husband is gay. Maybe he's just friendly?

lol. ydi.
a threesome = all THREE get what they want, not just you. selfish.

And this is why you never, never, NEVER have a threesome in a relationship that you want to keep. No matter the gender makeup of the threesome, someone's always going to leave with bad feelings. Your next step is to hire a divorce attorney, it's too late for couples' therapy. I really hope you two don't have kids.

#24, there's a problem when she uses it as an excuse to sleep with another guy because she has feelings. That's still emotional infidelity and she deserves it. Sex for the sake of sex is arguably okay but sex for emotional satisfaction is much worse.

She's just a terrible person.

You so deserved that. If you're not ok with a threesome, don't have one. You just wanted to fuck the other guy, you never thought of the other possible implications.

Everyone calling her a whore is stupid.
She's prudish as hell if anything, she's closeminded and lying to herself about her feelings for the other guy.
A threesome is what it is - sex between 3 people. Why would seeing sex happen between any 2 people in the threesome surprise you?

also, a good threesome, no11? (for me it'd be me and a hot blonde and a beautiful brunette. both girls.)

Uhm, isn't the POINT of a threesome is that it goes every way?
Honestly, what were you expecting.

So...you wanted to trick your husband into a sexual tryst that would allow you to cheat on him in the open, but are now upset because it wasn't all about you? Please divorce the guy, let him find a girl that gives a crap about him.

Completely your fault.

You wanted 2 guys and couldn't keep both their attentions. And they say only men think with their dicks.

So how the hell did this happen? Was your husband fucking you and being lost in the moment as you probably were the other guys dick flys out of your mouth and into your husbands?
Either that or you were selfish and told the other guy to go down on you without making sure your husbands cock was in your mouth.
I just don't see any other way it could have happened.

Mostly, I'd say so what - but it wasn't 3-some sex, you were trying to have a sexual relationship with another lover - not just a sex partner as part of your relationship with your husband.

You were trying to justify cheating on your husband - it backfired, ho-hum.

I'd say you talk to your husband as soon as you can about the whole thing. If you were looking at getting on with the other guy you had feelings for, surely you need to look at the validity of the relationship you are in.

Perhaps you missed the whole "threesome" part? If you just wanted to have sex with the guy, go do that! But in a threesome, EVERYONE gets involved and penises go everywhere!

HAHAHAHAHA completely your fault! Funny, but you're to blame. Maybe he thought 'Hmmm, I'm really in the mood for a hotdog right now. Mmmmm, mayo. TASTY!' lol

Bahaha! Did he say "April Fools!!" when he was done blowing him?
...
but seriously that's hot.

This is your fault for wanting more :3

Upon second thought your husband is brilliant. He was no stranger and knew this was the end of your relationship with him. He saw it going down the tubes, and worse of all that you wanted to cheat on him with this guy from your work in a threesome. He thought to himself " how can i get out of this and still fuck her over in the end?". Oh, well she hates gays and if i just suck it for a few seconds I can ruin her life. He eased up on this guy during the threesome, make sure he was in the heat of the moment, and started doing what is generally reserved for vacuum cleaners. Bada ba boom, bada ba bing. YDI, YDI.

HAHAHA. Did you get what you wanted out of that?

Wooooowwww....well he told you he didn't want to do it.

thats a pice of shit.

What the hell...?

hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant stop laughing!!! you get what you ask for!!!

# 24 = dickhead who'd likely sleep with anything. or anyone.


You married your husband because you only want to sleep with HIM for the rest of life. Neither of you have any right to go around sleeping with other people. Why did you get married in the first place?


You deserved that one....

So um. F THEIR lives. they agreed to this, most specifically, for you - and then they clearly got very into it, and you find them disgusting. While on the other hand, you're pretty disgusting for doing that to your husband - if you're having serious feelings for this new guy, you need to TALK with your husband, if it's purely physical.. keep it in your bloody pants woman.

#21 as a chick, i'd have to say the two girls and a guy would be the good kind. double penetration scares me, not to mention the fact that there'd be two penises near and/or touching each other in my personal space. not hot. and the mere fact that she (or he?) was using this as a way to permissibly play out her desire for another man is just gross, and makes this kind of threesome very veryy bad.

oh and you definitely deserved it. you should've thought about this before you asked to have a threesome.

Who knew your husband would love the taste of cock? Obviously you didn't.

#44 - Any straight guy who wants to screw over his girl wouldn't go down on a guy. That's just screwing himself over.

All in all, you got what you deserved for bring a threesome into your house. Everyone knows:
1) Don't have a threesome with someone you have feelings for. They just need to be attractive in some way.
2) Threesomes + marriage = divorce
3) Heteros who have threesomes will always learn something about their partners.

YDI Should have set some ground rules! For your husband to just start giving oral to a guy means he is attracted to MEN also and had an excuse to test it out. Not to mention the other guy LET HIM! I hope it all works out for you, but if your husband liked it I can see him pushing to have more "threesomes". You need to talk to him about it!

So you wanted to just fuck two guys and expected your husband to remain completely faithful to you.


Silly cow!

that's just disgusting. no guys should want to agree to that.
and 8 years? that makes it worse..

so you can experiment but your husband can't? Brutal.

How awesomely strange would it be if OP listened to #29?

Lawyer: "And why do you want to file for divorce?"
OP: "Someone with the username FrostyNorth told us online that we should after hearing two sentences about a single sexual encounter we had."

Yeah, everyone's said this already but that's fucked up. You're selfish. If you and your husband were just polyamorous and this was just about the sexual gratification, hey you can do what you want. But even then you can't think it's all you in a threesome, that's not the point. But that's not what this was, you wanted to fuck someone else, but couldn't actually cheat because you know that's wrong. Maybe that should have been a big sign that this was a bad idea. I can't believe you can't look at both of them now, you're a bitch.

This is a YDI. It's a FML for your husband. "Today I agreed to a threesome with another guy. Not only did I end up sucking his cock and enjoyed it but my wife was grossed out." FML.

You thought you would be the center of attention and were disappointed to find out that you weren't. As previously stated a threesome is everyone gets some, not just two people pleasing one person.

Threesomes are not strange, nor are they bad, if they are not your cup of tea keep it to your self, or say it nicely for Christ's sake. When you make comments about it being nasty and wrong, you make your self look ignorant. This person wanted to do something sexually and it backfired, which makes it funny in a sad embarrassed way. If was a girl on girl I'm sure all of you would have said how great it was. Next time set up rules and a word for stop. When either person gets too into it for the others comfort then say the word. If anything your husband has not turned gay, he just got way to into it. Maybe he's just bi now.

don't be surprised if your husband leaves you for this guy hahhaha

haha you're quite the idiot if you can't accept that maybe your husband is bi after all.... you're the one who wanted this to happen, now face the consequences. I think you just wanted a way to sleep with this coworker of yours and not call it cheating. they both loved it, now you're the retard.

I like how no one on this site has heard of bisexuality or...you know...fluid sexuality.

But seriously, what did the OP expect to happen? If all three people aren't participating, it's not a threesome. [eyeroll]

BTW, I've had a threesome without destroying my relationship. :P

Hahahah fail.

That is fucked up. You are a bitch. Everyone's sexuality is fluid, rather people want to admit it or not. Grow up.

#70, I have to imagine 'bisexuality' is not in the mental dictionary for 50% of the nation... certainly not 'fluid sexuality'. Oh well =/

I think the only way that a 3 some would work is for non jealous people who truly understand human sexuality. there aren't many out there, for sure.

It makes me angry that you even posted that here as if you'd genuinely been wronged. YDI for being a total whore.

Why would you be upset that your husband partook in the threesome instead of just letting you have all the fun?

This has gotta rate pretty high in the biggest flops. I agree with #3 and pretty much the general consensus that you're selfish and didn't think this through. I feel sorry for your husband, he was probably just trying to make you happy and thought it would be what you wanted since you arranged it.

If I could hit the "you deserved it" button more than once, I'd sit here and click in until my finger broke off. YOU wanted a threesome because YOU had feelings for a guy, but then YOU get mad at your husband. Totally hypocritical.

Lol. That's amazing. There are some things wrong with this whole thing in the first place:

1) You really just wanted your husband's permission to have sex with another man, and you thought you would sanction it by having him there. You should have explained more clearly that you wanted to be the sole focal point and not have them interact in any way whatsoever. If you had done this, you would have made it very clear that you really just wanted to have sex with the other guy, which is exactly what this was.

2) In threesomes, all three parties are supposed to be able to interact. Otherwise, it's just selfish. I'd much rather have a husband who was open-minded enough to try one with another guy, too! Rather than hating them both now, maybe try being less homophobic? YOU'RE the one who set this up!

3) Your husband is obviously no fool. He either saw that you wanted this other guy and was doing his damnedest to either a) beat you there, as someone else said, b) do something that he figured you would find a turn-on to put an end to whatever is going on with you and this guy, or c) figured that if he had to watch his wife getting it on with another guy, he might as well go with it and let the experience be whatever it was going to be.

4) This doesn't necessarily mean your husband is gay. People experiment. Sex is sex, especially in the heat of the moment. I think you need to get over yourself a little and take this as the life lesson it is: if you're committed to someone else, don't try for a threesome as a sneaky way of cheating. Either go for this other guy (and btw, you notice that HE agreed to a threesome with another man, too??) and ditch your husband, or stick with your husband, but either way, don't think that this kind of "manipulation" can work successfully!

#73, people never saw Tila Tequila??

I will go back to my little gay bubble now.

YDI for getting with your coworker and developing feelings. YOUR MARRIED.

#3 is right.. besides, you wanted a threesome. Isn't that part of it? Why should you be the only one who enjoys both of the others? Maybe he was just, as you were, acting on his sexual curiosities.. maybe he was even trying something new to please you.

Dumb bitch.

I wish I could click YDI multiple times.

I'm with #78, you deserved it bitch.

wow...way to shove your husband out of the closet...gay-maker...

Dear morons of FML,

YOU CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE GAY.

EVEN IF YOU COULD, ONE HOMOEROTIC EXPERIENCE DOES NOT MAKE SOMEONE GAY.

kthx,
teh gayz

what

the

FUCK?!??

WTF? You are selfish and your husband should dump you. It's ok for you to want to hook up with someone else, but when your husband gets into it, its bad? Get over yourself.

#80 I dunno, maybe it's because I live in a backwards town, but you'd be surprised how far behind the nation is with sexuality. Maybe it's my current situation that's skewing my opinion.. but at least over here, some people think bisexuality is strictly a case of closet case gays.

*shrug*

#89 I just live in a little sheltered gay bubble where people are vaguely intelligent and mostly not bigots. Most of the time I forget that homophobia and other types of silly ignorance exist. Lucky me, eh? ;)

YDI. what did you expect would happen during a threesome? it's not all just about you, the guys deserve a bit fun as well.

64 you are wrong...

86 you are wrong too...

How am I wrong, 94?

so not only did you lose both your husband and your co-worker, but you lost them to EACH OTHER BECAUSE OF YOU!
hahahahaha YOU LOSE!!!

hahaha LOL.

My wife likes it doing it with me and our best friend and yes we are Bi sexual both

Whoa...snap.

I always thought women were better than men at multitasking, i think we can all agree here that you failed at that one.

#3 is right

and OP - YDI for setting up a devil's threesome

#94

So you think you can 'cure' gays too?

There's this nice baptist church in the south you'll like..

You really don't have to be bi to have a MMF threesome. In fact is more natural then FFM because girls can easily accommodate more then one guy. While in FFM girls pretty much have to be bi in order to get anywhere. Nothing wrong with a good threesome, just coz most of you are closed minded, doesnt mean it something disgusting.

Got to love the smell of FAIL in the morning. YDI in so many ways. This was just a way to cheat on your husband with someone else. You figured that you'd get all the pleasure from the 3 some and also get to test out your crush's skills against your husbands. Too bad it backfired. Honestly 3-somes never seem like a good idea. Don't get me wrong I've had my fair share of fantasies about them. However, my gf and I actually talked about doing one once and it kind of turned me off. She wanted to do it with another chick (yay) but then told me that she wanted to have the experience with the chick and all I could do was watch (seems like voyeurism more than 3some material to me). I asked her why I couldn't get involved and she said she would probably get mad if she saw me with another chick. SO... it ended there. Why would I willing allow my gf to experience a little different sexual flavor if all I can do is oogle it through the window? Doesn't seem fair to me if they can have all the fun and I get to act like the fly on the wall. Plus I always had my doubts that if we ever had a 3some I wouldn't stack up to the other person.

Side note: if you are going to have a 3some you need to pick up a random stranger at the bar. It's got to be for physical connections versus emotional. If you are having deep emotional feelings for someone it hurts more than it helps if you do have a 3some. Basically you'll be taking notes on your husband and crush and tallying up who rocked your socks more. Then since you've obviously have feelings for this new dude it's safe to assume that you may leave your husband for this man. May not but the feelings are there that would make you justify leaving.

I'm sorry, this has to be fake.

You completely suck. You're obviously unfaithful to your husband if you're wanting to sleep with a guy that you've "developed feelings" for. Now you've discovered he has gay tendencies and you're mad? This is your own fault. Totally agreeing with #79 here.

Also #101, while that was hilarious and sadly fairly accurate, I hate perpetuating stereotypes about the south. Lots of us are perfectly open to homosexual lifestyles.

You're mad your husband out-adventured you

The big thing that gets me, if this was two ladies and a guy, and the ladies decided to eat eachother out, then it wouldn't be a FML moment, it'd be a "My wife tongue ****ed my hot co worker, My life kicks butt" and everyone would congratulate you.

Buuuut, because it's man on man, it's now "your life is fucked" "that's so gross" "He's so gay". Double standard anyone? You deserved it, because you opened the door without illicitly explaining the rules of the group. You're not a slut, you were just trying to satisfy your curiousity of your coworker in a way you could feel faithful to your husband... But you still deserved it!

Married couples who are swingers will tell you that its for pure sexual gratification, if emotions are involved then you shouldn't do it. Not only were your emotions involved up front but I think you used the threesome plan to justify hooking up with this guy. That it backfired and you got burned is one of the biggest YDIs I've seen here.

so your husband just stuck his dick inside your friend's mouth? I find this kinda hard to believe. Unless he was a closeted gay (and so was your friend, straight guys don't let others stick cocks in their mouths)


YDI tbh

An open sexual relationship I can understand, but you said you were developing feelings for this other guy. In that case, asking for a threesome is just plain messed up and you're betraying your husband.

#105

Thanks :) Didn't want to bash the south with it, just wanted to make sure he'd understand which church I meant, it is located in the south, though the church is that small I wouldn't think everyone down there 'Hates Fags' ;)

Sooo basically, they turned you into a spit-roast for the night and you possibly set up your husband with your male work collegue... wow FYL lol

#111, are you talking about Fred Phelps at Westboro Baptist (the dude that runs godhatesfags.com and godhatesamerica.com and [inexplicably] godhatessweden.com)? 'Cause he's in Kansas -- which is the midwest, not the south. (Not that I think a non-American should be familiar enough with our geography to care.) That's more 'round my parts.

But, to be honest, as a gay dude, there are places in the south I would not go to for fear of being killed. (Also I have a phobia of alligators/crocodiles, but that's another story.)

I think that because you explained it to your husband as experimenting,
he really experimented that doesnt mean he wants dick in his mouth
that means he did what you asked him to do and when that heated up you DGAF


I don't think your husband is gay =/
and shame on you for developing feelings for your collegue

I'm not afraid of penises touching me, or each other. Christ, if you're a woman who likes heterosexual intercourse, how can you be afraid of penises??

dude, ydi, not gonna lie, ydi. threesomes should just be for releasing sexual tension, not to act on emotions towards both parties. also, i hope your colleague didn't cum in your husband's eye, i heard that burns like hell. but yea, you should've figured that out beforehand, during the heat of a sexual activity people have tendencies to act in any way possible to relieve their frustrations......any way possible, even doing things they never thought they'd do before or even things they don't even like doing casually. and is your colleague disease-free?

Your disgusting, you just wanted to have sex with someone else.
good for your husband lol

#113
Ah okay! I meant him indeed. Thought it was more to the south then to the mid-west :) Yeah, living in the Netherlands and only been to Iowa once.. My brother in law is from Tampa, Florida though, and I've heard some stories confirming it all.. Down here most of us are extremely open-minded by the way, thankgod we don't have gouvernours taking gay-marriage away again and mostly everyone can be out of the closet or enjoying a bi-sexual life. Being mostly heterosexual I've had my experiences too, no one cares if you're happy with it and you're free to tell or experience it. That's why I think most women down here wouldn't get wtFML for watching their partner going down on a guy in a threesome they started themself.

The fact that you can't face either of them shows you how little you thought this through. There's nothing inherently wrong with threesomes, but most people are not wired correctly to be able to have them without feelings getting involved. Really, if you had put ANY thought into this you would have realized that you should have just divorced your husband and gotten it on with your new guy solo.

lol @ 117, true say

Bye bye wedding vows...

Maybe they just did it to fuck with you...

oh yea...you like that...see what i did there

....oh, and another thing, the fact that ur husband went for another guys dick with you naked in front of him should cause concern not, the fact that he had a dick in his mouth. talk about a blow to your self esteem, literally lol

haha, with 3 on this one. Here's something you may have not known before. It's called an AFFAIR. But since you're husband knew you wanted to have sex with another guy so much, that he performed oral on purpose because YDI for wanting to have sex with another guy.

well you asked for it

Dude, that's hot. I would've been so happy.

no offense, but it serves you right for being a little bit of a whore...i agree with #3, you just wanted an excuse to sleep with another guy..



i hope he shat on your chest..

you mean FOR WHOM i have developed feelings

why do you think he agreed with another GUY instead of another GIRL? lol

I agree with #3. If you're going to set up a threesome, you have to be prepared for some ground rules, and if you're using a threesome just to fuck a new guy because you are bored of your husband, then you are doing it for totally the wrong reason.

Yeah, it may suck for you, but you brought it upon yourself.

look at it this way....you can have a 3some whenever you want now

Man, way too much YDI for the wrong reasons here. YDI for freaking out about your husband being Bi. Way to be open minded.

yeah ooooooooooohkay.

bitch.

#107, read #103.

OP: YDI. YDI. YDI.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

duh de derrrr. you totally did this yourself!!! and deserved it. smh shouldve just had an affair

Basically you wanted to cheat on your husband and have him watch. YDI since it ended up being you watching him. Have fun getting divorced, whore.

I think what you were looking for was a two-and-a-halfsome, not a threesome

I figured out how to click on YDI twice. Once while logged in, and once while logged out. Twice b/c you really deserve it.

LMFAO. YDI. karma goes comes around for you trying to excuse cheating on your husband by having a threesome so he can be "involved".
well karma ended up in your husbands mouth. smh

Ha
I'd be ok with that
:D

You know...you probably wouldn't have gotten as many negative comments had you left out the fact that you had feelings for your co-worker; That is just a cheating affair waiting to happen and what you did to try to get around that is convince your husband to participate in a threesome. You are one selfish lady... And now you're upset because your husband out-adventured you. I would suggest you get your act together and quit being such a sourpuss because I can guarantee you that he will snap at you for being mad at him when the whole time it was YOUR idea to do it in the first place.

Threesomes are just bad idea whether your in a relationship, married, or none of the above, unless you and your partner/spouse are really open-minded and okay with it. Otherwise it will lead to problems...and if you're single and participating in threesomes...that just makes you a raunchy sex-driven slut. Sorry hun, YDI.

Wow, hi there, selfishness.

Threesome means three people engaged in sexual acts TOGETHER, not you double-dipping. I hope they end up running off together and leaving your unfaithful ass behind.

#147, are people allowed to be single and participate in twosomes without being "a raunchy sex-driven slut"?

Sometimes threesomes are a good idea. Like when you're in a relationship with both people. ;)

#63, polyamory isn't just about sexual gratification, by definition. It allows the possibility for multiple simultaneous emotional attachment

disagree with #12 - i'm a girl too, and two penises for just my holes is way too many. the good kind of threesome is undoubtedly mff.

and yeah...if he agreed to an mmf and didn't set ground rules first, he obviously was persuing some of his own feelings as well.

#147, okay..maybe not raunchy sex-driven slut... more like greedy then. Keep in mind that her husband finally gave in to the threesome idea for his wife. She wanted to fulfill her needs and didnt even consider what her husband wanted or felt about the idea...So, he did what he did and out-did her in bed.

Well, good for him. Honestly, what did you think was going to happen...?

And just because he gave another guy oral doesn't mean he's gay, by the way. He's probably just bi, especially since he agreed to a three-way with another guy to begin with.

To all those who are yapping at her for wanting sex with someone NOT her husband... please grow up. People can like more than one person, people can have relationships with more than one person at the same time... this person just obviously isn't mature enough to handle that sort of thing. =P

Echoing what everyone else said, this was so not an FML. I can't imagine why you bothered to post here. You were either a) trying to find a 'legitimate' way to cheat on your husband without getting in trouble, b) trying to find out which one did it for you more, or c) trying to put your feelings about this co-worker to rest, and for all three of them, a threesome is NOT the way to go.

I can't believe you're disgusted or embarrassed because your husband began performing oral sex on another guy. It's a THREEsome, a triangle, not all about you. If you're allowed to experiment, he should be, too. Otherwise you're basically cheating on him while he sits there and watches.

I can totally believe that you don't want to look at either of them, but that should be from shame about your own actions. Shame on you. You took a faithful husband and a good work friend and tried to use both for your own sexual gratification, without caring about them. YDI.

I also agree with #3. And, seriously, why is it acceptable for a straight woman to have sex with a woman and not for a straight man to have sex with a man? You should have been prepared for something like that to happen. Haven't you ever seen Y Tu Mamá También?

Also, do your husband a favor and get a divorce. If you can't control your feelings for another guy, you don't need to be married. But hopefully this is fake, and we can all live happily ever after.

Good.

Are you serious guys here. I mean if u were single that i could understnad.But married andn having a theesome with ur husband? It's like cheatin on him with him in the bed and then what kind of husband would agree to do that?! U deserved that

That's what you get for wanted to sleep with another guy which isn't your husband. Hope it scars you for life.

You wanted a threeway which was all about you and you didn't expect them to do anything. That one went down well didn't it? lol

Failed. YDI

dude your on your own with this you just want to get pounded by someone else and now there probally having secret meeting with each other you must really suck in bed if it got that far

well that is totally hot that he did that....
you totally fucking deserve it for wanting another guy....I hope he divroces you to be with the guy XD

#159, cheating involves lying, deceit, secrecy, etc. It's NOT cheating if your partner knows and consents to it beforehand. Though obviously the OP was not completely honest with her husband about the REASON she wanted the threesome (the emotional attachment to the coworker).

I am in a "triad" (like a threesome *relationship*, not just sex). It's not cheating because we are all fully aware of what's going on and always have been. TBH, it probably started a lot like this FML -- having feelings for someone outside the original relationship and trying to find a way for that to not be "bad" or shameful. I guess we figured it out ok. ;)

you DESERVE IT. that is disgusting.

A while ago, my girlfriend's friend divulged some of her lesbian experiences. Mentioned this to my girlfriend, who confessed she was a participant. Asked me how I would feel about an orgy. Agonized over it, said no, it would ruin our relationship.
She promptly dumped me, as I was "too boring" FML.

Bad luck lady. You've sown the seeds, and this is your crop. As unexpected as it was, I'd like to know what you thought the outcome would be - do tell? Post it here if you're game (and you're certainly game enought for a few things).

I'm sorry, but YDI. C'mon, seriously? You only did this because you wanted someone else other than your husband and then you're disgusted by your husband being open minded enough to give the other man oral? This is all on you.

Yeah sorry, you did kind of deserve that one. Although your husband was probably gay already if he had the guts to suck off your other lover during a threesome.

jokes on you bitch

There is NOTHING okay about this, it was a bad, disgusting idea from the off and to be honest, you don't deserve a husband if you a) would force that on him, b) would do it so you could legitimately cheat, and c) didn't realise that it was always going to ruin everything. Well done for turning your husband gay. And on finding out something about your prospective lover. Your own fault.

That's pretty selfish of you. Hey, let's have a threesome so I can have two guys focus on ME at once! No one is allowed to touch anyone other than ME!

jesus people sucking one dick doesn't make a guy gay.

You can't "turn" a person gay, and it's possible to act outside of your sexual orientation without changing your life or lifestyle.

Sucking a dick may not make you gay but it's good indicator... unless you are in the navy, prison or strapped for cash while hitchhiking. Kissing another guy makes you gay though. ;)
I'm not sure if you can "turn your husband gay".... the more likely scenario is he was indulging some homosexual tendencies you've not seen before...

I guess life is tough when you're an idiot.

HAHAHAAA! Hilarious! But now you have to have a threesome with a girl he likes and go down on her. Looks like your husband wins on all accounts!

sorry but you are a douche bag any way you look at this, you wanted to cheat on your husband so you convinced him to have a three some with random dude and when it goes wrong you think that you cant look either of them in the face anymore. You are a creep.

#21 thats because your a slut...i completely agree with #11

Perhaps the poster is a male?

The best part is, that memory burned into your skull will prevent you from cheating with that guy, with whom you probably would have at some point. Thank your husband for snapping you back into monogamy, if only temporarily.

you so desreved that. your a skank for even suggesting it. and a selfish bitch.

i HOPE YOUR HUSBAND DEVELOPES FEELINGS FOR YOUR COWORKER!!1 And they run off and live happily every after, whithout you.

i wish i saw this, it's too priceless

was he hot?

you've probably ruined your marriage just because you wanted to sleep around- good job you REALLY deserve that one

lol, feeling out of the loop, are we?

You wanted a threesome and your husband sucked your coworker off. It happens, get over it.

It's called ground rules. The fact is you wanted your husband to look you in the face after he watched you go down on and fuck this other guy. If you didn't say him doing it was NOT okay, then it was. You deserved any weird feelings you have about the entire situation. Sex is normal. In this day and age, threesomes are normal. Deal with it, look your husban in the face and say that was not what I expected and if this happens again I would not like it to happen again. And move on!!!!!

ok...i agree with whoever said that u should have just fucked the other guy separately...u know the 3some was just a justification so u def deserved it!!!!!
as for ur husband hes not gay he prob thought that thats what you wanted since it was ur idea....if u didnt want that to happen you should have taken control of the situation by being more pro-active :)

Yeah... I'm also with #3 on this one...

i honestly hope he leaves you..

If your husband agreed to participate in a devil's threeway, you should've seen it coming..

Totally your fault.

What's your phone number?

i didnt read hardly any of the comments before mine and im sure this one will go just as ignored but uh, this just shows how much of a whore you really are, you beg your husband to have a threesome with another man that you have feelings for and when they actually get into it you have a problem with it???

wow be glad he would do that for you anyway, bitch.

The way I interpreted it, she forced him into a position in which he realised a homosexual tendency. That, for me, is turning someone gay.

I have to disagree with #177 - it's pretty gay, I'm afraid. Insofar as, there are no reasonable circumstances where a straight man would do it.

I still maintain, she deserved it, for basically trying to trick him into letting her cheat. Pretty much the world's biggest backfire.

JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

I really wish you guys would stop calling the husband gay. It's a ridiculous assumption. If your girlfriend performed oral on some chick (with your knowledge), you would high five your buddies, not call her a lesbian. Yes, it's possible the husband is gay, and there's nothing wrong with that. But in this situation it seems more likely that he isn't a narrowminded homophobe like the rest of you, wanted to experiment, or was doing it for the enjoyment of his wife - i would assume she would enjoy that in his position since the whole threesome was her idea, and there were clearly no ground rules.

I think #177 said it pretty nice :)

This isn't even funny--It's just disgusting, on so many levels. YDI

why are you complaining? i wouldn't have minded
besides, YDI

YDI. Try and be a little more open-minded, she wanted the threesome and because he went with it he's instantly gay? WTF.

nice tip 144

It is always better with 2 chix.. i cant have another man enjoy my woman.. Im greedy and jealous to a point when it comes to my wife! dats just nasty dont tell anyone about this

You deserved it for having thought of cheating your hubby by including him.

Btw, I believe your hubby did it to show his objection to the idea.

I'm not sure of the distinction here 204.. You don't have to be homophobic to think that performing oral sex on someone of the same sex indicates that you are bi or gay... the line is pretty distinct, being sexually attracted to people of the same sex.

Secondly, getting your supposedly heterosexual female partner to participate in girl on girl cunnilingus indicates either
1) She is at least slightly bi
2) she is doing it to humour you (which doesn't reflect well if she feels pressured to do something against her sexual preferences)

what did you expect??

#208, too fucking late..the whole FML world knows it now. No reason keeping it a secret now.

oh i see. you get to cheat on ure husband with a guy u had feelings for. but if he does the same thing thats wrong?

how do you think your husband felt seeing u fuck some other dude?

thats why guys should never cross swords

Today, I had a threesome with my wife and her coworker. That's when I realized I liked men. FML.

This woman seems homophobic and selfish. She can't expect to be the only one living out a fantasy in a threesome situation--it wasn't about her. This doesn't make her husband or her... crush(?) gay, it just means they were three people having sex, and the two of them interacted. As long as they still showed interest in her, she really has no reason to be whining. THE only reason she's being a flake now is because she is scared it means they're gay.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, if you want a threesome you have to be truly open.

Your a total whore for wanting to do that in the first place. I mean #1 you had to convince your husband of EIGHT years to do it, and #2 why would you bring your husband in on some action that you ultimately have feelings for. In reality FHL cause he has to deal with someone as perverted and as sick as you

Ugh! How did your husband just know to suck some dick??
Sounds to me like he had experience.. YDI.. ^.^
But F his mouth!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WAHT THE HELL?

HAHAHAHAHAHAA HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!

YOU'VE BEEN COMPLETELY OWNED!

WOW your gross & your husbands gross. that was your excuse to "attempt" into the other guys pants without "cheating" on your husband. AHHAHAHA thats what u get you freakin weirdo.

So, let me get this straight. You have feelings for this coworker of yours-translation, you want to bang him. So rather than have an affair with him, you propose a threesome-I assume, for the sole reason that you don't want to feel like a bad person for screwing with the guy behind your 'beloved' husbands back.

Yeah, whatever happened as a result of the threesome, is fully on YOUR shoulders. You deserved this, and furthermore, should be ashamed of yourself. I feel sorry for your husband. FHL.

Reading these comments are ALMOST as good as the actual statement. Good times. Even if this is fake its still been very amusing for me. Thanks! :)

I'm more upset that you had feelings for the third guy, and that you're obviously homophobic than anything else.

Looks like you weren't the only one who developed feelings for your colleague...

I agree with #3 and #9. Kinda gross that your husband went down on another guy...that you wanted to bang...you're messed up that's messed up...and your husband is gay. Divorce him and go bang your coworker alone retard.

You had a threesome to avoid cheating on him with another guy (finally convinced, i.e. harangued, amiright?) that you have feelings for (not just attracted to, but feelings for!) and OMG, he gets more into it than than you. How terrible, that this act inspired by your adulterous intent should end up being more fun for your husband (who let's face it, you're tired of anyway) than you.
Oh, and he's bi, and so's your crush. OMG so awful. You sound like a manipulative homophobe who can't communicate with her husband of 8 years.

You can build a thousand bridges and suck one dick, you wont be known as a bridge builder you'll be called a cocksucker.

I think you are so freaking selfish!! You're husband of eight years decides to agree to have a threesome for you to make you happy and now you are complaining because he enjoyed himself? Threesome means three people you don't have to be the center of attention all of the time little miss princess! Maybe your husband was just trying to make you happy! And now to top it all off you can't look him in the eye now? You are a selfish person who has to be the center of attention who desperately needs therapy for it! I honestly just feel sorry for your husband...

im glad most of the shit on this site is fake

Your stupid.
this is probably fake.
Get a life.

You shouldn't have a threesome with your husband cause it will end bad ...

Really? 8 years and you can't wait to sex up some other guy? Huh, I'm surprised you're having problems looking at them and not having any problems looking at yourself in the mirror, cause what you did is pretty terrible.

Apparently the guy was a good catch because your husband liked him too.

Agreed with #229. Next time, don't be a bitch, admit you are in love with your co-worker or deal with it the right way. Look what you've done! Reap what you've sawn.

This is such a double standard and hypocritical. Imagine if the genders of all the people in this FML were reversed. The commenters here probably wouldn't say, "Oh your wife is disgusting and definitely a lesbian. Divorce her." Anyway, the only thing I agree with is that this sort of activity shouldn't happen in a marriage, at least not without major discussion and planning. Threesomes are for the young and open-minded.

#3 nailed it. You're an idiot for expecting anything good to come of this.

Just so you know, this is just plan and simply fucked up, you shouldn't ask you husband to have sex with you and another man, what a freaking marriage that is, you ho

if you don't find the idea of two guys getting it on the least bit sexy, you shouldn't have a threesome with two men. simple as that.

hell, i'd love to be in your position so stop whining.

I had to register just to respond to this fml.

First, as a woman in a committed 4 yr relationship: there is nothing wrong with a threesome. We have had three. We would have had more but women are chickens. All have been one night stands, we even make up fake names to be fun! My boyfriend let's me do the picking and I make the rules. I don't even have rules except I must not be forgotten, and that's never been an issue.

As a woman, I would never invite another man in bed. Looks like the OP just wanted to cheat openly. You never have a threesome with a person you have known sober longer than five hours lol.

GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
WHO CARES?

SO THEY WERE FUCKING YOU HARDCORE, AND THEY GOT INTO THE MOMENT.
THAT SUCKS,
YOU SHOULD STILL BE ABLE TO LOOK THEM IN THE EYES.
AND IF YOU CAN'T THEN ITS YOUR DAMN FAULT.
YOU SHOULDN'T EXPECT SOMETHING FROM SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IF YOU'RE IN A THREE-SOME YOU'RE EXPECTING RANDOM EVENTS TO HAPPEN.
YOU'RE EXPECTING KINKYNESS.

PERIOD.

Y F D I !

you were asking for it lol

hahahah , wtf

Delighted for you !!!
Your a horrible person

haha I agree with number three. Sorry, but you deserved that one.

You.
Are.
Disgusting.
If you seriously couldn't control yourself, why didn't you just cheat?? Now you've totally F***ed yourself
And if you didn't want to cheat, then CONTROL yourself.
WTF is wrong with you?

why would you do that?
that makes no sense.
you deserve it.

Did you just assume you were going to get all the attention?

wow, that is strait up disgusting.

That's pretty funny. HA. You got destroyed by your own fantasy.

Suck it up. At least you can't say it wasn't an interesting time!

married for 8 years and you wanna have sex with another guy? fucked up

2 dudes in a 3some only works in porn...

You completely deserved that. Firstly, you're in a long-term relationship (and married, no less!), so you shouldn't sleep with anyone who isn't your husband. Cheating is *not* okay. Control your hormones, and be a woman, not a slag. Secondly, a threesome? Are you so greedy for more than one man? Be happy with what you have. YDI.

lmao probably the dumbest thing ive heard ... WHY would you ever want to do that if you are married

That's so fucked up. Fantasy Fail.

wow everyone just fell for that guy, huh? haha... i dont think its cheating, there are A LOT of people in the world. and clearly her husband was into it, too... but clear rules probably wouldve helped ;)

Well, you've had your fun, it's their turn now!

your a dumbass if you thought that you could sleep with another guy, your husband, AND think that nothing would go wrong. There's no way this is a true FML. i agree with #3

Oops? Three-ways aren't as great as they sound, mainly because of accidental drama like that. You think/plan too far ahead (other than safety wordsd or something), you ruin the spontanety (eff my life, I can't spell) of it. :-P

you have got some problems... that is an effed up life already...

clit

... that's kinda hot

oh, and i totally agree with #24

Three ways are all about heat of the moment, and everyone enjoying everyone who's there. If you didn't want this to happen you should have set boundaries like "Neither of you touch each other, I just want two men paying attention to me and only me."
Or just don't be so selfish, you know, whichever works.

you got your husband to agree to a threesome with ANOTHER GUY?

...for future refernce, any man who would agree to that is gay. just letting you know.

You are so unbelievably selfish. Plus you're close-minded and a slut. You just wanted permission to screw another guy. What's the point of him entering a threesome if he's only going to be sexual with one of the people? But #79 worded it best.

I think what we have learned here is that men & women in threesomes (whether it's two girls or two guys) are a bad idea.

Same-sex threesomes FTW!

wow ur disgusting. YDI for wanting to sleep with someone other than ur husband. slut

you're having sex with a person that works for you? isn't this illegal? or at least, could easily be.

#272, works WITH, not FOR.

If the OP were the boss, there could be some consent/coercion issues here (being an "authority figure" over the subordinate).

As peers, it could be sexual harassment, but since the coworker was into it, no problema.

Holy shit, what a backfire. I agree with #3 though.

1) you developed feelings for someone you work with?
2) AND you had your husband have a threesome with you and him?

you are beyond twisted. you definitely deserved it.

What did you expect to happen? A threesome is THREE PEOPLE FUCKING. You expected them both to just focus on you? That isn't what a threesome is.

WHY would you do that?! You want to have your husband bring another woman into bed with you and have you watch him perform sexual acts with her? That's what you did to him

Disgusting.

how could you be comfortable in a threesome with your husband?

#270, You realize any threesome by definition will have at least 2 participants the same sex?

#279, did you not read my entire comment?

lol dirtttt

you deserve it for doing something so incredibly stupid. threesomes are fine when you ARENT married.

That's actually really stupid. One, for having a threesome with a coworker. It can be done, but it's still not the smartest thing to do because if it fails it can really mess things up at work. And two, for not outlining what can and can't be done beforehand. You didn't say anything to either of them about what they CAN'T do (and honestly i'm not really sure why you should have been able to in any case), so really i think it's all on you.

#113, you're very ignorant. Maybe you should actually come to the south before you make stupid comments like you'd get killed for being gay.

maybe you should look up what a 3some is first :) because that's what happens, you wanted an affair instead...go look that up too

WTF?!!?!!

No one is "turned gay" through trying to alleviate their sexual drive.

Now this woman totally deserves a big YDI smacked on her forehead. She wasn't even having a threesome with a random guy from a bar, it was a co-worker that she was interested in. Her husband seemed to only want to enjoy himself while making his wife happy by going through with the threesome. She deserves it for wanting all the attention. A threesome is sex between three people, not two people on one.

That woman needs to learn what the real meaning to a threesome is. Once again, YDI.

You totally deserve it for trying to rationalize the fact that you wanted to sleep with someone other than your husband...

#285. My bad. There are places all over the US where you can get killed for being gay; it's only in the south where you'll be *lynched*.

i'm greatly amused that you used the word "partake" within 3 words of "threesome." other than that, you make me very angry.

I agree with #3.
Selfish on your part to think that they were both there just to please you.

Besides...a threesome with 2 guys is just weird.
Always 2 chicks and a dude.
I've never ever heard a chick say she wants a threesome with two guys, always 2 chicks and a guy.

Maybe you should just avoid threesomes, period. :| The fact that you used it as an excuse to sleep with some guy you liked that wasn't your husband. I doubt he's gay. I'll just say this jokingly but perhaps he was showing you how to do it right.

You definitely 1000% deserved that.

Your husband is gay.

LOL @ #291 "Same sex threesomes FTW" ._.

How come when a man wants a threesome with 2 girls he doesn't get accused of being unfaithful? There is such a double standard here it's not even funny. And just because he was willing to give another guy a blowjob it doesn't make him gay... he was probably just doing it because he knew that's what she wanted. #268 would any girl who would agree have a threesome with you be a lesbian? Bisexuality applies to both genders, but men are always instantly called gay. Why is that?

Totally your fault. What else did you think was going to happen in the heat of the moment?

your fault >.> btw i think u might b a philipino hooker maybe thats just me though

#302, welcome to the patriarchy, where men are men, women are whores, and gays aren't even human.

i think that they guys will get together and leave you in the dust

Who said YLIF?

Seriously? That's what a threesome is...ask any guy! If it's 2 girls and a guy they wanna see the girls do each other...it works the same way no matter what.

Ouch! You DEFINITELY deserved that, but your life is f***** all the same. Sometimes, it's best to let sleeping dogs lie. I am pretty sure that both of them are gay. Get out now!

Serves you right.

Tell me about it #305...

#302 it's different because of the arrangement...in most 3somes with guys everyones doing everyone. The fact that she wanted it set up so that she was the only one having sex with two people makes her a slut and a cheating bitch.

dude, not only is your husband gay, there is a high possibility that he gives better head than you

#3: hek yes

#3's right i mean it is supossed to be all the way around he was just trying to make you Happy and if you don't talk to your bf again he will dump you and i dobt you want that...........AND SHAME ON YOU FOR HAVING FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE ELSE

I wish people would look past the surface so that all this talk about a "double standard" would end.

#302, #305, and others - it's not the fact that she had a threesome that's the issue, it's that:

#1) She had a threesome and expected to control everything her husband did during it. It's not OK for a man to control a woman in bed and it's not OK the other way around. No double standard.

#2) She didn't want/expect her husband to enjoy himself and exercise sexual freedom. Both men and women should be able to do so in bed. No double standard.

#3) She fell in love with another man and professed her desire to have sex with him. Emotional sex is a far cry from purely physical sex; when you're in a relationship, the latter would be OK but the former is absolutely not. Works that way for men, too, they can't have a goddamn harem and neither should the OP. No double standard.

#4) Afterwards, she "can't face either of them now." Now, it's considered perfectly acceptable by society for women to experiment with other women, but when men do it, it's horrifying enough to the OP so that she can't even look at either of them anymore. Now THAT'S a double standard, but on her part.

She'll get no sympathy from me.

I agree with 189, I hope you have to ride with them to Canada for their wedding!

Addendum: any man that violates any of those rules, be it during regular sex or threesomes, is as big a piece of shit as the OP. No double standard.

#318, the "double standard" talk has nothing to do with the original post but with the FML user's *reaction* to said post (i.e., 200+ comments saying "you're a whore" and "your husband is gay").

I'm not sure that anyone disagrees that the OP is an idiot and created a horrible situation for herself and her marriage.

That is so hawt.