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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said "stop," then farted, followed by, "hammer time." And resumed the pounding. FML
#6180729 - 11/06/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy
Hahahaha
#1 - 11/06/2009 at 2:34pm - Tarak
If you can't find the humor in that, then maybe you should dump him and get a more serious boyfriend. I hear Señor Droopy from Guadalupe is looking for the girl of his dreams....
#2 - 11/06/2009 at 2:35pm - Drakon
you have an awsome boyfriend
#3 - 11/06/2009 at 2:37pm - sonicfury
They should add a third choice so we can click either "I agree, your life sucks," "You totally deserved it," or "Stop complaining, your life rocks!"
#17 - 11/06/2009 at 4:03pm - wozer
They relly should!
#66 - 11/10/2009 at 7:51pm - DrunkenMuch
that option totally needs to exist. what a whiner! i would laugh my ass off if my man did that!
#68 - 11/11/2009 at 1:35pm - lovemyE8
ahaha!!!!
#4 - 11/06/2009 at 2:38pm - xSceneSceneBabyx
Your boyfriend is a champion! Thats probably the greatest thing ever in the history of great things anywhere.
#5 - 11/06/2009 at 2:42pm - DynamicDave
truly an epic moment. the OP's boyfriend is my hero
#63 - 11/10/2009 at 2:30pm - xclegend613
You should have thrown him off, pointed at your pussy and said, "U Can't Touch This!"
#6 - 11/06/2009 at 2:47pm - perdix
WIN.
#26 - 11/06/2009 at 6:02pm - ScaryyMary
This FML was hysterical...then #6 comes in with the best comment! LMFAO!!
#28 - 11/06/2009 at 6:22pm - SenGaeriel
LOL!! cant stop laughing! thats a good come back! I didnt realize MC Hammer's song was still fresh in ppl's memory! this the 2nd time i read his song being used during sex! :D
#38 - 11/06/2009 at 10:21pm - omghehehe
Fucking Win.
#55 - 11/07/2009 at 5:46pm - Drakon
hahahahaha! oh i totally agree.
#69 - 11/11/2009 at 1:38pm - lovemyE8
This is fucking spectacular. Your boyfriend is a legend, and I hope to meet him one day. Pure win!!!!!
#7 - 11/06/2009 at 2:53pm - protwtf
Did he flip you over and yell out......."On del aay! Dirty Sanchez Seniorita!!!? Or did you give him a Blumpkin?
#8 - 11/06/2009 at 2:57pm - Skull_300
haha this is awesome
#9 - 11/06/2009 at 3:01pm - z411811
that guy is awesome.
#10 - 11/06/2009 at 3:06pm - wrturner
Can i have him?
#11 - 11/06/2009 at 3:08pm - ohmygoodnex
hahah that is one of the greatest things i have ever heard in my life. i think your boyfriend deserves a medal or something!
#12 - 11/06/2009 at 3:10pm - boredomkills89
HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarioussss
#13 - 11/06/2009 at 3:12pm - LevyLove
haha sounds like something my boyfriend would do it happens get over it
#14 - 11/06/2009 at 3:20pm - Starfire22
I thought I was the only one who thought of that.
#46 - 11/07/2009 at 1:57am - Sakeyaki
win win win ftw! gosh hes a winner. hes pounding your pussy then gets back at it.... fucking beast
#16 - 11/06/2009 at 3:37pm - Mx_Rider
that is so funny haha omg classic
#21 - 11/06/2009 at 4:49pm - the_megster
did it stink and did it stink worse than this fml
#22 - 11/06/2009 at 5:17pm - coolsteve
omg I'm still laughing that shit is funny
#23 - 11/06/2009 at 5:33pm - saucey12
hahahaha!!!!!!!!
#25 - 11/06/2009 at 5:52pm - Freed0mfr1es
Is he retarded?
#29 - 11/06/2009 at 6:29pm - lastminuteperm
Yeah, people need to stop with the whole hammer-time-during-sex thing. It ain't original. =\
#30 - 11/06/2009 at 6:39pm - xApril
I feel like you added the sex part because you knew if you said he wasn't doing anything sigificant no one would care, but it still offended you for some reason.
#31 - 11/06/2009 at 6:43pm - anonacs
it's funny but he FARTED and I hate that shit. I have a brother that fart a lot and it smells really bad but I still find this funny.
#34 - 11/06/2009 at 8:11pm - blackberry1993
this isn't a repeat. the other one was submitted by a guy who had that pulled on him by his girlfriend.
#35 - 11/06/2009 at 8:31pm - Timeless14
vagina!! this fml is kool!! vagina!!
#37 - 11/06/2009 at 9:14pm - elgordito
that's awesome
#40 - 11/06/2009 at 11:57pm - Gandalf_Baggins
Well. It doesn't have the same punch as point-blank murder in the woods. Right?
#41 - 11/07/2009 at 12:01am - mercyFML
that is why you wait for sex, you whore.
#42 - 11/07/2009 at 1:26am - cmac86
Your mom.
#43 - 11/07/2009 at 1:34am - mercyFML
you really can't do that anymore. come on saying "your mom" this isn't 1990's any more that shit got lame a long time ago
#64 - 11/10/2009 at 2:34pm - xclegend613
your mom got lame a long time ago. ;)
#65 - 11/10/2009 at 4:44pm - music_baby224
YDI that was hilarious!!!!
#44 - 11/07/2009 at 1:38am - Mortanious
did he ask you to give him oral, hahahaha
#45 - 11/07/2009 at 1:50am - rileyb123
YOUR BOYFRIEND IS DA BOMB!!!! :)
#47 - 11/07/2009 at 2:47am - movies12
YDI. you must have known he was immature beforehand. YDI for sleeping with someone like that. gosh, that guy is a major loser though.
#48 - 11/07/2009 at 2:56am - kindness
he feels waaaayyy too confortable around you!!! what a turn of!!!
#49 - 11/07/2009 at 3:09am - kravitzz1990
disgusting . but funny storyy tho . LOL
#50 - 11/07/2009 at 4:04am - emilialoriana
hahaha Ima do that too HAMMER TIME !!!
#51 - 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - El_mariachi
omg i would be disgusted
#52 - 11/07/2009 at 6:23am - igotabigego
LOOOOOOL. that is genius. keep him.
#53 - 11/07/2009 at 1:59pm - holliecopas
resumed the pounding?? lmfaoo classic(:
#54 - 11/07/2009 at 4:59pm - xoluvinshayxo
You should have followed up with "FREEZE... everybody clap your hands!"
#56 - 11/08/2009 at 4:30am - Ninjaface
Yeah, that's definately gross but, sex in real life is not always perfect, just accept it. Oh, have a talk with him about it so I'd doesn't happen again. Beano
#58 - 11/08/2009 at 7:23am - JellyMelly
EPIC. WIN.
#60 - 11/09/2009 at 12:56am - Guitarist45
What a killjoy funsucker. Girls like sex too you know. Not hot.
#61 - 11/09/2009 at 11:42am - PsychoGorgeous
Attractive. (uuuhhhhh)
#62 - 11/09/2009 at 4:43pm - Youd_laugh_2
Your boyfriend is now my hero!
#67 - 11/10/2009 at 11:34pm - CynicComedian
Lol ive seen this fml on this site 3 times now but its still funny. the first was with a girl who yelled hammer time and the other to were wit guys
#70 - 11/12/2009 at 1:11am - Lightz_Camera_Me
the gas part really sucks. but if he hadn't done that part, the "hammer time" thing would be fucking amazing.
#71 - 11/15/2009 at 11:32am - xmeggiemanaicalx
Haha what a legend!
#72 - 11/15/2009 at 3:20pm - Mongalong
best boyfriend ever. hahaha. but seriously guys, you know it's not cool when girls fart during sex.. we don't find it very sexy either. no matter how funny it may be.
#73 - 11/16/2009 at 8:39pm - bethiebebe
"and there will be no gas". Hahaha.
#74 - 11/16/2009 at 8:41pm - bethiebebe
