Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
by WorstMedicalBill — intimacy
lmao!! this is seriously hilarious!! hahahaha... fyl... hahahaha
dude I feel sorry for .......HER lol wow
Hopefully you have a normal relationship where you feel comfortable saying "I have to sneeze" at which point you can just lean next to her and quickly half-sneeze (you know, sort of holding it in with your tongue but letting most of the pressure out) and nothing bad happens. I can't imagine what position you'd be in where you can't aim away from her face.
This is hilarious. Had I been the girl I would've giggled after going EWWW!! But it would've been funny, nonetheless.
Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!
That would be an immediate breakup for douchebaggery.
turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc.
sneeze
continue.
Are you braindead?
Tell her she should be glad you didn't sneeze all over her "intimate bits."
You know, you can turn away and use your upper arm/inner elbow for that sort of thing. I've done the same more than once.
Hahahahahaha YDI, and if that fucked up your life, I don't want to hear you cry when she queefs. Geez you're going to cut yourself now?
LOL Seriously! And imagine the tragedy if one of them happens to fart during sex.
A healthy relationship, you can laugh these things off. After all you're only human :D
I swear I've seen this same FML before, word-for-word. o_0
I only seen the girl FML version n in her case it made the sex better because it made in side her tighter lol but idk bout his case that's still funny tho
hurt16 r u drunk?
fckHER life, turd
hhahahaha that's funny. that made my day
Lmao! Was she a blonde, redhead, or a brunette?
tell ur body smooth move
ugh, turn away to sneeze? that brain wave never hit your thought process? YDI for not thinking of a simple solution.
you shouldhave sneezed, away from her the first time
yuckyyyyy.
And she thought she wasn't getting a facial :D
You're my hero.
Don't move I'll get you a towel.
You should have turned away.
However that's a hilarious picture.
"ah..ah...AH-ACHOO!"
LMAOOO
Did it heighten your orgasm? Should we try this also? I can see it now...Getting ready to shot a load, then reaches for the pepper shaker "sniff, sniff"...ah ahhh ahhhh CHOOOoooooooooo!!!
Was it good for you too, honey? Ah, yeah, I will grab you a towel. But, the guy on FML said....
Actually, I wonder if it would.
It will now be my mission to see if it's true.
DAMN!!!!!!!!hahaha thats so fucked up
"Not in the face!"
she was bound to get something sticky on her face
ill bet that made it that much better. two built up urges released at once.... hmmmm....
There is this thing called handkerchief. YDI
Lol thats funny :p coulda been worse! wat if u cummed on her face? lmao.
Couldn't you have just said you needed to sneeze and aimed away from her face? Sneezing isn't the greatest turn-on ever but rather you aim away then on her. :)
