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Today, I woke up extremely hungover next to a guy I have been in love with for a while but hadn't seen for ages. Turns out he had a bet going with his mates. He bet he could get me to sleep with him straight away even after not calling me for a month. He was right. FML
#6131702 - 11/03/2009 at 4:25am - intimacy
sorry you're loose?
#1 - 11/03/2009 at 10:38am - Ligerie
I want to edit this, sorry you have a self esteem issue. Unrequited love does suck but sleeping with him won't earn his respect or love. You'll find someone that will treat you right and call many times a day.
#5 - 11/03/2009 at 10:42am - Ligerie
So where's the FML? You got laid by a guy you love.
#9 - 11/03/2009 at 10:49am - wazdog
The FML is that she slept with him because she thought he cared about her enough to want to sleep with her as well, and perhaps make something more of her relationship with him. But no, it was just stupid bet.
#17 - 11/03/2009 at 11:08am - hahaha6
Fair enough. At least she is no longer delusional.
#19 - 11/03/2009 at 11:15am - wazdog
Psh, who cares about emotions haha, I agree with #9.
#31 - 11/03/2009 at 12:22pm - tyhillman
tyhill- You sound like you could be the guy the OP slept with.
#37 - 11/03/2009 at 1:29pm - hahaha6
hahaha6, some people aren't capable of compassion until they've experienced it. This is one of the rare cases where I feel sorry for the OP. Also, I don't believe that guy; sleeping with someone for a bet means your standards are probably very low to begin with.
#51 - 11/12/2009 at 6:21am - Rayn4u
Aww, Twist!
#2 - 11/03/2009 at 10:38am - mercyFML
I was thinking that, the real way to win a bet would be without having to use other means rather than your skills. Alcohol, altough it lead to accomplish his bet, made it look like a cheap way to resolve it.
#20 - 11/03/2009 at 11:15am - RataBlanca
Learn from your mistakes and you'll be alright.
#4 - 11/03/2009 at 10:42am - Jewelofagal
ummm YDI for putting out? being drunk is no excuse, and it's clear this crush you have is obvious to everyone, so where is the fml? you did it all to yourself
#6 - 11/03/2009 at 10:47am - KarasuFyre
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#7 - 11/03/2009 at 10:49am - AdviceDog
Have some self respect and don't be a whore, you deserved it.
#8 - 11/03/2009 at 10:49am - amy1504
that sucks. try to find someone better than that. He'll never truly love you if he does things like that.
#10 - 11/03/2009 at 10:49am - Phil_McCracken
sounds like a keeper...NAHT!
#12 - 11/03/2009 at 10:57am - yingwang19
ydi for being easy.
#13 - 11/03/2009 at 10:59am - Sadiistic
YDI for being a hoe.
#14 - 11/03/2009 at 11:01am - ruben7467
that is not fair to call her a slut, she was sleeping with someone she cared about. whoever wrote that subscribes to the double standard.
#15 - 11/03/2009 at 11:02am - the_nautilus
ah, the double standard card. First, just because you care about someone doesn't mean you should sleep with them at the drop of a hat. Secondly, unless someone said she's wrong but a guy wouldn't be, there's no double standard. You just like to cry "double standard!"
#21 - 11/03/2009 at 11:17am - youthink
That double standard thing is a bitch, isn't it? If the man/woman roles were reversed here, the guy wouldn't be writing to FML, he'd be telling anyone who would listen! If a girl I "loved" but hadn't seen in a while wanted to sleep with, I'd do it and she wouldn't even have to waste the money liquoring me up. If I had found she won a bet for it, I'd ask her to take me to dinner with her winnings and I'd fuck her again.
#25 - 11/03/2009 at 11:35am - perdix
well the person that simply wrote 'slut' didn't say anything about the guy, so they WERE implying his actions weren't wrong
#33 - 11/03/2009 at 12:38pm - the_nautilus
They were trying to make a one-word comment. I can't say that his brevity IMPLIES anything about the man. I'm not going to bash him for the sex, but I think he's a creep for making a bet about it.
#39 - 11/03/2009 at 2:46pm - perdix
SLUT
#40 - 11/03/2009 at 3:01pm - donkey_hang_down
DHD, I think the_nautilus would prefer it if you had written: SLUT WHO FUCKED A CREEP. It spreads the condemnation fairly. YWIA (You're welcome in advance.)
#42 - 11/03/2009 at 4:41pm - perdix
Plex, I mean Perdix... I really dont think she is a slut, I think she just wanted to have a good time with some dude that she is desperately trying to call a boyfriend. Loose morals and low self esteem = fun for 1 night
#43 - 11/03/2009 at 5:02pm - donkey_hang_down
Awww, sorry Lovestupid. Sounds like a certain guy might be getting an anonymous "Welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS" card or text message in the near future ;)
#16 - 11/03/2009 at 11:03am - derschadenfreude
I agree!
#36 - 11/03/2009 at 1:18pm - afrbrunette
ydi. just sayin'.
#22 - 11/03/2009 at 11:18am - time_consumer
I love chicks with loose morals and low self esteem. You can win the bet anytime with sluts like that
#23 - 11/03/2009 at 11:20am - donkey_hang_down
haha 'mates'. And who wouldn't enjoy the phrase 'straight away'. you crazy aussie's slang never gets old!! keep up the good work. =w=
#24 - 11/03/2009 at 11:28am - xSlickTx
YDI for being easy
#26 - 11/03/2009 at 11:35am - tigerg33
YDI for being a slore.
#28 - 11/03/2009 at 11:55am - jonny2x4
I was drunk last night also!!! Captain morgan spicy and rum, and some malibu rum coconut flavored mixed in with coca-cola!!!! amazing
#29 - 11/03/2009 at 12:06pm - wrestling49
that happends when you fall in love with a bad boy! don't girls just love them..
#30 - 11/03/2009 at 12:19pm - Wet_Dream
I'd say, "sorry you got screwed," but it's your own fault, you know. :(
#32 - 11/03/2009 at 12:31pm - blastvortex
Wow, so she's s a slut for sleeping with a guy she liked? What about the guy who had sex with her just to win a bet!?
#34 - 11/03/2009 at 12:40pm - xx_irish_rose_xx
who cares if there was a bet or not, you still got laid! that's a win in my book!
#35 - 11/03/2009 at 1:10pm - Jarlais
Bang! Did he flip you over and spank that ass a little bit? Can you put both ankles behind your head?
#38 - 11/03/2009 at 2:25pm - Skull_300
If getting back at him is what you want let me know and you and I will be the next big thang.
#41 - 11/03/2009 at 4:25pm - ClownSmilely
op u meant to write infatuated instead of love
#44 - 11/03/2009 at 5:12pm - KiddNYC10
it was a terrible thing for him to do. but it's your own fault for sleeping with him that fast. and for getting drunk.
#45 - 11/03/2009 at 6:48pm - kindness
Make him split the money with you or you'll tell his friends that he sucks in bed.
#46 - 11/04/2009 at 12:37am - Ninjaface
good idea!! ur not a slut u were just drunk.
#47 - 11/05/2009 at 11:33pm - bobnama
that's sad dude I wouldn't have posted that...but it's most likely fake anyway...seek help
#48 - 11/07/2009 at 1:12am - a_nonymousTX
Man, unrequited love hurts so bad. Try to ignore these anonymous haters. Loving someone who doesn't love you back is pretty much the shittiest position you can ever be in, relationship-wise, and it's a hard one to escape. Nothing to be ashamed of for leaping at the chance to make more of it, even if that chance was a lie. Hopefully knowing he's an enormous douche will help you to get over him.
#49 - 11/07/2009 at 5:20pm - fjfjfj
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL DON'T TALK TO HIM EVER AGAIN. it's not worth it. being friends with benefits never turns into a relationship no matter how much you want it to.
#50 - 11/09/2009 at 2:19am - bored690
