Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML
by lonelyman — love
yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL
you must have verizon.
yes now you know that the robotic voice from within your computer loves you
yeah way to make him fell better you &^%*
yawn. youre a douche. clearly looking for people to make u feel good about urself. youre a loser. nobody loves you.
WTFF! YOU'RE a loser. not "lonelyman" you can go suck on a hippo and die.
what? text-to-speech is...?
You've never heard of text-to-speech??
If you have Vista / Windows 7, just go to Control Panel - Speech Recognition, and look for the text-to-speech option, and there you have it. Personally, I prefer speech recognition, you can use a headset to talk to Word, and instead of typing your entire report, just talk it, and Word will do it for you. Pretty cool, actually.
GDI, that's speech to text.
text to speech is microsoft sam.
I have a mac ... I don't think mac's have that option.
the description speaks for itself
29, I really dislike people like you. The people that pay double for a computer vs a Dell or HP with the same specs and you have no clue what OS 10 can do
On macs, you can highlight any text in any app and set a hot key to read it to you.
To the people who think this is funny...I hope you're put in a senior citizen home if live that long and no one comes to visit you. There will be no one to say "love you" to. you'll just rot and die.
#41. Its in the accessibility preference pane, a preference pane that is for people who are blind, deaf, ect. People who can see and hear dont need to use that pane, so they dont.
And its easier to go into terminal and type "say [text you want to say]"
I really dislike people who say that you can buy a HP for less. If you were to bring the specs up to a mac, build it so if you drop it, it wont break, have a slot loading drive, ect. i would be 1000+
I just searched my mac's specs, screen, i/o, battery life, and HD size, and i didnt see any HP's or toshiba or anything on the first 20 pages.
@ 41 I hate the fact that people like you assume things about other peoples lives and don't see that maybe just maybe the person who owns the computer wanted a more reliable laptop and maybe just maybe their MacBook was gift!
So STFU and stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong!
41 I dislike ppl like u coz u sound raeally depressing
Yes I think I know, but not sure. Anyways, that seems very sad.
FYL!
I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!
wut
Aww... :\
awwww! its alright, I love you :)
do you love me D:
if your talking about relationships this is pathetic...if you're including parents I truly feel bad for you
wo, ok just remember forcing the computor to say I love you doesn't mean it acctualy does. You might want to consider taking this romance at a slower pace for it. After all it would not be very fun if your computor wound up not likeing you anymore! freezing up ALL the time, deleting important documents, not asking you to clean up its harddrive any more... you could be in the dog house for a long while my friend :P :P :P :P :P
lol you're my hero :D
#11, PLEASE learn to spell coherently... I'd bash your grammar too, mine's hardly perfect. At least make the effort to spell, and use capital letters though. One emoticon is enough, we got the point.
On the actual FML, I hope things get better for you soon OP.
lol #11 well put!
And to op, FYL man, I feel bad for you
Haha pathetic or not I don't care. THAT'S AWESOME
You couldn't just speak it yourself?
tell himself..he loves himself?
Today, as usual, the person who uses me all the time forced me to tell her things, I was pretty used to it, until she forced me to tell her I love her. FML
... tis a man, Katie.
Aye, a man it tis.
I love you. Keep in mind I also have a cold, robotic heart.. much like Recyclops.
I Love You!
Now /this/ is a proper FML
I don't know whether to tell the OP to go "an hero" himself or to say "No, you're not getting my Bud Light."
That's exactly where I was going to go. I was going to tell the OP that normally I would have made fun of him, but this makes me too sad. So, in a non-gay, totally heterosexual way, I'll say:
"I love you, man"
OK?
I love you.
Oh this made me really sad :(
I want to give you a cuddle! :(
relax dude.there's always someone out there made for you.you should probably go socialise.you'll learn and develop.
OP, how old are you? If you are only a teenager then relax. You've got a whole life ahead of you. If you are a middle-aged man then try to get yourself out there and start dating. If you are shy then try meeting someone through one of the online dating sites. They are great for those who are not comfortable making the first move in person. Just make sure you actually meet the person face-to-face before you decide you are in relationship with them (reference to one of the previous FML's :D ). Good luck.
Nice advice for poor OP, and I do remember the FML you're referring to. Heehee...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp8xxDARwN4
there you are, lots of people saying "I love you" :)
Truely sad... if you can call your mom, you can usually get a good heartfelt " i love you" out of her.
Who does that?
YDI for being a whiner. Geeeez.
Holy shit, haahhaahahaahhahaaah. Finally a worthy FML.
I love you.
Awesome .... haha
this makes me really sad. Well i really hope you are feeling better. stepping out and trying to make new friends can be tough and scary. If only you lived near me, we could be friends(:
Well damn, thats pretty depressing.
well, i love you two as we should love all with the love of Jesus
I love you!
omg! that's the best FML I've heard on this sight!
If/when you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, you should get him/her to bring their computer and you can text-to-speech dirty talk to each other!
Fired up this app for the first time in forever just to hear what "Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat" sounds like. It's like being raepd by T-Pain while reading back issues of Heavy Metal Magazine :|
FYL, Emo pixie! go get laid by a whore, at least she can say it in your ear with a real female voice for a few extra dollars.
get a hooker
Awww... honey. I love you. :)
I love you
You will find that person and when you do it will be amazing. I hope it's soon!
Lol that's pretty depressing. But hey, screw everyone else. Love yourself!
its okay. i bet if i knew you, i would love you in some way :) hang in there, you got the world behind you
jc this is one of the saddest fmls i've ever read
awwweeee!
hey man
fyl, but same here lol
I love u in a brotherly way
Love you : )
Wow. Your life really sucks.
Er, *sniffle* I love you.
I decided to make an account for myself so that I could send you a comment.
This is a beautiful response--all these statements of sadness and support, and love; I wish you had more than a FML comment box to tell us your story.
I think you should make a T-shirt that says "I'm the guy who posted about 'I love you'. FML.", and I'll bet you-I'll bet you my paycheck for the next month-that someone will see you and know the post and say to you, "I don't know you, and I don't need to-I LOVE you", and mean it.
In the meantime, I am sending you love~
I love you, wirter of this FML. You amaze me in soo many ways, dear.
Betttteerrrrr? :)
another one of those attention seeking idiots making shit up on fml. cool. I know when I'm depressed and lonely, my first instinct is to post it on fml. good call, lonelyman, good call.
aaawwww :(
that sucks!
:'(
awwwwww thats really sad, call your mum and tell her you love her before you put the phone down and she'll say it back!
If this makes it better though, I love you! :D x
suicide- it's the shitz
If it's so awesome what the heck are you still doing walking around?
Should at least take the phone out to dinner before you make her say things like that!!
i love youuu! (;
sorry but that is like --- woahhhhh depressing! i mean christ i dnt even know u but i love you if it means that much! wow - im just in shock like woahhhhh
I know just how you feel... :(
dont worry about it. i did the same
i added a comment before, but i have more to say.
this FML moved me so much i almost started crying. for about a year i just come on this website to read the stories, but today i finally made myself an account just to tell you that i love you. i dont care if this is the only FML i ever comment or read again, i know i chose the right one to comment.
someday i might meet you, and when i do, ill love you forever.
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wow . that was really weird 79
coming from the person whose screenname is pinkphonepinkphone.
holy crap... if that's sarcasm AWESOME use of the toy! If not... you need some serious help...
There's no such thing as love anyways!
it was sarcasm
there was a guy who said to attempt suicide. dont. its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
for the 2781 people that pressed 'you deserved it' . i think you should all get some feelings . although , on the other hand , this guy could be like a serial rapist . =/
Thanks for the tip, OP. I've been recording myself saying 'I love you' onto my computer then speeding up the audio so it sounds like a woman's voice... much more work.
Ohh :'( (hugs). Yes, I love you too. Take care of yourself.
I am so sorry that your life is so sad. *Hugs* Please buck up, you will find someone. It may just be that the person you're looking for is looking for you as well and just doesn't know it.
that made me 'aww' out loud >.
Dude, just go get a hooker. They'll say "I love you"...and by that I mean sex....but they don't actually love you...just so you know.
awwww ill tell you i love you. I love you ^^
That's so emo I feel like cutting myself now...
How come this crap makes it through moderation, but mine doesn't. . .
oh get a life. yours is probably about something stupid that no one cares about. this is bad.
wow, saddest FML ever.
I'm sorry : (
I Love you lonelyman; I love you. (Unless you use a MAC, then there's a reason your so lonely)
that's so sad =(
This is sad but also frustrating. You mean to tell me you have never heard someone say they love you as you grew up from infant to now? I find that hard to believe.
89 ur an ass! but u don't need a computer voice to hear I love you you don't even need love it puts you in s whole lot of trouble
omg... I feel bad for laughing
fyl. the only person that says that to me is my mum. fml so far. sad now. fml
