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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I proceeded to rip it off, I pulled very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
#6185536 - 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health
AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo. I'll have to favourite this one. YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.
#1 - 11/07/2009 at 2:23am - DameGreyWulf
I did something like this once :-P
#19 - 11/07/2009 at 9:28am - BeeSkwaird
thats what you get for breaking the law.
#2 - 11/07/2009 at 2:24am - bringtheheat22
That's only mattresses, I believe.
#4 - 11/07/2009 at 2:26am - DameGreyWulf
if you actually read them it says only the consumer can remove that tag its only illegal for the manufacturer to remove the tags.
#7 - 11/07/2009 at 2:54am - chrisgllgs
LOL, favorited. The way I pictured this was priceless.
#8 - 11/07/2009 at 2:56am - alexandraa
Sounds like something I would do, although I don't see how you broke your nose from that... lol. Nosebleeds, maybe. Lots of pain in your nose for awhile... yea... lol >_>
#3 - 11/07/2009 at 2:25am - dramatic11
HAHHAHAHHA that's funny because you're stupid. Ever heard of this invention called scissors?
#5 - 11/07/2009 at 2:34am - noshitsherlock
wow must have hated that tag...
#6 - 11/07/2009 at 2:50am - jons_phucked
ive done that with cupboards that are stuck shut!!! feel ur pain... ouchy!!
#9 - 11/07/2009 at 3:03am - kravitzz1990
Why didn't you tuck it into the pillowcase..? But this FML made me realize that the only pillowcase I've had with a tag was a Winnie the Pooh one years ago.
#10 - 11/07/2009 at 3:09am - dudeitsdanny
You put the tag end into the pillowcase first dummy.
#11 - 11/07/2009 at 3:19am - Erranty
FYL but you broke your nose with your own hand? Aggressive you are :)
#13 - 11/07/2009 at 5:11am - Saluton
PROCEEDED
#14 - 11/07/2009 at 5:24am - tabernac
EPIC FAIL!
#15 - 11/07/2009 at 5:36am - xpoizonxkizzx
OMG!!!! that sounds like something i would dooooo!!!
#16 - 11/07/2009 at 8:55am - Sacwc13
hahaha I loled
#17 - 11/07/2009 at 9:17am - kile88
Nobody else is irritated by something "itching" the OP in bed? Something was scratching you, causing you to itch. If your arm itches, you scratch it, not "itch" it. Like you lend a cd to a friend, not "borrow" it to them. Yay for the grammar troll. :D
#18 - 11/07/2009 at 9:23am - Protoforms_rule
i cant express how happy i am that someone else caught this grammar fuck-up. there IS hope that the world isn't going completely to shit.
#35 - 11/07/2009 at 5:44pm - lyssalicious
I think there was another FML where someone brought up the misuse of the word, and it started a longgggg argument.
#38 - 11/08/2009 at 6:55pm - dudeitsdanny
...
#20 - 11/07/2009 at 9:55am - blastvortex
how much stupider can u get?!!
#21 - 11/07/2009 at 10:11am - WhatAboutUsFolk
That means your pillowcase is inside out. YDI
#22 - 11/07/2009 at 10:18am - PhillyFox
Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.
#23 - 11/07/2009 at 10:47am - Tigg3r
just say you got into a fight. or someone hit your face with a door. don't feel bad. I got a black eye from tripping into a doorknob.
#24 - 11/07/2009 at 11:29am - xSceneSceneBabyx
Did you follow that left jab with a right hook to the ribs? You probably could have KO'd yourself if you worked a little harder.
#25 - 11/07/2009 at 11:32am - FerrariCake
YDI for being so stupid/dumb/ignorant
#26 - 11/07/2009 at 11:33am - UselessName
You are an idiot.
#31 - 11/07/2009 at 2:11pm - wienerwagon
are you blond by any chance, op??
#27 - 11/07/2009 at 11:48am - toxic_sweetheart
If you have a coordination of a 2 year old then don't attempt to do stuff like that. YDI
#28 - 11/07/2009 at 12:59pm - lostfaithinpppl
Boy don't you feel stupid
#29 - 11/07/2009 at 1:10pm - Richard_F
LOL. Adorable.
#30 - 11/07/2009 at 1:36pm - Ohnothingreally
Don"t feel bad. I do stuff like that all the time.
#32 - 11/07/2009 at 2:18pm - Lord_of_Metal
I HAVE DONE THIS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!
#33 - 11/07/2009 at 2:28pm - JessiGoose
haha that happened to me once. The zipper on my backpack got stuck so I pulled really hard and I busted my lip open haha it was really funny..I just laughed it off so I suggest you do the same :)
#34 - 11/07/2009 at 4:15pm - ohsosweet
:P I was pulling off the cap of a pen once and since it was screwed on tight. I was pulling it so hard I punched myself in the eye.
#36 - 11/07/2009 at 9:03pm - JohnnySitu
I would do that. Fosho.
#37 - 11/08/2009 at 12:41am - Aha09
hahahah FAIL. but ily
#39 - 11/09/2009 at 1:12am - DJLO
next time I would suggest getting a pair of scissors, or just get your boyfriend, or a friend to do it so you can watch them hurt themselves.
#40 - 11/12/2009 at 3:38am - bikeduster
Omigawd, I do stuff like that all the time! Sucks for you though, sorry!
#41 - 11/16/2009 at 11:53pm - K_Smooth
