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Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck on my friend's binder while he was out of the class. While perfecting the drawing I realized the class had gone quiet. Looking up I realised my teacher had been watching me. I had to stand up infront of the class and talk about the drawing. FML

Dumbass. YDI for acting like a 12 year old.

I agree, YDI for having such a stupid sense of humour.

Did you consider the fact that he may actually be a 12 year old? The teacher (not professor) is walking around the class, so it is not college. Fail on your part. LOL to this FML though. I can just imagine OP chuckling to himself and calling his friend an asshole as he drew the penis, very unaware that he was being watched by everyone. Classic.

YDI all the way.

hahah dick demon from superbad!!

Holy crap, you had better be five or sterile or I have officially lost faith in humanity.

why sterile? and ydi because if yer not old enouhg ta say the word dick without censoring it your not old enough to draw one without censoring it

#4 doesn't want the OP mucking up our gene pool in the event that he ISN'T 5. And to be honest, neither do I.

Don't be a Loner, draw a Boner!!!

YDI for drawing a duck in your friend's binder

I'm pretty sure he drew a dock.

wtf...it clearly says he was drawing a huge dack

A deck, you fools. Guys love decks.

dack, deck, dick, dock, duck and sometimes.....dyck?

HAH! Nice. I didn't even realize that had happened.

rotfl! awesome

In all actuality, he drew a dick-four on the binder... Come on. You know you want to ask the question...

Huh I don't get it? What's a dick-four.

(chuckles) I'm not sure. I completely forgot why I wrote that comment.

So, unless you're under 13, I fail to see why your life is fucked just because you have to talk about penises. Half of your class has one, and the other half (or most of it) sucked one at least once in their life. EDIT: Also, why is my comment attached to this one. Pretty sure I didn't click there..

dyke.

^killed it... #64 *shakes head* failed joke. its ok, we all have those moments

@54 you are an idiot

Nope! Fake! If you stood in front of the class showing everyone a drawing of a penis a parent would definitely find out, and the teacher could even be in danger of losing his job for having a student show pornographic material to the class, even if it was just a drawing. I can't imagine any teacher being that dumb. Nice try (actually terrible try).

Unless it was anatomy.

unless he is just that bad an artist. "Wow Timmy, what a lovely Hungry Catapillar. C'mon class, put down your playdough and look at his wonderful art. Just for that Timmy, you get to wear the golden helmet at recess today. And on the short bus home, gold stars for all. Your mom will be so proud."

Flutist, you are a genius.

in health we had to draw them and show them to the class

Sounds like your teacher has a fascination with penises, if he wanted you to present your work in front of the class. Just be careful... he might have a crush on you.

LOL another win comment!

YDI, that was stupid, mean, and immature. You are also very unobservant.

Isn't this a scene from Superbad?

Problaby xD YDI for not paying attention.

"This is a picture of an erect penis I drew for my friend. Notice the attention to detail I gave to the shaft. I feel the shaft is underappreciated in most penis drawings you see today."

I think I love you.

strike 1: enjoying drawing a penis strike 2: self-censoring the word dick strike 3: pretending a scene for a movie is your life please grow up

This.

I'm sure Freud would have a lot to say about the fact you were drawing a dick...

Freud has all kinds of things to say about genitals in general. He was pratically obsessed with sexuality.

Were you drawing a little dick or a BIG DICK? Did you have time to include a "Happy Ending?"

Almost every theory Freud had was debunked. I don't get why people still see him as even relevant to psychology.

You hit Becca's foot with your dick? Was it a big, veiny, triumphant bastard?

The last time I drew a cock in class was in seventh grade. I drew it in MS Paint on the teacher's computer and set it as the desktop and screensaver. I hope you at least drew a detailed one with the works: veins, pubes, scrotal crease, etc.

That is epic. Absolutely epic. Last time I drew a dick... ..... I doodle stupid dicks all the time, hahaha.

It's a common phallusy that people outgrow drawing penises. Who doesn't like drawing dicks on other people's property?

I know right...binders, notebooks, essays that are worth 50% of their grade, love notes faces all that good stuff

haha this FML reminds me of middle school when I drew dicks on the bathroom walls with a sharpie. LMAO!

why do you exist, seriously, what is the point for your existence?

It's not so uncommon for teenagers to draw dicks.... It's not immature, it's just the way it is.

Agreed 28. Everyone is overreacting. Who hasn't drawn a dick at some point in their life as a little joke?

I haven't. But I'm a girl, and I can't draw.

Everyone can draw a dick, its not that hard.

I'm a teenager and I find it extremely immature to deface someone else's personal property. Just because some people are currently or were idiots as teens does not mean we all are.

Most of us are though!!! hahahahahahahaha =======O...

FAIL. it goes.. 8==========D~~ some jizz too. LOL I'm such a hypocrite. Sigh i need help.

Basically, you draw a tall mushroom, but it has a large cyst at the base.

Do you go to Sallies?

"Well guys...I uhh....I drew this penis on his binder....I thought it'd be funny. That's really about it. *eh hem*. Penis."

A speech about penises? Sounds fun for me!

I propose a ban on anyone under the age of 18 submitting to this website. Grow the fuck up, moron. Not an FML.

not all teenagers are morons, you know. I take offense to that, but I can't help feeling ashamed at the same time that there are so many immature young people out there... people my age who ruin teenagers' reputation *sigh* Oh well, life's not meant to be fair.

QQ

way to go Demigodess, you just proved the other sterotype about teens, that they are all whiny little kids.

Reputation? Hah, like teenagers even have a reputation to begin with... The only rep that almost all teens have are that they are some of the stupidest human beings out there, who think they are the smartest thing on the face of the earth.

...I fail to see the big deal.

I would have loved if this happened to me back in school. Along with my BFF Michael Cera.

Tell the class that your friend deserved it because he had drawn a binder on your penis.

I like your thinking, Perdix! :D

*DEAD*

LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF! a true win. LOL

Yeah, that's hilarious.....to a 10-year-old.

WTF is up with people drawing penis everywhere? every I go there a drawing of a penis.

Everyone knows Math class is the new Sex-Ed.

what's with this obsession of people drawing dicks? is it really that fascinating that there must be drawings all over the place? just wait till you get home then appreciate what you have. honestly...

Why would you draw a duck on your friend's binder?

Voted FYL even though it's clearly your fault simply because drawing dicks on unattended educational items is a habit everyone should get into, so I completely feel for you getting picked on for it here

Sometimes a dick is just a dick.

And sometimes it's just a cigar.

♪ And sometimes daddy likes to rub up against little boys on the bus. I think that's why your mommy left us. ♪

YDI for being a 10-year-old. Get off the internet. And if you aren't 10, YDI for acting like one. Grow up.

YDI for drawing a duck on your friend's binder.

LOL a duck.

YDI for "perfecting the drawing".

Lmao thats way 2 funny. Wish I was there 2 see it all happen. Haha

grow up.

give the "so fucking what" button on FMLs like this you chose to draw a dick on a friends binder which is funny despite all the grow up comments because his friend now walks around with a dick on his binder! but so fucking what if you had to talk about it im pretty sure people understand it's a joke.

What is it with FMLs and drawing dicks on things.

"Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck..." I only got to there, I don't think I could've hit "YD-FUCKING-I" fast enough :U

you deserved fucking it?

I knew YDI the minute i saw the words " I thought it would be funny" .

YDI for being an immature idiot. Grow up, eh? And maybe you should have checked if anyone was watching while you did something stupid and inappropriate. Or maybe you should just gain more brain cells.

LOL win!

maybe you should grow up dip shit

YDI, people like the OP should have big, veiny dicks drawn on their foreheads. Something similar happened to me, but I was the victim, and the teacher told me to get a new binder because the drawing was "unacceptable in the school environment". She didn't realize that I could just erase the drawing (although it took 20 minutes because of the binder material). By the way, I‘m writing this on a Wii :)

Whatta Dick!

THIS IS WIN. The teacher is awesome.

This is Fucking Funny!!!

sucks to be in middle school I guess.

What exactly did you have to say about the drawing? "umm...this is a dick i drew....this is the head...this is the shaft...and these are the balls, oh and these are the lil hairs on the balls, And this is the cum cummming out of the head." I wish i was in that class for that.

Hahaha.

Back when i were a lad we perfected the art of drawing speednobs to avoid this, by the time i was 8 i could easily draw a big cock and balls with a few drops of spunk for good measure in less than 2 seconds. honestly, kids today.

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