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Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML
#6273079 - 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love
ouch. time for a new building and a new landlord/boyfriend. lol joking. enjoy
#1 - 11/12/2009 at 5:05pm - cakeeeee
I guess he's not you boyfriend. Anyway, you can't just evict people in 13 days; the law is on your side.
#69 - 11/13/2009 at 1:20pm - CapinWinky
SUCKS FOR YOU!!!
#2 - 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm - irishdancer
Clearly a strong relationship you got going there
#3 - 11/12/2009 at 5:07pm - ChaplinSnakker
Maybe it was his way of telling you to pack your shit and come with him. :/
#4 - 11/12/2009 at 5:08pm - Intoxicunt
If thats the case then he needs to work on is communication skills
#47 - 11/12/2009 at 8:04pm - f_alltheirlives
I couldn't agree more...
#14 - 11/12/2009 at 5:22pm - ChaplinSnakker
*sigh* i live in the 'hood... why can't i talk like this? You have some talent there, buddy.
#21 - 11/12/2009 at 5:37pm - sodahhhr
Now in English?
#28 - 11/12/2009 at 6:04pm - EmmaElaine
Jesus I hope you're joking. I think you should lose your right to use the internet if you type LiKe tHiS, and if you cannot form a single coherent sentence.
#41 - 11/12/2009 at 7:31pm - n_london
amen sister!!!!!
#52 - 11/12/2009 at 8:39pm - kickrox
Ladies, look out! Turns out there is something worse than being dumped over text.
#6 - 11/12/2009 at 5:09pm - DeadMansCrack
Oh no :(
#57 - 11/12/2009 at 9:10pm - Sun_Kissed18
Ouch
#7 - 11/12/2009 at 5:12pm - Inked2009
at least it wasn't a post-it note...
#8 - 11/12/2009 at 5:12pm - jackdaniels
lol. Although I get the reference, I'm watching an old DVD of 'Dead Like Me' so that amused me.
#43 - 11/12/2009 at 7:37pm - mercyFML
i loved that show
#45 - 11/12/2009 at 7:50pm - Entity4Infinity
"Since I just got promoted, I just thought you two should know; I take my coffee with a little milk, two sugars and a lot less of your bullshit." "If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble." George and Daisy woo me still.
#46 - 11/12/2009 at 8:03pm - nokillnobeepbeep
sex and the city much?
#63 - 11/13/2009 at 12:18am - FeverTalk
Ouch. Now you are going to have to pay money for rent, unless you can find another "landlord" who will be your "boyfriend." And we all know that is urban slang for a landlord who accepts payments in blowjobs, but if you want to get your place painted, you have to screw him. New carpet? Anal.
#9 - 11/12/2009 at 5:12pm - perdix
rofl
#13 - 11/12/2009 at 5:20pm - Ilovelife07
I wonder if it is the same situation as Woody Harrelson in "Kingpin"...
#18 - 11/12/2009 at 5:33pm - donkey_hang_down
Perdix... You make my day.
#29 - 11/12/2009 at 6:05pm - EmmaElaine
dude i
#32 - 11/12/2009 at 6:25pm - Mx_Rider
She might even have to pay for her own drinks!
#44 - 11/12/2009 at 7:47pm - Gavik
yo ATTILA....u dA mos ignantest muFuhkkA on dis Sh1t.... How long does it take you to type like that????? talk/type like a human being asshole
#10 - 11/12/2009 at 5:14pm - wompwompwomp
Agreed. WTF did he even say?
#31 - 11/12/2009 at 6:20pm - bored690
That may be illegal. Many states require you be given 30 days' notice. If he doesn't agree, you can always get a court order. FYL for having such a douche-bag for a boyfriend.
#11 - 11/12/2009 at 5:15pm - cthulhu1138
ouch that is def the worst way to get broken up with
#12 - 11/12/2009 at 5:15pm - sweetspicegirl
wtf? ooouuucchh. that wasn't very nice. :/ i hope he surprises you and takes you with him! that'd be better. if not, being without him might be best and finding someone else would probably be better. :]
#15 - 11/12/2009 at 5:25pm - pinkkloverr
haha wow..
#16 - 11/12/2009 at 5:25pm - sincerelyautumn
Likely not legal. Protest and I bet you can screw up all his plans.
#17 - 11/12/2009 at 5:29pm - pussycat7750
Sucks that it is your boyfriend, but either way a lease is a binding contract stating you have possession of the property until the end date of said lease (assuming it's a 12 month contract).
#20 - 11/12/2009 at 5:36pm - lydiakj
Not anymore, he's not!
#22 - 11/12/2009 at 5:39pm - Luckster
wtffff
#23 - 11/12/2009 at 5:40pm - KiddNYC10
Some of these comments are giving me a headache.
#24 - 11/12/2009 at 5:46pm - time_consumer
Im fairly certain there are laws against that. Unless you haven't been paying your rent. In that case, you can be evicted whenever.
#25 - 11/12/2009 at 5:52pm - idkweird
That mob boss must've given him about two weeks to leave. Awfully considerate of him.
#26 - 11/12/2009 at 5:58pm - Nakedsquirrel
Are you sure you're not going with him?
#27 - 11/12/2009 at 5:59pm - adris
You ought to tape an erection notice over your hoo-hah saying that your landlord is "penis non grata" effective immediately.
#30 - 11/12/2009 at 6:16pm - perdix
Never date landlords.
#33 - 11/12/2009 at 6:25pm - letthemxeatcake
Every eviction law I have read claims that 30 days is the minimum notice you can receive.
#34 - 11/12/2009 at 6:35pm - DrPluton
You stopped putting out, so he put you out.
#35 - 11/12/2009 at 6:36pm - nokillnobeepbeep
I hate rap and rappers and anyone who listens to it. It's the epitomy of ignorance.
#36 - 11/12/2009 at 6:39pm - saculmot
what about my rap about danish porrigde? Gives ya a warm feeling in your stomach (:
#54 - 11/12/2009 at 8:52pm - sodahhhr
You know that saying you shouldn't do business with friends? Well you shouldn't do "business" with landlords, either.
#37 - 11/12/2009 at 6:42pm - gothic_cat_lady
why would you ask him to leave?
#38 - 11/12/2009 at 6:45pm - sacman
Isn't this illegal? It sounds like a violation of the lease or something, plus I think you have to be given more notice if you're being evicted so you have time to find a new place
#39 - 11/12/2009 at 6:52pm - xx_irish_rose_xx
"Today, my tenant bitched about her eviction notice like an average female instead of packing her ass and getting her crap out of my apartment. FML" *cough*
#40 - 11/12/2009 at 7:24pm - splydoms
I say get storage and find a Homeless shelter.. Most stuff you dont need it just extra weight in life!
#42 - 11/12/2009 at 7:33pm - Cristaderzi
not illegal, assuming her boyfriend wasn't actually her "landlord" but a boyfriend that owns his own home that she moved into, she probably DIDNT sign a lease. which makes it legal for him to tell her to get out whenever.
#48 - 11/12/2009 at 8:26pm - pieofchrist
HAHA. wow. I think u need to make a ring tone of u crying about how much your life sucks and upload it at www.get25ringtones.com so I can put it on my iphone LOL
#49 - 11/12/2009 at 8:29pm - SxyJenQT
Man that double sucks. Sorry FYL
#50 - 11/12/2009 at 8:31pm - Erindub
It's been commented on already, but holy balls! I tried reading #6's post like 4 times and it still doesn't make sense. I think he said OP was beautiful?!? As far as FMLs go that's a pretty brutal one. Bad break up AND evicted all at once. Ouch.
#51 - 11/12/2009 at 8:35pm - ninjobliveus13
number 6 said don't let no1 put u down and your beautiful like her also to let whoever those names are to him outa jail and fuck wit me means hit me up or talk to me or u knw was up..
#53 - 11/12/2009 at 8:40pm - clos14
That sucks like hell! But there are more fish in the sea! (:
#55 - 11/12/2009 at 8:54pm - fakechaosx
he's also a jackass...
#56 - 11/12/2009 at 9:07pm - dragonflygal
Are you a girl or a gay?
#58 - 11/12/2009 at 9:44pm - mikeymuscles112
WOW Nice one Genious! it says shes a girl on the Post! and who cares if shes gay!
#59 - 11/12/2009 at 10:05pm - TommySon
you deserve it, if you have to pay rents to your boyfriend why he is your boyfriend?
#60 - 11/12/2009 at 10:25pm - cein
first off that's illegal, he has to give you at least 60 days to find a new place. lastly that's messed up, good ridence of the ASSHOLE!
#61 - 11/12/2009 at 11:06pm - mcguyver98
ydi - geez, bfs are assigned randomly in the western world. you picked the loser - so, tough!
#62 - 11/13/2009 at 12:03am - Thecommish
This is bull. Either you missed prior notice or your landlord/BF is a retard. Plus, Pennsylvania law requires there to be a court procedings for any and all evictions, not to mention that with the exception of delinquent rent cases, all evictions require at least a 15-day notice (actually 30 for leases over one year) before the actual eviction case. There's either something that you're not telling us or this FML is full of crap.
#64 - 11/13/2009 at 12:44am - blastvortex
YDI for having a cheap boyfriend that makes his girlfriend pay rent
#65 - 11/13/2009 at 1:53am - eclecticist
YDI for 2 reasons: 1. You failed so bad as a partner that he's leaving the freaking country. 2. You dated your landlord and expected something differently. Go look up "punch punch punch" in the urbandictonary cuz I am doing that right now.
#66 - 11/13/2009 at 3:09am - andrewms
your stupid for even dating a landlord. what if you can't pay the rent? he can't let you not pay cz he's ur bf. stupid
#67 - 11/13/2009 at 3:28am - bubbypat
maybe hes not actually selling it and just wants to break up with you .. obviously hes a tosser, either way.
#68 - 11/13/2009 at 11:20am - analltimelow
That has to be the most creative way to dump someone ever. haha
#70 - 11/13/2009 at 3:18pm - Nynpho_maniac
That's hilarious!
#71 - 11/13/2009 at 5:39pm - anthonyhard
HIRE A LAWYER Eviction requires "summary process" which is a somewhat complicated procedure. You will want representation.
#72 - 11/13/2009 at 7:14pm - lcb6n
Eviction notices are usually either 30 or 60 days, but can be as short as 20 days depending on the state. I don't know Pennsylvania law.
#73 - 11/13/2009 at 7:57pm - third_planet
daamn lol this isn't funny but its funny
#74 - 11/19/2009 at 2:19am - Db8b
