Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
by 0ptimu5 — miscellaneous
fail
Some people have game, some people do not. You sir, do not. I'd suggest just getting smashed again and live your life away behind a bottle of tequila.
yeah no shit.
you just sound like a tool.
go away.
is it that bad u r?
if I were that gal I would have smashed u fir flirting with me
co if I were cute I would already have had a guy;(
Does anyone else not understand this comment at all?
Something about being cute...and then some gibberish...hmm...I think we'll need to bring in the translators.
I think this intoxicated comment roughly translates into:
"Are you really that bad?
If I were a girl, I would've smashed (slapped?) you for flirting with me.
'Cause I would be cute and already have a guy."
Here's my rough interpretation:
"Is this really an FML?
You got off easy. If I was that girl, my cuteness would have ensured that I'd already have a boyfriend and as such, the rules of the game state that I would have the right to slap you for trespassing on his property. And, I would have slapped you; really, really, hard."
OP: Banter is fun and opens the door for many, many more rejections before she admires you for your persistence. That said, be careful not to cross the line between flirtation and harassment.
this conversation made me burst out laughing.
Good job to everyone who translated her indecipherable comment! I certainly couldn't.
3al u boob
can't u see who is first???
dumb pube
this too.
TrollKiller? But...you ARE the troll...
fyl lol
when I clicked on the fml it said no comments so I entered one it must have not recognizeed yours yet
Trollkiller has one testicle. YDI for saying 'oh that's hot'
Agreed on both points.
Ryan Ross?
The Young Veins?
The Young Veins is horrible.
They never should've broken up.
I can't imagine listening to an entire album of RyRo's singing...and liking it D:
The Young Veins sound like a bad Beatles rip off. At least now Panic! at the Disco seem to be going back to their Fever days :)
I hate it when it happens, what you need is to rotate the places where you go out leaving more time between visits to give everyone a chance to forget each others.
lol, ydi for saying "that's hot"
Canberra's got the worst clubs. You've got the gay club cube, then Moose Heads which is just lame. You've got Academy which is 'aight, if it weren't bordering on pornography.
and whats wrong with pornography?
ydi for dancing
Wow...you fail.
okay? most girls dont like getting hit on my drunk guys, because most of the time they are so annoying.
...idiot.
YDI for saying "that's hot"
First off, this isn't an FML, one girl rejected you boohoo. Also just wanted to say, Woo for Australians, especially ACT uns, she probably rejected you because she's smart, being from the ACT!
you replied "that's hot?" you really are a faggot and deserved to be turned down. what are you, a guido? "hey man checkout my new fuckin haircut, jagerbombs!"
I remember too! That was your first time in such a place and you found out what your girl's job was. Thank you for the update! :)
why would you say something like that to a girl after she said you were smashed you SILLY WOMAN!
and seriously get over it its one girl that youve never actually met.
go try your obviously great pick up lines (thats hot) -_- on some other girl
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1. He said that BEFORE she said he had been smashed.
2. OP is a man.
3. It IS a girl whom he's actually met, if you consider dancing, flirting, and (re)introducing oneself to be a meeting. She recognised him, anyway, so you can't really say they've never met.
Reading comprehension fail.
I call bullshit, no one acts that pathetic :P
Dude, another reason i left is you had dragon breath. Seriously take some gum with you the next time you drink that swill.
are you 12?
YDI for stealing my pick up lines.
YDI for getting drunk and hitting girls.
YDI even more for getting drunk and hitting on girls at a club.
i like how you wrote "i cheekily replied" as if you were proud of that line. (i actually don't, just in case anyone doesn't get the sarcasm.)
hahahah sometimes i just love life.
"That's hot"? Who are you, Paris Hilton? I guess she just wasn't a lesbian. Oh well.
I don't get, So you got drunk, and started hitting on that girl, she left. Than you went back to the bar, she remember you, and started talking to you. Doesn't it mean that she likes you than, cause if she didn't she would not of gone up to you. Am I right?
Read it again. He went up to her.
alright don't be an idiot.
the story clearly said he approached her.
dipshit.
.... So she left just because of one guy?
Unless you kept FOLLOWING HER around. Nice attempt at ommission, OP.
ok im takin a shower.
YDI for saying "I cheekily replied" and "that's hot". Douchebag. :|
So true.
YDI for sounding and acting like a creepy douchebag.
Fuck her life for having to deal with you twice.
Most of you guys need to shut the fuck up. 95% of guys DON't have the balls to approach a girl. props for this guy for trying. He'll get better and learn. Take it from an actual Pickup Artist, the guy who gets rejected the most goes home with the most numbers.
Ha, Fail. I suggest you stop acting like a pig.
This exact same FML has been on here. Who would pretend to be a douche bag?
you hav. posted this word for word @ least 3 times.
drink less and go to a night club at. night.
#55. (pua)
haha ha haha. tool.
That's not cheeky at all your stupid drunken pig.
agreed^^
Wish I could meet a cute girl in a night clubs too.
$10 says you were in mooseheads. gross dude
i would put $20 on cube, would make more seance.
yeah, mooseheads, all the snobby girls are there, bet it was one of those drop dead blondes who hang out in queanbo corner with the wogs and the bogans too.
