FMyLife

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML

#5460176 — 09/25/2009 at 12:41am
by Dumbfuck — intimacy

I agree, your life sucks (2266)
You totally deserve it (8983)

first! only joking, that's annoying :L
but yeah, kinda FYL for the ball-pain, but kinda YDI for trying to dance sexily when you clearly aren't. :)

#1 - 09/25/2009 at 6:16am - giiiiinge

oh man. that's amazing.

#30 - 10/10/2009 at 1:08pm - isodufff

Note To Self: Never Try That Again... Way To Go!!! Lol YSoooooDI

#2 - 09/25/2009 at 6:42am - PsYcHoSOADLaDy

well, look at his name. it fits, don't it? next time--practice. :)

#3 - 09/25/2009 at 7:32am - mastory96

that sounds like a retarded dance.

#4 - 09/25/2009 at 7:35am - CrunkCupcake97

thats why I just don't dance

#5 - 09/25/2009 at 8:04am - cr4ckb0n3f4n

a bit of advice: there is NOTHING sexy about that dance move. period.

#6 - 09/25/2009 at 8:46am - lrb081

Men dancing is rarely ever sexy.

#7 - 09/25/2009 at 9:15am - Glam

ydi for being exactly as your name states, a dumb fuck

#8 - 09/25/2009 at 9:27am - Th217

haha did she laugh?

#9 - 09/25/2009 at 9:30am - DynamicDave

its called thrust. haha that sucks though. did she kiss them for you? ;P

#10 - 09/25/2009 at 11:20am - kibbleznbitz0

I've never heard of anything remotely as stupid as that.

#11 - 09/25/2009 at 11:31am - emilygirl14

Smooth Move Exlax

#12 - 09/25/2009 at 12:27pm - tipsy337

You must be terrible in bed. FHL

#13 - 09/25/2009 at 1:16pm - anonacs

What the hell kind of lame ass move is that? YDI for trying to run when you need to walk in the area of being a sexy dancer lol.

#14 - 09/25/2009 at 1:39pm - Dreamworld

lolol. That must have been fun to watch you hit yourself in the balls. haha.

I'm a dancer (no not pole dancer or stripper)- that's soooo not sexy at all dudee.

#15 - 09/25/2009 at 2:38pm - arielhoee

ahahaaaa but reaally tho!! how the fuk do u do that????? but reaally tho!!! seriously u deserved that r ur fingers/arms and hands nunchuckd or sum shyt!!?????!!!!!!!!???

#16 - 09/25/2009 at 3:46pm - moopsy234

Hahahahahah dumbass

#17 - 09/25/2009 at 4:47pm - HXCxSceneKidx

ydîïìíįīi

#18 - 09/25/2009 at 5:35pm - beaniebabe

That does not sound the least bit sexy, i find it disgusting when people thrust their pelvis forward tring to dance that's not dancing, it's humping the air.

#19 - 09/25/2009 at 6:28pm - Fontario4

I hope you can't have kids anymore jackass

#20 - 09/25/2009 at 6:36pm - firenighthawk

YDI but its still a hilarious FML! =)

#21 - 09/26/2009 at 3:06am - jchansfan

rofl thats really funny! :)

#22 - 09/28/2009 at 6:36pm - muffinz85

Unless you are a male stripper, I don't think any guy could dance "sexily" for their girlfriend.

Keep to the basics man, dancing isn't one of them...

#23 - 09/29/2009 at 12:16pm - zaadam2

its all in the hips man. go to a club once in a while you may learn how to dance. just sayin.

#24 - 09/30/2009 at 12:27am - 1_9_1_7_1_0_2_4

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. that is freaking hilarious. (*: i just shed a tear. but im sorrry.

#25 - 10/01/2009 at 7:18pm - zombiebubbles

ROFL :}

I think I just peed. That was amazing. I hope my future boyfriend does something like that so that I may laugh at his misfortune :P

#26 - 10/02/2009 at 1:46am - oystercultviking

FYL on the ball pain bro

#27 - 10/03/2009 at 4:29pm - OneFuckedGuy

oh your from texas, that explains it!

#28 - 10/03/2009 at 10:13pm - ConnorMichelle

Were you trying to be Napoleon Dynamite?

#29 - 10/05/2009 at 10:11pm - _adrenaline

No just no: Hold up - Why the f*ck were you doing some gay ass dance in the first place? I mean the way this was written makes you sound like a retard...Ha at ur Failness, YDI for being one strange son of a b*tch...

#31 - 10/11/2009 at 2:49am - FreakyFaceFilms

YES THANK U!! ive been wanting to find a word(s) that describes why i sing horrably!

#32 - 10/12/2009 at 9:51pm - DubbleSlice

smooth...

#33 - 11/23/2009 at 10:27pm - bonehead64

"I pressed through the rushes and there, the native dancers whirled before me: limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up dust...".

Elaine, is that you?

#34 - 12/19/2009 at 3:13am - gelatinskeleton

better than poking her in the eye (i would laugh)

#35 - 12/24/2009 at 9:47pm - steveo_420

nicely done

#36 - 02/10/2010 at 10:05pm - magicfan1

you mean the MR. BEAN dance??

#37 - 03/06/2010 at 9:16pm - WTFreversed