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Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

lol maybe you shouldve asked her what she had to do?

Ok wanted to be up, :D :D that said what the fuck did u think she was going to do wen she sat on the toilet, what u think girls throw up from their ass????

He didn't say she sat on the toilet. Heck if she was drunk she might have leaned forward towards the toilet like she was about to throw up then, yeah.

Gross, I'd never take a crap in front of my boyfriend and we live together. There are some things you just don't do with someone else in the room.

That's your problem. Eventually it gets to the point where you do everything in front of each other. I feel bad for all of yall who think this is gross. Just wait till your married and you walk in on your wife changing her tampon or something. Toughen up.

Girls poop?

Damn! You beat me to it!

No. Which is proof that this FML is fake.

apparently "Everybody Poops" its a book

well there goes the 'stick it in her pooper' line.

Girls poop, but we only poop rainbows and skittles and unicorns.

Just because "Everybody Poops" is a book doesn't make it true. It's just propaganda. Come on, Sarah Palin wrote a book. She never mentions pooping once. Ipso facto, girls don't poop.

I know pooping skittles comes in for a handy snack later

I eat healthy, what about the corn/peanuts?

don't forget the glitter and strawberry icecream....but thats only on a good day =D

I pity you xD

I swear the last sentence said "I can't look at her vagina the same ever again" [shakes head, blinks eyes several times] Anyway, you're going to hear a lot of crap (haha) about how it's only natural and girls do poop etc etc But really, I understand. Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating, or anyone at all for that matter, unless they're into that kind of thing. It's a rather awkward situation to stand and watch, especially when it's smelly. Now, this could be a plus though... she is comfortable enough to let you... er, witness that? Obviously it could also be the booze though.

...are you serious? "Nobody wants to think about their significant other defecating... unless they're into that kind of thing." Um, when you're married and/or living with someone, you get over it. Hubby and I walk in on each other on the toilet all the time to get something out of the bathroom or whatever. Really no big deal. Especially if the other person is sick or drunk and you know they can't control whatever's going on.

that is..gross. It kills the attraction to see the other person taking a "monstrous dump". That's gross. I don't want to see ANYONE take a dump, especially not my girlfriend.

There are some things you should never do in front of your significant other. I don't care if you've been together 50 years. There is a such thing as being too comfortable. First you start crapping in front of each other. Next thing you know, you're wearing tapered sweatpants and a snuggie every day, you've got crumbs all over your snuggie, no makeup, haven't showered or done your hair, etc

I agree with the being too comfortable part... but what's wrong with not wearing makeup? |:

yeah, it's funny that wearing a snuggie and not wearing makeup is the same level of deterioration. i also think it's funny that the guy thinks vomit is cute but poo is detestable.

Seriously? Do you not leave the house in the morning without putting on your face? I never wear makeup, and sweatpants are quite possibly my favorite articles of clothing. My boyfriend has no problem with it. If you're with someone for 50 years, the initial butterflies-in-tummy thing goes away, hun, and if you're not comfortable with that person, life is gonna suck. Get used to the fact that you and your significant other are both human beings.

#86, that was worst load of BS I've read today. I agree that it is not the most satisfying moment of my life when I was in the shower and my wife enters the bathroom in urgent need due to severe diarreah, but that is not something that comes into mind when I'm with her. This must be the first time I think of it in 10 yrs. Too comfortable? My ass! Being comfortable with someone has nothing to do with what your wear. It is a state of mind where you can be your own self. Well, of course, if you're sloppy, I guess that what you talk about could happen, but I couldn't say really. I don't know you. But it is still not "too comfortable", just "comfortable".

Lila, nobody wants to THINK ABOUT creating waste products, not that nobody wants it to ever happen. How often do you think about the people about you, and yourself even, pooping, unless you have to go? It's gross to poop in front of other people in general. Yes, you can reach a level of comfort that you don't mind, and you know what? That's great, that's fine, but don't go bitching at someone because they don't want to watch people poop (not sit in the shower, mind you, but actually stand and watch). And I know she's drunk and can't help it. I never said anything to the contrary. As for the "too comfortable" thing, I actually agree with it in /a certain degree/. It goes hand-in-hand with the "letting yourself go" thing that some people do in marriage. They think "okay, I love this person, they love me, we're together, so it's okay if I don't take a shower today/if I eat this whole cake myself" - I would call that a sort of "too comfortable."

YDI for not being able to handle it. People crap. It's no big deal. Get a grip and get over it.

yeah you're a jerk

Yeah I agree with these people, enless your some kind of shallow jerk this should make you at least twice as attracted her.

Suck it up. But your life sucks anyways.

6, I really hope that pun was intentional. If it was, you have a heap big plate of win.

It's not love until you know she poops and you still want to have sex with her.

or maybe you couldve jst gotten the fuck over it she's your gf eventually you'll be able to do that in front of each other not drunk. she needed help it can only come out two ways and they're both gross and stink so you're sad.

If my gf ever made any referance to defacation she would be dumped on the spot. Girls don't poop, or fart, it's a proven scientific fact. Dr. Rameriz Estaban Gonzalez the famed Gastoenterologist studied this topic in depth many years ago. His hypothesis being that a females body does not support defacation; therefore they rather piss shit out of their vagina. This is ofcourse how the female body operates, and any other person who says otherwise is completely ignorant.

"studied this topic in depth" how deep were his studies exactly?

very deep........

You forgot queefing.

any anatomy or biology class would tell you otherwise. i'm a girl (as much as guys like to think i'm one of them) and i happen to know that yes, we do shit. i don't get why guys think girls doing something natural is revolting (or refuse to believe it) but yet you expect us to put our mouths on something you piss out of. stop being so immature and get the fuck over it.

thank you!!

he's...joking

bahahaha do you take this guy seriously

dude he's joking calm down ;)

so....you'd rather girls poop out their vag?

The gullibility of people on the internet never ceases to amaze me. Unless of course the people who took his comment seriously actually knew he was joking and are really just messing with the people who think they're being serious. OH FUCK

OMG. total hero. ahaha

With that said, a girls asshole is purely an instrument for which men like to fuck.

anal FTW

And you sound like an asshole... Girls shit too... It's very normal and natural... idk about your 'source' but it's VERY wrong. Get used to it. I won't make a guy watch me shit, what I think the above poster was trying to say that he'll be alone cause he'll never find a girl that doesn't shit unless she's extremely unhealthy. I'm most certainly not going to be with a guy that finds it gross that at some point in the day I have to shit even if it's not around him.

Ever heard of sarcasm lol?

You should have gotten out a glass plate and had her serve it up while you held the plate!!! Is her name "Dirty Sanchez?"

YDI it for not being able to handle that. It's a natural thing and if you can't deal with that, you'll end up alone.

You're very strange... I have never met a girl who believed a requirement for a relationship was that a guy had to watch them take a massive crap.

Your reply made me laugh so hard, I'm fully awake and can't go to bed now. XD Thanks!

That's a deal breaker ladies.

She was on the toilet when she pooed right? Atleast it wasn't in your arms.

that's what i was thinking. and yeah, i could see pooing ON him would be a deal breaker.

Wait, I don't get what's going on here. Did the OP turn her around in order for her mouth to face the toilet, at which point she proceeded to splurt a turdzilla while her ass was in the air? Or was she sober enough to sit down and poop? The latter would not be so bad.

lmao

That's what I was wondering. But "turdzilla" makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. *g*

This is what I thought too... this FML totally needs some clarification xD

Wait, did you position her face over the toilet, then she crapped in her pants?

"Today, my drunk girlfriend outshit me. FML" Come one, didn't you ever read Everybody Poops?

You can't look at her the same again? You mean you can't look at her without imagining her taking that monstrous crap all over your face and getting turned on by it?

You people dont get it. She did a disqusting poop not on the toilet, but on the floor.

lol Well, if you really like her, I hope you get over the shock. XD And #27, I thought she did that too and had to reread the post. Nah, don't think so. It just says she took a dump and it sounds like the OP is someone who does not like to watch a girl use the toilet in any way, so I'm guessing she was on the toilet. Then again, it's just a guess. The post doesn't really say.

I think you should just go gay pal. either that or get a braud that doesn't drink.

Ah yes, because my previous statements were very serious, and "Rmaeriz Estaban Gonzalez" isn't made up or anything.................... sarcasm? nooooooooo................................

Oh my god! You have a girlfriend who poops!?

You can quite happily help her puke but get freaked out if she has to poop. In the time it took her to adjust her position and her clothing you could have stepped out of the bathroom - or were you hoping to watch her pee and just got disappointed at the last moment? It's part and parcel of loving another human being. Traditional wedding vows include the words"in sickness and in health" for a reason. If either of you are ever sick the partner agrees to be there, support and help out the other. OK you are not married, but you are learning about life. Heaven help you if you have kids.

Everytime a girl shits, an angel loses its wings.

I just killed Clarence.

ydi, next time get a girlfriend who doesnt poop, a girls backdoor isnt meant for pooping

hahahahahahahaha

Ok, seriously? So she had a massive BM... So what?!? I'm sure you've had similar trips to the bathroom... It's part of being a living being. We eat and we shit. Animals do it, babies do it, and you can't say you haven't. Yeah, it's gross that she did it right in front of you, but get over it. Ugh.

so sorry for you "mr-nobody-takes-a-dump-but-me", how will you ever live with that? how are you ever going to marry someone and/or have children when you can't even deal with one of the most basic human needs??

wooooow, some people get so angry on this website! lmao. people! its an fml bc of the extreme awkwardness of him standing there watching her take a massive shit! fuck! stop being so damn serious!

he could've...y'know....turned around/closed the door and waited outside?

hahaha I'm just here for the funnies!!!! girls don't poop .. or do they??? it's the greatest debate ever!!!!!!!!! let's ask obama!

Ladies don't burp either. In fact, we aren't even human! LoL

I KNEW IT! I ****ING KNEW IT!

Why can't you look at her? Is it that you missed a golden opportunity to give her a blumpkin?

EWWWWWWWW GROSS!!!! and to everyone who thinks he "can't handle it" - WTF. Normal people do not shit ON THE FLOOR. Good lord..

who said she did it on the floor??

oh oops, nevermind - it was really late last night and it was my birthday, so I was exhausted and got confused. I thought that he had the seat up so she could barf, and she shit on the ground instead. IDK I was really tired!

And in the time she spent doing it, you couldn't have turned away so you didn't have to watch?

HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU LOVE HER IF YOU WON'T EAT HER POOP?

geez, seriously. I'm glad she found out now and not after you got married what a loser you are. When you're married to someone you see pretty much everything and you can't just say "i'll never look at him/her the same way" just coz you saw them go to the toilet or throw up or something.

well i suppose she hasn't necessarily found out... I'm hoping she does.

Grow the fuck up. Guess what? Girls also pee and fart.

WTF? you learn something everyday

Which raises an obvious question..... why did you think it's better to watch her puke than to take a dump? Puking is just as disgusting... if not more disgusting.

Big fucking deal. Your gf took a crap in front of you and now you can't look at her the same ever again? Sad. You're not the only one that poops.

ohhhh noeeeeeeeezzzzz i witnessed my significant other take a shizz infront of me, oh nooooeeeez even though i analy did her last night, ohh noeeez how will i ever life.. you know your still hitting that hole op ftw nigga

Oh boo hoo, girls poop. God, youre a douche.

I think it would be incredibly amusing if everyone on this earth (including me) had to live up to the same standards and levels of perfection we expect from other people. I would bet that most couldn't meet that challenge. We want people who are "honest" and "down to earth" and "keep it real" - so we say. But for people like the OP, that is OBVIOUSLY not true. To maintain an illusion of perfection (especially if you're female) you have to lie. So make up your mind folks - you can't have it both ways. Either we're perfect, or we're human.

I will also never look at her the same way again. Screw this, I can't hold out! (fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap...)

yeah baby thats xxxhawtxxx

WIN

girls poop. grow up and gtf over it. how is this even an FML? yeah, maybe FML i'm so immature i can't handle natural body functions. fucking idiot.

Can't call someone immature when you get so angry over a "FML" post. Jesus, relax a little and breathe.

Everyone poops, get over it already!!

I bet you couldn't believe that women take crap too, could you? -.-" Don't be so immature and get over it -.-"

well dont you ever take a huge, monstrous crap? grow up everybody does that, you just didn't have to see it

You're a tool. You should be happy you have a girlfriend at all. If the fact that she poops changes how you see her, then you never really saw her in the first place.

How could you not realize she was getting ready to do a Number 2? She'd have to pull down her pants (or hitch up her skirt), and sit down on the toilet seat...and in that amount of time, you should have been able to figure out that THAT orifice isn't the one vomit comes out of, and left the room. ...Unless she was naked from the waist down. In which case WTF??? And yes, watching your significant other take a thunder shit...not exactly the most attractive thing in the world. But it's not the END of the world. Get over it. If you two ever have kids together and you're in the delivery room, you'll get to REALLY watch her shit herself because yeah...the majority of women piss and defecate themselves during childbirth. Better get used to it if you want a little Junior running around. ;)

newsflash: girls fart too

Ray_Scott made me laugh!

Anyone think it's weird that we find seeing others crap way more revolting than seeing them vomit when the former is arguably more normal?

YDI for using a dangling participle.

Haha. If that scars you for life, then I can only imagine what something that actually is monumentally graphic would do. Honestly, I'm kind of curious why the hell you stayed after you saw that she wasn't going to puke, but instead started pulling down her pants. Perhaps you wanted to enjoy the view, but that's your problem. YDI, dumbass.

I guess you're not that close, then...my boyfriend and I are open about absolutely everything.

I made you a new birthday cake.. for me to poop on!

If you loved her, you'd help her gently on to the toilet, let her do her thing, and help her clean up afterward if she needed it. Good god, be a man. Seriously. How do you know she won't need to do the same thing for you someday?

YDI. seriously, a good boyfriend wouldn't mind. She was drunk, for goodness sake (and I'd understand you better if you minded THAT). If you love her, you don't feel grossed out by her; simple as that. Perhaps you're not into watching that kind of thing, but if she needs it, ... then again, I understand some people will get into relationships without actually caring about the other person.

So, is everybody saying that they would not be the least bit shocked or caught off guard to see their significant other suddenly and unexpectedly let loose a number 2? I mean, sure, it's obviously nothing to stress over, because after all, shit happens (literally). But is that really going to make the experience any less shocking if it just happens without warning? OP, sorry that happened, but don't break up or do anything brash. After all, she may very well have done the same for you if the roles were reversed.

The thing is, it's pretty much impossible for a number 2 to be "without warning" unless she had the taco shits and crapped her pants. You'd think he would have noticed her peeling down her panties and sitting down on the toilet seat, which I'm pretty positive you don't do when you're going to vomit. And I wouldn't be caught off guard. My boyfriend comes into the bathroom to do his business all the time while I'm showering. Of course, I don't "see" it, because as soon as I realize he's doing his business, I politely ignore him and look away. This guy, apparently, was dense enough not to realize that pulling down the underwear and sitting on the toilet with the lower half of her body bare does NOT mean she's going to make sick. And then, he even sticks around to see her push it out!

If you cant handle your girlfriend taking a shit the relationship was already doomed!

umm pretty sure i have a health relationship wit most of my family and a handful of friends...i would still be a little thrown off by watching them shit

And so you stayed in the stall once she'd pulled down her pants? WTF?

YDI for having a lush for a girlfriend. The only people that drink to the point of getting drunk are idiots.

What's the point of drinking if not to get drunk?

Everyone needs to crap, including your girlfriend. And secondly, you didn't have to stand there and watch. Heck, when she started sitting on the bowl you could've taken that as your queue to get lost!

"cue". as in cue cards. queue as in queue up for the bathroom because you need to vomit or poo in front of your boyfriend.

even though I see how you can't look at her, ppl pay alot of money for stuff like that as gross as it is.

You deserve it for standing there and watching, and then complaining about it later. Grow up.

it's funny how people think this is real! girls obviously don't poop (or fart or pee or anything else like that!) the female restroom is pure myth! (have you ever been in one? there is a mirror to do their makeup and a couch to socialize and talk, no stalls or toilets of any kind!

So did your girlfriend shat herself or whilst on the potty? Was it a solid deuce or was it a bad case of taco shits? DETAILS! DETAILS! WE WANT DETAILS!!!!!

Ha you're all saying the same damn thing. Gotta love the stupid arguments. We should ask professor beaker!

wow u suck

dude thats great u wanted 2 help ur drunk grl out n all but when she sat on the toilet u probly shoulda GOT THE F*CK OUT

wow. GOOD POINT.

Ok so you plan to just have girlfriends for the rest of your life and live alone? When you get married that is just a part of life. Well maybe not sitting there watching each other do it but what are you going to do when the urge comes over you??? Go to the gas station? Just wait till you see your wife give birth!!!!!! You will never look at that the same either.

dude, why didn't you just leave the room when you saw her pull down her pants? and just say well i'll let you do your bizznazz but i'll be right outside? god damn it, why the fuck would you just stand there watching awkwardly as she slowly pushed out some huge shit? i mean, that couldn't have been quick if it was so monstrous. i would immediately turn around and leave as to not embarrass her or myself. you're stupid.

haha think that's bad? wait until you watch your future wife/girlfriend giving birth.

No complaining about helping drunks, remember you could have just left them in their vomit.

should've asked her what she was gonna do, smart one

For everyone talking about how he'll never look at the mother of his children the same way again: the "miracle" of childbirth is freaking disgusting! I personally would have far more issue with holding the hair of someone who was drunk to the point of vomiting than just seeing them have a BM. But maybe being a nursing student changes that? Regardless, you deserve it for being that squemish about feces when you did help her to the BATHROOM.

Err, yeah, that was kinda the point we were trying to make there...childbirth IS disgusting. If he thinks it's bad NOW, just watching her lay a dukie, just wait until she has a child! She'll be pushing a baby (covered in blood and other fluids) out of a huge hole that's normally roughly the size of a quarter, and she'll be pushing so hard she won't just push out a baby, she'll push out a few turds and lose control of her bladder while she's at it. If he thinks watching a girl do number 2 is bad.....man oh MAN, I can't wait until he becomes a father! My guess is he'll vomit all over the floor of the delivery room. :D

Grow up. Seriously. Everyone poops. If you eat, it has to come back out. It's just a fact of life. You're an idiot. YDI, but your girlfriend doesn't deserve to put up with you if you can't handle a normal bodily function.

everybody poops.

OMG! This is hilarious! if anyone I was dating ever took a shit with me present, they'd be out on their ass so fast, LMFAO!

I had to comment on this. My boyfriend and I do this in front of each other all the time. He semi lives with me and there are times where him or I am going to the restroom and one or the other needs to shower, brush our teeth, etc. It's unavoidable. You get used to it. We were talking about it one day and said that we rather be comfortable in our relationship, otherwise it wasn't worth having. As several people have stated, everyone poops. If you truly like the person you are with then it shouldn't matter. Why would you want to be with someone who can't be comfortable around you? Get over yourself.

Oh boo hoo. You saw your girlfriend do somthing you do at least 3 times a day, every day of your life. GET OVER IT.

buddy you really need to grow up ! everybody fucking shits by the way . i dont no how you think its weird if a girl takes a shit when guys are all like man i have to shit . @ yous are very blunt about it and who gives a fuck if she shit . you should grow a set of fucking balls you asshole by the way im a girl and if my boyfirend dumped me because i took a shit .. then hes fucking retarted

You seem like a very classy lady.

Did you seriously just say "yous", "boyfirend", and "retarted"? Gee, girlie, maybe you should do a bit of self-examination before calling people out on intelligence. Also, I'm pretty sure any boyfriend of yours would dump you because of your rather abusive and limited vocabulary.

Guess the OP has never seen 'two girls one cup'....try googling it

every one has to go...

135, 3 times a day is way too much. once a day is ideal and girls don't fart or poop till they are 35... kidding and why would you google two girls one cup? gross man

Anyone who is saying girls don't poop is imature.Anyway she was drunk! When your drunk, you have the mind of a idiot (sometimes). It's not like she wasn't drunk. God grow up.

Uhh if your going to talk shit about someone, at least try to sound smart. It's retarded, you are and boyfriend. By the way... calm down! You probably don't have a life if you go around leaving stupid comments like that, and get pissed for really no reason. I'm just saying, relax. Breathe in.......and breathe out, OK? Alright again. Breathe in...... and breathe out.

This just shows you aren't ready to get married yet. When you get married, you're gonna see a lot of things worse than this. And to everyone else, OP doesn't need to grow up. He just hasn't reached that level of maturity yet. He'll get there with time. Let him enjoy his younger years. Maybe you all grew up too fast. If so, I feel very sorry for the rest of you.

Orrrrrrrr maybe we're all just older than the poster and are ALREADY grown up? Fuck growing up too fast, man, I grew up years ago.

But just because you're grown up, doesn't mean the OP is. So chill.

Hey, I'm already chilled, friend. ;) But it's my opinion that if the poster and his girlfriend are old enough to drink, they should be old enough to recognize that human beings all have these basic bodily functions to tend to, and that if someone pulls their pants down and squats on the toilet bowl, you can safely assume they're not going to vomit into the toilet like you wanted them to. There's a certain level of maturity and intelligence a person reaches after graduating from training pants... I'm really hoping that by "younger years", you mean age 16 or 17....because when I think "younger years" and read a post about a guy watching his girl take a slow and massive dump, I think "three years old", the age where most kids are grossly fascinated with their own waste. It should go like this" guide gf to toilet--notice gf baring her lower half and sitting on the toilet--quietly excuse self so she can crap instead of vomit. But then, I'm halfway to drunk myself right now, so I'm pretty much just ranting and rambling because I like to read my own words? Yeah. :D

I agree, if they are old enough to drink (however, I doubt they are 21), then they should know that pooping and farting and peeing and lord knows what else is natural. Doesn't everyone know that when you get drunk you basically lose control? People vomit, get naked, dance on tables, pass out, pee in plants, etc. I know a few very well put together drunks but just a few. People shouldn't be ignorant and immature just because they are young. That's a terrible excuse. And if you are too scared to take a dump around your boyfriend then don't do it until you are ready lol. No one is pressuring you haha. But like one poster said, just wait till marriage. If you think pooping is scary, you haven't seen anything yet. Get ready for plucking back hairs, stretch marks, saggy titties, hairy men, beer bellies, when your spouse gets sick, CHILD BIRTH, etc. :D

Knowing people poop is one thing. Witnessing them do it in front of you is another. If he has not been with his girlfriend for long, then something like this early in the relationship can be a little difficult to bear, especially if he has never been in a serious relationship with someone before.

But see, the thing is, he pretty much knew she was going to take a dump by the time she started pushing. As soon as she yanked down her pants and sat on the toilet, that should have been his cue to get out, because unless she makes a grab for the waste bin and vomits into it whilst making fudgie, it's a pretty sure thing that taking off one's pants and sitting on the bowl doesn't constitute as vomiting. Yeah, I'd be freaked out if someone just laid a turd in front of me. But this guy had to have had SOME sort of warning, stayed around to watch the log of shit fall out, and then complained about having to watch it? Dude should have scrammed as soon as he realized she was shitting. It's his own fault for sticking around to watch.

yeah it's sick but so is vomiting and u didn't mind that so..

I'm a girl. I know it shouldn't be disgusting, it's a natural bodily function etc. I can recognise that. But unfortunately I have been conditioned to find it disgusting and would never- NEVER! NEVER!!! do that in front of my boyfriend. If my other half did that in front of me I'm afraid I'd be so sickened that I might have to end the relationship...

What person, besides the two girls and the cup, actually thinks it's NOT gross? Of course it's gross. Sometimes they smell pretty aweful and make a huge mess. But it takes a mature person to be able to do it in front of someone else. My boyfriend and I do it because we love each other and have been through everything. I have the flu right now and barfed all day yesterday and all he did was pick up after me. I'm taking him out to dinner tomorrow to say how much I appreciate his help.

My question is: Did she crap in the toilet, or on the floor in front of you? If it's in the toilet, you wuss! My boyfriend has been there for me when I've been sick with it coming out of both ends (sit on the toilet, puke into the tub) and he'd always be there to hold my hair. Gross yes, but if you plan on having kids... If it was on the floor, yeah, I would also probably have a hard time getting over that one, especially if I was the one cleaning it up. >< But. . .just give it time and the memory will fade :P

I agree with both sides. It is important to be comfortable with each other in a relationship. But at the same time that's really frickin disgusting. If it's still his girlfriend then I guess it's understandable to be disgusted, and I don't want to see anyone do that. But once he's married then he's kind of stuck with her, and hell learn to be comfortable. And just because it's his girlfriend doesn't mean he wants to be with her forever or that he's serious about his relationship so he shouldnt have to see it. Once he's married he just doesn't have a choice.

All those people saying it's disgusting and she should be ashamed and stuff, did you overlook the fact that she was "very drunk"?

If you thought it was so disgusting, why didn't you turn away when you realized what she was doing? YDI for staying to watch and then getting grossed out. Freak.

It's a natural human thing to do. You're only shallow if you can't accept that fact that girls also have stomach problems and need to release the troubles.

why does comfort = letting yourself go? I'm comfortable with my wife, but I still try to look my best for her, and she does the same...... and BTW, girls look cute in Snuggies and most are beautiful without make-up

So she pinched a loaf infront of you. Maybe she is warming you up for "two eggs Danny Thomas style". Google it.

Everybody poops :)

everyone shits. get the fuck over it.

OP, YDI for being a pussy. I hope a girl catches you taking a shit and gets all awkward on you because *gasp* OMFG, shit came out of his ass like any other normally functioning human! Tool.

Seriously dude, Its a fuck'n natrual thing and u think its discusting or some shit cause ur girlfriend does something that every other human being does. If ur honestly like that everytime u see a girl do something natrual, then ur just a fuck'n wanker. 5 words my friend, GET THE FUCK OVER IT! Im sure ur girlfriend would have been more sivalized in this situation then u are being. What do u honestly think that u going to get out of this, posting it on FML. grow up! im fuck'n 12 and even im more mature then u.

wow, nice spelling kid, maybe you should try to finish the 6th grade before attempting to sound smart 'mature' people also woudnt be flipping out as badly as you are change your tampon.

silly man girls dont poop :) thats only an urban legend

bro i watch my girl shit all the time, hell we have conversations while im showering and she's shitting and vice versa. The best part is when she gets in the shower with me after she shits, and then i clean her cute lil ass for her, thats right, i scrub a dub the heck out of her lil pooper. When its all said and done man you should be glad to share an intiment moment like that with her. alot of girls are too ashamed or whatever... Plus...if you really get to know the ins and outs of her poop hole then mabey one day she'll let you stik you lil tweenky in it! but make sure you clean reeeel good first!

hahaha strangely I find that very adorable. i'm like that with my BF, although he is a bit of a poop-phobe (i have always had pets in my life, poop is just poop to me, wash your hands afterward if it bothers you) which can make to some frustrating moments before we're going to be intimate. we live together and i find it ridiculous that he wants us to shower every time before sex. UGH. it's right, girls are usually ashamed to burp, fart, or talk about pooping in front of their boyfriends. shame on anyone who makes their girl feel that way.

Quit being a child -- if you think women don't burp, poop, fart, etc. then you will never be happy with who you are dating. Grow up.

wow r u retarded? everyone poops jackass

Everybody poops. You're a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being. YDI.

You're an idiot. Take a f*cking Ritalin and breath in and out. Everyone shits.

LMFAO !

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