FMyLife

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

#6271933 — 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm
by Sursion — miscellaneous

I agree, your life sucks (12321)
You totally deserve it (5875)

IN THE BUTT.
ON MYSPACE.

Good thing you warned her.

#1 - 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm - Intoxicunt

"You could've been RAPED! I'm not even laughing! I'M NOT EVEN LAUGHING! YOU COULD'VE BEEN RAPED IN THE BUTT!"

#5 - 11/12/2009 at 5:12pm - MermaidSongXOXO

No she shouldn't have warned her, her friend deserves it for being named Paige.

#10 - 11/12/2009 at 5:30pm - rick_james_b17ch

The OP is a dude. And Paige is a great name. It reminds me of Rose McGowan's (orgasms at the mention) character on Charmed.

#24 - 11/12/2009 at 7:40pm - Intoxicunt

FYL, but you had good intentions, right?

#2 - 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm - JohnE3

Sooo, your friend has a creepy mom and you have a big mouth. Case closed.

#3 - 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm - Sorrel

That's not really that bad, if she had the hood up how could you tell it was her? And even if she didn't, it could have been a really low resolution

#4 - 11/12/2009 at 5:06pm - xx_irish_rose_xx

How is she dressing like a wannabe gangsta thug? By wearing a hoodie?

#11 - 11/12/2009 at 5:41pm - time_consumer

Would yelling a whisper suffice? That is always a good one.

#15 - 11/12/2009 at 5:56pm - nokillnobeepbeep

What in the blue hell!? Damn you iphone, damn you to hell. I was responding to #8. Oy vey...

#19 - 11/12/2009 at 6:29pm - nokillnobeepbeep

Don't worry. Things jump around.

#22 - 11/12/2009 at 6:55pm - perdix

Oh come on. What are the chances?
Family member vs serial killer. Which is more likely?

#33 - 11/13/2009 at 12:39am - AtoZnumbersand_

Really, not a big deal.

#6 - 11/12/2009 at 5:15pm - Devikarawr

i lol'd

#7 - 11/12/2009 at 5:18pm - iamazombie

(Sorry, sometimes you'll see the original).

If you saw someone "creeping" behind your friend, why would you "loudly proclaim?"

Didn't they ever teach you about the quiet "indoor voice?" Wouldn't this be a good time to use it?

And tell Mom to dress like a mom, and not a wannabe, gangsta thug unless she wants to get a cap popped in her ass.

#8 - 11/12/2009 at 5:19pm - perdix

Lmaoo. nice :P

#9 - 11/12/2009 at 5:28pm - cleovany

Is there any good that could result from, "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?"?

Either 1) Paige knows the guy and he & possibly Paige get offended. (In this case, he is the mom.)
Or 2) it is actually a creepy guy and then you witness the brutal murder/rape (possibly not in that order) of Paige.

Next time, let's be a little more positive with our exclamations, OK?

#12 - 11/12/2009 at 5:42pm - BigK_Diet_Cola

3) The creepy guy was just in the wrong house, but hears you calling him creepy so he comes to yours.

#26 - 11/12/2009 at 8:07pm - crazytoaster

Not an FML it was just a mistake you made

#14 - 11/12/2009 at 5:54pm - kathyfan

I'm still waiting for any part of this story to matter...

#16 - 11/12/2009 at 6:05pm - Gitsandshiggles

AHAHAH you thought your friends mum was a man

#17 - 11/12/2009 at 6:21pm - bored690

I lol'd too.

#18 - 11/12/2009 at 6:25pm - mrose57

why was her mom having sex with the hooded man while her daughter was in the room?

#21 - 11/12/2009 at 6:42pm - sacman

Good thing you warned her, that could have been a black man!

((I'm joking, btw))

#23 - 11/12/2009 at 7:31pm - baumunk

Maybe she shouldn't have her room in the middle of the woods.

#25 - 11/12/2009 at 7:43pm - mercyFML

Your comment makes no sense. The OP is a guy. Paige is a girl. Paige's mom is creepy, lol jk.

#29 - 11/12/2009 at 9:16pm - AeroChic777

LOL!! I can't say anything more :D

#30 - 11/12/2009 at 9:56pm - omghehehe

A creepy guy with a goody "creeping" around? How could you mistake her mom who is probably doing gardening work or some sort for creeping around her yard?

#31 - 11/12/2009 at 11:23pm - woofis

is correction

#32 - 11/12/2009 at 11:24pm - woofis

HAHA, that's funny！
Maybe her mother just want to know what you guys talking about.

#34 - 11/13/2009 at 1:40am - cein

You "proclaimed" a question? Next time you try and use big words, find out what they mean, okay?

#35 - 11/13/2009 at 4:40am - AcesAndEights

I'm sure they meant Exclaimed. Okay you condescending asshole? The poster the point across and I really think your dickhead grammar lesson is just unnecessary. Why don't you go spend a couple hours editing a Wikipedia page or something?

#36 - 11/13/2009 at 3:10pm - KsESteve

wouldnt she be in her house or something? it couldve been her crazy uncle!
anyways this made me laugh really hard. YDI though.

#37 - 02/15/2010 at 1:40am - amerrah