Today, a cat came up to me on the pavement so I petted it a little. An elderly man rode past on his bicycle and shouted "I'd like to stroke your pussy too!" FML
by pussystroker — intimacy
omg I peeed my pants I was laughing so hard
Epicly awesome
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
OMG! I DIED when I read this, bwahaha! Thank you for the laugh!
LOL!
lolz, that would be awesome. I don't see how this is an FML.
Coolest old man EVER!
Hahaha, awesome! Older people always come out with hilarious comments.
Sorry, that was you?
Oops.
lol that's soo creepy but funny at the same time. but it's not really a fml it's just a old man joking around
old people say the funniest things
So you dropped your knickers and ran down the street after him yelling, "Come back! I'll let you!"
(sorry if it's a repeat.)
I hate old people. =\
I Know how you feel old people are the most annoying thing ever i hate them so much all of them but you gotta give this old timer props
I woulda yelled TOO BAD IM NOT A CHICK DUMB ASS he woulda been like fuck
Oh my god!!!!
YDI for playing with your pussy in public!
Never mind, I read that too fast. I thought you said, "in pubic."
My mistake.
Paul, it wasn't even her own pussy it was someone elses!
Was he hot? Cause if he was, no FML.
I usually invite those dudes to suck my dick. The kind that yell that stuff are usually the same kind that would never admit they'd be up for cocksucking.
So THAT's how you hook up with them....
yep. Now slide that sasshole around my shaft and make a wish, sailor. *wink*
omg ewww wht a fuckin perv.
I wanna say YDI in a good way, but if you can't see the humor in it then maybe not.
witty perverted old people never get old
lol i lovee that dudee!! :D
...Perdix lives in the UK?!?!?!
No, I just used "knickers" 'cause I saw the story was from there. I wouldn't mind visiting there because of a certain frequent FML contributor ;)
Who's that
Just keep your eyes open. We comment back and forth quite often.
you actually replied to me? i love your comments but i feel kinda shy online at times
perdix is a funny bitch! haha he's the only one i actually look for, he's never said anything that wasn't funny :D
lmaooooooo whatttt a pervvvvvvv!
too easy
LOL! that's too awesome to be a FML.
yumerz •.•
shhh...that was me dressed like an old man lmao
Shit I would too
What a sick old man.
I can't wait to be old so i can get awy with anything XD
The old guy got it from Johnny Carson.
what's wrong with that?
hahahahahahahaha.
if it's a true story, it's a classic.
that's just funny as hell!! YDI for not being able to laugh at life
nice
wow, that man is full of win!
I hate old people
Roflmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAH WTF damn i would kill myself if that happened to me
bahahahahahaha thats amazing!!
omg is your name Olivia Jordan????
thats what they call a PEDALfile (: (hahah like a bikee )
totally just died. thats great!! i dont see how this is an fml tho, if that had happened to me id still be laughing. too funny.
epic! that would have made my day. lmfao
You should have yelled after him, "What pussy?"
He'd be like Oh SHIT SHES A FUCKING TRANS, I DUN WAN HER DICK!
Hahahahahaha.
This upsets me. Most stray cats almost always run away when they see people..unless its like a neighbors cat or one you're very familiar with..you see Im trying to give yu the benefit of the doubt here..Ugh. This story seems too perfectly put together just to be able to throw the "stroke your pussy" thing in there. An on the off chance that this is actually true, then YDI for liking cats.
You're a bad person and you should feel bad.
then say, "Yea? come here!" then kick his balls
smooth move by him. lol jk. that's kinda nasty
that's a freakin epic FML
FYL
lol i want to met that guy and shake his hand haa
that sounds like something my grandpa would say (that is he would if I could talk to him) apparently my parents think that some of the coments heade to the female cashier at the supermarket were too racy for me
you know, he's probably been waiting his whole life to say that to someone.
you just gave him the time of his life. feel happy! :)
bwhaahahahahah that's funny
ahahahahahah thats so funny
that's funny
OMG PUSSY.
I LIKE A LONG HAIRED THICK REDBONE
OPEN UP HER LEGGSS GON' GET ME ON HER PUSSY
lmfai
wut an old perv lol
ydi for saying petted.
