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Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
#6269978 - 11/12/2009 at 6:00am - miscellaneous
fyl.
#17 - 11/12/2009 at 6:07pm - EmmaElaine
did you just brush it off and keep going? that sucks but not too bad
#2 - 11/12/2009 at 2:15pm - Starfire22
He knocked himself out. Not sure he could just brush it off.
#3 - 11/12/2009 at 2:23pm - calert
Hmmm.. I was taking the "knocking myself out" as a more figrative speech type saying them literal but I guess your right he could have literally knocked himself out.
#5 - 11/12/2009 at 2:27pm - Starfire22
man that was funny, couldnt you just hold the sneeze in, and just pretend like you coughed?
#4 - 11/12/2009 at 2:23pm - yellowstockings
Was your song "I believe I can Fly"?
#6 - 11/12/2009 at 2:48pm - donkey_hang_down
No, "I get knocked down, but I get up again!" I could go on thinking of songs to fit the situation for days.
#10 - 11/12/2009 at 4:00pm - Intoxicunt
How about "Fly like an eagle, to the sea" Alright, yours is better Toxi, you win.
#14 - 11/12/2009 at 5:40pm - donkey_hang_down
LOL :D Good ones!! (applause) :D
#23 - 11/12/2009 at 10:05pm - omghehehe
I read that three times, confused, before realizing it did not actually say "applesauce". xD
#24 - 11/12/2009 at 10:19pm - Intoxicunt
Ooooh oooh! Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down! Maybe OP was allergic to posies and that's what made him sneeze? ......Epic fail. Story of my life. Why did I put a children's song on FML?
#25 - 11/12/2009 at 10:22pm - MermaidSongXOXO
for #24 :D Maybe you're hungry. LOL
#26 - 11/12/2009 at 10:59pm - omghehehe
They asked for an encore, right?
#7 - 11/12/2009 at 3:10pm - MermaidSongXOXO
I stopped reading after I read "halfway" decent singer. does that count?
#8 - 11/12/2009 at 3:16pm - KiddNYC10
Sir, have you been drinking this evening?
#9 - 11/12/2009 at 3:17pm - KateeJo
hahaha hella funny! something you can laugh about with her!
#11 - 11/12/2009 at 4:16pm - motoXkidd
Was it a Kenny G instrumental number and you were waiting and waiting for the words to start?
#12 - 11/12/2009 at 4:46pm - perdix
Well it safe to say you deffinately put on a good show atleast, maybe you'll become a local celebrity now? You could deffinately tour with that act.
#13 - 11/12/2009 at 4:50pm - ChaplinSnakker
nothing screams american idol like knocking your self out
#15 - 11/12/2009 at 6:01pm - OHIOxRAIN
FUNNY!
#16 - 11/12/2009 at 6:06pm - goalie_13_12
Nobody watches Karaoke in hopes of seeing a good singer. People watch that shit and hope for bombs. You just filled the role. GJ
#18 - 11/12/2009 at 6:09pm - Gitsandshiggles
This has win written all over it. /made me laugh
#19 - 11/12/2009 at 6:10pm - EmmaElaine
k so you had an accident. Waaaaaaaaa. is your life over holy shit bitch
#20 - 11/12/2009 at 6:33pm - nickpatkenn
YDI because your name is 'helluvasinger'. I mean, really? Really?
#21 - 11/12/2009 at 6:41pm - devendra
Actually, that's so silly and dumb, I'm sure she loves you even more for it. If nothing else you have a funny story for the future.
#22 - 11/12/2009 at 7:12pm - DameGreyWulf
haha this was a good one. That is really embarrassing.
#27 - 11/12/2009 at 11:47pm - avfcfan89
lol!! Spaz......
#28 - 11/12/2009 at 11:53pm - Guitarist45
Good thing she's already your girlfriend and not your "crush."
#29 - 11/13/2009 at 12:11am - pikantna777
Um I fail to see how it life is fucked cuz u tripped
#30 - 11/13/2009 at 1:08am - woofis
Did you break a leg?
#31 - 11/13/2009 at 1:43am - Ninjaface
YDI for doing karaoke.
#32 - 11/13/2009 at 8:07am - youthink
I think ive seen that exact event in a movie hmmm interesting
#33 - 11/13/2009 at 11:28am - jcmavers
YDI for doing karaoke.
#34 - 11/13/2009 at 2:49pm - UselessName
Have you by any chance, seen PS I Love you? ...just saying.
#35 - 11/13/2009 at 5:04pm - onehotdemon
