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Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
#6129909 - 11/03/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy
soo how is this an FML, ur an idiot
#1 - 11/03/2009 at 6:10am - mushay
Oh man. I got to see a naked chick. FML.
#2 - 11/03/2009 at 6:16am - shakenbake93
oh. just got what it was saying. but still you were only half naked. how is this an fml?
#3 - 11/03/2009 at 6:20am - shakenbake93
wow, I feel so bad for you. that must have really scarred your soul, I suggest counselling for douchebaggery you douchebag.
#4 - 11/03/2009 at 6:23am - Savvysass
I guess its ok because you didnt mean any harm if no one saw u dont worry about it but apologize if they did. Kiss ur girlfriend and say ur sorry!! keep the relationship that you have!
#5 - 11/03/2009 at 6:38am - bobnama
Oh no did she see your nipples? How will you ever recover...
#6 - 11/03/2009 at 6:40am - mitch707
How is this an FML? I put down YDI but seriously there should be a third option for posts likes this; something like "you're a f***ing idiot".
#7 - 11/03/2009 at 6:50am - Mortanious
Today, I I realized that I have a vagina and it's bleeding. FML dude your an idiot.
#8 - 11/03/2009 at 7:12am - Crazyemt5150
OP is a woman so she probably does have a vagina and most likely, it sometimes bleeds.
#14 - 11/03/2009 at 9:42am - mercyFML
lmao
#9 - 11/03/2009 at 7:16am - stupiddumbblonde
It's good to know that if you go over to your girlfriend's apartment, and she's not there, there's a pretty good look-alike who can sub in in a pinch. When your rubbing Velcro, does it really matter whose face is way over there? Or who is operating the strap-on?
#10 - 11/03/2009 at 8:03am - perdix
Objectively, I should be offended, but I'm very, very amused. :)
#17 - 11/03/2009 at 12:28pm - Lonely_Lez
Oh, Lonely_Lez, you know I love you. I just chose to wear the dickhead/jackass hat for this one. ;)
#19 - 11/03/2009 at 1:59pm - perdix
win!
#11 - 11/03/2009 at 8:05am - misspeg
so buy one and get the second one for free
#12 - 11/03/2009 at 8:16am - mrzero
not that easy lol
#13 - 11/03/2009 at 8:40am - bobnama
How's this an FML? I'd call it a win.
#15 - 11/03/2009 at 11:15am - childofadelphia
Dear mercy, On behalf of all iPhone users everywhere, I thank you. This FML now makes sense, as we can't see gender. (We're like the colorblind, but for sexism.) Sincerely, TheIrishJaneDoe
#16 - 11/03/2009 at 11:34am - TheIrishJaneDoe
Dearest TheIrishJaneDoe, No problem. Yes, FML should fix that iApp esp because some people need to know the sex of the OP before they can say "slut" or "way to go, dude". Oh, brother! :o In Friendship, Mercy :]
#22 - 11/03/2009 at 4:00pm - mercyFML
I wish they'd let us see gender on the iPhone app. :/
#18 - 11/03/2009 at 12:37pm - SrsBusinesss
Carpet muncher!
#20 - 11/03/2009 at 2:32pm - Skull_300
at least she gets some carpet... (i think you'll find that was a BURN :D)
#21 - 11/03/2009 at 3:56pm - jadetothes
A carpet burn?
#26 - 11/03/2009 at 6:44pm - Rejectofsociety9
Talk about the best of both worlds! you ought to take showers there more often it sounds adventurious
#23 - 11/03/2009 at 4:27pm - ClownSmilely
Isn't this called FML...not waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i saw another chick naked.....DOUCHE!!!
#24 - 11/03/2009 at 5:39pm - Fuck_your_face
Oops! Hope she didn't notice.
#25 - 11/03/2009 at 6:14pm - Erindub
that would only suck if you have a small package. otherwise, let it hang out
#27 - 11/03/2009 at 7:59pm - sauce_boss
OP is a woman
#28 - 11/03/2009 at 8:30pm - ABbaby
can u post pix? haah id like to c
#29 - 11/03/2009 at 10:00pm - Yeyo_23
She was only HALF naked. fml.
#30 - 11/03/2009 at 10:55pm - owndbylife
I hope you know she is a woman.
#32 - 11/05/2009 at 7:13pm - wjz10595
ok a lot of u guys r being rlly stupid mayb it's an FML to him b/c he is one-girl kind of guy ok not all guys r pigs ik its hard ot thinkk about but it is possible so stop bothering him about how you don't think it's an FML
#33 - 11/07/2009 at 8:59am - hebahpotamus88
For God's sake OP is a woman.
#34 - 11/07/2009 at 11:32am - Shelley9912
