Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML
by neuroticallyours — love
What is he, 12? (Which is probably an insult to 12 year olds everywhere). Consider that his response is your clue to break it off with him because he's a moron.
ahahahah I fuckin love guy translations. +stop whining and women get on his horse!
Are you kidding #1 this guy is hilarious!!
God forbid guys should be silly.
you FAIL.
you're not #2....you're #17
Trigger: Your boyfriend pulls his pants down and slaps his ass.
Possible Actions:
-Ask him to explain.
-Post the minor confusion on FML.
Yeah, fair enough.
Yeah, no kidding. And minor confusion = MLIA, really...
And based on the OP's responses, this definitely deserves MLIA. "Well he was just being random" absolutely rings it should be removed as an FML.
ROFL, he probably just had a really big bee sting or something on his ass...
In my native country, this is a sign that he is preparing to kill you and to use your body for sexual purposes... if you made him a sammich later that day, an action common to American women (and rightfully so!), you may have unknowingly accepted to allow him to fulfill his wish
Get a fucking life, the girl isn't moaning and I doubt she'll appreciate anyone telling her to "Get on his horse". Grow up.
I sort of agree, it could have been some form of a sex joke! Maybe it has something to do with pride. it's seems more like just a way to show off that he knows he's good. Guys are like that, I see no problem here!
lol at 87 :P
Learn some grammar.
....my boyfriend did the same thing. I don't know why either.
ahh...the mind of a man...idiotic yet awesome
it probably means "kiss my ass"
I think it means that he's mentally incapacitated and that it's time to move on.
Damn right he sounds like a tard
YDI for picking a boyfriend with an obvious lack of intelligence.
and your basing your theory and what exactly? is everyone with an odd sense of humor or way of showing affection unintelligent? yay, for you showing your ignorance though! (that was also sarcasm, in case you think that's unintelligent too)
OP - I don't think you're doing yourself any favours by responding to everyone's posts here. FMLs are meant to be funny - you don't need to justify your life to anyone. In fact, you may just be helping along the increased negativity people are viewing your post with.
People comment here with what amused them about the FML, and aren't expecting an argument with the OP about exactly why their comment how their comment does not relate to the OP's life.
"Hahahaha, i slap myself on da butt! Bwhahaha i poo-poo out here. Look at me, i'm da best horse in da entire world. Hahahahahaha butt and poo-poo."
Yeah, ass-slapping isn't the most intelligent form of humour.
But YDI for not knowing what an self-inflicted ass-slapping means after being told your loved.
yes because doing something probably just to be funny is a definite sign of a lack of intelligence. you must have a boring as shit taste in guys
fyl for not having a sense of humor
Why didn't you ask him what it meant? Did the scene somehow just end there? Or did he walk off? In which case, I think you have your answer.
lol exactly my thought. obviously you should ask him what it meant, if you're unsure. then, problem solved. i didn't realize minor confusion equated to an FML these days.
Minor confusion is not the reason for the FML but rather his response was. I put that in as an afterthought, and for everyone wondering what it meant, it was just a joke, plain and simple, he's not retarded, just random as fuck.
Woo.
Ya i totaly agree its not an FML unless it totaly ended there. i hate these people that post things that are like unfinished stories
I guess it might mean he's only happy sexually and he thought you would give him some since you want to make him happy. Or just the latter. Just tell him how you honestly feel about sexual stuff, if that bothered you then you should let him know.
hahaha this really made me laugh!
i'm gonna say FYL, but if i were you i wouldn't look to much into it. many guys react this way when faced with emotional talk and feelings. i know its immature but still not a reason to break it off with him like some pple are sayin :)
This is not an FML. So what if your bf is unusual? If you can't deal with that, leave.
WHY did my reply (which was #1) disappear from here?
Mine has before also. I don't know why. I wasn't an ass and typed, "first!" either. It was a good comment, with replies, and it disappeared.
Perhaps if I been a jerk and had put "first!", my response wouldn't have disappeared! ;)
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That's for both of you.
It happens quite a lot, unfortunately :(
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
who cares, seriously.
It means that he would be happier if you put it in his ass. Or it means that he is happy to be with you?
sounds like something my boyfriend would do lol
Mine too. Although he might slap mine....
Don't see how this is an FML. Great you don't understand something, perhaps you should inform us that you also don't understand quantum theory?
He probably meant OP is a PAIN IN THE ASS xD
WTF IDK either.
I'm going out on a limb here, but I think it was a kind of sexual overture -- a preliminary mating ritual, if you will.
LOL!! Or LMAO would be more appropriate :D
OP: Were you able to keep a straight face? hahahaha
o yea your life is truly fucked now
Obviously he was replying in morse code.
He probent it as a "o yea, u kno u want this' type thing or that he preforms well sexually
Perhaps he was trying to indicate to you that he wanted you to slap his ass and call him Shirley?
Have you heard the phrase "well slap my ass and call me a monkey" or something like that? I'm not sure how it applies to this situation though. Did you consider that maybe your boyfriend is mentally challenged?
yikes, 25, that seems a little drastic when she can just buy a nice strap-on dildo for a fraction of the cost. Nothing you're doing wrong, OP, everyone likes a little anal pleasure every now and again ;)
ha she could just fist him.cheaper
Maybe you should ask?
i could see mine doing that as a joke.
That doesn't make sense but I guess it shows the immaturity of some guys.
Be sure not to fall off that high horse of yours while parading around.
Are you sure he didn't say "kiss it baby" at the same time?
This is not an FML... but it sure did made me laugh.
I would be laughing if my boyfriend did that to me.
I think it's time to go to your local sex shop and pick up a strap-on. I think he wants to take this relationship to another level.
First of all, this is NOT a true FML. Second, you deserve it for having such a poor grasp of proper grammar.
Poor grasp of proper grammar? I would really like to know where seeing as I checked my entry before submitting it, and I'm a stickler for bad grammar. Nice to see that you spelled grammar with an "a" instead of an "e" like most half-wits though. Kudos!
any amusement i found from your post has completely diminished after realizing what a total douchebag you are.
who the hell actually monitors the comment feed on their own entry and responds??!
LOL
can we say dip wad ?? and he's taking you for granted?
hes punishing himself for making you happy, it sounds to me like hes a jokester
he wants you to kiss his ass and ride him. he thought yu meant happy with him and wanted to get in bed.
It means you got a live one.. saddle that up and unlatch the pen door. yeehaw, rawhide! nicee
LOL!!!! Sounds like a good time!
stop talking
you'll live
"He responded by", or "His response was to". Can't have both. Please someone edit this garbage FML!
lol
Probably just being silly, who knows?
Sounds like my boyfriend, though. He and I were in a Walmart yesterday, and he walks up to me all lovingly and embraces me and then, "Kassi, overcome diabetes." (Only he said "diabeetus") He was reading a nearby magazine cover to me.
Such a freak. D:
(Also, no, I don't have diabetes.)
it means you're just a booty call! XD
this is the stupidest fml i've seen so far.
For all of those people complaining that this isn't a "true" FML, don't complain to the OP, complain to the people who run the site. you can also moderate the FML's if you look at the top of the page. So i'd really advise that before you bitch about what is and isn't an FML you do something to prevent the ones you don't think are "true FML's" from appearing on the site. Damn, you don't have to be the head cashier at the Wal-Mart to figure that one out!
It IS a pretty stupid FML... stupid things can be funny. Like what your man did (obviously it doesn't mean HE'S stupid but the act was) chill OP
That's like blaming the store for someone shoplifting. How are the people who run this site supposed to know which FMLs are fake, unless it's blatantly obvious? Get real.
It means You've been whipped.. or he has.. they use the saying on John tucker must die.. I've seen epople do the ass slapping before while saying "you've been whipped". Whipped means you've fallen for someone sorta.
Are you like really really stupid? Well clearly. Whipped doesnt mean you've fallen for someone, it means either someone has you trained or you have them trained.
Wow, the stupidity of some people amazes me. Get your point right. Dumbass
Boo hoo your boyfriend slapped his bare ass. Get the fuck OVER IT!
It's just weirdness. Do you want a boring guy?
Sounds like my bf. He always does that shit at random times. He says he thinks it's funny.
WIN! rofl!
Possibilities:
1. You're a pain in the ass. YDI
2. He doesn't care about you. FYL
3. He wants you to torture him in an S&M game. WIN
This made me laugh :)
it might have been his way of saying 'ok, I've made u happy, how about you return the favor with some kinky sex.' but you should probily ask him, be extra nice or your question might come across as a message of dissapproval,
lmao #17!!!!
It means you're obviously easily impressed...
Why isn't this on MLIA?
Fools.
Yeah this is pretty damn average if you ask me. A lot of guys (and the best ones in my opinion) have a sense of humor and will do random things like this. Either enjoy it for what it is or if you really dont like it then find someone who will write you sonnets professing their love to you or whatever it is that you desire.
It means that OP is upset she didn't attention except from his butt so she's a bit upset and is wanting attention.
win. XD.
ROFL.
Yes, much win.
I wouldn't want it to happen to me, however, therefore FYL o:
I think it means u r a pain in the ass.
It means "Hey this dick isn't going to suck itself lady!"
HAHAHAHAHA! FTW
Honestly this isn't an FML he sounds like a super funny guy, that probably makes your relationship fun.. maybe you shouldn't be so uptight.
That wasn't the point of the FML, but maybe you were too busy studying Quantum Theory to realize that!
HAHAAH
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hey, Antichrist! like i've said to other people, what are you basing you callous assumptions on? God forbid someone do something comedic. Just because your Obama loving ass( Judging by your name, see i can assume too!) wouldn't do something like that doesn't make it "infantile"
Sounds hot!
Translation: he wants to take this relationship to another which includes a dildo up his ass
LOOOOOLLLL!! ahahahhahaha what DID you doooo!?
it means he wants to take a poo
That just means he really loves you
damn this neuroticallyyours bitch needs to calm the fuck down. seriously if you post an fml, expect people to poke fun at or give you shit for it.
Who's fault is it that your boyfriend's a totall bad ass? Nobody's! Your boyfriend OWNS. Bwahahahaha. +1
*total
The ass slapping gesture means he loves you. Alot.
...maybe he wants you to kiss it. Since he's clearly always kissing yours.
Do you even know what an FML is? Clearly not, because this is not an FML. You knew your boyfriend was immature.
Dooo! the site is supposed to be funny... and this was one of the funniest i've seen yet; who cares if it's a TUREEEE OMG fml if it's funny?
This is more of a MLIA type thing, not an FML.
Is there a site for MLIA or something?
oh and btw, way to go commenting on your own FML OP. Get your head out of your ass. Honestly, your comments are just verbal diarrhea.
LOL i actually think this is pretty funny i wudnt kno how to reply to that either.. SMH Ur boyfriend might be A lil slow lol
I'm speechless..........
get a new bf. what a nut job.
Haha I LOL at this one reminds me of the kind of ppl in movies who whenever their gf talks to them about how they feel he gives her a look that she knows too well as the "time to get it on?" look
It means your relationship lacks long-term potential.
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Oh, you wanted to know what HE meant by it.
Well, I have no idea. Ask him.
Let me explain what it was supposed to mean: instead of "FML" this episode could have ended with just "FM."
LOL
1>That's a outpouring of ture feelings after him heard what you said.
2>he wants to say"bite my ass".
Is your bf really hairy? Do his knuckles brush the ground when he walks, semi-upright? You might actually be dating a chimp. Check it out.
not all guys are like this LADIES, all i ever hear is most guys this and most guys that. Woman are so judgemental!!!
Hey wait, are you dating my ex boyfriend?
You know OP, since you posted an FML about something stupid your boyfriend did and then got pissed at everyone who said your boyfriend was stupid, I'm going to assume that he was trying to tell you that you're a pain in the ass.
That's like MLIA My Life is AWKWARD. For real.
He meant he wanted to end your relationship. That's it.
oh my gosh! this is so freaking hilarious. Why not do it to him next time and see how he responds? If he responds in a humorous manner than that means it was a joke to him. If he gets angry then it probably means you should break up with him...
Your boyfriend just got on my awesome list.
us guys do that to show happiness on the highest of levels
FML FAIL
You're boyfriend's a d-bag. Dump him.
He obviously meant for you to kiss his ass.
I wanted to make sure that you get this whole guy-language, also known as idiots' ways of telling you things:
1. If the guy agrees with you, he haven't listened to what you were saying.
2. If the guy doesn't agree with you, then he is just suicidal.
3. If the guy slaps his butt it means that he actually likes you and wants to know stuff about you not just being his little sex-toy, so you should take this as a sign of "love" and marry him right away!
hahahahahahahahahahahaa
i dont know why i find that extremely funny
AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My boyfriend would do that.
In some cultures, this means he wants to make mad, hot, monkey love to you.
That is fucking hilarious
You should have put his peni5 in your mouth like a good GF should.
OMG I swear I know this guy hahaha
It means "get a new boyfriend".
wtf??! lol haha ur bf is krazy!!
Him pulling down his pants and slapping his ass, after you saying how much he meant to you means " I know, like just look at this fine body. It's all yours." Its a cocky way of saying i know, because sometimes guys have trouble just taking shit seriously.
you should have slapped his ass.
apparently your boyfriend is an enlightened Zen master. Instead of moaning, you should try and achieve enlightenment yourself.
"....as we see, the dominate male expresses his satisfaction with the famales offerings. He will soon feast, then return to his den, and slumber."
... It's suppose to be a brittish documenterist, haha...
oh woow maybe it meens kiss my ass babe
