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Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML

#6377281 — 11/20/2009 at 2:29am
by lonelyman — love
I agree, your life sucks (28650)
You totally deserve it (4210)

yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL

#1 - 11/20/2009 at 6:24am - watrulokinatfool

you must have verizon.

#2 - 11/20/2009 at 6:25am - YouAreRidiculous

yes now you know that the robotic voice from within your computer loves you

#3 - 11/20/2009 at 6:26am - WeStayCrunk24x7

yeah way to make him fell better you &^%*

#57 - 11/20/2009 at 4:56pm - noonelistens

yawn. youre a douche. clearly looking for people to make u feel good about urself. youre a loser. nobody loves you.

#73 - 11/21/2009 at 1:02am - organisedchaos

WTFF! YOU'RE a loser. not "lonelyman" you can go suck on a hippo and die.

#89 - 11/22/2009 at 3:25pm - julzieluvme

what? text-to-speech is...?

#4 - 11/20/2009 at 6:27am - ohhhhbriana

You've never heard of text-to-speech??

If you have Vista / Windows 7, just go to Control Panel - Speech Recognition, and look for the text-to-speech option, and there you have it. Personally, I prefer speech recognition, you can use a headset to talk to Word, and instead of typing your entire report, just talk it, and Word will do it for you. Pretty cool, actually.

#19 - 11/20/2009 at 7:49am - GDI

GDI, that's speech to text.

text to speech is microsoft sam.

#20 - 11/20/2009 at 8:08am - blland

I have a mac ... I don't think mac's have that option.

#29 - 11/20/2009 at 10:00am - popatia

the description speaks for itself

#38 - 11/20/2009 at 12:11pm - ElMundio87

29, I really dislike people like you. The people that pay double for a computer vs a Dell or HP with the same specs and you have no clue what OS 10 can do

On macs, you can highlight any text in any app and set a hot key to read it to you.

#41 - 11/20/2009 at 12:39pm - davidomke

To the people who think this is funny...I hope you're put in a senior citizen home if live that long and no one comes to visit you. There will be no one to say "love you" to. you'll just rot and die.

#42 - 11/20/2009 at 12:58pm - Dieromantic85

#41. Its in the accessibility preference pane, a preference pane that is for people who are blind, deaf, ect. People who can see and hear dont need to use that pane, so they dont.

And its easier to go into terminal and type "say [text you want to say]"

I really dislike people who say that you can buy a HP for less. If you were to bring the specs up to a mac, build it so if you drop it, it wont break, have a slot loading drive, ect. i would be 1000+
I just searched my mac's specs, screen, i/o, battery life, and HD size, and i didnt see any HP's or toshiba or anything on the first 20 pages.

#50 - 11/20/2009 at 2:38pm - iJack

@ 41 I hate the fact that people like you assume things about other peoples lives and don't see that maybe just maybe the person who owns the computer wanted a more reliable laptop and maybe just maybe their MacBook was gift!

So STFU and stop sticking your nose where it doesn't belong!

#78 - 11/21/2009 at 5:39am - popatia

41 I dislike ppl like u coz u sound raeally depressing

#104 - 01/31/2010 at 10:38pm - vikhelios

Yes I think I know, but not sure. Anyways, that seems very sad.

#5 - 11/20/2009 at 6:28am - chellinha93

FYL!

#6 - 11/20/2009 at 6:29am - xPessimistGal33x

I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!

#7 - 11/20/2009 at 6:38am - jenni6478

wut

#24 - 11/20/2009 at 9:02am - 8trickster8

Aww... :\

#8 - 11/20/2009 at 6:39am - Iwannabetreo

awwww! its alright, I love you :)

#9 - 11/20/2009 at 6:49am - iWaffles

do you love me D:

#87 - 11/22/2009 at 1:09pm - katnipz

if your talking about relationships this is pathetic...if you're including parents I truly feel bad for you

#10 - 11/20/2009 at 6:55am - Vicklovespuppies

wo, ok just remember forcing the computor to say I love you doesn't mean it acctualy does. You might want to consider taking this romance at a slower pace for it. After all it would not be very fun if your computor wound up not likeing you anymore! freezing up ALL the time, deleting important documents, not asking you to clean up its harddrive any more... you could be in the dog house for a long while my friend :P :P :P :P :P

#11 - 11/20/2009 at 7:11am - baby_gurl2405

lol you're my hero :D

#13 - 11/20/2009 at 7:19am - brkn_hearted

#11, PLEASE learn to spell coherently... I'd bash your grammar too, mine's hardly perfect. At least make the effort to spell, and use capital letters though. One emoticon is enough, we got the point.

On the actual FML, I hope things get better for you soon OP.

#45 - 11/20/2009 at 1:19pm - Chunchunchun

lol #11 well put!
And to op, FYL man, I feel bad for you

#12 - 11/20/2009 at 7:14am - MrWombastic

Haha pathetic or not I don't care. THAT'S AWESOME

#14 - 11/20/2009 at 7:19am - fmldailyopps

You couldn't just speak it yourself?

#15 - 11/20/2009 at 7:22am - premiermois

tell himself..he loves himself?

#65 - 11/20/2009 at 7:52pm - music_baby224

Today, as usual, the person who uses me all the time forced me to tell her things, I was pretty used to it, until she forced me to tell her I love her. FML

#16 - 11/20/2009 at 7:22am - KatieGoesRawrr

... tis a man, Katie.

#17 - 11/20/2009 at 7:28am - premiermois

Aye, a man it tis.

#23 - 11/20/2009 at 8:55am - C4R0L1N3

I love you. Keep in mind I also have a cold, robotic heart.. much like Recyclops.

#18 - 11/20/2009 at 7:44am - mercyFML

I Love You!

#21 - 11/20/2009 at 8:40am - headphone84

Now /this/ is a proper FML

#22 - 11/20/2009 at 8:43am - lissn

I don't know whether to tell the OP to go "an hero" himself or to say "No, you're not getting my Bud Light."

#25 - 11/20/2009 at 9:02am - Brave_Sir_Robin

That's exactly where I was going to go. I was going to tell the OP that normally I would have made fun of him, but this makes me too sad. So, in a non-gay, totally heterosexual way, I'll say:

"I love you, man"

OK?

#27 - 11/20/2009 at 9:17am - perdix

I love you.

#26 - 11/20/2009 at 9:05am - trulla_ml

Oh this made me really sad :(
I want to give you a cuddle! :(

#28 - 11/20/2009 at 9:43am - lauralatch

relax dude.there's always someone out there made for you.you should probably go socialise.you'll learn and develop.

#30 - 11/20/2009 at 10:02am - viz

OP, how old are you? If you are only a teenager then relax. You've got a whole life ahead of you. If you are a middle-aged man then try to get yourself out there and start dating. If you are shy then try meeting someone through one of the online dating sites. They are great for those who are not comfortable making the first move in person. Just make sure you actually meet the person face-to-face before you decide you are in relationship with them (reference to one of the previous FML's :D ). Good luck.

#31 - 11/20/2009 at 10:14am - lostfaithinpppl

Nice advice for poor OP, and I do remember the FML you're referring to. Heehee...

#48 - 11/20/2009 at 2:19pm - withmywideeyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp8xxDARwN4

there you are, lots of people saying "I love you" :)

#32 - 11/20/2009 at 10:17am - derschadenfreude

Truely sad... if you can call your mom, you can usually get a good heartfelt " i love you" out of her.

#33 - 11/20/2009 at 10:24am - CallMeHush

Who does that?

#34 - 11/20/2009 at 10:43am - mrscartmanez

YDI for being a whiner. Geeeez.

#35 - 11/20/2009 at 10:51am - idkweird

Holy shit, haahhaahahaahhahaaah. Finally a worthy FML.

#36 - 11/20/2009 at 11:53am - viral

I love you.

#37 - 11/20/2009 at 11:57am - Becky738

Awesome .... haha

#39 - 11/20/2009 at 12:25pm - laLinda

this makes me really sad. Well i really hope you are feeling better. stepping out and trying to make new friends can be tough and scary. If only you lived near me, we could be friends(:

#40 - 11/20/2009 at 12:32pm - n0ted

Well damn, thats pretty depressing.

#43 - 11/20/2009 at 1:09pm - LOLYLIF

well, i love you two as we should love all with the love of Jesus

#44 - 11/20/2009 at 1:16pm - Greyst0ne

I love you!

#46 - 11/20/2009 at 1:40pm - shameinyou

omg! that's the best FML I've heard on this sight!

#47 - 11/20/2009 at 1:45pm - whoomps

If/when you get a girlfriend/boyfriend, you should get him/her to bring their computer and you can text-to-speech dirty talk to each other!

#49 - 11/20/2009 at 2:21pm - withmywideeyes

Fired up this app for the first time in forever just to hear what "Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat" sounds like. It's like being raepd by T-Pain while reading back issues of Heavy Metal Magazine :|

#64 - 11/20/2009 at 7:43pm - mercyFML

FYL, Emo pixie! go get laid by a whore, at least she can say it in your ear with a real female voice for a few extra dollars.

#51 - 11/20/2009 at 2:41pm - Mortanious

get a hooker

#52 - 11/20/2009 at 3:27pm - gpstyne

Awww... honey. I love you. :)

#53 - 11/20/2009 at 3:40pm - movies12

I love you

#54 - 11/20/2009 at 3:58pm - lotusflower007

You will find that person and when you do it will be amazing. I hope it's soon!

#55 - 11/20/2009 at 4:29pm - ukgirl85

Lol that's pretty depressing. But hey, screw everyone else. Love yourself!

#56 - 11/20/2009 at 4:53pm - guy_on_the_couch

its okay. i bet if i knew you, i would love you in some way :) hang in there, you got the world behind you

#58 - 11/20/2009 at 4:58pm - noonelistens

jc this is one of the saddest fmls i've ever read

#59 - 11/20/2009 at 5:31pm - shankzilla

awwweeee!

#60 - 11/20/2009 at 6:47pm - elizanena9

hey man


fyl, but same here lol

I love u in a brotherly way

#61 - 11/20/2009 at 7:12pm - icanfloat12

Love you : )

#62 - 11/20/2009 at 7:25pm - ohhoho

Wow. Your life really sucks.

Er, *sniffle* I love you.

#63 - 11/20/2009 at 7:33pm - CyclonePsycho

I decided to make an account for myself so that I could send you a comment.
This is a beautiful response--all these statements of sadness and support, and love; I wish you had more than a FML comment box to tell us your story.
I think you should make a T-shirt that says "I'm the guy who posted about 'I love you'. FML.", and I'll bet you-I'll bet you my paycheck for the next month-that someone will see you and know the post and say to you, "I don't know you, and I don't need to-I LOVE you", and mean it.
In the meantime, I am sending you love~

#66 - 11/20/2009 at 8:04pm - welithotitwasfny

I love you, wirter of this FML. You amaze me in soo many ways, dear.



Betttteerrrrr? :)

#67 - 11/20/2009 at 8:05pm - madielyse

another one of those attention seeking idiots making shit up on fml. cool. I know when I'm depressed and lonely, my first instinct is to post it on fml. good call, lonelyman, good call.

#68 - 11/20/2009 at 8:25pm - sgaske

aaawwww :(
that sucks!
:'(

#69 - 11/20/2009 at 9:22pm - FeelingG00d

awwwwww thats really sad, call your mum and tell her you love her before you put the phone down and she'll say it back!
If this makes it better though, I love you! :D x

#70 - 11/20/2009 at 10:09pm - whoismgmt

suicide- it's the shitz

#71 - 11/20/2009 at 11:34pm - 12inchD

If it's so awesome what the heck are you still doing walking around?

#95 - 11/23/2009 at 7:16am - wild_angel

Should at least take the phone out to dinner before you make her say things like that!!

#72 - 11/21/2009 at 12:45am - Crickets

i love youuu! (;

#74 - 11/21/2009 at 1:35am - deliciouslythat

sorry but that is like --- woahhhhh depressing! i mean christ i dnt even know u but i love you if it means that much! wow - im just in shock like woahhhhh

#75 - 11/21/2009 at 2:31am - epd_1911

I know just how you feel... :(

#76 - 11/21/2009 at 3:45am - Kasper969

dont worry about it. i did the same

#77 - 11/21/2009 at 4:38am - vanessatar

i added a comment before, but i have more to say.

this FML moved me so much i almost started crying. for about a year i just come on this website to read the stories, but today i finally made myself an account just to tell you that i love you. i dont care if this is the only FML i ever comment or read again, i know i chose the right one to comment.

someday i might meet you, and when i do, ill love you forever.

-

#79 - 11/21/2009 at 6:49pm - noonelistens

wow . that was really weird 79

#81 - 11/21/2009 at 7:00pm - pinkphonepinkpho

coming from the person whose screenname is pinkphonepinkphone.

#83 - 11/21/2009 at 7:22pm - noonelistens

holy crap... if that's sarcasm AWESOME use of the toy! If not... you need some serious help...

There's no such thing as love anyways!

#94 - 11/23/2009 at 7:14am - wild_angel

it was sarcasm

#103 - 01/03/2010 at 6:04pm - noonelistens

there was a guy who said to attempt suicide. dont. its a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

#80 - 11/21/2009 at 6:54pm - noonelistens

for the 2781 people that pressed 'you deserved it' . i think you should all get some feelings . although , on the other hand , this guy could be like a serial rapist . =/

#82 - 11/21/2009 at 7:02pm - pinkphonepinkpho

Thanks for the tip, OP. I've been recording myself saying 'I love you' onto my computer then speeding up the audio so it sounds like a woman's voice... much more work.

#84 - 11/21/2009 at 7:25pm - DrewsFML

Ohh :'( (hugs). Yes, I love you too. Take care of yourself.

#85 - 11/21/2009 at 11:06pm - omghehehe

I am so sorry that your life is so sad. *Hugs* Please buck up, you will find someone. It may just be that the person you're looking for is looking for you as well and just doesn't know it.

#86 - 11/22/2009 at 8:46am - Divine_Kala

that made me 'aww' out loud >.

#88 - 11/22/2009 at 2:03pm - Stranger91

Dude, just go get a hooker. They'll say "I love you"...and by that I mean sex....but they don't actually love you...just so you know.

#91 - 11/23/2009 at 1:02am - kitty_karloso

awwww ill tell you i love you. I love you ^^

#92 - 11/23/2009 at 1:38am - endrawnia

That's so emo I feel like cutting myself now...

#93 - 11/23/2009 at 7:12am - wild_angel

How come this crap makes it through moderation, but mine doesn't. . .

#96 - 11/23/2009 at 6:17pm - Karnezar

oh get a life. yours is probably about something stupid that no one cares about. this is bad.

#100 - 11/27/2009 at 10:20am - noonelistens

wow, saddest FML ever.

I'm sorry : (

#97 - 11/23/2009 at 7:05pm - rockstarK9

I Love you lonelyman; I love you. (Unless you use a MAC, then there's a reason your so lonely)

#98 - 11/23/2009 at 11:16pm - helpmeiamblind

that's so sad =(

#99 - 11/25/2009 at 4:14pm - snoopy24

This is sad but also frustrating. You mean to tell me you have never heard someone say they love you as you grew up from infant to now? I find that hard to believe.

#101 - 12/24/2009 at 5:15am - ddh85

89 ur an ass! but u don't need a computer voice to hear I love you you don't even need love it puts you in s whole lot of trouble

#102 - 12/26/2009 at 2:00pm - SexyBitch919

omg... I feel bad for laughing

#105 - 02/02/2010 at 10:51am - B_Ez88

fyl. the only person that says that to me is my mum. fml so far. sad now. fml

#106 - 02/04/2010 at 6:33pm - elowyn4life

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