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Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "its disturbing how good you are at that". FML

oh and first :)

It really took you a while? Also, that's just kinda gross, depending on how old you are a little inappropriate.

if it's a he, then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class If it's a she, then she's just jealous.

aww my other comment didn't show "/ i said "bahahahaha that's hella funny it took me a while to get but wow that's funny lol =D

Your comment shows. And to OP Damn... LMAO

are you in my chem class??

ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa

lmao if you are in college, give him a blowjob for extra credit!

its funnier if ur teacher was right.. LMAO

it's only on FML because you know it's true :p

so YDI

:D hj noicccceeeee

Hahahaha, your teacher is amazing. That's just awesome.

omg that was you???? haha

This just doesn't ring true for me. Don't you usually mix the contents of a test tube by inverting it repeatedly? Nice try, but no.

well, your name does say handsoff :)

So did you fail your prac?? "Shook it up and down" is NOT the way to mix something in a test tube.. You swirl it horizontally, not vertically.

love it,,,lol, u bad girl

Every single chem teacher in the history of chem teachers has said that to at least one student in every class. Get over it.

see, u don't need to set yourself up like tht. as an example: my mothers maiden name is "Hancock" which when u say it fast or mispronounced(which everybody does) it sounds alot like "Handcock", so when everybody found this out, i now get called "miss Handcock" and now the teachers know, and they allways yell "CATHERINE, HANDS, ON DESK" seeing tht i set by at least 2-3 boys(of one which is the same) in every class, the advice here is don't set yourself up! :) trust me it will go one 4 years

shit, i think i need to make a drink in order to be able to decipher that comment. wow.

your science teacher is a prevert.

arent you supposed to shake the test tubes without the fluctuation ever reaching the top of the tube? bad technique, terrible teacher, useless student, poor test tube. you should go do history.

Your teacher having a sense of humor does not make for an FML. YDI for being a jerk-off.

According to doctors there is nothing wrong with "jerking off", but what do they know?

You have a creeper for a science teacher.

The teacher wasn't referring to the hand technique you were using to jerk off the test tube, but the orgasm face you were making while doing it.

LOL! :D

YDI for taking chemistry

I lol'd

That is hilarious!

FYL for being at one of the only schools with funny teachers? No. I envy you.

Sounds like you and that test tube really had some chemistry. How long did it last before exploding?

ewwww wat kinda of teacher you have..... lol but its to funny we all laughing cuz we can imgine wat you be doing on your spare time.... : P

I don't get it. 0.o Someone explain?

relate that movement "moving hand up and down" to male sexual organ

First... I hope that was sarcasm... Second, his teacher thought he was abnormally good at shaking the tube up and down because the teacher believes this kid masturbates.

that's one gunny teacher

For that, you should throw eggs at your teacher's rusty, white van that says "Free candy" on the side.

Horny peddo teacher, ask him/(her) out for a date haha xD

Creeeeperr

That's fuckin nasty PETOFILE

It was just a joke... calm down... -.-''

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