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Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

#5181151 — 09/11/2009 at 12:39am
by 0ptimu5 — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (4828)
You totally deserve it (22728)

fail

#1 - 09/11/2009 at 6:13am - Trollkiller

Some people have game, some people do not. You sir, do not. I'd suggest just getting smashed again and live your life away behind a bottle of tequila.

#21 - 09/11/2009 at 8:44am - Jmido

yeah no shit.
you just sound like a tool.
go away.

#39 - 09/11/2009 at 12:51pm - stinkybutt

is it that bad u r?
if I were that gal I would have smashed u fir flirting with me
co if I were cute I would already have had a guy;(

#2 - 09/11/2009 at 6:21am - Trollkiller

Does anyone else not understand this comment at all?

#27 - 09/11/2009 at 9:53am - 8trickster8

Something about being cute...and then some gibberish...hmm...I think we'll need to bring in the translators.

#32 - 09/11/2009 at 10:21am - Emma_91

I think this intoxicated comment roughly translates into:

"Are you really that bad?
If I were a girl, I would've smashed (slapped?) you for flirting with me.
'Cause I would be cute and already have a guy."

#37 - 09/11/2009 at 11:40am - moonlight_daze

Here's my rough interpretation:

"Is this really an FML?
You got off easy. If I was that girl, my cuteness would have ensured that I'd already have a boyfriend and as such, the rules of the game state that I would have the right to slap you for trespassing on his property. And, I would have slapped you; really, really, hard."

OP: Banter is fun and opens the door for many, many more rejections before she admires you for your persistence. That said, be careful not to cross the line between flirtation and harassment.

#42 - 09/11/2009 at 1:41pm - unpossible

this conversation made me burst out laughing.

#48 - 09/11/2009 at 6:43pm - turtlellama

Good job to everyone who translated her indecipherable comment! I certainly couldn't.

#50 - 09/11/2009 at 7:05pm - Witchcraft

3al u boob
can't u see who is first???
dumb pube

#4 - 09/11/2009 at 6:23am - Trollkiller

this too.

#49 - 09/11/2009 at 6:45pm - turtlellama

TrollKiller? But...you ARE the troll...

#51 - 09/11/2009 at 7:07pm - Witchcraft

fyl lol

#5 - 09/11/2009 at 6:27am - F___M__L

when I clicked on the fml it said no comments so I entered one it must have not recognizeed yours yet

#6 - 09/11/2009 at 7:15am - 3arl

Trollkiller has one testicle. YDI for saying 'oh that's hot'

#7 - 09/11/2009 at 7:20am - Jincos

Agreed on both points.

#52 - 09/11/2009 at 7:09pm - Witchcraft

Ryan Ross?

#8 - 09/11/2009 at 7:23am - redbluegreen

The Young Veins?

#17 - 09/11/2009 at 8:07am - biancagolden

The Young Veins is horrible.
They never should've broken up.

#30 - 09/11/2009 at 10:14am - hothotheat_

I can't imagine listening to an entire album of RyRo's singing...and liking it D:

The Young Veins sound like a bad Beatles rip off. At least now Panic! at the Disco seem to be going back to their Fever days :)

#31 - 09/11/2009 at 10:18am - biancagolden

I hate it when it happens, what you need is to rotate the places where you go out leaving more time between visits to give everyone a chance to forget each others.

#9 - 09/11/2009 at 7:26am - Solution

lol, ydi for saying "that's hot"

#10 - 09/11/2009 at 7:27am - lm_wfc

Canberra's got the worst clubs. You've got the gay club cube, then Moose Heads which is just lame. You've got Academy which is 'aight, if it weren't bordering on pornography.

#12 - 09/11/2009 at 7:44am - TheDoge

and whats wrong with pornography?

#41 - 09/11/2009 at 1:16pm - JustTh4tGuy

ydi for dancing

#13 - 09/11/2009 at 7:48am - Pastor_Rich

Wow...you fail.

#14 - 09/11/2009 at 7:56am - Emma_91

okay? most girls dont like getting hit on my drunk guys, because most of the time they are so annoying.

#15 - 09/11/2009 at 8:02am - dayrin7

...idiot.

#16 - 09/11/2009 at 8:06am - justanotheruser

YDI for saying "that's hot"

#19 - 09/11/2009 at 8:29am - cocoapuffshooter

First off, this isn't an FML, one girl rejected you boohoo. Also just wanted to say, Woo for Australians, especially ACT uns, she probably rejected you because she's smart, being from the ACT!

#20 - 09/11/2009 at 8:36am - Ducati45

you replied "that's hot?" you really are a faggot and deserved to be turned down. what are you, a guido? "hey man checkout my new fuckin haircut, jagerbombs!"

#22 - 09/11/2009 at 8:54am - Th217

I remember too! That was your first time in such a place and you found out what your girl's job was. Thank you for the update! :)

#23 - 09/11/2009 at 9:11am - toink

why would you say something like that to a girl after she said you were smashed you SILLY WOMAN!


and seriously get over it its one girl that youve never actually met.
go try your obviously great pick up lines (thats hot) -_- on some other girl
=] =] =]

#24 - 09/11/2009 at 9:19am - BE_HAPPPi

1. He said that BEFORE she said he had been smashed.
2. OP is a man.
3. It IS a girl whom he's actually met, if you consider dancing, flirting, and (re)introducing oneself to be a meeting. She recognised him, anyway, so you can't really say they've never met.

Reading comprehension fail.

#55 - 09/11/2009 at 10:07pm - metonymy

I call bullshit, no one acts that pathetic :P

#25 - 09/11/2009 at 9:49am - Sourcandy86

Dude, another reason i left is you had dragon breath. Seriously take some gum with you the next time you drink that swill.

#26 - 09/11/2009 at 9:52am - mercyFML

are you 12?

#43 - 09/11/2009 at 3:32pm - canucksrule88

YDI for stealing my pick up lines.

#29 - 09/11/2009 at 10:02am - DrunkenValor

YDI for getting drunk and hitting girls.
YDI even more for getting drunk and hitting on girls at a club.

#33 - 09/11/2009 at 10:54am - moonlight_daze

i like how you wrote "i cheekily replied" as if you were proud of that line. (i actually don't, just in case anyone doesn't get the sarcasm.)

#34 - 09/11/2009 at 11:00am - maipinkbear

hahahah sometimes i just love life.

#35 - 09/11/2009 at 11:23am - ponder_it

"That's hot"? Who are you, Paris Hilton? I guess she just wasn't a lesbian. Oh well.

#36 - 09/11/2009 at 11:40am - Intoxicunt

I don't get, So you got drunk, and started hitting on that girl, she left. Than you went back to the bar, she remember you, and started talking to you. Doesn't it mean that she likes you than, cause if she didn't she would not of gone up to you. Am I right?

#38 - 09/11/2009 at 11:43am - movies12

Read it again. He went up to her.

#47 - 09/11/2009 at 5:30pm - iwadasn

alright don't be an idiot.
the story clearly said he approached her.
dipshit.

#40 - 09/11/2009 at 12:53pm - stinkybutt

.... So she left just because of one guy?
Unless you kept FOLLOWING HER around. Nice attempt at ommission, OP.

#44 - 09/11/2009 at 4:39pm - DameGreyWulf

ok im takin a shower.

#45 - 09/11/2009 at 5:11pm - iloveweedx33

YDI for saying "I cheekily replied" and "that's hot". Douchebag. :|

#46 - 09/11/2009 at 5:28pm - xkat356

So true.

#57 - 09/12/2009 at 12:46am - Witchcraft

YDI for sounding and acting like a creepy douchebag.

Fuck her life for having to deal with you twice.

#53 - 09/11/2009 at 7:12pm - Witchcraft

Most of you guys need to shut the fuck up. 95% of guys DON't have the balls to approach a girl. props for this guy for trying. He'll get better and learn. Take it from an actual Pickup Artist, the guy who gets rejected the most goes home with the most numbers.

#54 - 09/11/2009 at 7:48pm - PUA

Ha, Fail. I suggest you stop acting like a pig.

#56 - 09/11/2009 at 10:17pm - R3nesmee

This exact same FML has been on here. Who would pretend to be a douche bag?

#58 - 09/12/2009 at 6:36pm - stiglitz66

you hav. posted this word for word @ least 3 times.
drink less and go to a night club at. night.

#59 - 09/13/2009 at 6:49am - sarinninja

#55. (pua)
haha ha haha. tool.

#60 - 09/13/2009 at 6:51am - sarinninja

That's not cheeky at all your stupid drunken pig.

#61 - 09/13/2009 at 6:11pm - Candide

agreed^^

#62 - 09/13/2009 at 6:38pm - iloveweedx33

Wish I could meet a cute girl in a night clubs too.

#63 - 09/28/2009 at 10:48am - noisychildren

$10 says you were in mooseheads. gross dude

#64 - 10/05/2009 at 2:49am - Axman6

i would put $20 on cube, would make more seance.

#65 - 10/13/2009 at 11:31am - Pimp53X

yeah, mooseheads, all the snobby girls are there, bet it was one of those drop dead blondes who hang out in queanbo corner with the wogs and the bogans too.

#66 - 10/15/2009 at 10:52am - ZarkonSpaceGod

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