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Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

#6377384 — 11/20/2009 at 3:25am
by sadday — love
I agree, your life sucks (16833)
You totally deserve it (1771)

With you, I hope?

#1 - 11/20/2009 at 6:23am - TheGuyOverThere

#15 ... you are a dick

#19 - 11/20/2009 at 8:49am - wtfwts

Agreed, but he does bring up a valid point

#20 - 11/20/2009 at 9:06am - aero

No wiserman your not a dick, the other guy was just being a fag


You are completely right, and in fact the pussy is pinker on the other female

#41 - 11/20/2009 at 1:20pm - The_Pleb

How is she shallow?
He should of asked her what she would of liked to do.
OR he should of told her about the dinner and the concert.

#47 - 11/20/2009 at 3:13pm - fatherpunk

Lollol

And youve just made me remember another saying..

If she isnt fertile, liquile!!!!

#49 - 11/20/2009 at 4:09pm - The_Pleb

Yes number 47, it's the OPs fault for trying to be a good boyfriend. How dare he! He deserves a swift knee in the left nut!

#62 - 11/21/2009 at 1:17am - Reyo

i dispute that shes a shallow whore. and youre all fucking retarded.

#63 - 11/21/2009 at 1:17am - organisedchaos

Wtf are you going on about Reyo? Are you one of those creepy guys who thinks "girl I like"= girlfriend?

#64 - 11/21/2009 at 2:24am - theblazian

The OP said "planning on going on a date". Unless you have some twisted definition for dating, I'm pretty sure he intended on the two of them "Going out" as in being "boyfriend and girlfriend".

#69 - 11/22/2009 at 2:06am - Reyo

Only if she knew... that sucks OP.

#2 - 11/20/2009 at 6:27am - chellinha93

YDI for being a douche and getting an "expensive haircut"

#3 - 11/20/2009 at 6:27am - dacho

truth.

#46 - 11/20/2009 at 3:07pm - sexxxtacy

YDI for being a creeper. This girl isn't even going out with you, why the hell would you go to such lengths for a simple date? You sound like a stalker.

#52 - 11/20/2009 at 5:00pm - rukiafujioka

Ain't that the truth. That is the answer ^^.

#60 - 11/21/2009 at 12:46am - Aha09

YDI for not kidnapping her.

#5 - 11/20/2009 at 6:44am - badbunny

she said today was the only day you could hang out...she didn't say she wanted to. idiot

#6 - 11/20/2009 at 6:53am - Vicklovespuppies

Win :D

#8 - 11/20/2009 at 7:05am - popatia

Sucks

#7 - 11/20/2009 at 6:58am - HXCxSceneKidx

haha ouch, I hope u can find another date to that concert. You may as well seeing as u got an ' expensive haircut' and all :P

#9 - 11/20/2009 at 7:05am - baby_gurl2405

Yeah, like someone that actually WANTS to go to the concert.

#61 - 11/21/2009 at 12:48am - Aha09

YDI.

#10 - 11/20/2009 at 7:20am - MissSparkie

I won't vote on this one. it's too stupid. :/

#11 - 11/20/2009 at 7:25am - stupiddumbblonde

home cooked dinner for first date? little too much for first date, she probably wanted something casual so you could both just talk and hang out for a couple of hours. Don't be so intense next time.

#12 - 11/20/2009 at 7:44am - patticake1601

This is a first date (sounds more like haning out) right? So.. it's rather extensive.
Just.. don't be so intense for a first date/meeting/hanging-out

#13 - 11/20/2009 at 8:04am - Lisa89

I don't think OP is giving us enough info. she might have said she wanted to hang out with him, and then decided to be a twat and go shopping instead. he just wanted to impress her.

#14 - 11/20/2009 at 8:09am - ellemk

He wanted to impress her in a creepy overthetop way? As a dude "lets hang out" with a girl does not mean blowing god knows how much money. It means going to a movie or just.... I dunno.... hanging out? There is trying to impress someone... and then there is jumping through hoops and going completely overboard. The op did the latter so therefore he deserves it! Hopefully next time he will realize that "I want to hang out" does not mean "ZOMG You are my soulmate lets have the most perfect night evah!"

#26 - 11/20/2009 at 9:37am - theblazian

ummmmmm.......
is it just me or is there a typo*** in this fml...
look
anyways op u got no game sucks to be u

#16 - 11/20/2009 at 8:10am - Mx_Rider

several in fact.

#23 - 11/20/2009 at 9:17am - cals

Learn what the lady likes?

#17 - 11/20/2009 at 8:37am - xxxNataliexxx

I'm confused if she went shopping with him or if she ditched him to go shopping? >:/ Vague FML is vague.

#18 - 11/20/2009 at 8:38am - Postlude

Big concert in Utah? No one wants to see yet another lame Osmond Brothers tribute band!

And I agree with patticake1601, cooking dinner on a first date is over the top. I did that for the most beautiful girl I ever went out with and I got nothing. That would be OK, but at the party where I first met her, we made out in my car. Cooking dinner took me from getting to first base to hitting into a triple-play.

Be cool and go shopping with her. You can always bring your expensive haircut with you ;) (I once went shopping with a girl at Victoria's Secret --- hot!)

#21 - 11/20/2009 at 9:13am - perdix

if you were going to cook her, i think i'd rather go shopping too.

#22 - 11/20/2009 at 9:15am - cals

YDI for the expensive haircut

#24 - 11/20/2009 at 9:17am - BB7

YDI for scaring her away. Cool it next time.

#25 - 11/20/2009 at 9:24am - boone

aw poor guy
stupid bitch

#27 - 11/20/2009 at 9:56am - BlackBloodRose

communication is really important in a relationship. she should of told u she didn't want anything fancy but u also should of asked.

#28 - 11/20/2009 at 9:58am - jw90

This FML is badly written.

#29 - 11/20/2009 at 10:21am - lostfaithinpppl

ydi for being a psycho-stalker

#30 - 11/20/2009 at 10:32am - athame1983

So she probably doesn't like you *that* much. Big deal. Next time, don't try so hard, just go with the flow.

#31 - 11/20/2009 at 10:47am - equinoxe

the people you like aren't obligated to like you. YDI for not getting the hint

#32 - 11/20/2009 at 10:51am - YDI_King

Ummm, maybe she needed to get more stuff for her trip. YDI for being so over the top and probably NOT telling her what the evening entailed.

#33 - 11/20/2009 at 10:56am - idkweird

As a woman, i'd be creeped out. That's the kind of date you plan for annoversaries, birthdays, or proposals. Not the FIRST date. Maybe you should have ASKED her what she might like to do.

#34 - 11/20/2009 at 11:36am - Pyrbaby

Why did you take it that far if it's just a first date? Simple things make dates cute. Super planned out and expensive dates are slightly creepy for a first date.

You didnt need to get that excited about it xD it's not like you were going to propose to her!

#35 - 11/20/2009 at 12:32pm - hk

Dude...she wasn't shopping. She was at my house and I was balls deep in her all night long.

#36 - 11/20/2009 at 12:37pm - jandrews10

bow chicka wahhhh wahhh.

#56 - 11/20/2009 at 7:58pm - music_baby224

She said "hang out". You set up a "date". See what went wrong here? :D

#37 - 11/20/2009 at 12:37pm - som

Live and Learn. I'm not normally the type to get all fucked up over girls but there was this one chick who was completely out of my league but was definitely feeling me. I mean this chick was like a 12 with these fake tits that were out of this world, gorgeous. Anyway...I didn't play it cool and that was that. Just got all fucked up about her and tried to make things just right and even though I had the best intentions girls just get weirded out by that.

#38 - 11/20/2009 at 12:40pm - jandrews10

umm, I don't think you understand how 'that's what she said' jokes work. :-/

#65 - 11/21/2009 at 5:54am - meepmeep

she need shopping before her trip. not along date

#42 - 11/20/2009 at 1:22pm - Imranaziz

You need remedial grammar and punctuation.

#43 - 11/20/2009 at 1:34pm - kukopia

see, guys always complain that girls go for assholes. but it works both ways, nice guys always go for most shallow bitches.

#45 - 11/20/2009 at 2:45pm - greenfairy

C try that with me n I'll treat u like a king... that was soo sweet of u.. I hope u took someone else n flaunted it infront of her... I would have showed her pictures n all

#48 - 11/20/2009 at 3:43pm - Hurt16

If she's not into you to begin with, a bowl cut and some Mayday Parade isn't going to make it happen. Make sure it's a sure shot before you go dropping over $100, otherwise you're just spending your money to creep someone else. Thus, totally deserved.

#50 - 11/20/2009 at 4:12pm - hazer

Well, look at the bright side: You get a good meal, get to go to a cool concert, and look damn good while doing it!

#51 - 11/20/2009 at 4:51pm - guy_on_the_couch

#40, here the only difference between a regular hair cut and an expensive hair cut, is how gay the stylist is :-D

#53 - 11/20/2009 at 5:32pm - MissSparkie

If she gives you time restrictions but doesn't come back with ideas about how to work around them, she's probably just not that into you.

#54 - 11/20/2009 at 5:37pm - FoundManyLemons

Ok, so it sounds like you mistook what she wanted. She prob wanted to hang out with you and equated that with going shopping but you took it as "I wanna go on a date with you". If she just wants to do the whole shopping bit with you, she prob likes you only as a friend.

#55 - 11/20/2009 at 5:59pm - Starfire22

how does is make someone a shallow whore if they have their own set of preferences...mall or concert - who cares? you have a date OP with the girl you really like, no FML here.

#57 - 11/20/2009 at 8:37pm - Mr_Positive

So go shopping with her. How terrible is must be to go shopping with a girl. It's not all about you and granted it's a lot to just drop for shopping but you said a date with "a girl you really like" and not your girlfriend which implies a first date. That's a bit much for a first date.

#58 - 11/20/2009 at 8:47pm - iljajlm

FYL doubly if she didn't mean with you, buuuuut
Seriously, all of that for a first date? I know you want to make a good impression, but jeez man don't tidal wave her.

"Shopping" is actually a great way to get to know her; basically all you do is walk around the mall and talk... unless she's one of those stupid bitches who just want a guy to carry all her things, buys only for herself, makes you go into stores you don't want to, and blabbers on her cellphone to her gurrrlfriends all damn day.

#59 - 11/20/2009 at 9:30pm - DameGreyWulf

"expensive haircut" thats already an instant fail. just throw some axe hairgel in there and rub your hands thru it...and voila you look do-able. unless your ugly.

#66 - 11/21/2009 at 1:53pm - greent

What concert????

#67 - 11/21/2009 at 3:24pm - gothchick98

Damn bitches. Typical, so obnoxious.

#68 - 11/22/2009 at 12:30am - Youd_laugh_2

YDI for not putting a period after "shopping."

#70 - 11/23/2009 at 2:52pm - Kamens

hell if youre good looking ill date you

#71 - 11/23/2009 at 9:14pm - mariag11

OMG what a stuck-up, selfish bitch. I hope she, one day, wakes up without a kidney.

#72 - 11/23/2009 at 11:13pm - helpmeiamblind

aw i know what tahts like bro, BITCH!

just missed out on a good guy her loss

#73 - 12/01/2009 at 10:30am - kosta007

Did you let her know about any of those plans or did you just make them without telling her anything? Damn, some guys just don't understand that a girl actually wanting to go shopping with you is her way of telling you she wants to spend a lot of time with you. If no plans were discussed by both parties, of course she will think of one way to spend the whole day with you. Selfish thinking OP.

#74 - 12/24/2009 at 5:13am - ddh85

that sucks dude!

#75 - 01/04/2010 at 2:31am - Soccstar704

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