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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...

By doing so she meant, "I am a slut, I have no respect for you or the bond we had". It should be the FML of the guy who she kissed.” Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by getting laid with his new boyfriend in front of me. I should have seen it coming when she did the similar to her old boyfriend for me". A person who has no respect for the "bond" regardless of how tense the relationship has been needs no cry over.

U should give her a bathing suit that says salad on it, so she will blow her nose to the window. I wanna be a bird but mama said I can't... So I think I'm gunna be fishing bait.

Yeah well said wtfwts... she's pretty much a bitch for what she did, and clearly has no respect for you, your feelings or the relationship that you had. I'm sure you're much better off without a horrible person like that, but it still sucks that she's rude and callous enough to do that :(

You should have beaten the fuck outta him. YDI for not doing so.

Her new boyfriend's a dick for not seeing through her. Any respectable guy would've called her a bitch for acting that way in front of her ex. One of my friends broke up with a girl because of that. He told me "She tried to make out with me as a way to make her ex jealous, it raised too much of a "bitch alarm" for me to deal with". And yes, it does happen that way.

that sucks :/

And you just stood there? If you weren't such a pansy maybe you would still be with her.

It's called being intelligent, why face a lawsuit over a whore, it's not like she is worth it. He just showed her that she means nothing to him

yeh, cos still being with her would make him the winner...lol

u should of slapped that skank

What did the five fingers say to the face? ... SLAP

hell yeah. shes a bitch/slut/whore...whatev you want to call her....beat some ass.

Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?

LOL I bet she would have been like "Hell yeah!" >.< Aww but that sucks though I feel bad for him :( You'll find someone good enough :D

Wow, you got broken up with. No one in the universe has ever had this happen to them. Way to be original.

Way to be intelligent, this site is not about originality, it's about shitty things that have happened in our lives.

I agree with Rubix, its retarded what gets put on here.

back off.

don't like it? don't read it. simple - then you don't have to bore us all :) everyone wins

Wow, Rubix! You're complaining about how an FML isn't original. No one in the universe has ever done that. How original. [/unoriginal sarcastic response]

He's not complaining about the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him; he's complaining about the unnecessarily cruel way she did it. Understand now?

Step in that skank's mouth and on that asshole's balls!

She broke up wit you cuase your a pussy and knew you wouldn't do anything besides put this up on fml. Maybe if you had some balls and did somthing besides cry bout it you wouldn't be jerking it. You need to be a man. Its too late now but next time it happens cuase I'm sure it will women are cruel. As soulja boy said just pimp slap that hoe.

ok lets leave the talking to the grown ups, you go back and play with your spoons. ooo shiny.

:D "Ooh Shiny" teehee Kinda sad I was playing with spoons earlier.. o.o ;) Jokes :D

hahaha this one actually does suck. I feel for ya, OP.

Holy Panzershrek, u should have said screw u guys I'm going home

kk dude, ur not the only one to ever get dumped. But sick way to get ditched!! It's called walk up to them with a random hottie that you find then make out with her right beside them.... :-P

i wouldnt say your life is fucked since now you see shes a ho so you can get rid of her a find someone more faithful to you so in a way its a good thing look at the positive side theres no real negative at least from what you wrote

meh they'll get theirs. karmaaa

On the bright side, that spectacle of hers would probably make it easier for you to get over her now that you probably hate her and want nothing to do with her.

After the initial shock, I would have shook his hand, smiled and said "Well, congratulations, Number 54!" and if I had condoms with me I'd also say "Here, take one. I wouldn't go without it." And then...just walk away.

Better yet, finish it off with "and let me know how my dick tastes"

haha

LOL

And wish him the best of luck with her herpes problem.

if i were you, i would join straight in and show her who's boss!

ask for a favor, can she clean your axe with her neck?

tha's really Fu***k up

I'm going to go ahead and make assumptions but young people are SO promiscuous these days. what the hell happened to everyone? how can we do the whole survival of the fittest thing if everyone is a whore?

Wait, I'm confused... you think the answer to ensuring the longevity of our species is to NOT procreate? I think you may have missed a day or two of science class. At the very least you must have misinterpreted the concept of natural selection.

It so obvious that she is in love with you! New boyfriend, my ass! She is just using that poor chump to make you notice her. You need to start hanging around outside her house until she admits the truth: she is meant to be with you. You might want to get a tattoo of her name . . . on your forehead. Trust me, she's into you and you alone. Go for it!

LOL

I agree with Perdix, op she is telling you that she loves you and wants to marry you! Sit outside of her place and follow her, she wants you to "force" her into loving you...

And a Restraining Order is just a thank-you card that says, "Keep Trying!"

And the cops that are "chasing" you away from her house are really just strippers for the bachelorette party

Haven't we learned anything from the FML involving the poor fellow who tried to prove his love to a girl by carving her initials into his leg? Obviously, girls don't like seeing their names carved/tattooed into their boyfriends' skin. OP, try tattooing your name onto her instead. :] She'll love it. If not, well, she'll still have a tattoo of your name. You really can't lose in this situation.

welcome to the real next level. now you have the kind of relationship for a rainy day friend

YDI for dating a whore

ha that's what bonobos do(sort of)

It really annoys me when people split sentences in half to make their FML sound dramatic. It would sound just as good if it were "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML" Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I think you take some of these FMLs seriously. By pointing out what really annoys you. So that I can exploit the situation. By making sure to do this. As a response. NTTAWWT. =)

stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me. mom.timmehs.touching.me.stop.touching.me.stop.touching.me.moommm!

I'm.not.touching.you.I'm.not.touching.you.I'm.not.touching.you.mom.I.wasn't.touching.her.

what is fu***k,

What the fuck are you talking about? There is only one letter, 'c', between the 'fu' and the 'k,' not three as you and mrzero write. I'm confused because futhark, futtock, fullback and future shock all have more than three letters between the 'fu' and the 'k.' Can someone with an unabridged dictionary help out a brother over here?

fetlock? (no... too long) funuck? (no... not a word) fucock? (it appears all over the place on Google, so...)

Two words, starts with F and ends with K? Fire Truck dude. Fire Truck.

And you didn't beat the shit out of the guy? What the fuck is wrong with you?! No wonder she dumped you....you're a pussy!

No balled pussy

I think you 2 need to learn to share...

That's low. You can definitely find someone better. I'm sorry OP.

Why should he beat her new bf up? She's obviously a whore, so she's definately not worth the effort. Pick your battles.

You beat the new boyfriend up because of the disrespect. It takes 2 people to make out. I can tell you that I'm not going to make out with my new girlfriend in front of her ex, because that's disrespectful. They are a couple of douchebags.

except the guy may not have known they were together, and she just started making out with him. if it was clear that he knew then sure throw a punch if you feel like it, but personally i really wouldnt notice the guy, id be focusing all my anger on her. and its illegal to hit her for some reason so i guess id be fucked, but i could always fuck her friends and send photos i guess. or upload any home made porn all over the internet...

Ohhhh u got pwnd

FALCON!! PUNCH!!! Problem solved. :)

truer words have never been spoken lol

if i was you i would call her any name i can think of and beat the shit out of her new bf

The bitch wants to get to you under your skin don't let her win. Find a better girl.

At least she was not being very ambiguous about it. She could have bullshitted you about needing to see other people. She made it clear that it's over between you two and she's got someone new. Move on.

and you stood there, let it happen and then went on FML to cry about it? YDI.

Maybe she did it because you don't even act like you know how to write a single sentence without screwing it up.

Everyone here trying to give advice calling him a pussy has probably never been in a relationship. Don't give any importance, should've just laughed and walked away... at the end of the day makes her look like the clown. Not like some idiots who would go ape shits and slap a girl, you're alright man, just keep ur head up and act like she doesn't exist. In the end she'll come out feeling like shit. And you'll get over it, it's easier to forget about someone when you hate them :-P.

Agree (:

I agree about the girl. Walk away and never look back. But you HAVE to confront the guy. That doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it, just make sure he knows what is going on. If HE ends up being a prick, that completely gives you the right to pound his face in. Everyone always says violence is not the answer, but as soon as someone is in danger and needs help they seem to be okay with it. I think it's about time our generations balls dropped. It's called self respect, you don't let another guy walk on you, and you sure as shit don't just let some guy knowingly make out with your girlfriend.

Kill them both.

hmm...shrug, leave, and make sure everyone learns what a dirty whore she is? epic win?

@49: "alpha-male?" "put the sluts in their place??" haha looks like someone's got a tiny cock

Or he's like 12.

12 WITH a tiny cock?

If he is 12, his cock is probably tiny

What the Fuck! Beat both their asses. No balled, peach fuzz pussy!

woahhh FYL. and hers! shes never gonna get anywhere in life because she obviously doesnt deserve respect from anyone, especially not you.

What a bitch

alright, bloody hell! someones defensive! all i meant was you clearly felt you had to make yourself seem more maculine by 'putting the slut in her place' or whatever - a trait commonly seen in men who are uncomfortable with their penis size and feel they aren't manly. it was meant as a joke calm the fuck down.

An easy way to solve that problem. Bitch-slap your Ex and give the new boy a mean nut-shot. that will tell her to never do that again...

Punch your fucking EX GF in the gut and sock the guy in the face!!!!! Keep your P-I-M-P hand strong homie!

now what kind of person would do that what a biotch.... some ppl have no respect. it just makes me think that ppl do that to make themselves feel better...... note to everyone else dont be like that and have a heart what if someone did that to you???? not nice... thumbs down

This is when you punch somebody in the face.

Well isn't that just a big slap in the face. I would be SOOO upset and mad!

Same shit happened to me. My (now ex) boyfriend hooked up with a girl in a bar...right in front of me. I went to leave, he brought it outside - right in front of my car. Then brought her back to our apartment (before I got there). I was hanging out in the living room and he was bangin' that broad in the bedroom. You're better off without trash like that.

you are better off without that ignorant cunt

what a bitch

That sucks. My boyfriend stopped talking to me for the past three days. Despite my calls and texts. So I got on facebook to see if he had been on and noticed he changed his relationship status to single 10hrs before I looked. So apparently I am single and he wasn't going to inform me...Great way to avoid confrontation, only issue is we work together...

i know how you fell man. it sucks. especially when they do it on purpose. i mean it hurts when you catch them, but usually... USUALLY they feel guilty when caught, but normally its cause they got caught and not for the action. but when they do it to you on purpose... that just blows and pisses me off.

i know how that feels man i pretty much wen through the same situation but with a best friend. long story short. I made her feel like shit and no longer have her in my life anymore. so there's that for ya.... sorry man shit happens I guess

to all those commenting back about this issue i had, i did chew her out after i saw that and havent seen them around each other since

Congratulations on actually having a pair, I salute you. You should be well on track to a full recovery.

Hope you find a better girl.

Well your gf is a bit** and you should've knocked her new mofo bf out.!

beat some ass.

I sincerely hope this is in high school.

FYL. murder that bitch and her new bf but kill them slowly if you dont then ydi for not having the balls to kill someone

Harsh. Fucking. Bitch. Mhm :)

With all do respect... shes a SLUT

YDI for giving a shit about life. Generally life dishes up severe amounts of shit and all we can do is deal with it and move on. Try just not caring about anything, it really opens your eyes and makes things easier. I mean im not saying that im never happy and that i dont have friends etc but whenever i am happy i dont care, its just another phase of life that is going to get pulled put from under you.

aaw that really does suck. there are other fish in the sea honey. :)

Alright kids, recess is over. That's what you get for dating someone so immature. Now you know better.

She basically should have gotten a tattoo across her forehead that says "SLUT". You should've slapped her and said she never deserved you anyways.

awwww poor thing! your worth more than that. :)

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