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Today, at a party a fly flew into my mouth. I spit it out, and in an effort to wash out my mouth I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
#6180431 - 11/06/2009 at 9:31am - miscellaneous
ahh gross. x.x
#1 - 11/06/2009 at 2:31pm - hk
Nothing like the spread of disease and sharing of DNA to bring a party together.
#19 - 11/06/2009 at 4:10pm - CFR
Nice recovery dip-shit. That fly was the healthiest thing you took into your mouth.
#27 - 11/06/2009 at 6:29pm - FarSide
Oh my God! That's disgusting! YDI though.
#2 - 11/06/2009 at 2:31pm - Renan
Gross - but that's why you don't drink random things at parties. That, and a million other reasons...
#3 - 11/06/2009 at 2:31pm - perstephane
ewwwwwwwwww
#4 - 11/06/2009 at 2:32pm - bertiebass1
You probably gave that fly lung cancer!
#5 - 11/06/2009 at 2:33pm - perdix
Poor dude.... good luck and uh.. you made me feel sick..
#6 - 11/06/2009 at 2:38pm - DovdGraaf
Sounds like a real classy party...
#8 - 11/06/2009 at 2:46pm - lottelikes
Sounds like just about every party, dumbass.
#33 - 11/06/2009 at 10:26pm - wienerwagon
@33 maybe where you are. no party i go to has a "spit cup" and who hangs around with a bunch of smokers anyway...? theyre annoying.
#34 - 11/06/2009 at 11:32pm - organisedchaos
Smokers are annoying? All smokers? Forgive me for repeating myself, but I'm trying to understand; you're saying that ALL people, despite their personalities completely, are annoying simply because they smoke?
#44 - 11/12/2009 at 3:11am - idiotkid
did you get fries with that?
#9 - 11/06/2009 at 2:47pm - spaaw
When you were leaving, are you there person that was walking thru the Garden and "accidently" sat on a cucumber?
#10 - 11/06/2009 at 2:49pm - Skull_300
Jeez, dude. You're the sort of person people don't need to waste roofies on. Be moar careful.
#11 - 11/06/2009 at 3:02pm - mercyFML
20 Smokers, 1 Can < 2 Girls, 1 Cup
#12 - 11/06/2009 at 3:08pm - perdix
Have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup? Even a textual description is enough to make you sick. And I have seen what happens when people "dipping snuff" use a Coke can as a spitoon. Both are thoroughly disgusting.
#22 - 11/06/2009 at 4:35pm - perdix
next time something like this happens, remember the beer in american pie. that will make you think twice about putting something random in your mouth. YDI
#13 - 11/06/2009 at 3:14pm - boredomkills89
o yum
#14 - 11/06/2009 at 3:14pm - Starfire22
*Cleavland voice* That's nasty...
#15 - 11/06/2009 at 3:24pm - JustStella
Hahaha epic win
#41 - 11/07/2009 at 4:28pm - ohsosweet
YDI for picking up a random drink at a party.
#16 - 11/06/2009 at 3:28pm - TheTruth1428
well thats what you get for using the coke on the table next to you! didn't anyone ever teach you tht thts like nasty? and soooo totaly wrong?
#17 - 11/06/2009 at 3:32pm - baby_gurl2405
YDI, you're supposed to snort coke, not drink it.
#18 - 11/06/2009 at 3:51pm - HookEmTexas07
So you took a random can and drank from it? YDI.
#21 - 11/06/2009 at 4:29pm - fatherpunk
yuccckkkk didn't your mum ever teach you to not drink from random cans sitting around you wouldn't know what's in them.. as you found out. ewww
#23 - 11/06/2009 at 4:39pm - kile88
Last weekend I was helping my aunt move and she had (stupidly) left her can of coke sitting on a chair outside while we hauled some boxes to the moving van - when she picked it back up and took a drink, the bee that was inside didn't like it too much and stung her on her bottom lip - she's allergic. Coke cans sitting outside can apparently be very dangerous.
#24 - 11/06/2009 at 4:54pm - bogeyrob
Yum that sounds deliscous know where I can get some
#25 - 11/06/2009 at 5:33pm - DJeezy13
How stupid. It's NOT YOUR DRINK, so obviously, you don't know what's in it. YOU DESERVE IT.
#26 - 11/06/2009 at 6:14pm - noshitsherlock
WELL?????????????????? ------------ HOW DID IT TASTE LIKE?????????????? :D
#28 - 11/06/2009 at 7:02pm - f_me247
i got two words for you: DUMB ASS!
#29 - 11/06/2009 at 7:04pm - ffmylife
this isnt an FML, its an "I'm a dumbass, and I want people to feel bad for me"
#30 - 11/06/2009 at 9:03pm - midnight_rain
It's just a fly. Damn, when will people be rational...
#31 - 11/06/2009 at 9:44pm - RPGod
I was about to say "Another reason not to leave your drink unattended" but then I realized... it's not YOURS, so why did you drink out of it? Man I was sitting with a guy at a club last week, and he kept sipping out of everyone(in our party)'s drinks. I can't believe people do that. Someone could have a cold or something worse, and you're drinking out of their drink!
#32 - 11/06/2009 at 10:03pm - DameGreyWulf
fail fail fail fail fail gtfo and die fail fail what am i doing?
#36 - 11/07/2009 at 4:11am - Mx_Rider
I lol'd. That sucks man. And @everyone if you're at some random party don't drink out of a random cup. If you're in your hometown and it's small- you know everyone well what's the matter? He had a fucking fly in his mouth he wanted to wash it out, jeez.
#37 - 11/07/2009 at 6:39am - youguysareidiots
juststella....... BEST COMMENT ON HERE!!!! rofling!!!!!!! hahahahaaaaa... giggidy giggidy thats all folks!! xx
#38 - 11/07/2009 at 9:11am - kravitzz1990
i dont know whats worse smokers or people who dip.
#39 - 11/07/2009 at 3:10pm - ladiesman14
Oh, I almost did that, too. It would have sucked if I hadn't noticed the stuff I would have been drinking was black and thick.
#40 - 11/07/2009 at 3:23pm - DefyingGravity
So, what other random things that you find do you put in your mouth? You could have gone to a back room and been the life of the party. It probably would have tasted better too.
#42 - 11/08/2009 at 4:34am - Ninjaface
YDI, never drink from opened cans or other people's cans. I wonder why so many people voted otherwise
#43 - 11/09/2009 at 2:41am - DeadManRollin
