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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622 — 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm
by I_Am_The_Edge — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (7085)
You totally deserve it (184046)

wtf ydi

#1 - 06/11/2009 at 5:29pm - obesecow2012

Well, he can use the rock to either sharpen the knife, or use it as a pillow...

#843 - 02/18/2010 at 12:33am - Piggilywiggily15

I would like someone to tell me how he doesn't deserve it!!!

#844 - 02/19/2010 at 12:13pm - llcooljoey

maybe because he is still a person with regular people feelings and having a rock thrown at him because either he can't hold a job or is down on his luck or looks a little different annoys him slightly....

#850 - 02/25/2010 at 9:28am - yake12

were the rocks edible?

#852 - 03/02/2010 at 7:27am - junolee

@850 I think 844 ment op

#856 - 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - adrianna4ever

Brilliant.

#2 - 06/11/2009 at 5:29pm - vampyr8

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

#3 - 06/11/2009 at 5:29pm - _Kaylakurbstomp_

I'll hunt him down

#787 - 09/02/2009 at 11:05am - Andy_fails_

i'd rip u to shreds. ur flesh would last me a month or two

#839 - 02/10/2010 at 8:47pm - aricTB

don't throw rocks at people. sometimes, (adulteresses, mostly) people end up dead.

#4 - 06/11/2009 at 5:29pm - missAK

You're a horrible person.

#5 - 06/11/2009 at 5:29pm - TispyOwl

I agree 100%!!!!!

#840 - 02/12/2010 at 1:50am - mwm0522

sooo true! you are a horrible person!

#855 - 03/06/2010 at 1:12pm - MissDanish17

I think it was horrible too but still if I saw someone do that, I'd laugh my ass off

#857 - 03/08/2010 at 10:37pm - gobbledegook

Wow that is really awful! Why would you throw a rock at someone?

#6 - 06/11/2009 at 5:30pm - that_funny_girl

wow, you may be THE BIGGEST dick in the entire world. Congratulations, not an easy feat.

#7 - 06/11/2009 at 5:30pm - kk3211

thats messed up. how would you like it if you didn't have anywhere to live and someone threw rocks at you?

#8 - 06/11/2009 at 5:30pm - angel03260

Proof or it didn't happen. XD

Seriously though, you're a dick. Maybe you didn't deserve to be chased by a knife, but totally should have gotten the rocks thrown back at you. Douchebag.

#9 - 06/11/2009 at 5:30pm - Butterbuns

Hahahahahah u idiot! U might have died.... Don't yew know homeless people r like hobos! U would have died

#10 - 06/11/2009 at 5:31pm - mathsponge

OMG NO WAY!!!!!!! homeless people are like HOBOS!!!!!! I NEVER SAW THE CORRELATION BEFORE THIS!!!!!!!!!(ur a fuckin idiot)

#729 - 06/18/2009 at 1:15pm - _THE_MASTER_

different terms dumbass, a hobo is someone who travles around working and is the modern equivalent of a nomad.

#743 - 06/22/2009 at 11:18pm - b5200

*facepalm*

#751 - 07/02/2009 at 2:57pm - o_x

Did you actually think that was a good idea? Many homeless people have mental illnesses. You were just asking for it.

#11 - 06/11/2009 at 5:31pm - Travel

HAHAHAHAHA, YDI

#12 - 06/11/2009 at 5:31pm - missblonde

You're a fucking dick. I hope that guy calls the cops on you.

#13 - 06/11/2009 at 5:31pm - Aniland

Aw you little bastard. You couldn't have thrown a quarter or something? LoL.
One time i went to a park and there was a hobo in one of those picnic shelters and he was sleeping on the table the whole time.

#14 - 06/11/2009 at 5:32pm - epic_delight1337

You`re kidding, right? If it`s true, YDI.

#15 - 06/11/2009 at 5:32pm - xd0rkiee

Really? You're complaining? You should have seen it coming dude. Don't throw rocks at people.

#16 - 06/11/2009 at 5:32pm - bob1124

You exemplify everything that is wrong with this world. Seriously, this situation could be a metaphor for a lot of social movements, politics, etc.

You are probably the reason people started using the c-word.

#18 - 06/11/2009 at 5:32pm - Eresbel

He should've got you and gut you like a cornish game hen :) YDI

#19 - 06/11/2009 at 5:32pm - DaemonDoC

wtf LOL. YDI!

#20 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - sarahFML

what does ydi mean?

#835 - 02/04/2010 at 12:33am - Nsnlover

Congrats, you're a shit person. Shame he didn't catch you.

#21 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - eliz3

YDI... Asshole!

#22 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - j3nn1987

Dam ur fuked up y da hell wud u do dat shit ppl like u piss me off YDI asshole

#23 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - nightmare22

ROFL LOLLED

#24 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - JStromberg

#10, you remind me of my 3 year old cousin. Honestly, your logic and spelling are at a toddler's level.

#25 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - FYLOL

*sniff sniff*

I smell a genius.

#26 - 06/11/2009 at 5:33pm - _Skies

you asshole
how is that funny to throw rocks at him. yes he was a little out of line but a little sympathy please.
homelessness, it could happen to anyone

#27 - 06/11/2009 at 5:34pm - dancin303

WTF!?!?!?
ydi;; dont be such a dick by throwing rocks at homeless ppl!
just because THEY'RE homeless and UR not!
ok, would u do the same thing if donald trump was sleeping there?
stupid dum shit
BURN IN HELL

#28 - 06/11/2009 at 5:34pm - Bamboo99

you sooo deserve it for being a serious dumbass.
Why would you think it's funny to throw a rock at a homeless guy?
Fuck I wish he threw the bench he was sleeping on at you.

#29 - 06/11/2009 at 5:34pm - lotemkaiser

I hope he chased you down you little ****. I don't know why anybody would vote FYL. It should be unanimous YDI.

#30 - 06/11/2009 at 5:34pm - prophet19

im glad he chased you with a knife, moron.

#31 - 06/11/2009 at 5:34pm - dumbbbb

Hahaha! *Points and laughs at you*
Bet that would've been hilarious to see in person. Guess he showed you!

#32 - 06/11/2009 at 5:35pm - shananigans

omg. you definitely deserved that.

#33 - 06/11/2009 at 5:35pm - megothelego

YDI, and are a complete ass. I hope he jabbed you good, then took the entire contents of your pockets and threw rocks at your bloody corpse.

#34 - 06/11/2009 at 5:35pm - rukusrazor

Im sorry, but you did deserive that one. Dont throw anything! I starting to question you age.

RI

#35 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - RIKANA

Why don't you just go kick puppies?
What did he ever do to deserve rocks thrown at him?
I would have chased you to.

#36 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - NoneOfTheAbove

Oh look, someone far less fortunate than I, perhaps I should throw a rock at them to establish my superiority!



You fail as a human being.

#37 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - lmmmr

You might be one of the coolest people in the world.

#38 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - evanwilliams

Obviously someone's trying to make it to the top of the YDI page ... I don't believe this shit for a second.

#39 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - notmylife

YDI. Those homeless people have it hard, without you throwing rocks at them XD

#40 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - cooldude95

You're a tard.

#41 - 06/11/2009 at 5:36pm - anaphaseii

Too bad he didn't catch up to you.

#42 - 06/11/2009 at 5:37pm - SomeGuy1234

it would have been a FYL if he would have caught your dumbass

#43 - 06/11/2009 at 5:37pm - L0veh8te

YDI you jackass. good job... now everyone on this website hates you!

#44 - 06/11/2009 at 5:38pm - ohhfudge

It's ok you guys, don't get so mad at him. Karma's a bitch, she took care of him. Don't worry your little heads about it.

#45 - 06/11/2009 at 5:38pm - Yulia

hope he got you, you're a dick

#46 - 06/11/2009 at 5:38pm - A7X5989

10- When you were a baby did your mom drop you on your head? Or are you just really that stupid?

#47 - 06/11/2009 at 5:38pm - angel03260

LOL you SOOO deserved it! xD
wtf, not only should this be against all common sense, but didn't someone teach you not to do this shit when you were little?

#48 - 06/11/2009 at 5:39pm - poiuytrewqlkjhgf

You totally deserve it. Way to be immature and cruel. You're lucky he didn't catch your insensitive, childish self.

#49 - 06/11/2009 at 5:39pm - ArtsySwag

why would you think it would be fun to throw a rock at a homeless person.... would you throw a rock at a person who wasn't homeless? Cause what's the difference, they are both humans.

#50 - 06/11/2009 at 5:40pm - littlefrog

lol, FYL... throwing things at people less important than us is fun. u didnt deserve it

#51 - 06/11/2009 at 5:40pm - mattiscool

What goes around comes around. For an asshole like you, it's not going to come around quick enough!

#52 - 06/11/2009 at 5:42pm - NDouglas

like his life wasn't bad enough as it is, stupid people throwing rocks at him while he sleeps is just low.. I am glad he ran at you with a knife.

#53 - 06/11/2009 at 5:42pm - Everlost

Guys, I think that this one might end up having the biggest YDI to FYL ratio on the site. XD

#54 - 06/11/2009 at 5:42pm - Aniland

I couldn't help but laugh
But you shouldn't be doing that.
How old are you anyway, 10? 11? 12?
Either way
You Deserved It,
but I had to laugh

#55 - 06/11/2009 at 5:42pm - boricua_4life407

LOL, YDI. but seriously, next time have someone record u and post it on Youtube. But yeah, u deseved it, lol

#56 - 06/11/2009 at 5:42pm - NELU

i don't like homeless people either, but you probably shouldn't have done that - ALSO, he shouldn't have tried to STAB you... he's a douche too

#57 - 06/11/2009 at 5:42pm - oftheblue

I had a rock thrown at me once... I needed like 4 stitches.

@OP, Are you retarded?

#58 - 06/11/2009 at 5:44pm - Bart_Oranje

lol @ 29



I think the general consensus here is that you were wrong. I totally disagree. I mean, what could be more fun than throwing rocks at people! Especially those without a home! No, I totally get your motive here. That bastard was lying there bothering no one, so you should disturb him and potentially harm him. How DARE he lie down in a PUBLIC park?!! What gives him the right to do that?!! This is unconstitutional, and you were just doing what the legal authorities have failed to do!! Good for you!!



I shouldn't have to clarify that that was all sarcasm, but from my past experiences, I have learned that many people are a lot fucking stupider than we all think (the OP, for example). So yea, I wasn't serious about any of that. This little fucking prick deserves to receive the same treatment.

#59 - 06/11/2009 at 5:44pm - kbd77

YDI, if someone threw a rock at me he'd be lucky not to get shanked. I would have love to see you being chased though.

#60 - 06/11/2009 at 5:44pm - skippydoda

you're both retarded

#61 - 06/11/2009 at 5:45pm - oopsyipooped

#52, I hope that's sarcasm.
OP, you deserve to get stabbed by that homeless person. You should be ashamed of yourself.

#62 - 06/11/2009 at 5:45pm - TheLetterZero

yup, it's a great idea to throw painful hard objects at someone who is in an unfortunate situation, has to sleep on the hard, cold ground, and probably has some mental or physical disabilities.

you're a pompous ass, he had every right to be angry with you and i would have no sympathy for you if you had gotten knifed. this poor man is down on his luck and you have no heart.

#63 - 06/11/2009 at 5:45pm - sarahdg

So what did you learn? Always check for knives and other weaponry before throwing rocks. Alternatively you could learn to aim better to stop people chasing you.

What were you thinking? YDI

#64 - 06/11/2009 at 5:45pm - The_Great_Zucchi

YOU DESERVE IT for being such an asshole. Wow, you such a loser.

#65 - 06/11/2009 at 5:45pm - noshitsherlock

Wow u r a horible person and. Would chase u untill i got u with the knife!! Thats just mean, he already has nothing and now has to deal with a b*** throwing rocks at him...

#66 - 06/11/2009 at 5:46pm - omgiluvjelly

wow. Where has this world come too? In the words of jack Johnson "where have all the good people gone"

#67 - 06/11/2009 at 5:46pm - Sunchild1235

Yes, assaulting strangers is always funny. WTF?!? Prat.

#68 - 06/11/2009 at 5:46pm - meadowlark

#13: how would he call the cops. he's broke and homeless. dumb.

#69 - 06/11/2009 at 5:46pm - ml35

YDI - way to be a complete ass.

#70 - 06/11/2009 at 5:47pm - SarlaccBits

and god will think its VERY funny to own you. karmas a huge bitch when YOU'RE a huge bitch :]

#71 - 06/11/2009 at 5:47pm - sarahdg

you bitch he shouldve killed u
u know he is a human being how is it funny 2 throw rocks at people

u should be in jail

#72 - 06/11/2009 at 5:48pm - mido1992

#53 should hang out with the OP while he throws rocks at poor people. I hope you both get fucking shanked.

#73 - 06/11/2009 at 5:48pm - kbd77

you are an idiot you totally deserved that

#74 - 06/11/2009 at 5:48pm - powtipzy

#13: how would he call the cops. he's broke and homeless. dumb.

#67: it's "where'd all the good people go"

#75 - 06/11/2009 at 5:48pm - ml35

you're a dick.

#76 - 06/11/2009 at 5:50pm - wallythedolly

uh... I would have whipped out my chain gun and shot some "rocks" at you, just going 20x as fast :P It would have been better if the homeless dude cut ur arm/leg off and ate it in front of you :P

You are a terrible person and deserve to die.... YDI

#77 - 06/11/2009 at 5:50pm - fmlAllStar7274

YDI it's not nice to throw anything at anyone.
FHL not yours.
Why are you being so mean?
Your probably just a kid.

#78 - 06/11/2009 at 5:50pm - slimjimjerky

Yah, throw a rock at a homeless guy- fantastic idea. YDI.

#79 - 06/11/2009 at 5:50pm - Ole_Stinker

#70 - #76 - 911 on a pay phone is free.

Not that it would matter, I don't see the cops believing a homeless man over someone else... if they even show up to take a report that is.

#80 - 06/11/2009 at 5:50pm - rukusrazor

die!

#81 - 06/11/2009 at 5:51pm - wallythedolly

*headdesk*

Seriously, I can't get over how many people have no idea of where the line is drawn between appropriate and inappropriate behavior. You thought it would be funny TO THROW ROCKS AT THE HOMELESS? I weep for the future.

#82 - 06/11/2009 at 5:51pm - freddie

AHAHAHAHA.
HOMELESS MAN WIN.

#83 - 06/11/2009 at 5:52pm - loserloser

Yeah...if you throw a rock at somebody this is funny, but if the muslims throw rocks as a penalty, that's barbaric, right? idiot.
please don't let this get you down and keep on trying to achieve the darwin award, which is a thanks to people who got themselves killed because they were so stupid and hereby removed their genes from the genetic pool.

#84 - 06/11/2009 at 5:52pm - testing

Don't throw rocks! That's mean. :(

#85 - 06/11/2009 at 5:53pm - GrapefruitZoe

You should have respect for other people you low life asshole. I hope your parents die of a horrible disease and you become homeless, then everyone would throw rocks at you, that would be so hilarious. Hope your death is harsh of cancer or swine flu. Curse the rrest of your stupid ass family too. Go "F" yourself, again, i wish the worst on your life you little fat ****.

#86 - 06/11/2009 at 5:53pm - anabananaxo97

lmao i love how this is worded, it makes it funnier xD

#87 - 06/11/2009 at 5:53pm - _HollieWould

Hopefully you've learned a lesson about treating people like people.


Next time try not to be such a complete asshole

#88 - 06/11/2009 at 5:54pm - schmer

I agree with the hobo...I think it's funny for him to chase you for 6 blocks with a knife too
Hell, I woulda done the same.
YOU JACKASS, DON'T THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE!

#89 - 06/11/2009 at 5:54pm - xHaniffax

You win! You show that homeless man who's boss!!!!

#90 - 06/11/2009 at 5:56pm - randomdude1234

It's bad enough the fella has no where to live without little gits like you throwing rocks at them, tbh i would have chased you till i stabbed you, YDI and tbh I'm ashamed the guy didn't get you, woulda taught you a lesson you worthless scumbag

#91 - 06/11/2009 at 5:59pm - 666midnight

you throw rocks at people, you get chased with knives.
pretty simple.
your deserved that one.

#92 - 06/11/2009 at 6:00pm - roflitsemma

Ur a fool for doing that

#93 - 06/11/2009 at 6:00pm - dummy12

thats why you don't throw rocks at people! i hope you learned your lesson

#94 - 06/11/2009 at 6:01pm - luvtigers22

You're a huge asshole. Too bad he didn't catch you.

#95 - 06/11/2009 at 6:01pm - fuckthiscity

haha dumb shit

#96 - 06/11/2009 at 6:02pm - fudgerz

The only type of person I can think of who would think that throwing a rock at a homeless guy is funny is a rich, preppy twelve year old bitchy girl. That's what you must be. This isn't an FML this is called justice, asshole.

59 - you sir are a cunt. You "hobophobia" disgusts me. Most all homeless folks wouldn't hurt a fly unless provoked (OP: exhibit one). Also, you calling the guy a douche is totall insensitive. Your run-of-the-mill hobo has a horrid life, and you know how when you're having a bad day, how one small annoyance can send u over the edge? The op's rock did just that. Heck even if I was having a great day, if I got hit with a rock while sleepin and I had a knife around, i'd sure as hell stab the sh*t

#97 - 06/11/2009 at 6:02pm - fullcarbon54

#70: 911 is free on payphones. Dumb.

#98 - 06/11/2009 at 6:02pm - Aniland

please don't reproduce.

#99 - 06/11/2009 at 6:03pm - jarofarts

haha dumb shit..

#100 - 06/11/2009 at 6:03pm - fudgerz

You really REALLY deserved that.

#101 - 06/11/2009 at 6:03pm - Overlord57

Wow, you suck at life. How old are you, 12?

#102 - 06/11/2009 at 6:04pm - twindaddy

Well that's not funny at all. But seriesly ur a fucking idiot

#103 - 06/11/2009 at 6:04pm - master565

dumbass....
he's already homeless, why make his life more miserable.
YDI 100%

#104 - 06/11/2009 at 6:05pm - omgitsseejay

You're an asshole

#105 - 06/11/2009 at 6:05pm - rocker8877

ydi for fucking with a homeless guy. bet you felt like a big man running away fearing for your life. asshole. too bad he didn't actually catch up to you and throttle the life out of you. piece of shit. i hope you lose your job and home so that one day when YOU'RE homeless some fuck can go throw a rock at you someday. but then it would be the icing on the cake if while you were chasing HIM with a knife, you got hit by a truck and died slowly and painfully from massive internal injuries. have a nice day! = )


(BTW, Really, # 10? are homeless people REALLY like hobos? how the fuck did nobody else fucking know that? gl in the special olympics this year!!!)

#106 - 06/11/2009 at 6:06pm - The_Master

Haha 61.
@OP - wtf is your problem?

#107 - 06/11/2009 at 6:06pm - Arinwyn

84 i love you!

OP you're a dick and i hope that your parents lose their jobs and invested with Maddoff (sp) and you end up homeless sleeping on a bench. Then some punkass will come throw rocks at you and break your dirty sob self-centered face!

#110 - 06/11/2009 at 6:07pm - newbieattech

Prick.

#111 - 06/11/2009 at 6:07pm - paperfox

You ass this isn't a fml this is a you got proper justice for what u did.

59 - you cunt you...

#112 - 06/11/2009 at 6:07pm - fullcarbon54

Ur lucky he didn't have a gun

#113 - 06/11/2009 at 6:08pm - Guyoverhere

I'm proud at the homeless man.

#114 - 06/11/2009 at 6:08pm - Aniland

Lmaooooo. I Could Picture That.
Hilarious

#115 - 06/11/2009 at 6:08pm - Jae218

your a dick head it kinda makes me sad that he didn't catch you

#116 - 06/11/2009 at 6:08pm - s_a1093

Well, you're a smart one!

#117 - 06/11/2009 at 6:09pm - infest0125

Thought he was some little meek guy you could fuck with, didn't you? Homeless are like feral humans--don't mess with them.

#118 - 06/11/2009 at 6:09pm - aback

I think it's funny that he chased you for six blocks. I think it would have been funnier if he had caught you.

#119 - 06/11/2009 at 6:09pm - thugbert

that's cruel to do, both of you.

#120 - 06/11/2009 at 6:09pm - imlaughingatyou

Crap! Double post! Gotta hate em!

#121 - 06/11/2009 at 6:11pm - fullcarbon54

he, the hobo, was right.

#122 - 06/11/2009 at 6:11pm - gradesnotthatbad

84 i love you!

OP: You, sir, are a dickwad. I hope that your parents lose their jobs and invested all of their savings with Maddoff (sp) and you are left homeless and without a future. Then we'll all find you and throw rocks at you and hopefully break your dirty, stuck up, sob face

#123 - 06/11/2009 at 6:12pm - newbieattech

Wow.
Way to be a douche.

#124 - 06/11/2009 at 6:12pm - TheSickness

Too bad he didn't catch you.

#125 - 06/11/2009 at 6:16pm - HailSatan

I agree with number six

#126 - 06/11/2009 at 6:17pm - JPTITANX

Why is everyone like 'proof or it didn't happen.' How would you prove this? While I'm running for my life I'll just take a pic of this guy trying to kill me?!
But OP, let's throw rocks at you and see how much you like it...

#127 - 06/11/2009 at 6:17pm - boog

omg 112 they said they were joking.
are u retarted?!!

#128 - 06/11/2009 at 6:17pm - ohhboyy

You should throw rocks at whores, not bums.

#129 - 06/11/2009 at 6:17pm - anabolicmofo

Your a douche. Way to be.

#130 - 06/11/2009 at 6:17pm - NoNoNoFML

wth, dude, that's increadibly dick-ish

#131 - 06/11/2009 at 6:18pm - clutzie17

Wow i am with the homeless guy completely. I hope u got ur asshole torn up

#132 - 06/11/2009 at 6:20pm - purpl3drank99

Unfortunately, he didn't stab you :-(

If only he were a little faster...

#133 - 06/11/2009 at 6:21pm - Syn

holy shit that is funny.....i would do that just for the rush of it HEHE

#134 - 06/11/2009 at 6:21pm - donag111

What an ass.

#135 - 06/11/2009 at 6:23pm - uSound

And I thought it would be funny to say "yes" to this while moderating FMLs so you'd get this kind of feedback.

YDI.

#136 - 06/11/2009 at 6:23pm - srpkinja31

YDI
and #78 your a terrible person even though i hate to say it it made me laugh

#137 - 06/11/2009 at 6:23pm - trackstar17

Revenge at its best

#138 - 06/11/2009 at 6:24pm - carlos177567

fmlallstar, you dont have a chain gun. shut the fuck up. ur not shhoting any1 with a chain gun, unless you're playing halo. so shut your mouth, because, no, you dont have a chain gun. i do agree that the OP needs some harsh punishment though.

#139 - 06/11/2009 at 6:26pm - The_Master

What were you thinking?! Both in throwing the rock, and thinking this qualifies as a fml!
Let's hope next time you do this, the victim's a little faster. :|

#140 - 06/11/2009 at 6:27pm - FMLeah

why would that "be funny" ?

#141 - 06/11/2009 at 6:28pm - peanut_dog

Good for him

#142 - 06/11/2009 at 6:29pm - itsnikk10

You're a bitch. Why would you harm someone less fortunate than you just because you think you can?

YDI.

#143 - 06/11/2009 at 6:29pm - mehwhateverr

You kinda deserved that one.. alot.

#144 - 06/11/2009 at 6:31pm - imhawaiian

What the f*ck is wrong with you? What makes it okay to throw a rock at someone? Because they're homeless? What, you on your way to the children's hospital next?

#145 - 06/11/2009 at 6:31pm - crybaby220

you're a fucking idiot who def. deserved it.

#146 - 06/11/2009 at 6:32pm - whoaa_nellie

You're lucky this is an anonymous website fuck bag.

#148 - 06/11/2009 at 6:32pm - FuzzyWalnuts

you are such a horrible person! its bad enough that he has nowhere to live! then you throw rocks at him?! what kind of terrible person are you!

#149 - 06/11/2009 at 6:32pm - xmelissaaax0x

needless to say you're a tool

#150 - 06/11/2009 at 6:33pm - roundnproud

You see? That's why we don't throw rocks at people.

#151 - 06/11/2009 at 6:33pm - bob123456

You are a goose. I wish he'd stabbed you.

#152 - 06/11/2009 at 6:34pm - edblax

WTF, YDI.

#153 - 06/11/2009 at 6:35pm - riotgrrl

dont you think a homeless man has it hard enough?!
you are an absolute douche

#154 - 06/11/2009 at 6:36pm - bi1316

See what happens when you act like an ass? I'm glad he didn't stab you, but you'd do well to remember that he could have next time you decide to throw a rock at someone.

#155 - 06/11/2009 at 6:37pm - ChaosChild

dumbass

#156 - 06/11/2009 at 6:37pm - xxmollyxx

I agree with #8
and yea wtf..do you have nothing better to do? That's horrible. Ppl like u r disgusting

#157 - 06/11/2009 at 6:41pm - citruschick

Your lucky be didn't turn into he hulk and crush you. You piece of shit

#158 - 06/11/2009 at 6:41pm - davdude12

ah. you have a sick mind. throwing rocks is a no no dumb butt.

fmylife for not being able to witness that scene.

watch him have a bunch of homeless friends with knives and now they're all going to be after you. i'd stay away from that part of town.

#160 - 06/11/2009 at 6:45pm - food_can_fix_it

You deserve it for being an ass hole.

#161 - 06/11/2009 at 6:45pm - staceybby

homeless or not you shouldn't throw rocks at anyone.
YDI dumbass.

#162 - 06/11/2009 at 6:45pm - loverslanex3

It would've made a better FML if he beat you with a live swan.

#163 - 06/11/2009 at 6:45pm - bishoprsv2

you asshole.

#164 - 06/11/2009 at 6:46pm - Bryan_Z

Why the fuck would you throw a rock at someone, homeless or not? Too bad he didn't get you.

#165 - 06/11/2009 at 6:47pm - Atropos

He was right.

#166 - 06/11/2009 at 6:48pm - Edmund_Dantes

I'm pretty sure others have already made this clear, but
YOU'RE AN ASSWIPE, ydi.

#167 - 06/11/2009 at 6:49pm - justxmyxluck

The guy's got it bad already and you throw a rock at him? Way to be a douche.

#168 - 06/11/2009 at 6:49pm - ffpoisongirl

wtf is wrong wit u? y would u throw a rock at a homeless man? did he evr do anything 2 u?
u did deserve that ur an ass
and #159 u wer pretty harsh

#169 - 06/11/2009 at 6:49pm - MeLiSsa321123

LOL this is hilarious I think that this is not a YDI but an FyL. I mean really homelesspeople are life failures that just feed off us normal people. If he was chasing me with a knife I wowld of taken out my gun and shot that fucker in the legs. I have no sympathy for homeless and it their faults that their on the streets not anyone elses. It's their fault that their obsessive use of alcohol an drugs put them in their position so I think the OP has some balls and if I knew you I would buy you dinner I hope that you read this and find him and eat food infront of him to piss him off( that's what I do some times it's fun you should all try it.. I also flaunt on how much $$$ I have in his face just to see them cry)..... I am 15 and have learned that homeless peeps should just go away they just stink up the towns and they are all bad people. I hope I have enlightened you all about how homeless people aren't people. Have a great day and again the OP has some balls

#170 - 06/11/2009 at 6:49pm - mike2012

how has this NOT recieved enough 'thumbs-down' clicks yet? and, dude, really? how much money could you possibly have? you're 15. and on that same track, you don't own a gun...you're 15. shut your mouth and leave the homeless alone. as if they don't have it bad enough already. people like you aren't really people, if you lack the basics like compassion. and it's easy for you to say that every homeless person is at fault for their own misfortune, because you have no idea what it is to be unfortunate. you live a nice, sheltered life with mommy and daddy giving you everything you need. id love to see you try and make it on your own on the streets for a WEEK. you'd be back on mommy and daddy's doorstep within the first night crying your eyes out. hopefully, you aren't so far gone that you cant get back to some level of humanity, and you'll grow up to be an actual person, not some little scumbag creep.

#730 - 06/18/2009 at 1:24pm - _THE_MASTER_

You're fifteen years old, yet you complain about homeless people sucking up money from working people, and you don't even know why they're homeless. For all you know, they could have gotten cancer and spent all their money on treatment, and couldn't work due to being in the hospital, and their house/apartment was taken. And on top of that, you most likely have no job, and if you do, it's almost certainly not enough to support yourself alone. When you have a job, and have purchased housing for yourself, you may sound slightly less like an asshole. Slightly.

#739 - 06/21/2009 at 7:47pm - Rhien

Dude, you're a loser who doesn't have morals or empathy for others who are less fortunate. Wtf are you talking about when you say they're leeching off working people? Aren't you also technically leeching off working people since you're 15? You get your pocket money from your parents. So why don't you go out on the streets, lay down on some bits of old newspaper for the rest of your life and wait for people like you who flaunt the fact that they're more fortunate than most? Then you can go up to them and beg for money and watch them humiliate you for the rest of your sad life.

Go on, it'll be better for the whole world (:

#763 - 07/20/2009 at 5:31am - PschedelicWan

I'm really at a loss for words at your comment. I don't know where to begin with you. You are the most insensitive fuckface I've ever seen. Most homeless are mentally disabled, or have had a really horrible stroke of luck, like their house burning down, possessions and all. If the world were fair, you'd end up homeless, and experience how it feels to be starving on the streets while fucking idiots like you maintain that same attitude. I hope a homeless guy attacks you, robs you of everything you own, and then fucks you in the ass. You're a worthless piece of shit.

Next time, try committing suicide before you show the world what a brainless idiot you are.

#783 - 08/29/2009 at 7:41pm - gummibehrs

Republican eh?

Just kidding. That's just a cruel stereotype, and being a liberal I couldn't resist. I'm sure that throwing things at homeless people is not actually a partisan issue.

#831 - 01/27/2010 at 7:38pm - tb15

sorry 184# I missed the edititng deadline but I now realize that I just copied you rcomment. By the Time I saw it I had missed the editing deadline

#832 - 01/27/2010 at 7:41pm - tb15

You dickfuck! Don't throw god damn rocks at homeless people. I hope he fucks you right in the ass if he catches you!

#171 - 06/11/2009 at 6:49pm - DarMARINEren

Having been on the street (not for very long, but a life-altering experience nonetheless), SHAME ON YOU! You are the worst kind of person, targeting someone who is different then you and whom you thought couldn't defend themselves. This is the kind of thing you expect from little kids. Grow up. Get some morals. And maybe show a little respect for people who have it harder then you do.

#172 - 06/11/2009 at 6:50pm - Brooklynxman

wow.....ydi.....why would you throw a rock at someone??? ur lucky he didnt kill you.

#173 - 06/11/2009 at 6:50pm - summer66

your a fucking asshole, I wish he got you.

#174 - 06/11/2009 at 6:51pm - angrymole

I really wish that guy had caught you cause YDI big time asshole

#175 - 06/11/2009 at 6:52pm - Nightfallz

Your sense of humor= FAIL.

YDI x10.

=/

#176 - 06/11/2009 at 6:52pm - jSOPURE

#169...I really hope you're just trying to to piss people off. If not, I question the parental guidance you have received.

OP come on. who throws rocks at homeless people? as a joke?

#177 - 06/11/2009 at 6:52pm - thatcatholicgirl

I don't believe you.Just the fact that you think of crap like that makes you an ASS!

#178 - 06/11/2009 at 6:53pm - riketbal

The homeless man was right. It probably was funny.

#179 - 06/11/2009 at 6:53pm - sjx

I shall join everyone here by noting how amazingly stupid you are for throwing the rock, but also for thinking that you are somehow the victim here; idiot

#180 - 06/11/2009 at 6:54pm - drax_xander

Not gonna lie man dick move

#181 - 06/11/2009 at 6:55pm - Carnivaldead

You are a horrible, HORRIBLE person! You totally utterly and completely deserved every bit of that. Karma will bite your douchebag ass. Just wait, you'll end up homeless one day. And then some asshole kid juuust like you will come along and throw rocks at you.
Assface!!!!!

#182 - 06/11/2009 at 6:56pm - mylifeisfuckedd

Okay so it's kind of annoying when people throw rocks at geese cause they think it's funny.

It's something else entirely when someone throws rocks at homeless people cause they think it's funny. Homeless people are people too.

What the hell were you thinking?! Asshole...I wish that guy caught you.

#183 - 06/11/2009 at 6:56pm - PureGold

In the words of proud_liberal: You must be a rupublican.
JOKING (I have a feeling I may be reprimanded for this)

Anyways, like most of the posters before me said: OMG you're horrible. If I ever met you I would throw acid in your face.

#184 - 06/11/2009 at 6:58pm - jeri2011

Interesting, rock beats scissors but homeless dude with knife beats idiot who threw rock

#185 - 06/11/2009 at 6:58pm - F_Y_Comments

dumbass

#186 - 06/11/2009 at 6:59pm - wildchild5010

Come on man. Really? Homeless people have lost everything. Friends, family, their home, their possessions. Your a douche. I'm sure he'd love getting a rock thrown at him. How retarded are you? I wish he'd caught you, cut out your intestines, stuck them up your pussy, out your mouth, and then strangled you with them.

And lmfao 185 xD

#187 - 06/11/2009 at 7:00pm - deathburger13

i agree with everyone else. its not funny at all to do that! what if that was you? you should feel respect homeless people, not throw things at them! im not at all surprised he chased you. YDI big timeeeee.

#188 - 06/11/2009 at 7:00pm - ily2_1833

sorry i meant #170

#189 - 06/11/2009 at 7:01pm - thatcatholicgirl

You know what really depresses me? The fact that in the next election, #171's vote will cancel out mine.

#190 - 06/11/2009 at 7:01pm - DrSloper

i'm gonna go with "you're an absolute idiot"

#191 - 06/11/2009 at 7:01pm - megelin

I meant F_Y_comments

#192 - 06/11/2009 at 7:02pm - deathburger13

ya dude.. dick move

#193 - 06/11/2009 at 7:05pm - darklord2k

You deserve that one, asshole.

#194 - 06/11/2009 at 7:06pm - Kristoffer

JAJA THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!! but YDI

#195 - 06/11/2009 at 7:07pm - 1bored

LOL

#196 - 06/11/2009 at 7:07pm - mas19

Well would he of done it if you didn't throw it?

#197 - 06/11/2009 at 7:07pm - 24788

Don't act like he's the aggressive, thoughtless bastard here. YDI.

#198 - 06/11/2009 at 7:07pm - vent

Hahahaha duh ydi for doing something so inhumane asshole

#199 - 06/11/2009 at 7:07pm - KiddNYC10

I'm glad you thought it was funny, cause so do I.

#200 - 06/11/2009 at 7:08pm - Nemephosis

Guess who was right? YDI

#201 - 06/11/2009 at 7:08pm - FoundManyLemons

YDI

I almost wish he caught your shit ass and hurt you.

#202 - 06/11/2009 at 7:08pm - BeyondImage

Wow you're a jerk

#203 - 06/11/2009 at 7:09pm - UWBeautyQueen12

# 170, you're as big a douche as the OP. and, you're another one who i rly hope you're family goes broke and has to live on the streets so ppl can say you deserve to be homeless. also, you're 15. pokemon cards are not = to money. and i hope your life is short i rly hope one of those homeless people who you ' flaunt your $$$ to" captures, robs, and sodomizes you. repeatedly. with a knife tied to the end of a broom handle. that goes for the OP as well.

( for even more amazing commentary, check out comment # 107)

#204 - 06/11/2009 at 7:09pm - The_Master

Karmas a bitch

#205 - 06/11/2009 at 7:10pm - thefuckingmaggot

Whoops, I meant 170.

#206 - 06/11/2009 at 7:10pm - DrSloper

YDI big time. asshole

#207 - 06/11/2009 at 7:10pm - misssweetie

#170. remind me to find you and shoot you in the legs when your parents stop supporting you and you're too mentally retarded to survive on your own :) LUL INFINITE WISDOM OF A 15 YR OLD LEIK THX.

and also that's a shitty thing to do - not only because he's homeless but because he is a HUMAN BEING.

#208 - 06/11/2009 at 7:10pm - terimaa

This calls for suicide!! Kill yourself, seriously. Why the fuck would you throw a rock at a human being? That's terrible for animals too, seriously I hope you die.

#209 - 06/11/2009 at 7:11pm - BulldogQB4

# 171 you're fuckin heartless and ur filled with so much hate for a little boy... 15 years old.. Come on be happy while u still have youth instead of judging ppl

#210 - 06/11/2009 at 7:12pm - KiddNYC10

Why the fuck would you throw a rock at someone? I wish he would've caught you.

#211 - 06/11/2009 at 7:12pm - Shotta

asshole.

#212 - 06/11/2009 at 7:12pm - abbles56

you honestly deserved that.
people like you make me sick. ;|

#213 - 06/11/2009 at 7:12pm - OMIGODNOWAI

Wow, you are a moron, he should have caught you and stabbed you, you are just an asshole YDI for sure

#214 - 06/11/2009 at 7:12pm - 07_MKV

You're a jerk for throwing rocks at homeless people. Faggot

#215 - 06/11/2009 at 7:13pm - IceCream53423

That's terrible! BIGGEST YDI EVERRR

#216 - 06/11/2009 at 7:13pm - lilactress717

Terimaa well said... You're awesome

#217 - 06/11/2009 at 7:14pm - KiddNYC10

o n 213 u officially have the best tag i've ever seen. WTG!!!(not sarcasm...absolutely serious. )

#218 - 06/11/2009 at 7:14pm - The_Master

Haha lol ydi

#219 - 06/11/2009 at 7:17pm - spikesomthin

If only he'd caught up to you :/

#220 - 06/11/2009 at 7:17pm - xxbb

#11 Many homeless people are actually people and don't deserve to have rocks thrown at them.

Oh, and YDI, you creep!

#221 - 06/11/2009 at 7:17pm - ptmcg

#170: You're an ignorant fucktard. 15? Pfft. Learn to shut the hell up while you're behind, kid. And learn some damn manners.

OP: YDI. Why would you throw a rock at anyone? What are you, five? Loser.
I hope he catches you next time.

#222 - 06/11/2009 at 7:17pm - Nonmi

All "glass houses" jokes aside, you're a total asshole.

#223 - 06/11/2009 at 7:19pm - Inoku

youre sort of an asshole.. how rude. ydi

#224 - 06/11/2009 at 7:19pm - dreamsmean

Not cool , FYL if he had stabbed you , but YDI

#225 - 06/11/2009 at 7:20pm - Flight45

how the heck is it funny to "throw a small rock" at anyone? dumb. I'm sure he thought it would be funny to instead of throwing a rock back as expected, but to surprise you by throwing a knife back. yeah, YDI.

#226 - 06/11/2009 at 7:21pm - curryndricegirll

You're a fucking moron.

#227 - 06/11/2009 at 7:21pm - mj2123

Fuck you for throwing rocks at him, he shoulda chased you for 7 blocks.

#228 - 06/11/2009 at 7:22pm - sety

#171, no one cares if the homeless guy deserved to be out on the street. He definitely didn't deserve to have rocks thrown at him.

#229 - 06/11/2009 at 7:23pm - curryndricegirll

hahahahahahaha, maybe you DID deserve to be chased by a knife... that's an awful thing to do.

#230 - 06/11/2009 at 7:24pm - lisaxkaitlin

I think this is the biggest YDI ever.

#231 - 06/11/2009 at 7:24pm - JonReb

"Nothin' beats
the hobo life,
stabin' folks
with my hobo kniiiiiiife.

I gouge their--"
"Okay, that's enough"

#232 - 06/11/2009 at 7:24pm - dnb23

Your such an ass and very immature. However, being chased by a crazy man with a knife was kinda uncalled for.

#233 - 06/11/2009 at 7:26pm - Limeade81

Are you KIDDING me? What planet did you grow up on where it's okay just to throw rocks at people? Too bad he didn't catch you.

#234 - 06/11/2009 at 7:26pm - esseyeeyeell

#233: Excellent recall. My wife and I can't stop laughing.

OP: You deserve it. You, in fact, deserve to be caught. Don't throw rocks.

#235 - 06/11/2009 at 7:28pm - Gendou

dont piss off the homeless, asswipe

#236 - 06/11/2009 at 7:29pm - chunkofchange

they should be used to running away, it's a real shame he didn't catch you and stab you

#237 - 06/11/2009 at 7:30pm - goldberg2046

Asshole

#238 - 06/11/2009 at 7:30pm - alugia

You're a Jackass. The guy's life isn't shitty enough already, you had to go throw a rock at him? You should've been cut, seriously.

#239 - 06/11/2009 at 7:31pm - kendallsama

170 - i can't even begin to explain what an insensitive FUCK TARD you are. if i ever met you i would tell every girl i knew that you had crabs and the clap so your 15 year old bitch ass would never get laid. you are a morally bankrupt spoiled bastard. not all homeless people have drug or alcohol problems and NONE of them have ever wanted to be in that situation. shit happens. and i can guarantee that YOU are a worse person than 99 percent of the homeless people out there. you must have no heart to sit in front of these poor men and women eating and 'watching them cry'. i seriously hope nothing in life ever goes well for it. you don't deserve anything except to get some sense beat into you by the same homeless people who you belittle and torture. you are a PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. and you WILL get what's coming to you.

#240 - 06/11/2009 at 7:32pm - sarahdg

YDI. hey, if you're okay with throwing rocks at him, why did you run away when he chased you with a knife?

#241 - 06/11/2009 at 7:33pm - av232

Wow ur retarded

#242 - 06/11/2009 at 7:34pm - guitartech18

.

#243 - 06/11/2009 at 7:35pm - sarahdg

Yaa!! I saw gay men fighting with lung paytow bawsss

#244 - 06/11/2009 at 7:36pm - chere3249

Go back and do it again, If he stabs you he goes to jail, has a place to sleep, and 3 meals a day, and your punk ass will get it's just desserts. It's a win-win. The best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mama's ass.

#245 - 06/11/2009 at 7:37pm - 0neiros

Niiice sarahdg, you tell 'em

#246 - 06/11/2009 at 7:37pm - KiddNYC10

some people are so annoying, this is really funny.

#247 - 06/11/2009 at 7:37pm - mayhembaby

What if he didn't have a knife, what if he had a gun, and he shot you point blank.
You wouldn't think it was funny in the hospital with a gun-shoot wound would yah?

#248 - 06/11/2009 at 7:37pm - SergioFML

"I thought it would be funny"

YDI x a million

#249 - 06/11/2009 at 7:38pm - fortytwo

omg,
i'm literally lmao.

#250 - 06/11/2009 at 7:38pm - tana123

Wow, way to be an ass. Why don't you try being a little bit nicer to people, especially those obviously more unfortunate than you are? :\

#251 - 06/11/2009 at 7:38pm - CheshireAna

ur an ass
just leave the homeless alone
you soooo deserved that

#252 - 06/11/2009 at 7:39pm - itsgen

wow.
your a retard.
what did you think would happen? that he would think it was funny and laugh his ass off?

#253 - 06/11/2009 at 7:39pm - lil_miz_liz09

Haha owned! :P

#254 - 06/11/2009 at 7:39pm - ardel

What the fuck is wrong with you?! He's a human being! Just because he's sleeping on a park bench doesn't give you a right to be disrespectful like that. YDI, karma's a bitch.

#255 - 06/11/2009 at 7:40pm - Soitgoes74

fucking homeless mother fuckers. you should have sprayed water on him or something to piss him off.

#256 - 06/11/2009 at 7:40pm - XxphantomxX

lol sarahdg that was the best comment I've read all day. Seriously.

#257 - 06/11/2009 at 7:40pm - jeri2011

I agree with #240. #170 should fall off a god damn skyscraper. Karma will catch up with him.

Fucking 15 and you think you're smart enough to make that kind of judgement? That makes me so sick.

#258 - 06/11/2009 at 7:41pm - JonReb

What did Elmo teach you?
1) Dont do anything to someone that is a hobo.

2) Dont throw rocks.

God, we learnt this in kindergarden!

YDI.

#259 - 06/11/2009 at 7:41pm - elsieenchanted

Well, he was right. Don't throw rocks at people.

#260 - 06/11/2009 at 7:42pm - Lythiaren

The Hell is wrong with you?!

#261 - 06/11/2009 at 7:42pm - Turnip_Girl

WOW at all the comments here, I thought you guys were all joking saying he deserved it but after going through all of them I think its safe to say you were all being serious. The OP threw a SMALL rock at a homeless guy, I used to throw HANDFULS of small rocks at my friends while on the playground when i was small, those things dont even hurt at all and if you do get hurt by them then you should thank the person who threw it since they opened your damn eyes to see how pathetic and weak of a person you are.

It is funny how you are all saying "youre a horrible person OP i hope he caught you and stabbed you", i laugh at how fucked your guys logic is, you say throwing a rock at someone is bad but stabbing someone is ok? The real horrible ones in this case are all the people with fucked up comments. The OP made a mistake and was just playing a little joke (anybody who gets hurt by a small rock is just pathetic), IT IS NOT OK TO RETALIATE BY TRYING TO KILL HIM, all you people commenting are the scum of the earth.

#262 - 06/11/2009 at 7:53pm - dbgtboy

You are such a fucking dumbass. It's not that the rock would have hurt the homeless man, it's that the OP threw it to establish his supposed "superiority".

Try to open that simple little brain of yours and think a little next time instead of broadcasting your stupidity to the world.


And as for the OP, good job making a human being down on his luck feel even worse about himself. You think you're better than the homeless man? The fact that you would throw rocks at another human being because you think your social status sits above his just proves that you're no better than someone who skins animals for fur.

Why do you think he chased you with a knife? He probably gets that all the time from snobs in the area. Maybe not rock-throwing, but certainly dirty looks and people going out of their way to avoid him. He's a human being like you. How is he any different than a lost puppy or stray (without trying to compare him to an animal of course)?

It disappoints a lot of people here that the homeless man didn't catch you and run you through with his knife. Regardless, karma will probably do to you what the homeless man couldn't.

#782 - 08/29/2009 at 7:26pm - gummibehrs

You thought it would be funny to throw rocks at another human being who is obviously less fortunate than you? You suck.

#263 - 06/11/2009 at 7:56pm - meme90

#263, I would like to think you were smart, but you obviously are not.

You wouldn't throw a "small rock" at a stranger, would you? So why throw it at the homeless dude, who the OP obviously doesn't know?

Because OP is a condescending asshole, and obviously you are too.

If you do that to any stranger, you're just asking for it. If you're doing it to a hobo, you're really asking for it. Many homeless people are mentally ill (they can't support themselves and the government doesn't come through for them).

It's not about if the rock hurt him. Of course a pebble doesn't hurt. It really IS down to the basic things we learned as little kids "on the playground." Treat others as you would like to be treated.

#264 - 06/11/2009 at 7:59pm - uberkrissy

i agree with #264. YOUU DESERVE IT SOOOOOO MUCH.

#265 - 06/11/2009 at 8:00pm - well_this_sucks

i added an account just to tell you how funny this is. Idc if ur an asswhole or not just thought that ur life really is fucked ha

#266 - 06/11/2009 at 8:01pm - Sexiig0d

your an asshole trying to beat up on a homeless guy he should have stabbed you in the leg for throwin rocks at him YDI bitch

#267 - 06/11/2009 at 8:01pm - dgafprincess90

Serves you right.

#268 - 06/11/2009 at 8:02pm - stxchickshortie

wow. i'm having a bad day and got on fml to try and cheer up by laughing at all the stupid things on here...and now i'm just feeling more depressed. wow there are some awful people out there...

#269 - 06/11/2009 at 8:03pm - spartan_girl

If you had thrown a rock at me, the arm your threw it with would now be broken in three places. Remember, the homeless are people too.

#270 - 06/11/2009 at 8:03pm - AMMM

haha that homeless was prolly waiting with that knife for an excuse to stab someone, cause then he'd be in jail where he'd get free food and a free place to sleep for years lol

#271 - 06/11/2009 at 8:03pm - tko

262- yes but when you were little and threw rocks 1. you didn't know any better 2. you were playing around. you weren't throwing a rock at someone who is less fortunate and has no where to live. honestly their life is pretty bad enough they don't need assholes throwing a rock at them. like wtf is that how is that funny at all? oh hey homeless guy lets throw a rock at him hilarious??

really they don't hurt? what if you get hit in the eye i think it would hurt.
and hey who said he was trying to kill him just because you get stabbed doesn't mean you have to die. and besides say your sitting on a bench minding your own business and someone throws a rock at you, what will you do? your just going to sit there?

#272 - 06/11/2009 at 8:06pm - angel03260

Too bad he didn't catch you. =P

#273 - 06/11/2009 at 8:08pm - Bathory

You're a cruel horrible person what you did was uncalled for and so NOT funny! YDI

#274 - 06/11/2009 at 8:09pm - AmyBeth

Why would you ever do that to a person? You have issues.

#275 - 06/11/2009 at 8:09pm - Yashi_92

Wow. That's really pathetic. You deserved it. Idiot...

#276 - 06/11/2009 at 8:12pm - pippysthename00

That is so rude.

#277 - 06/11/2009 at 8:13pm - Punkin23

"hmm, this guy probably couldn't have a crappier life. Maybe he'll enjoy me hurling a rock at his head."

.... wtf is your problem?

#278 - 06/11/2009 at 8:14pm - reetah

Whats with all these bogus FMLs lately? Being an asshole and having it come back to bite you isn't a FML. Thats called karma.

#279 - 06/11/2009 at 8:17pm - RuralNinja

wow, if i were that guy i'd run after you with a machete. YDI fucking twat.

#280 - 06/11/2009 at 8:18pm - c3ns0r3dn4m3

lmao... ur an asshole... a funny asshole, but still an asshole

#281 - 06/11/2009 at 8:19pm - cali4niasurfer

You're a fucking asshole, and I wish that homeless guy would have caught you. Seriously.

#282 - 06/11/2009 at 8:20pm - Rewban

ydi but that it really funny

#283 - 06/11/2009 at 8:20pm - ocean3684

You're an asshole

#284 - 06/11/2009 at 8:21pm - vetmedmck

why did you think it was funny to throw a rock at another human being? I'd have chased you with a knife too.

#285 - 06/11/2009 at 8:25pm - hawkloverr

your a jerk and you totally deserved it. You think you have the right to throw rocks at people simply because they are less fortunate than you? You're a bastard.

#286 - 06/11/2009 at 8:26pm - vanaathiel

I have no sympathy for you

#287 - 06/11/2009 at 8:27pm - cheese1756

#170 some people might just loose there job or there home may have burned down, not all homeless people are drug and alcohol abusers. 170, you are about every swear I can think of in the English language, and also swears in other languages

#288 - 06/11/2009 at 8:30pm - cheese1756

Well, #171, you sure showed us! Obviously your supreme wisdom on homeless people at the age of fifteen far exceeds that of anyone here who believed the man to be a human being.

I agree with #209. You really are a moron, a moron who feels the need to state his age as if it made him so much smarter, but only discredits him further than his flawed and sadistic thinking already did.

#289 - 06/11/2009 at 8:31pm - crybaby220

I'm pretty amused by the people trying to come to the OP's defense, to be honest. So... You think it's alright to throw rocks at people? It doesn't really matter how big the rock is. It's a rock, that was thrown at a person for no reason other than that he happened to be less fortunate.

This YDI is just a case of karma being on the ball. With a magnifying glass and a sense of humor.

#290 - 06/11/2009 at 8:32pm - Lythiaren

@ 264 In your own words right there "treat people the way you would like to be treated", he threw a small pebble at someone and meant it as a joke, THAT IS NOT THE SAME AS WANTING TO KILL SOMEONE, was the OP wrong and stupid for doing that, yes he is, does he deserve to have his life threatened for it, absolutely not, if you think im an asshole and idiot for thinking like this then i pity you, if the homeless guy threw the rock back at him id say that would be a fair punishment but chasing him with a knife for 6 blocks is insane.

@ 271, I would never run at somebody with a knife for such a stupid reason, if someone threw a pebble at me i wouldnt even do anything in return other than give them a "wtf was that" expression, its a pebble for crying out loud, and people do die from getting stabbed btw and considering he was chased 6 blocks im pretty sure the homeless guy was going for his life, there was definitely something wrong with the guy.

#291 - 06/11/2009 at 8:33pm - dbgtboy

What a dickfuck.

#292 - 06/11/2009 at 8:33pm - fallacy

um so i would've chased you with a knife as well you doucher.. don't throw crap at ppl unless they did something to you.. YDI

#293 - 06/11/2009 at 8:34pm - cattoe7

how do you people not see that 170 is talking shit and trolling...
i mean how the hell can you people say IM trolling and then just take what this idiot says at face value. shit come on.

#294 - 06/11/2009 at 8:36pm - organisedchaos

@289, throwing rocks at strangers is obviously wrong, but trying to kill someone who threw the rock is crazy, and people defending the homeless guy and saying his reaction was fine really need to see a psychiatrist, im really worried about all these responses.

#295 - 06/11/2009 at 8:38pm - dbgtboy

"Today I was minding my own business, taking a peaceful nap on my bench. Then this dipshit comes and throws a "small rock" at me. I chased his ass down with a knife. He's lucky I didn't catch him and make him my bitch... FHL."

#296 - 06/11/2009 at 8:43pm - _itsmeeex1bitchz

Wow, you're a dick. You completely deserved it.

#297 - 06/11/2009 at 8:45pm - fckaduck

Lol he wasn't the only 1 who thought it was funny, I thought it was funny too. He probably just wanted to scare you, and even if he wasn't YDI...

#298 - 06/11/2009 at 8:47pm - Manny_B92

YDI. Didn't anyone ever tell you not to fuck with strangers?
Especially homeless people, most people are afraid of them, regardless if they really are violent or not.
"I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him."
I think it's funnier that he chased you with a knife.

#299 - 06/11/2009 at 8:48pm - FrankieTheNimrod

Y do u thnk the deserves ne sympathy at all?!?!? Rlly wtf is ring with u dnt throw stuff at homeless people for tht exact reason!

#300 - 06/11/2009 at 8:48pm - pikL3bOi

#296 - he threw a rock at a homeless person, completely uncalled for. He probably didn't just try to kill him for the rock, he probably had a lot of other things going on, like, um, being homeless. If you don't wnat to be killed, don't throw rocks at innocent people.

#301 - 06/11/2009 at 8:49pm - ellbtvsvm

You dumb shit.

#302 - 06/11/2009 at 8:49pm - brrrx

What exactly did you expect?

#303 - 06/11/2009 at 8:52pm - fxdxhk90

265- i love you. :)

as for the op- you are a complete douche nozzle. what type of ass fuck thinks that throwing rocks at the less fotunate is funny? doesnt matter if it hurt him or not, you dont throw rocks at people! damn.

i hope that someday in the near future you end up sleeping on a park bench, homeless, because you wasted time degrading the less fortunate instead of looking for a job.

have a terrible life. :)

#304 - 06/11/2009 at 8:52pm - veronicaaa

you completely deserved it for making games out of other people's misery. You're lucky he didnt stab you.

#305 - 06/11/2009 at 8:54pm - mandapanda93

WOW. Way to go, Jackass. YDI.

#306 - 06/11/2009 at 8:57pm - magic_raisinets

Ydi, asshole. If this is real, I hope he stabbed you.

#307 - 06/11/2009 at 8:57pm - beachbabie

YOU ARE FUCKING IDIOT.

You know homeless people are people too, There just that example of overspending money like you own Microsoft.

Too bad you DIDN'T die.

#308 - 06/11/2009 at 8:57pm - GloomySkyz

Hope he stabbed you and you submitted this while severely hemorrhaging =)

#309 - 06/11/2009 at 8:59pm - nananna915

how is this a "fuck YOUR life"??
effing immature idiot, should have left the poor guy alone.

#310 - 06/11/2009 at 9:05pm - headcreeps

More like, f the hobo's life.
I mean, he is homeless, struggles to sleep, sparse food, and now he has to deal with someone who appears to love teasing somebody else.
YDI.
I won't stab you with a knife, but chasing you with it would be fun.
lol

#311 - 06/11/2009 at 9:07pm - bosco_kk

I would have done the same thing. Hobos are good targets.

#312 - 06/11/2009 at 9:08pm - pisser27

.... you guys are all yelling at "170" but it was really "171"... good job

#313 - 06/11/2009 at 9:11pm - ml35

290- it doesn't say pebble it says small rock. who knows what the op considers small. but thats besides the point in what way is it okay to throw anything at another human being??
i would to chase after the guy. but really 6 blocks? you don't think the op is embellishing? i don't know where your from but 6 blocks is pretty far over here, why would you keep running why not just go inside somewhere.

#314 - 06/11/2009 at 9:14pm - angel03260

no. YOU did a good job. #170 is the kid who hates homeless people, #171 wasn't.

#315 - 06/11/2009 at 9:16pm - av232

OP, you and #10 share the title for Biggest Dumbass Ever.

#316 - 06/11/2009 at 9:18pm - jewjewbee

I love how it's a "small rock", as if that makes it OK.

#317 - 06/11/2009 at 9:18pm - godyourethick

170- honestly, grow up you've probably never even held a gun so to say that you would take out a gun and shoot someone is a lie. its not that easy to look at another person and take their life like that. your and ignorant little kid, its not always their fault they are homeless have your ever heard of people losing their jobs then being unable to pay their bills?
oh and by the way you contradict yourself, you say homeless people aren't people but you refer to them as people several times.
grow the fuck up and get some compassion.

#318 - 06/11/2009 at 9:19pm - angel03260

Oh, and 170.

#319 - 06/11/2009 at 9:20pm - jewjewbee

HAHAHAHA the homeless guy TOTALLY DESERVED IT!!! what an assclown

#321 - 06/11/2009 at 9:21pm - ml35

The homeless guy and I think alike.

#322 - 06/11/2009 at 9:21pm - EpicNguyen

I don't even know where to begin. Seriously, WTF?

#323 - 06/11/2009 at 9:22pm - Six_and_the_Moon

Bastard

#324 - 06/11/2009 at 9:22pm - fozzybearrox

Lol idiot ydi

#325 - 06/11/2009 at 9:22pm - viper144

I wonder who had the last laugh.

#326 - 06/11/2009 at 9:23pm - thelonelylurker

YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI YDI

no one deserves to have a rock thrown at him/her for no apparent reason.

#327 - 06/11/2009 at 9:24pm - k_cool

Why would you throw a rock at someone who isn't doing anything, isn't bothering you. That poor man. Too bad he didn't catch you and gut you with it. That would have been a good and well deserved FML

#328 - 06/11/2009 at 9:25pm - kateisbored

You should be happy he didn't run faster and kill your stupid, sorry ass.

#329 - 06/11/2009 at 9:25pm - Vilen1025

That's terrible. Why would you ever want to throw rocks at someone? You deserved that one.

#330 - 06/11/2009 at 9:27pm - puhffft

He should have caught you and cut you. Asshole...

#331 - 06/11/2009 at 9:28pm - jdot01

Piss off! You effin retard
Would you like it if you had no home and someone threw a rock at you cuz it's "funny"
I hope he caught up and cut you with his knife...

#332 - 06/11/2009 at 9:29pm - _FYL_

I wish he had killed you.

#333 - 06/11/2009 at 9:29pm - fegd

i really hope 170 is a troll. if he is, i also hope he learns soon that trolling is the product of people without enough guts or force of personality to take out their bitterness on people in the real world. if he isn't, i'm going to have something to amuse me for the next ten years every time i remember him and how his life must be failing so hard.

265- the OP wasn't playing a game or having a joke or anything WITH the homeless man. without a means to establish a joke -- ie, without any personal relationship -- you don't do something like throw rocks at people. under these circumstances i think it's pretty safe to assume he was doing it out of spiteful behaviour, to assert personal dominance and to bully through a lack of respect.

the OP wouldn't have learned anything from having a rock thrown back at him. people like him are LOOKING for that kind of reaction, dontchaknow. they throw rocks because they want to provoke people. it's only once his shitty behaviour and lack of respect actually produces a reaction that has a detrimental effect on HIMSELF -- ie, being chased with a knife -- that he's likely to actually take some kind of lesson away from it. he was ALSO doing it because he thought he could get away with it, and people like that who abuse their power deserve to meet their downfall through the weaklings they abuse.

OP, when you pick on people smaller than you just because you think you can get away with it, you deserve to have them retaliate with as much force as humanly possible. if he'd managed to cut your balls off you could have been nominated for a darwin award. the type of person you are is what's wrong with humanity

#334 - 06/11/2009 at 9:30pm - harlehatschi

you're an asshole. you should've gotten stabbed.

#335 - 06/11/2009 at 9:33pm - ocd4bway

WTF you dnt throw stuff at hobos for tht exact reason!!!!!

#336 - 06/11/2009 at 9:33pm - pikL3bOi

Why the fuck would you do that?

#337 - 06/11/2009 at 9:34pm - kitties

jump off a cliff asshole

#338 - 06/11/2009 at 9:35pm - dancercuity922

you're an ass.

#339 - 06/11/2009 at 9:36pm - lololol111

While it would be funny to throw a rock at a hobo, still a dumb thing to do. They have nothing to lose

#340 - 06/11/2009 at 9:36pm - AdamGD

That waz a total unexpected fail,you owned the homless man but he pwned you but you super pwned him when you got away.LOLZ

#341 - 06/11/2009 at 9:37pm - tomberryboy

karmas a bitch

#342 - 06/11/2009 at 9:38pm - iluvu21396

karmas a bitch

#343 - 06/11/2009 at 9:38pm - iluvu21396

If this isn't fake, you're an ass who deserved it.

#344 - 06/11/2009 at 9:38pm - stormer

You. Are. A. Douchebag

#345 - 06/11/2009 at 9:41pm - therealist7131

Didnt u get the memo? Homeless people are ferocious... Lmao owned, but YDI

#346 - 06/11/2009 at 9:42pm - koala_king

FYL for all the comments ur getting. You'll be lucky of somebody doesn't kill u tonight

#347 - 06/11/2009 at 9:42pm - Drew_Peacock_

jerk

#348 - 06/11/2009 at 9:43pm - nichole_wood

Dont fuck with homeless people they are all nuts

#349 - 06/11/2009 at 9:45pm - majormike

You thought it would be FUNNY?

#350 - 06/11/2009 at 9:45pm - Duckasaurus

the homeless are people too asshole. go put on your lame ass affliction and tapout clothes douchebag.

#351 - 06/11/2009 at 9:45pm - thebigone

OMFG #169 idk y every1says 170 u are a fuckin little fag u deserve to b put on the streets and harassed with rocks until I take out MYgun and shoot out YOUR motherfuckin legs and let u bleed to death u r a pathetic excuse for a person and u r the reason the world sux for homeless peeps...u dnt kno wat they've been thru it's more thn ull ever do for sure u had a frend who lost everythng who never even touched alchohol or especially drugs and it's not his fault so grow the fuck up and stop being a spoiled little bastard!

#352 - 06/11/2009 at 9:46pm - pikL3bOi

it's too bad he didn't catch you, you stupid asshole.

#353 - 06/11/2009 at 9:46pm - fmah_life

Would you throw a rock at your neighbor or your parents?? Just because the guy is homeless doesn't mean he isn't a person. Shame on you. I am not saying you deserved to be chased with a knife but he also didn't deserve some bored person throwing things at him because he doesn't have a home of his own.

#354 - 06/11/2009 at 9:47pm - Hermyoni

?????

#355 - 06/11/2009 at 9:48pm - worldfar

Yeah uh YDI for being an asshole

#356 - 06/11/2009 at 9:50pm - grlwitperlEring

you so obviously deserved that, but this is still the best FML I've read in a while. thank you.

#357 - 06/11/2009 at 9:57pm - examancer

...Change?

#358 - 06/11/2009 at 9:58pm - Drew_Peacock_

Today, I was sitting at the park waiting for my laundry to finish at the nearby laundry mat. I was wearing my filthy laundry clothes and feeling distraught over the fact my wife just left me. Some ass thought I was homeless and threw I rock at me. I had nothing better to do than to chase him with a knife for six blocks. FML.

#359 - 06/11/2009 at 10:01pm - examancer

What thought process is this? "Oh. There's a guy sleeping on a bench. I think I should throw things at him." And then when he chases you, you say FML. stfu

#360 - 06/11/2009 at 10:02pm - thermos26

you deserve it ... fool

#361 - 06/11/2009 at 10:04pm - 1234jnimawe

You've got some seriously back Karma, coming your way! I hope its bites you in the ass!
You deserve it, and more, your a horrible human being.

#362 - 06/11/2009 at 10:05pm - imsleepingbeauty

oh, yea, throwing rocks at people is hilarious.... especially those who already have a miserable life.

#363 - 06/11/2009 at 10:06pm - funkymunkey00

Homeless Vietnam vet w/knife: 1; Douchebag w/rock: 0

The only way that this is an FML for you is that he didn't put you out of your misery and slit your throat. DIAF.

#364 - 06/11/2009 at 10:06pm - FrostyNorth

you thought it would be funny to throw a rock at a homeless man? are you fucking kidding me??

anybody have any idea why this loser would think this is remotely okay enough to admit to in public?
i, for one, am at a loss.

#366 - 06/11/2009 at 10:09pm - magicalmysteryto

Ouch, you sound like an asshole... Maybe you don't deserve to be chased by someone with a KNIFE, but throwing a rock at someone is still considered "assault with a deadly weapon". If he'd gotten hit, he could have sued your ass, or gotten you arrested. Count your blessings and stop being an ass to other people.

#367 - 06/11/2009 at 10:09pm - kiwistrwbry08

You're a pretty awful person. Good job.

#368 - 06/11/2009 at 10:12pm - dips200

Why would you throw rocks?? You deserve that big time.

#369 - 06/11/2009 at 10:13pm - pandaface

Give that homeless man a medal.

#370 - 06/11/2009 at 10:14pm - cthulhu1138

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA omfg that's sooooooo funny! Ahahaha

#371 - 06/11/2009 at 10:15pm - HAHA_13

You want this person to die because he/she tossed a rock!? He/She deserved it, but I mean that's like if you bumped into someone's shoulder and they shot you in the face. That's like if a terminally ill kid made fun of your shoes, and you openly laughed at their sickness. That's like if I took one of your fries and you flipped my plate over at lunch. That's like.. I'm out of examples.

#372 - 06/11/2009 at 10:15pm - jaybrown

and no, i totally didn't "try and be respectful"... but at least i didn't throw anything.

#373 - 06/11/2009 at 10:18pm - magicalmysteryto

ydi. what, you think homeless people don't have feelings? don't be a douchebag and you won't have to write a fml.

#374 - 06/11/2009 at 10:20pm - trishaaa

you lil bastard -. -
and the homeless is such an idiot ... is it THAT hard to THROW a knife ? -. -

#375 - 06/11/2009 at 10:25pm - LesYeuxDeDario

Fuck the homeless guy, why has he got a knife in the first place if he wasnt up to no good.

Pulling a knife is an over reaction for throwing a pebble and obviously this guy is dangerous.

Sure the OP is an idiot right.. but what if someone else did something minor to the homeless guy and he ends up killing someone. My sis once got groped by a homeless guy so i generally dont trust any of them, however i do appreciate their circumstances.

Yesterday i was on the train to work from a function in the middle of the day an this homeless guy was harrassing a blind woman and playing around with her guide dog. I was like 'Mate, get out of here, dont touch the dog' and the lowlife harrassed me for like an hour and then fell asleep right next to me. LOL

But seriously if he touched me i would of smashed his face in. Had to live with that smell all day yuck.

#376 - 06/11/2009 at 10:25pm - Heelix

HA!! you deserved that!!

#377 - 06/11/2009 at 10:26pm - Audygirl27

YDI: eat a karma sandwich, smurfwad.

#378 - 06/11/2009 at 10:30pm - tenebrus

Mad props to the homeless dude, that is just hilarious.

#379 - 06/11/2009 at 10:30pm - underknown

wow ur a fucking asshole

#380 - 06/11/2009 at 10:30pm - GMAN92

Good job, genius.

#381 - 06/11/2009 at 10:33pm - GriefBacon

Dude if I was that homeless man I would have thrown that knife at you

#382 - 06/11/2009 at 10:33pm - nick333

Wow. He threw a small rock. Some of you people are acting like he threw a freaking chainsaw just so you can feel good about yourselves. Going on FML and harrasing some kid for throwing a rock at someone does not make up for all of your screw-ups. If you feel so stro
ngly on the concept, go get a rock and give it to a homeless man and tell him to hit you. Then you shall find inner peace you big bunch of crazies. Jeez.

#383 - 06/11/2009 at 10:37pm - tana123

uh..throwing a rock at ANYONE is not condoned, homeless or not -_-

#384 - 06/11/2009 at 10:40pm - saaarrj

hahaha looks me and the homeless guy have something in common. i thought that was funny too.

#385 - 06/11/2009 at 10:42pm - MeanCommenter88

Dude that's highlarious LOL I would so do that but it is also effin scary

#386 - 06/11/2009 at 10:43pm - Nicolez24

Ha. YDI. I mean, first of all, it's an ass thing to do, especially to someone who is sleeping on a bench.
Second, have you never heard of crazy homeless people?! They're not all nuts but some of them are serious drugged up nutters. They're homeless, what do they have to lose? If they stab you, they go to jail and get three square meals a day!
Be smarter.

#387 - 06/11/2009 at 10:44pm - cactus

Funniest FML ever :-D

#388 - 06/11/2009 at 10:45pm - kitteh

fyl. homeless people just fucking leech off of the other clesses, and it's their own damn fault that they are the way they are. you shoulda run him over with your car or something. :D

#389 - 06/11/2009 at 10:50pm - Leafhead

homeless people's lives are bad enough without jackasses throwing " little rocks" at them.

they are still people. would you like it if someone threw a "little rock" at you?

dont be an dickwad. with the economy the way it is, that may be you someday.

#390 - 06/11/2009 at 10:51pm - skittleface

the homeless dude is funnier than you.

#391 - 06/11/2009 at 10:51pm - VillanovaGoose

Deserved it, you jerk. Don't throw rocks at people. How smart are you, huh?

#392 - 06/11/2009 at 10:52pm - Freaky_Darlings

#391, don't be a dick. You can't assume that all homeless people chose to be that way, or that their homelessness is completely their fault. Some things are out of your control.
Even if you try to get a job, a lot of bussinesses aren't going to hire you if you're homeless and smelly. Hell, a lot of bussinesses won't even serve homeless people.

#393 - 06/11/2009 at 10:53pm - cactus

you sir are an ass hole.

#394 - 06/11/2009 at 10:54pm - hottytoddy

Wtf u stupid? U wouldn't throw a rock at anyone nevermind a homless person? YDI

#395 - 06/11/2009 at 10:56pm - aloha_sweetie

moral of the story: dont fuck with hobos

#396 - 06/11/2009 at 10:57pm - loveurlifeJK

Wow. Congratulations on being a truly awful person.

#397 - 06/11/2009 at 11:03pm - SpunkT

ur an asshole, and the poor homeless guy is a legend. wish he caught u though. grow up.

#398 - 06/11/2009 at 11:04pm - dcard

Dumbass

#399 - 06/11/2009 at 11:04pm - dorkasaur

Sorry must you must be a bloody moron.
Or somethin like that anyways...

#400 - 06/11/2009 at 11:06pm - Stragler

Sorry but must you must be a bloody moron.
Or somethin like that anyways...

Crikey.

#401 - 06/11/2009 at 11:06pm - Stragler

Ha, mike2012 the retard troll can't even draw ASCII tits right. What a fucking fail.

#402 - 06/11/2009 at 11:06pm - Lythiaren

U are a horible person not fyl fuck you!!!!

#403 - 06/11/2009 at 11:07pm - screead

yep, homeless people suck ass!!! :D

#404 - 06/11/2009 at 11:07pm - scateice

Throwing rocks at people is fine with you because...?

Because he's homeless?

Get a conscience.

#405 - 06/11/2009 at 11:07pm - ergo

best fml i've ever read... and i've read them all.

#406 - 06/11/2009 at 11:09pm - jujujuice

seriously that's what you get for being so arrogant and rude about the homeless. who would want something thrown at them when they're already down?

#407 - 06/11/2009 at 11:10pm - _prettyinpink

Hahaha, that is pretty funny, only cuz I pictured it in my head. But hey, you could've chosen not to throw a rock.
In the future, either make better choices, or run slower. ;)

#408 - 06/11/2009 at 11:12pm - CBAJKK

That isn't the best idea you know...

#409 - 06/11/2009 at 11:18pm - blackhak25

wut r u doing throwing rocks at homeless people? they have it bad enuff without people throwing things at them

#410 - 06/11/2009 at 11:20pm - sabbs

hahahahhahahaa
im sorry to all the people who cant see just how funny this is.... this just made my week. o god i cant stop laughing.

i was once robbed by homeless people so i totaly get why u did it.
next time throw something like a banana, yes he might be slightly annoyed... but only till he realises he can eat the banana. then u can laugh at him picking up food lol

#411 - 06/11/2009 at 11:21pm - uberledge

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that's what you get for abusing the homeless

#412 - 06/11/2009 at 11:21pm - Funky_xxmonkey

WHAT AN ASSSS!
funniest comment everr: wow, you may be THE BIGGEST dick in the entire world. Congratulations, not an easy feat.

#413 - 06/11/2009 at 11:23pm - hhaannnnaahh

How about we don't throw rocks at people. That would solve a lot of rock-related problems before they even started.

#414 - 06/11/2009 at 11:24pm - wbrycem

and i love that 99 percent of these people think youre a completely ass hole, ass hole. no offense or anything, afterall i'm just speaking my mind while trying to be respectful.

#415 - 06/11/2009 at 11:27pm - hhaannnnaahh

You are an idiot and deserved it!

#416 - 06/11/2009 at 11:29pm - jollyjam1

guys, it's #171 who said the terrible things, NOT #170!!! At least that's how it shows up on my computer! #170 was saying how awful it was for the OP to throw a rock at a homeless person!

#417 - 06/11/2009 at 11:31pm - ladidadi

YDI! Don't bring a rock to a knife fight!

#418 - 06/11/2009 at 11:36pm - EG_dod

well, that's what you get bitch.

#419 - 06/11/2009 at 11:39pm - newguy12

I would've chased you for 16 blocks.

#420 - 06/11/2009 at 11:39pm - 2Chances2Fail

LOL @ EG_od.

#421 - 06/11/2009 at 11:39pm - cactus

This is why you don't throw rocks at people...

#422 - 06/11/2009 at 11:39pm - jamesbombeelu

If i was in his position, i wouldn't have chased you with the knife. Instead, i'd have aimed at your head and thrown it really hard, hoping it would lodge itself in your moronic, pint-sized mosquito brain.

#423 - 06/11/2009 at 11:42pm - Amorbis

You're already on the 19th page of the "flop" section.

#424 - 06/11/2009 at 11:43pm - Rhien

ROFLMAO.........YDI that made my day...... Now I am laughing at you everytime I give a homeless man a dollar you shmuck.

#425 - 06/11/2009 at 11:45pm - miss_majesty

So this guy could have grown up with absolutley no money, been in a shelter, or had a horrible life.

And you are going to make it worse by throwing something (a fucking ROCK) at him?

Insulting him with words would have been horrible, but trying to hurt him?

I wish he would have stabbed you and gave you a medical bill of a ton of money.

#426 - 06/11/2009 at 11:45pm - elektrik

173 for me, mike2012, Shouldn't talk about how others fail or flaunt the money his parents gave him, since, after all, he most likely has no job or income at all. Homeless people may have mental issues, or be born in a poor family who couldn't afford college, and in todays economy jobs are hard to find with a college degree, let alone without one.

#427 - 06/11/2009 at 11:54pm - Rhien

I'm laughing so hard at this. Oh wow, a fucking rock? Seriously?

Common sense (let alone KINDNESS and basic human COMPASSION) must be so rare, it's a damn super power.

YDI. YDI. YDI. YDI. YDI. YDI.

#428 - 06/11/2009 at 11:55pm - CyclonePsycho

i hope you end up homeless

#429 - 06/11/2009 at 11:57pm - pushinglimits

and really #377??? why does he carry a knife????!!

you're such a jerk-off and obvi have no idea what it's like to be homeless

#430 - 06/11/2009 at 11:59pm - pushinglimits

@ 170 you better be joking. I hope you lose all your money and when you become homeless I will shit on rotton food and throw it in your excuse for a face. People like you make me sick.

@ O.P wow...just....wow LOL you dumbass

#431 - 06/11/2009 at 11:59pm - gtdoll

lmao I can't stop laughing... that hobo is my fucking hero.... minus the homelessness....that's a bitch

#432 - 06/12/2009 at 12:02am - nebjamin69

you sound like an asshole

#433 - 06/12/2009 at 12:02am - dbriski13

that's SUCH a terrible thing to do. Way to kick 'em when they're down. This actually ruined my day a little bit. It doesn't suck enough to be homeless! you have to have rocks thrown at you by idiots. Sucks that you got chased I guess... but he could totally post an FML about how he was trying to take a nap and some jerk with nothing better to do threw a rock at him.

#434 - 06/12/2009 at 12:05am - coffeebean

Hahahahaha you diserved that

#435 - 06/12/2009 at 12:05am - projectzro

Read up OP. Only 25% of homeless people use drugs, 35% are families, and 70% of all homeless people will be homeless for less than 2 years.

#436 - 06/12/2009 at 12:06am - cameraboirzu

Asshole. Who throws rocks at the unfortunate??

#437 - 06/12/2009 at 12:06am - luvmuffin12

lol my friend did that but he just got his hoboe gang and started throwing cans at her and chasing her. her cuzin dared her to throw the rock at him but i said to hit him wit a frying pan that way he is nocked out

#438 - 06/12/2009 at 12:08am - noodles_200

I wish how I could experess how much I hate you!!
I hope your work fires you for being a turdface and you gt late on payments and go bankrupt and become homeless and have to eat rotten hot cheetos from the trash and lick dog poo. Then you try to go in those free bed and breakfast for homeless ppl and get rejected and see the other hobo who chased you inside happily eating and he sees you and flips u off. And going mmmmmm fresh food haha u don't get any! And then you can throw rocks at urself

#439 - 06/12/2009 at 12:09am - lakeylove

Like a homeless person doesn't have it bad enough you throw stuff at him? If he'd have stabbed you, you would have deserved it more!

#440 - 06/12/2009 at 12:10am - um_duh

yeah I'm not gonna lie, that was a heartless thing to do. I'm hoping you learned from it.

#441 - 06/12/2009 at 12:11am - hell0zombie

You deserve it for thinking that taunting those who are less fortunate than you is "funny." What is wrong with you?! Jesus.

#442 - 06/12/2009 at 12:20am - liquidskyfire

You're a twat and deserved that one.

#443 - 06/12/2009 at 12:21am - ketake

you diserved that asshole. how dare you... one day you will become homeless and think of what a heartless asshole you are. throwing rocks at homeless poeple... have humans stooped that low... they are human too... so because they are poor and have no home... gives us the right to hurt them? ...you sick twisted person...

#444 - 06/12/2009 at 12:22am - Sapphy

you're a fucking douchebag. i wish he got you.

#445 - 06/12/2009 at 12:23am - mister_moops

Nothing beats the hobo life, stabbing people with my hobo knife.

#446 - 06/12/2009 at 12:32am - tabernac

YDI just cause he is homeless doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings i don't blame him for running after you

#447 - 06/12/2009 at 12:32am - bugsuck09

i wana throw rocks at you

#448 - 06/12/2009 at 12:34am - CheezerX

I wish I knew who you were I'd slap the crap out of you.

It's people like the OP that makes this world the place it is

#449 - 06/12/2009 at 12:34am - amatayo

This fml actually hurt to read. How could you be so cruel to another human being? FHL for probably having to deal with assholes like you everyday. YDI for being an ass.

#450 - 06/12/2009 at 12:36am - stephxor

Why don't you go fuck yourself. You make society horrible.

#451 - 06/12/2009 at 12:36am - Austine19

U suck

#452 - 06/12/2009 at 12:37am - natss91

i wanna wait til someone else comments so i can be the 500th one

#453 - 06/12/2009 at 12:37am - kewlcat

dont mess with the homeless

#454 - 06/12/2009 at 12:39am - mul71d

Good job

#455 - 06/12/2009 at 12:42am - IAmTheCamel

hahah dude youre a fucking dick
and btw homeless are crazy so dont fuck with them

#456 - 06/12/2009 at 12:45am - foshizdanizLA

Fucking brilliant. Too bad you didn't get a friend to film...'

And by brilliant, I mean the homeless guy chasing you with a mohterfuking knife. You're terrible for throwing the rock, but I'm glad you did it because it created lulz for myself and others on FML to enjoy.

#457 - 06/12/2009 at 12:45am - Agrajagged

You idiot. Why would you provoke someone like that? I'm sure he doesn't want to be forced to sleep on park benches, so why do you wan to make it that much worse? You totally deserved it.

Idiot.

#458 - 06/12/2009 at 12:46am - I_Have_Issues

I have no idea why you'd admit to being such an awful person. Hitler < Saddam < you < Stalin < GWB

#459 - 06/12/2009 at 12:47am - christopherlove

WTF why is everyone raging so hard? He was pulling a prank, probably w/ friends. It was a small rock, obv stabbing someone is way worse than tossing a pebble at them. I say fyl for 6 blocks, now ur good :)

#460 - 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - caraleeann

Today, I was sleeping on a park bench, completely minding my own business. "I had had a rough day, and hadn't made much money pan-handling on the street corner." When some pompus little prick thought it would be funny tho throw a rock at me. I did the first thing that came to mind... scared the shit out of that little kid by chasing him with a knife... Paybacks a Bitch.

#461 - 06/12/2009 at 12:49am - nomad636

This is going to be one of the "Flop" FMLs no doubt. Most YDIs I've seen in a while.

#462 - 06/12/2009 at 12:57am - srpkinja31

How is throwing a rock at someone funny?

#463 - 06/12/2009 at 12:57am - rainyshades

Asshole.

#464 - 06/12/2009 at 12:59am - ZuraLasgeon

I wish he would have stabbed you in the eye you jerk off!!!!

#465 - 06/12/2009 at 1:02am - toysoldier72

be happy he gave up or you evaded him after 6 blocks, if you met someone like me I'd make sure that I'd catch you no matter what, then make you swallow the rock. You're dumb. YDI.

#466 - 06/12/2009 at 1:08am - Sputnik_47

he should have just stabbed you...would have made the world a better place

#467 - 06/12/2009 at 1:08am - dr_house_MD

That was seriously a mean spirited thing to do. Karma.

#468 - 06/12/2009 at 1:10am - BlackxSwan

WTF?

#469 - 06/12/2009 at 1:11am - nirvan5a

wow, you are a special kind of idiot. throwing rocks at people is for seven year olds. did you not realize you were throwing a rock at a human being? what kind of moron throws rocks at people?

#470 - 06/12/2009 at 1:13am - ringasendi

Karma's a bitch and you're a douche bag. YDI

#471 - 06/12/2009 at 1:13am - fkmy8life

Glorious example of a YDI.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.

#472 - 06/12/2009 at 1:21am - Moemoemoe

I wish he wouldve stabbed you, assface.

#473 - 06/12/2009 at 1:22am - adamluverr

You, sir, are an idiot. Please remove yourself from the gene pool ASAP.

#474 - 06/12/2009 at 1:22am - Tsukasa

I'm with #471
why in the hell would you throw a rock at the poor guy anyways?
i wish he would of caught up with you to be honest...
YDI!

#475 - 06/12/2009 at 1:24am - ledzeplover

You're a fuckwad for throwing a rock at a fellow human being, no matter how low they are on the social chain. You deserve to burn in hell.

#476 - 06/12/2009 at 1:27am - change_we_need

haha i hope your hit really badly by the depression become homeless and this guy pisses on you while your sleeping throws rocks at you and cuts your toes off. and don't try to get people to feel bad for you. some people can't help being homeless. you don't go throwing stuff at people who are richer than you why would you do it to him?

#477 - 06/12/2009 at 1:28am - batrob

Wow, you're an asshole!

#478 - 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - JoyGrenade

Too bad he wasn't carrying a gun.

#479 - 06/12/2009 at 1:34am - mattmag

teaches you a lesson YDI

#480 - 06/12/2009 at 1:36am - riaaa

You didn't deserve that. You deserved to actually get stabbed by him.

Today, I was an idiot and an a-hole. Then for some reason people wanted to get back at me. FML

#481 - 06/12/2009 at 1:36am - LoZfan03

YDI u should've left him alone

#482 - 06/12/2009 at 1:39am - wilberp3

LOL go hobo! at least he didn't.. show you his other "weapon"

#483 - 06/12/2009 at 1:40am - kishycathiee

You deserved it for throwing that rock , seriously what were you thinking ? .

#484 - 06/12/2009 at 1:43am - franklyn

asshole! why would you do that? YDI all the way

#485 - 06/12/2009 at 1:47am - crazieeli

I'm quite sure he threw a "little" pebble... YDI

#486 - 06/12/2009 at 1:48am - BabaBlackShirt

Don't you have respect for other people?!
You kinda deserved being blowed back on, but maybe not with a knife.
But you're still a bit moron-ish.

#487 - 06/12/2009 at 1:51am - AnnieSure

#18, I completely agree with you.

OP, YDI!!! You deserved the poor guy chasing you.

At this day and age and what we're going through, many people are only ONE paycheck away from being homeless. ONE!!!!

#488 - 06/12/2009 at 1:52am - UllNeverKnow

point 1- you are a mean person to throw a rock at someone. regardless if it is small or not.
point 2- people have shit that happens in their life every day and someone is loosing their house every day in the world and not everyone has problems to send their money on beer and drugs. so you dnt know the persons life. if someone hit me with a rock; i believe i would chase them too. mabye you should out yourself in their shoes and see how it would feel if someone threw a "small" rock at you.

#489 - 06/12/2009 at 1:53am - lifesucksass1996

I moderated this one, and I have the same reaction:
WTF? YDI!

If I was sleeping on a bench, for whatever reason, and someone decided to throw a rock at my head, I would probably do the same, and chase you with a knife, or at least throw the rock back at your balls, but judging by this, I don't think you have any.

You are an idiot to think that would be funny, also.
You could've given the poor man a concussion, even if it was a small rock!!!
Did you know that a tiny little rubber bouncy ball can give someone a concussion? It happened to a friend of mine. She was hit right in the temple, and because of the kid who threw it, she can't remember a thing.
True Story.

#490 - 06/12/2009 at 1:54am - MARIOHGALACKSIE

What would have been better is him then gutting you for being a little $h1t

#491 - 06/12/2009 at 1:59am - b00nd0cksaint

I hope he remembers where you live.

#492 - 06/12/2009 at 2:00am - lmfaowww

WTF? Why the HELL would you throw rocks at him? Don't you think he has enough to deal with, u stupid little kid.

#493 - 06/12/2009 at 2:02am - snapple_1234

not the smartest move.

a) i wouldn't throw rocks at people in general
b) it's not a good idea to mess with the homeless. some can be quite creepy.

...UNLESS they're the cool kind who are funny and talk to you and are pretty legit. then give 'em a dollar ^_^

#494 - 06/12/2009 at 2:04am - theblueone4

And I think you deserved that one.

#496 - 06/12/2009 at 2:08am - zip123

YDI...can't believe nearly 500 comments for this one....all pretty much describing how much of a d-bag you are!

#497 - 06/12/2009 at 2:11am - strawberry_78

I would have chased you too, you bitch.

#498 - 06/12/2009 at 2:12am - purple_roses

he's still a human being, you motherfucker. GTFO my internet

#499 - 06/12/2009 at 2:13am - vers

He has enough problems in his life without ppl like you!!! To bad he didnt get you!! YFDI

#500 - 06/12/2009 at 2:16am - Saphira

YDI. Karma's a bitch, eh?

And that's how you get your kicks? Teach you to throw rocks at Hobo's you sad, sad individual.

#501 - 06/12/2009 at 2:20am - PennyForAThought

Fuck you dick wad. Your an asshole. I wish he had cut your ass up.

#502 - 06/12/2009 at 2:21am - ColeH

Not every homeless person is a 'lazy person who just lives off government handouts'. Ever seen Pursuit of Happiness?


YDI x203942 for treating him like less than human.

#503 - 06/12/2009 at 2:23am - FOBoTheHOBO

yeah, you sound like an asshole.
your parents should be ashamed.

#504 - 06/12/2009 at 2:23am - emyle11

How old are you exactly? 5? At what age were you taught that it's socially acceptable behavior to throw rocks at homeless people? You're a complete douche to even think it would be "funny". Karma bit you in the ass real hard.

#505 - 06/12/2009 at 2:25am - no_mad

Gah...i need to get back in shape these are one of those situations if u cant run fast enough you might actually get killed or SERIOUSLY INJURED. And Besides if its a Homeless man's Knife its not gonna be too clean either. Infections!!!! Still YDI I wish i could've seen this though

#506 - 06/12/2009 at 2:35am - Stoic

I totally believe this one. Because, you know, if I'd just been chased six blocks by a man wielding a knife, the first thing I'd do would be to write an FML about how it had conveniently been my fault.

#508 - 06/12/2009 at 2:40am - LaLaJoy

#170 i wish i knew u in real life so i could sit and talk to you about How Making Fun of Homeless will get you bit in the ass. And the Fact that you're 15 and pretty much homeless yourself and your parents are buying you all your shit pretty much. Remember guys it's easy for a person to mock someone and make fun of them when you have fresh water, a bed, a Full Refrigerator, And Internet Access. #170 ur probably a little Suburban kid who cant even begin to grasp the meaning Working For a Living and A Person Having a Job.

#509 - 06/12/2009 at 2:42am - Stoic

#208 Has the Right Idea ;] Man Never make Fun of Poor People Because Life has a fucked up way of twisting things around to put you in the same position

#510 - 06/12/2009 at 2:44am - Stoic

#107. you are amazing.

#511 - 06/12/2009 at 2:44am - kahaari

Shame he didn't catch you.

#512 - 06/12/2009 at 2:47am - skullfuckery

wow, obviously your parents didn't pay enough attention to you as a child, you definitely still act like one. apparently you forgot something important: he is a homeless PERSON. you have no reason to know what happened in his life to get him in that situation. watch your back, one day someone might judge you and throw a rock at your head. hopefully they'll have good aim.

#513 - 06/12/2009 at 2:58am - minette08

Hey kiddo, what the fuck is wrong with you? You dont throw a rock at ANY living creature, human, squirrel, mountain lion, I don't care. Don't do things to harm others because it's "funny". Even if you weren't aiming at hurting anyone, think about your actions before going through with them. Honestly I hope one day you lose YOUR house and someone throws a rock at you. Also, to the people who think all homeless people are just lazy bums- go to hell. Honestly things can happen to ANYONE. Just becuase you try your hardest doesn't mean your going to do well. You can be working at a job with great pay and doing an outstanding job- and the next day your gone becuase someone will do it for less. Anways- back on topic.. People like you are the reason the world is so fucked up and full of war and hate. Learn to treat others how you'd want to be treated; Simple fucking concept, asshole.

#514 - 06/12/2009 at 3:01am - x3ryli

*Throws a rock at #514

Throwing rocks at people is funny shit

#721 - 06/16/2009 at 9:41pm - Heelix

ass hole. i would've chased you too. not fml. you don't deserve that one.

#515 - 06/12/2009 at 3:03am - randommm24

YDI for fucking with homeless people. they are crazy. i used to work security downtown and so i know how crazy these people get!

#516 - 06/12/2009 at 3:08am - dykeinlove

So you think it's funny to throw rocks at people who have no money, no family, no friends, and no home. There's a special place in hell for you.

#517 - 06/12/2009 at 3:21am - CinnamonGrl

You idiot!
but funny though hahaha

#518 - 06/12/2009 at 3:23am - Rastaa

WHAAT KINDA DUMBSHIT DOES THAT TO A HOMELESS MAN??!?!,!?!???! YOUDESERVEIT.

#519 - 06/12/2009 at 3:28am - blobxmaster13

ROFLMAO
Yeah,we learned a lesson now didn't we!? not gonna do that again now are ya!?

#520 - 06/12/2009 at 3:33am - Albedo667

Okay, lets face it. The OP was WRONG

but trying to KILL HIM FOR IT is even more wrong. saying "i'd stab you too" is NOT okay...

I made a comment earlier and was called a 'cunt' twice and was told they'd chase and stab me too.... wow

#521 - 06/12/2009 at 3:46am - oftheblue

idiot

#522 - 06/12/2009 at 3:49am - macs19

LMAO dumbass

i think this is 1 of the funniest i have seen on here haha

#523 - 06/12/2009 at 4:01am - Dylanjh09

#516 - heard!

#524 - 06/12/2009 at 4:16am - emilboa

That's fuchin hilarious. I wouldn't have the balls to do it but I woulda been laughing those six blocks

#525 - 06/12/2009 at 4:18am - suits

the general consensus here is- your a dick.
yep you douche you totally deserve to get knifed.
dont throw rocks at people numbnuts.

#526 - 06/12/2009 at 4:22am - Hayis4horses

idiot

#527 - 06/12/2009 at 4:26am - HBubble

YDI not only for such an idea, but also for posting this as a FML

#528 - 06/12/2009 at 4:30am - dizzy_dizzy

it's the weirdest thing, i was doing some moderating and i just read the homeless man's side of this story! the homeless man has a computer! and he uses fmylife.com! what a small world!

#529 - 06/12/2009 at 4:34am - shaquanda

wow, that was a real dick-move. throw a rock at a poor sleeping homeless guy? You're completely heartless. I'm glad he chased you, I hope he scared the crap out of you.

#530 - 06/12/2009 at 4:47am - stephatwestern

Why the hell would you throw rocks at him? If that were me i'd chase you with my knife too.

#531 - 06/12/2009 at 4:47am - benshady

deserved

#532 - 06/12/2009 at 4:55am - dilutedpink

There's something seriously wrong with you if you think throwing a rock at someone's funny...

#533 - 06/12/2009 at 4:56am - lawdylawdylawdy

wow. I seriously hope he hunts you down and stalks you.
I'm pretty sure if you threw a rock at me when I was sleeping, I wouldn't bother chasing you. I'd throw my knife. Or pull out a gun... more accurate. But then again... worthless life, not-worthless bullet. It's not worth the cost of a bullet. Yeah. I'd go with the knife.

#534 - 06/12/2009 at 5:01am - maui123hawaii

YDI man. dont do it again.

#535 - 06/12/2009 at 5:25am - immumo

Ydi lol

#536 - 06/12/2009 at 5:29am - ptrq

You completely deserved that. Next time don't be such an asshole.

#537 - 06/12/2009 at 5:46am - missmorningstar

How bout i come into your living room (since the street can be considered his abode) and toss a rock at you ofr "fun"??
Good grief it makes me sad when i hear stories about people that never had toys as children - sick idea of fun man!!

#538 - 06/12/2009 at 5:47am - My_Humble_View

I thought it would have been funnier if he caught up to you and stuck one up your sad ass.

#539 - 06/12/2009 at 5:52am - st87

lol - shot homeless guyyy!!!!!!
guts tho u must've gotten tired

XD

#540 - 06/12/2009 at 5:53am - yhupp_FML

When your parents were teaching you not to talk to strangers, did they also teach you not to FUCKING THROW ROCKS AT STRANGERS?!

Fuck that homeless guys life. Not only is he a homeless guy, but he's also a homeless guy with some dumbass throwing rocks at him.

#541 - 06/12/2009 at 5:57am - aiko13

Pretty much everything I was going to say has already been said. Definitely YDI.

#542 - 06/12/2009 at 6:21am - judgeymcjudge

Ahahahahaha, owned?
but seriously, don't throw rocks at people, they could get a bit angry : )

#543 - 06/12/2009 at 6:35am - Pixxee

i think it would of been funny had he shanked you

#544 - 06/12/2009 at 6:48am - fudgebucket11

Uh no he didn't
He thought you needed to die because you threw a rock at a sleeping person

#545 - 06/12/2009 at 6:54am - cRothabeast

What is wrong with you?

#546 - 06/12/2009 at 6:57am - tkiero

You are really a complete dumb prick. WTF would you think its funny to throw a rock at anyone. I'd laugh if you got stabbed though.

#547 - 06/12/2009 at 7:00am - Nev09

Am I the only one who actually found It funny???

#548 - 06/12/2009 at 7:00am - coheedandcambria

In Danish we have a saying: "Don't throw rocks if you live in a house of glass." YDI

#549 - 06/12/2009 at 7:17am - CMunk

that's a horrible thing to do. YDI

#550 - 06/12/2009 at 7:18am - jules89

Too bad he didn't catch you.

#551 - 06/12/2009 at 7:23am - netbeui435

Can't believe how much YDI.

#552 - 06/12/2009 at 7:26am - Beeebop

#65 weapons can be easly concealed best not to throw rocks at all

#553 - 06/12/2009 at 7:28am - Guyoverhere

Prick.

#554 - 06/12/2009 at 7:28am - SenorLanky

That's so cruel. YDI

#555 - 06/12/2009 at 7:33am - lifeasweknewit

Seriously?
YDI.

#555 explains all.

#556 - 06/12/2009 at 8:06am - LaurenKate

Rofl thats wicked

#557 - 06/12/2009 at 8:32am - deltaskater

i wish he caught you and stabbed you not killed you tho.

#558 - 06/12/2009 at 8:47am - lolfailure

hahha fucking pwned by a bum :)

#559 - 06/12/2009 at 8:55am - Ana_Aryani

hahahaha thats fucking funny man xD
keep doing that xD
LMAO!

#560 - 06/12/2009 at 9:06am - iBou

Fucking little shit deserves to be stabbed. My mom has a permanent scar on the bridge of her nose because some little douchebag threw a rock at her while she was riding her bike at age 19. She's 55 and it's still there.

I just wish the little prick did get caught and stabbed.

#561 - 06/12/2009 at 9:20am - soccerkrzy

What. The. Fuck. Who throws a rock at somebody for FUN? IT's a frigging person. My god, YDI, I hope he caught up with you and taught you something. Jesus, who is that inconsiderate??

#562 - 06/12/2009 at 9:31am - whomajigi

"...thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him"

see that's where you went wrong. YDI.

#563 - 06/12/2009 at 9:38am - barlessprison

are u guys blind?
read it again "IT WAS A SMALL ROCK", it wouldnt hurt anyone.
and people are different, i find it funny, u dont !

#564 - 06/12/2009 at 9:38am - iBou

LOL #13 I'm sure that the homeless guy would call the police...NOT.

#565 - 06/12/2009 at 9:41am - WTFFML89

You deserved that one big time. Throwing rocks at people (or animals) isn't funny. You being chased by that dude with a knife is though.

#566 - 06/12/2009 at 9:52am - mijzelffan

idiot stop throwing things at plp and they will stop chasing you!!!

#567 - 06/12/2009 at 9:53am - whatssofunny

Haha, great
good idea to trow rocks at homeless, they deserve it

#568 - 06/12/2009 at 9:56am - OfficerFLM

hahaha ydi but hilarious that they actually chased you for 6 blocks

#569 - 06/12/2009 at 10:04am - clever

LOL YDI.

#570 - 06/12/2009 at 10:05am - eightroses

ok, you sound like a complete douche. I'd prolly chase you too. jerk!

#571 - 06/12/2009 at 10:16am - jmil0917

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PRICK IN THE WORLD FOR DOING THAT!!!!! JACKA**

#572 - 06/12/2009 at 10:22am - blondechik

You don't throw rocks at people. Especially people who don't have homes. Way to go...
YDI.

#573 - 06/12/2009 at 10:26am - lalush

You completely deserved it! I wish they would lock you up and give the homeless man your house. I hate scum like you who think it's funny to do things to homeless people. Would you ever, in a million years, think of throwing a rock at a random person walking down the street? This is the same thing... By the way, I would have clapped if he caught you.

#574 - 06/12/2009 at 10:33am - vcjesusfreak

you're an ass.

#575 - 06/12/2009 at 10:36am - Stahn

i agree completely with 573, you should be the homeless guy.

#576 - 06/12/2009 at 10:38am - ericpowpow

I think the lesson we can all take from this is "Don't throw rocks unless you're carrying a gun".

#577 - 06/12/2009 at 10:39am - slimchaney

God ur stupid. Don't make fun of the homeless, u do t honestly think they want to be like that! What a dickhead!!!
YDI!!!!!

#578 - 06/12/2009 at 10:48am - tumbler

i hope he finds you

#579 - 06/12/2009 at 11:06am - ceisfu

YDI.

#580 - 06/12/2009 at 11:07am - cljc

You're an idiot. You 100% deserved that.

#581 - 06/12/2009 at 11:11am - dang

Homeless people are people, too. YDI

#582 - 06/12/2009 at 11:15am - leero

YDI, douchebag. And I totally understand him carrying a knife around. Homeless people are probably scared of assholes like you trying to hurt them because there are few legal repercussions for assaulting them.

#583 - 06/12/2009 at 11:16am - Chubtubdaplaya

Don't fuck with homeless people. They have nothing to lose and they are out of their minds. DUH

#584 - 06/12/2009 at 11:19am - milyfesuckz2

you're an ass, i woulda chased you then stabbed you...numerous times. Being in jail would mean a roof over my head with a bed, atleast two meals a day, fresh clothes and a shower

#585 - 06/12/2009 at 11:34am - baysidebird88

this holds a record for most YDI in opening days

#586 - 06/12/2009 at 11:40am - tgd4444

Why are you throwing rocks at people? Don't be an asshole.

#587 - 06/12/2009 at 11:41am - nonnymouse

Boy you sure are cool, OP. Too bad he didn't catch you.

#588 - 06/12/2009 at 11:44am - arms_akimbo

I hope when you decided to FML it, you didn't expect people to be on your side.
And I agree with #585..

#589 - 06/12/2009 at 11:58am - AlfonzoRex

He probably didn't "think it would be funny" at all. What do you expect, throwing rocks at people, unprovoked?

#590 - 06/12/2009 at 12:08pm - swagmonkey

why on earth would you think that would be funny!? i think it would have been a fucking riot if he caught you.

#591 - 06/12/2009 at 12:08pm - breedizzles

Why would it be funny to throw a rock at him? You're such a douche that I can't even formulate words for you right now. I wish you woulda got shanked by him...

#592 - 06/12/2009 at 12:08pm - Jarlais

#567 ur totally wrong, the lesson that we all can take from this FML is " Don't throw rocks unless ur a good runner" :P

comon, i know doing that to homeless people is something mean, but its funny ! :(
we should do it with non homeless people also :P

and if i were the homeless guy, yaah for sure i would chase him and beat him up, but not killing with a knife :D

#593 - 06/12/2009 at 12:14pm - iBou

You really should've been a blow job. If women swallowed we'd have less idiots like you around. ydi

#594 - 06/12/2009 at 12:30pm - jamesleuth

You're a horrible person. The reasons that people end up on the streets is almost always beyond their control. Many of them suffer from mental illnesses. If anything, you're more responsible for their being on the streets than they are, you have a fixed address that allows you to vote and advocate for better programs to care for those unable to care for themselves. What else do you do in your spare time, go to the animal shelter and throw rocks at the homeless dogs? Bully foster children?

I hope you feel like a jackass after seeing how many people think you deserved what you got.

#595 - 06/12/2009 at 12:41pm - derriduh

Wow, I had no idea that humans can actually be this stupid and horrible. You deserve to be gutted by the knife and castrated, so you cannot pass on your 'stupid' genes.

#596 - 06/12/2009 at 12:45pm - GGnoRe

too bad he didn't catch you
YDI!

#597 - 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - kristen4

OMG LOL!!!!!!!!

#598 - 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - we5leyz

What the heck is wrong with you?? Idiot.
YDI, definitely.

#599 - 06/12/2009 at 12:52pm - jessamyn_it_is

You're an asshole. =/

You had no right to throw something at that man, you don't know what led him to live that way. Especially with the way the economy is right now, that could be you on the streets.

What ever happened to treating people with respect, humility, and kindness?

You deserve to go on a date with that bitch on this site who fell down the escalator.

#600 - 06/12/2009 at 12:52pm - verstecktergeist

You threw a rock at a homeless person? People like you make me worry about the human race. Grow up, stop being a douche, and maybe you'll stopped being chased by people with knives.

#601 - 06/12/2009 at 12:59pm - BadHatHarry

You are an asshole, you're just lucky he didn't catch up to you with his night. Stop throwing rocks at homeless people and get a fucking life.
# 601 I couldn't agree more

#602 - 06/12/2009 at 1:06pm - lpmxxo

Too bad you got away. We've got enough signs and warnings saving the 'slow folk' from their deserved darwinian fates as it is.

#603 - 06/12/2009 at 1:09pm - cotillion

Wow, you definitely deserved that one.
Would you throw rocks at someone who wasn't homeless?

#604 - 06/12/2009 at 1:18pm - sannerly

you're an idiot for throwing a rock at someone, even a homeless person
homeless people are people too who deserve respect
do you think they want to be homeless with people like you thinking that you're better enough to throw rocks at them?

#605 - 06/12/2009 at 1:28pm - nagewin

YDI for being an asshole.

#606 - 06/12/2009 at 1:30pm - creamyiraq

601 way to agree with yourself

Seriously, OP. These days, there are a couple main ways someone could end up having to sleep in a park. Good chance they were born with a mental or physical disorder and are unstable to the point of not being able to find work, or they have developed a similar complex from trauma over the course of their life (like veterans), or they've been one of the many unlucky and innocent victims of the recession who have lost work, becoming unable to afford a home. Are any of these reasons to punish the person further? Pretty sure the world is giving them enough to handle without you being an asshole.

Next time, use the space between your ears to sustain your first thought, and realize it's probably a bad idea to make fun of people in worse situations than you.

#607 - 06/12/2009 at 1:39pm - guinness

Seriously, man?? YDI!

#608 - 06/12/2009 at 1:40pm - pernicious_pink

you suck. That poor homless dude, & you're throwing rocks at him? YDI. I mean, give the guy a break. The economy sucks AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A HOME. Im not saying that he should have chased with with a knife...but you sounds like one of those little middleschool fucktard wanna be stoners who thinks being dick-ish is awesome.

Someone should throw a rock at you, asshole.
oh & you're SOOO cool for posting this on fml, looking for sympathy.
wow.

#609 - 06/12/2009 at 1:54pm - nineteensixty4

And he was right! Such a fucking win

#610 - 06/12/2009 at 2:04pm - jmeg

You, are a fucking prick. YDI.

#611 - 06/12/2009 at 2:22pm - CodeMonkey123

that'd be scary

#612 - 06/12/2009 at 2:41pm - amy_shmamy

you asshole, why would you throw a rock at a homeless person?
i'd be pisssssssssssed.
you diserve it.

#613 - 06/12/2009 at 2:45pm - jekaxox

haha, wow YDI

i wish i was there though i would videotape that shit and put it on youtube

#614 - 06/12/2009 at 3:05pm - CassandraBear93

hahah!

#615 - 06/12/2009 at 3:11pm - shudder_glasses

You're a fucking idiot.

#616 - 06/12/2009 at 3:20pm - anorexicbarbie

How would throwing a rock at someone be funny? That is totally demoralizing, as if he doesn't have enough problems! YDI!

#617 - 06/12/2009 at 3:28pm - fences

Karma's a bitch, isn't it.

#618 - 06/12/2009 at 3:35pm - Heathersaur

LMAO 595!
Hahahahhaahaha, too much laughing.
Must. Go. Pee.

#619 - 06/12/2009 at 3:46pm - cactus

I frowned at what you did but honestly laughed at his humor. (:

#620 - 06/12/2009 at 3:52pm - isitlove

Serves you right, being mean to people for no reason? Not everyone has their parents or someone giving them food and clothes and a place to live, and you're definitely some kid who has everything given to you, because if you'd ever gone through any hardship at all, you'd have known better. Stop picking on people, especially people less fortunate than you.

#621 - 06/12/2009 at 3:54pm - wobster109

So you thought that throwing a rock would be funny. I think it is funny that you got chased. I'm glad you didn't get hurt, though.

#622 - 06/12/2009 at 4:05pm - RodeHard

How the heck us it funny to throw a rock at a homeless man? YDI

#623 - 06/12/2009 at 4:06pm - amy10

homeless men are people to way to add injury to insult you jerk YDI learn common courtesy

#624 - 06/12/2009 at 4:21pm - kkim1226

I don't see how it is funny to throw a rock at someone, especially someone less fortunate then you. But I think he did over- react just a bit.

#625 - 06/12/2009 at 4:40pm - whoaalexgoalex

You deserve more than just getting chased. I hope you get your ass kicked next time. If I saw you throwing rocks at homeless people, I would kick your ass. You are a waste of a person.

#626 - 06/12/2009 at 4:49pm - rixbury

Although I don't know much about you, I can say with reasonable confidence that you are a sad excuse for a human being, and this world would probably be much better off if you had never been born, just from what you've said here.

Seriously... wtf? You think it would just be okay to throw a rock at someone sleeping simply because he appears to be homeless? They should throw YOU in jail, not the hobo that chased you with the knife. I wish that people like you didn't exist. You are a true disgrace to humanity.

#627 - 06/12/2009 at 5:04pm - peel

man! what is it with you people who think that you are "above" others and decide that that gives you the right to treat them like shit???

you completely deserved it!!

you unfeeling BASTARD (or bitch)!

I blame people like you for our fucked up world!

#628 - 06/12/2009 at 5:27pm - tommiegirlxxx

YDI, actually, you deserved to get stabbed instead of just getting chased. What's wrong with your head? Are you fucking retarded?

#629 - 06/12/2009 at 5:35pm - Lillinette

Did you really think that was a wise decision? What was going through your mind? Just because the man is homeless doesn't make it right to throw things at him. That's what you get when you make dumb choices like that. YDI.

#630 - 06/12/2009 at 6:11pm - sunshiiiineXD

U fking deserve it u bastard wtf why would u do tht to a poor man?!?! Hes probably been through enough already!!

#631 - 06/12/2009 at 6:18pm - pinkpooh123

Owned

#632 - 06/12/2009 at 7:08pm - Randy2727

don't mess with homeless people, man. they're like hobos.

#633 - 06/12/2009 at 7:09pm - stevesp101

#27 I think it is a dumb move to throw rocks at any random person, but had it been Donald Trump I would have thought about it.

#634 - 06/12/2009 at 7:21pm - vcjesusfreak

I wish he got your arm or something. Nothing fatal, just something to teach you a lesson, you goddamn prick.

#635 - 06/12/2009 at 7:23pm - Jari

good work. Homeless people should think twice about sleeping on public benches.

#636 - 06/12/2009 at 7:42pm - silverpatrone15

#630 i agree with you

#637 - 06/12/2009 at 7:50pm - dummy12

your kind of an asshole

#638 - 06/12/2009 at 8:05pm - bitterpill1

I'm all for people like you getting stabbed by homeless folks.

#639 - 06/12/2009 at 8:11pm - wigwam

LMFAO

#640 - 06/12/2009 at 8:20pm - VroomVroomVroom

YES cause throwning rocks at people is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN. i hope you get stabbed, asshole. i hate fuckers like you who think hurting people in any way is fun. You So Fucking Deserved It. get a life asshole and stop wasting your time throwing rocks at people. if i ever see you, i'll throw a rock at you next time and laugh. hows that sound?

#641 - 06/12/2009 at 8:29pm - EhLasalvadorena

btw i totally agree with #107. i fucking hope that happens to you. what the fuck is wrong with you? since when is it ever ok/fun to throw rocks a people.

#642 - 06/12/2009 at 8:31pm - EhLasalvadorena

btw OP, if your somehow dead tomorrow, its probably cause all these people commenting KICKED YOUR ASS and shoved a rock down your throat. your such a dick OP.

#643 - 06/12/2009 at 8:38pm - EhLasalvadorena

you are a piece of human excrement. The shame of this story is he didn't catch you.

#644 - 06/12/2009 at 8:58pm - xcane

Well you got owned xD

#645 - 06/12/2009 at 9:13pm - littleboi528

why would u throw a rock at someone u mean bitch

#646 - 06/12/2009 at 9:25pm - ilovemarc

262 i fully agree.
i think it's funny...
it would be funny to throw a rock at an absolute stranger (if not a little immature and dangerous)
the fact that he's a hobo doesn't necesarily make it any funnier / less funny

#647 - 06/12/2009 at 10:01pm - mayhembaby

262, it's not the fact that a small rock wouldn't hurt that's fucked up, it's the fact that the OP decided to be a dick and throw it at a person who has been down on his luck, who probably isn't right in the head, and probably couldn't give a shit about what the consequences were about his actions, so the OP is a dumbass for not being able to see this coming.

You totally deserve it, I hope it taught you a little something.

#648 - 06/12/2009 at 10:31pm - OhYargPirate

You're lucky you didn't get stabbed, you stupid cunt.

#649 - 06/12/2009 at 10:47pm - B00

Too bad you didn't get stabbed.

#650 - 06/12/2009 at 11:24pm - mkivsuptt

yeah, very funny. idiot.

#651 - 06/12/2009 at 11:27pm - Kira

Did you really think that people would feel sorry for you? And I love how you had to include "small rock" in the story as a sad attempt to make yourself look better.

#652 - 06/12/2009 at 11:59pm - RazorbladeSmiles

Doucheeee.

#653 - 06/13/2009 at 12:00am - vocalchords

Page 3 and rising of the flop section.

#654 - 06/13/2009 at 12:01am - Rhien

YDI f***ing ten times over

#655 - 06/13/2009 at 12:35am - bourgeoisblues8

ROFLMAO thank you.

#656 - 06/13/2009 at 12:44am - Sugar_lipsXo

Wtf is wrong with you? Isn't his life fucked up enough already? Don't you know a ridiculous percentage of the homeless have mental disorders?

YOU DESERVED IT

And I've never meant that more.

#657 - 06/13/2009 at 12:51am - jewelzgalore

Haha. That's why you don't fuck with homeless people.

#658 - 06/13/2009 at 1:00am - ChelseaAnn08

YDI for being an asshole. I hope karma bites you in the ass.

#659 - 06/13/2009 at 1:41am - Mordred

Wow, You're a real fuckin' Dick

#660 - 06/13/2009 at 2:17am - NoNameBrandFail

YDI douche bag .

#661 - 06/13/2009 at 2:42am - CellophaneFlower

Now, why did you feel you had the right to throw a rock at another human being? Was it because he was homeless? I'm going to assume it was since you used that term in the description of the man. Now, did you think about how you would feel if someone threw a rock at you? Did you think about how it would be to be homeless? Did you think about how degrading and dehumanizing it would be to have a rock thrown at you, in addition to being homeless? Are homeless people some kind of personal zoo or freak-show to you? I cannot even begin to describe how angry and upset this FML makes me. Some people are so ignorant to the needs and feelings of others.

#662 - 06/13/2009 at 2:50am - Bunbu

# 29 yes i would definately throw a rock at donald trump.
but anyway dude you seriously deserved that.
Asshole

#663 - 06/13/2009 at 3:28am - Shshshar_ssscene

HOW DO YOU NOT THINK YOU DESERVE THAT?! just because a person doesn't have a home, does that somehow make them a rock-throwing target?? god, people are so prejudiced and rude these days! i can't believe you would throw a rock at someone because they look homeless. you obviously didn't learn you lesson even though you were chased around with a knife. he should have gone farther.

#664 - 06/13/2009 at 3:35am - love_to_laugh44

props to the homeless guy for defending what dignity he has left. you're lucky he didn't have a gun.

#665 - 06/13/2009 at 4:22am - oligopsony

He SHOULD have had a gun. What the hell did you do that for? It's really mean.

#666 - 06/13/2009 at 4:33am - gsino

"Oh darling, what say you we take a constitutional through the park?"

"Spiffing idea Miffy, on the way why don't we find some less fortunate people to bully?"

"Top notch!"

#667 - 06/13/2009 at 5:10am - atomicmrpelly

god you idiot. karma is a bitch and it will catch up to you. and when it does i hope it it slowww and painful. very painful.

#668 - 06/13/2009 at 6:18am - randommm24

LMFAO

#669 - 06/13/2009 at 7:14am - rainbow_laces

RE: #665

Top notch WASP humor. Not that the OP needs to get shanked by a bum, but I think the scare was well earned.

#671 - 06/13/2009 at 7:42am - stringoffail

You totally deserved it.

#672 - 06/13/2009 at 9:50am - Blahp

You are so mean! YDI YDI YDI! homeless people have feelings. you deserved more than just being chased for 6 blocks. I mean, who just throws a rock at a homeless person for fun? YDI big time

#673 - 06/13/2009 at 11:15am - canadadry113

I'd shoot you.

#674 - 06/13/2009 at 11:36am - reggiecide0

you heartless asshole, i wish he caught you

#675 - 06/13/2009 at 11:48am - shadow_moses

i would have pooped diarrhea all over your face instead.

#676 - 06/13/2009 at 1:00pm - Brak_Spaceman

I_AM_THE_EDGE ? Nope, you should have just named yourself I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE and saved us all the trouble of reading your story. Too bad the guy didn't catch you.

#677 - 06/13/2009 at 1:22pm - nullset

You troll. I hope you get over your superiority complex and grow a conscience/brain/set of morals. But with this track record, I'm not expecting much from you...

#678 - 06/13/2009 at 1:24pm - cheesefest

i think he's funnier. YDI

#679 - 06/13/2009 at 1:28pm - woeisme

"thought it would be funny" ???
what, are homeless people beneath you or something?! get real. they're just in a really bad situation.
YDI indeed, a$$hole.

#680 - 06/13/2009 at 2:04pm - voiceofwho

YDI, the Homeless are people too, you know. Jerk.

#681 - 06/13/2009 at 2:22pm - irockmonkeysocks

pwnd

#682 - 06/13/2009 at 3:36pm - kodi666

YDI! that man is homeless, whereas you have a house, probably family, and food. why the hell did you feel the need to throw a rock at someone so less fortunate than you?

#683 - 06/13/2009 at 5:08pm - Trycepticla

dont throw shit a homeless people!! their life is fucked up as it is. I wouldve stabbed u too

#684 - 06/13/2009 at 5:43pm - ChrisLevine

Bitch

#685 - 06/13/2009 at 5:45pm - ChrisLevine

It could be you, they are people, respect them bitch you so deserved it

#686 - 06/13/2009 at 7:40pm - matters511

Wow. You're a real shithead, you know that?

People have difficult enough lives as it is without little walking cumstains walking by and pelting them with rocks. Goddamn.

#687 - 06/13/2009 at 9:25pm - DoctorManhattan

If that were me and I caught you... the things I would've done are unthinkable

#688 - 06/13/2009 at 10:53pm - xstaticdelta

OOOOOOO and at the end of the 6 block run he got you didn't he
if he did: SO FUCKING WELL DESERVED
if he didn't : I will hunt you down starting by acquiring your ip address to find out where you live and hack a military satalite to lauch 30 missles at your home asshole

#689 - 06/13/2009 at 11:31pm - xstaticdelta

asshole.

#690 - 06/14/2009 at 12:22am - headrick

Ha ha, silly hobos.

#691 - 06/14/2009 at 1:07am - memegui

That's what you get for not killing him with a larger rock.

#692 - 06/14/2009 at 3:38am - Ventriloquisitor

If I was that homeless guy I'd punch you in the face till all 32 of your teeth would break

#693 - 06/14/2009 at 3:51am - deadman8506

Bitch I'd cut off your eyelids and limbs before I pepper-spray the shit out of you lmao.

#694 - 06/14/2009 at 4:02am - IAmBridgette

You can't honestly be that stupid.

#695 - 06/14/2009 at 5:57am - shesosweet24

YDI - rather than thinking your life is fucked you should be thankful you weren't killed. In most areas, you would be the only one charged regardless of what happened, since he would have been acting in self defense.

you belong in jail for assaulting innocent people

#696 - 06/14/2009 at 7:57am - cxal

This man has to sleep outside in all kinds of weather. he doesn't have regular access to food, or running water, or even clean clothes. Yet your life is fucked because you tried to throw a rock at him? Dude, you need to be in a mental institution, how would you like to be the person with no food, or shelter, having someone throw a rock at you while you were trying to sleep?

#697 - 06/14/2009 at 7:58am - graintrain

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

you really deserved it (:
i would also chase you with a knife xD

#698 - 06/14/2009 at 8:25am - julesdance

Totally owned

#699 - 06/14/2009 at 9:42am - itouchguy360

hahaha that'll teach you!
but he sounds abit crazy

#700 - 06/14/2009 at 11:37am - huggielious

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

#701 - 06/14/2009 at 12:32pm - fmlfmlfml15

You totally deserved it for being a complete and total arsehole.

#702 - 06/14/2009 at 2:34pm - Matdredalia

What is with all these morons thinking they'll get an FYL out of being a total asshole and getting what they deserve?

#703 - 06/14/2009 at 4:54pm - Meeka

See what u get when u mess with people for stupid fun?

#704 - 06/14/2009 at 10:35pm - aquarius6

@ 290.
Read what else I said.
Sure, trying to knife the OP is insane. But like I said, many homeless people to put it bluntly ARE INSANE.

#705 - 06/14/2009 at 10:55pm - uberkrissy

108 333 people think you deserved it...
moral of the story: DON'T THROW ROCKS AT PEOPLE...dick

#706 - 06/15/2009 at 12:26am - CocoLove

I hope he stabbed you a little and then laughed because he thought it was funny. Fuck your life indeed - not in the sense where you don't give a shit about how your life sucks and we all agree with you - but in the sense where you one day end up sleeping on the street and a clearly rich kid comes up to you and steals your last quarter or morsel of bread just for the thrill of it.

#707 - 06/15/2009 at 1:45am - clouds9

you are kind of a jerk. you should never throw a rock at anyone. you are lucky he didn't have a gun.

#708 - 06/15/2009 at 1:49am - danzem

wow.. do you have a heart at all? not all of us have nice things.. or even shelter or families.. the least you could do is treat the homeless like the human beings that they are.. and for you to complain about his response.. geesh.. you really have some nerve kid..

#709 - 06/15/2009 at 1:53am - unseenchanges

I am very disappointed he didn't catch you, you miserable little fuck.

#710 - 06/15/2009 at 5:04am - inyofacebetch

wow. i dont think ive ever seen such kind words in so many volumes before. i think these people(myself included) might actually hate you a little bit more than hitler hated the jews. or a little bit more than the KKK hates blacks(or anyone who isnt a white christian, to be exact.) OR they hate you even more than pigs LOVE jews(at least the ones who don't eat pork) moreover, and i cannot stress this enough, you are a sack of shit. scum of the earth.

#711 - 06/15/2009 at 9:53am - The_Master

Is your girlfriend the chick who yelled at her mum in the mall? 'Cause I think the two of you might be perfect for each other.

#712 - 06/15/2009 at 12:33pm - Emika

I think it's funny that he pulled out his knife and chased you for 6 blocks too.

#713 - 06/15/2009 at 3:54pm - DarthExecutor

YDI, why would you throw something at him in the first place

#714 - 06/15/2009 at 3:55pm - A_Panda

u sick fuck

#715 - 06/15/2009 at 7:13pm - fml328

YDI but laffing my butt off!! another one that made me cry from laughing

#716 - 06/15/2009 at 7:55pm - naijaloni

tho this fml probably isnt true ur stil an asswhipe

#717 - 06/15/2009 at 9:00pm - chaya12

I'm here to present the award for the biggest dick in America! and the winner is... I_Am_The_Edge!!!

You are a prick and a menace to society. I think homeless people can be funny sometimes, but don't throw a rock at one!!

#718 - 06/15/2009 at 9:30pm - mclaxin1115

Change your name to I_am_ the_asshole

#719 - 06/16/2009 at 1:50pm - AdrenalineX

WOW YDI, loool thx for the good laugh

#720 - 06/16/2009 at 7:31pm - boomstar

What an asshole. Just remember karma's a bitch and it ALWAYS comes back around.

#722 - 06/16/2009 at 10:30pm - MrJsGirl

That's so awesome.


lol.



I would have done the same thing to you.

People seriously pick on homeless people too much.
Go to hell.

#723 - 06/17/2009 at 12:22am - Ima_fail

Bloody Brilliant

#724 - 06/17/2009 at 8:27pm - antar

YDI

#725 - 06/18/2009 at 8:22am - gparask

Fuck that homeless guy's life. First he ends up homeless and then some asshole chucks a rock at him.

#726 - 06/18/2009 at 11:32am - crystal_river

yea hitting ppl with rocks is reall funny. get a fucking life cunt.

#727 - 06/18/2009 at 12:29pm - maximus20895

OP - I hope you dad loses his job, the bank forecloses on his house because he can't keep up with the payments, and YOU are forced to live on the streets. OH!! Even better, I hope that you have to live on the street near the guy you threw rocks at, and he remembers you.

YDI you prick

#728 - 06/18/2009 at 12:44pm - BrannFYR

You're so cool, that not only do you think it's fun throwing rocks at people less fortunate than you, but then you get chased by them. What a winner.

#731 - 06/18/2009 at 5:34pm - cheesycue

You would have deserved him throwing his knife at you as you did with the rock. YDI FTW!!!

#732 - 06/18/2009 at 5:34pm - chuckrules1000

dude that sucks and it's funny at the same time.

#733 - 06/19/2009 at 2:42pm - Nishnob989

You, my friend, are not the brightest crayon in the box.
And you have a terrible sense of humor.

#734 - 06/19/2009 at 9:02pm - Snackbars

wow, you're so nice.
that's like, the worst cruelty ever.
karma, dude.
you deserve it.

#735 - 06/20/2009 at 1:15am - katewasherexx

Well that's what you get you stupid prick, you shouldn't have thrown the fucking rock. I wish he had caught up and cut your throat out, you would've deserved it.

#736 - 06/20/2009 at 2:41am - testing

YDI, but this left me laughing due to the image of a homeless man chasing some guy.

#737 - 06/21/2009 at 4:03pm - missphantasm

Dude your freaking mean. That homeless man did nothing to you!!!!doushe bag!

#738 - 06/21/2009 at 5:08pm - dancerchik3579

You think it's funny to physically harass a man who is already in an unfavorable situation? Do you also think it's funny to break a puppy's neck or rape a 5 year old child?

#740 - 06/21/2009 at 9:10pm - Luluzoo

you're a dickhead.

#741 - 06/21/2009 at 10:26pm - kacie13

That is so funny. I guess it sucked being chased, but whatevs it made for a good laugh!

#742 - 06/22/2009 at 1:34pm - GraceGirl16

funny!

#744 - 06/23/2009 at 12:05am - kristidgranger

YDI for pissing off a sleeping homeless guy.

#745 - 06/26/2009 at 7:18am - Masta_Blasta

That's so mean! Since he's homeless you can just do whatever you want to him. You totally deserved it.

#746 - 06/26/2009 at 4:40pm - lizzie96

YDI for being a dick to him, if you ever become homeless I'm going to laugh at the irony and then pay someone to throw rocks at you.

#747 - 06/27/2009 at 8:55am - bettyboop274

GO. KILL. YOURSELF. and do us all a favor

#748 - 06/29/2009 at 1:15pm - garry24

You soooo deserve it.

#749 - 06/30/2009 at 7:20am - LeCorsaire

haha! YDI! But the image in my head makes me laugh so hard!

#750 - 06/30/2009 at 10:56am - drake_p

There are probably serveral-thousand therapists that would love to see you in their offices just to see the idiot that would so much as think it would be funny to throw a rock at a homeless person. Good going, asshole.

#752 - 07/02/2009 at 9:40pm - lolperson

Fucking with someone who's got nothing to lose? Great fucking idea.

#753 - 07/06/2009 at 2:01am - EnchiladaTaco

OMG. "I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him" WHY?! Why would you think that would be funny? You're a real piece of shit. YDI²

#754 - 07/07/2009 at 2:31pm - _Noon_

You're an asshole

#755 - 07/08/2009 at 11:36pm - kira822

Today, some asshole threw a rock at me while I was sleeping. I'm homeless. I chased him for 6 blocks but didn't catch him. FML

#756 - 07/08/2009 at 11:44pm - kira822

ydi for bein a dick to someone you dont even know why would you even want to throw the rock lol

#757 - 07/09/2009 at 2:54am - cr1sis

you are a dickhead. go screw yourself, YDI 100%

#758 - 07/11/2009 at 10:12pm - bigraws23

OMG i for one say BRAVO... i would do the exact same thing to a homeless person... cuz its absolutely hilarious.... everyone who thinks you're a dickhead can go cry in the corner cuz they have no sense of humor. getting chased with a knife for six blocks i'm sure is not so funny at the time, but makes a funny story after the fact... this made my day ^.^

#759 - 07/18/2009 at 7:39pm - sk8rgirl0207

You're a cunt. Fuck off. And afterward please go commit suicide.

#784 - 08/29/2009 at 7:49pm - gummibehrs

You're an asshole, I wish he caught you and chopped you're little balls off

#760 - 07/19/2009 at 10:21pm - mcpussy

I love how this says a "small rock." Like the size of the rock makes it justifiable.

#761 - 07/20/2009 at 12:52am - incalescent

FYL indeed. You have no morals at all: you have a sad, sad, unfulfilled life. He may not have it as good as you, but that doesn't necessarily mean you can humiliate him. YDI too.

#762 - 07/20/2009 at 5:15am - PschedelicWan

Wow...ur a fagget.

#764 - 07/20/2009 at 3:31pm - Struedelmuffin

hahaha youre going to hell. YDI

#765 - 07/22/2009 at 2:52pm - mitch123456789

honestly, i think that would be the funniest thing to witness. It would probably make my life. I know you've got this alot but, yeah, you definitaly desevred it. But it made me laugh c:

#766 - 07/27/2009 at 5:43pm - five_at_heart

So.........y wuz dat funny?

#767 - 07/29/2009 at 3:57pm - Rabbits

Don't you think his life was hard enough before you threw a rock at him you worthless piece of shit!!!

#768 - 08/06/2009 at 12:39am - Honda288

fucking shithead

#769 - 08/11/2009 at 12:37am - Thutboy

I think it's funny, too ( you being chased with a knife.) Ain't karma a bitch?

#770 - 08/11/2009 at 5:39am - Bullshet

ROFLMAOZOMFGLOLpicklesLOLZOMFGLMAOROFL

#771 - 08/11/2009 at 6:16pm - bmx5S5

WTF DUDE! y the hell would u throw a rock at some poor homeless person ha ima throw a fucking rock at u laugh about that!.........stupid.......

#772 - 08/12/2009 at 12:18am - C00kiES

bahahhahahahahahaha AWESOME

#773 - 08/12/2009 at 2:09am - Thmskwtkwsk23

I want to meet that dude he sounds awesome!!! Maybe chase some more ppl with knives for me

#774 - 08/13/2009 at 4:31am - AtoZandBeyond

rofl

#775 - 08/16/2009 at 5:27am - Kupokupupo

heartless bitch.

you diservered it.

#776 - 08/20/2009 at 7:56pm - kristenheartache

I despise you

#777 - 08/26/2009 at 10:23pm - hahahalololololo

Coming from a currently homeless person (At an internet cafe) I think you're an inconsiderate piece of shit. I'm only 19 with no family and no home. I bet you're my age or younger. You deserve to rot in hell. It's too bad that homeless guy didn't get to actually stab you.

#778 - 08/29/2009 at 1:29am - sijyb00

#262: 1.) You just proved that this was childish behavior.
2.) If you were down in your life and had no where to live, how would you like it if I threw a rock at you? Can you HONESTLY tell me that you'd just sit there and say, "Oh! HAHA! GOOD ONE! I needed a toughening up after LIVING ON THE DIRTY ASS GROUND WITH NOTHING TO FUCKING EAT! You're AWESOME!!!"? Come on, tell me, would you react like that?
3.) THE POINT ISN'T JUST THAT IT WOULD HURT HIM PHYSICALLY! It's only COMMON courtesy not to throw things at people! ESPECIALLY a rock! Didn't you have a mother who taught you better? I GUESS NOT! I would say that the OP's actions are inhumane, but as I can see by YOU and the fucktard poster #170, IT IS COMPLETELY human.

#170: YOU make me ASHAMED to be a 15 year old. I swear, you are the BIGGEST ass embarrassment I've EVER come across! STOP acting all high and fucking mighty. It's rich procks like you who DISGUST me. Thank HEAVENS that I'm not related to you. Honestly, how can your family stand to house a SHITFACE like you? YOU LEECH OF YOUR PARENT'S YOU DUMBFUCK. Where do you get allowance from? Try to buy all your CRAP with just money you make from one minimum wage job. Think you can afford your $300 jeans NOW? I should know, I'm spoiled just like you, and I know that if ANYTHING were to happen to my parents, I wouldn't know how to live, but I SURE AS HELL wouldn't be a DUMBFUCK ASSHOLE SHITBRAIN DICKWAD like you. I fear for the world my children will live in when there are more people like YOU running the world. When you are a FATFUCK beer bellied loser working overtime at a grocery store to pay for your dirty ass apartment that would make a cockroach infested motel look like a 5 -star resort, I hope you remember the completely idiotic SHIT that you typed on here.

OP: I have nothing to say to you. You are an embarrassment and sincerely make me wish I was born ANYTHING other than a human. You. deserved. it. Go. Fuck. a. MOP.

#779 - 08/29/2009 at 2:03am - torn_bandages

OH! One more thing: I would say I wish he would have cut your brains out, shat on them, pissed on them, then left them for a homeless dog or cat to eat and vomit up, but OBVIOUSLY you don't have a brain.

#780 - 08/29/2009 at 2:05am - torn_bandages

Wtf you deserve it! I'm ashamed that you are a fellow Californian! Y would u throw rocks at another person, regardless of their social status!

#781 - 08/29/2009 at 7:07pm - mushrooms

YDI, prick. I'm favoriting this only because of the overwhelming amount of comments from people who think you deserve it.

Too bad he didn't catch you. I'd have chased you down too.

#785 - 08/29/2009 at 8:07pm - gummibehrs

your a fuckin douche you deserve to have been caught!

#786 - 09/01/2009 at 11:16pm - jaimelee

You should have thrown a large rock at him...

#788 - 09/05/2009 at 12:07pm - philliesfan18

I hope you grow up to be homeless and people throw BOULDERS AT YOU

#789 - 09/07/2009 at 3:19am - Killakine

first
wtf ydi

#790 - 09/09/2009 at 2:43pm - Makaloraii

lmao thats fucken funny.

#791 - 09/22/2009 at 7:19pm - kibbleznbitz0

You stupid asshole, as if the homeless mans life wasn't bad enough as it is. Some people don't ask to be homeless you know! You totally deserve it! Ass!

#792 - 09/23/2009 at 12:46pm - Kat121

u will be a hobo one day

#793 - 09/27/2009 at 7:52pm - Dudka

bitch

#794 - 09/29/2009 at 5:26pm - beaniebabe

You're an asshole. the homeless man had all the right to chase you. if only he had a gun you would've gotten what you deserved. Sorry for the threat, but you had it coming.

#795 - 09/29/2009 at 7:16pm - aznflipsensati0n

I have ran farther

#796 - 10/01/2009 at 2:27am - tomberryboy

I wuld have slit ur throat

#798 - 10/03/2009 at 11:22pm - Lilman11

YOUR A FUCKING ASS, YOU WANNA KNOW WHATS EVEN FUNNIER. IF HE SHOT YOU IN THE FACE. THE GUYS ALREADY HAVING A HARDTIME, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MOCK HIM. IF I SAW YOU DO THAT, I WOULD HAVE TRIPPED YOU SO HE COULD STAB YOU!

#799 - 10/04/2009 at 7:22am - KHADOOZLE

nice job douchbag

#800 - 10/09/2009 at 11:18pm - greendog32

l0l...if you were any good at throwing rocks you would have got a headshot!!!! then the rest wouldnt have happened...but either way you deserve it!!!! l0l

#801 - 10/10/2009 at 1:57pm - Vuil4

You deserve it you bastard. Acting as if a homeless person isn't even human ... shame on you!

#802 - 10/11/2009 at 3:35pm - Fentown

sucks for you LOL

#803 - 10/11/2009 at 3:58pm - VictoriaLoveless

F**k if I was him I would have killed you and not of been homeless anymore but a resident over at County Suits. Homeless people feel pain too you a**hole. What did you think? It would be okay to throw a rock at him because he didn't have a home? You make me as well as many others sick. Your behavior was very immature and uncalled for.

#804 - 10/18/2009 at 12:59am - MissGlamIstGott

just throw a handful of change in the other direction and save yourself the running

#805 - 11/02/2009 at 9:05pm - joemk2012

you deserve it asshole. just cause he's homeless doesn't mean he has no feelings jerk off.

#806 - 11/11/2009 at 12:09am - JacobBrown

Hahaha I agree with the "to bad he didn't catch you" comments. Your a total asshole. But it's hilarious that he chased you. YDI!

#807 - 11/18/2009 at 9:10am - JustAnotherTina

I agree with #798. u deserve to
get cut up. prick.

#808 - 11/20/2009 at 4:09pm - GiggityGiggityGo

YDI for being a total prick. You should have been sliced to smithereens. The poor homeless guys probably had a hard enough life without asses like you throwing stuff at him

#809 - 11/26/2009 at 3:13pm - betamaxjim92

HE'S HOMELESS HE DOESN'T NEED LITTLE BASTARDS THROWING THINGS AT HIM YDI

#810 - 11/27/2009 at 11:24pm - waffles2009

HE'S HOMELESS HE DOESN'T NEED LITTLE BASTARDS THROWING THINGS AT HIM YDI

#811 - 11/27/2009 at 11:24pm - waffles2009

he should've caught you disrespectful little bastard

#812 - 12/01/2009 at 5:13am - muro10

YDI.
I hope you learned a lesson.
You don't mess with the homeless.

#813 - 12/08/2009 at 1:16pm - Sabbalabba1992

that should be reinacted on Jackass.

#814 - 12/13/2009 at 8:53pm - GearsFan56

Umm... NEVER try anything at a bum, because they have nothing to lose and are thus super dangerous! I've seen bums fighting: a cruel view.

#815 - 12/19/2009 at 12:46am - mangocherrypie

This would have been SO much funnier if the homeless person would have stabbed you. Seriously. :D

#816 - 12/22/2009 at 6:59pm - minor_threat

LOL.
FYL indeed, homeless people deserved to have rocks thrown at them, the stinky bastards.

#817 - 12/28/2009 at 9:36pm - TheAverageLife

That is so mean! Why would you do that?

#823 - 01/08/2010 at 5:06pm - ALWAYS_FingML

WTF????

#836 - 02/04/2010 at 10:21pm - adamedery

Lol i laughed so much at tour FML.

#818 - 01/01/2010 at 9:38pm - raiden2k10

wow your SO funny.... I wish the guy caught up to you

#819 - 01/03/2010 at 10:08am - MikeG023

I wish i'da see that, that must have been great.

#820 - 01/03/2010 at 11:12pm - hXcsoccerplaya

Maybe that'll teach you to not throw rocks at people, you little shit.

#821 - 01/04/2010 at 10:38am - PhillyFox

who cares what other people say I think that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.. probably cuz I would have done the same thing haha. props man.

#822 - 01/06/2010 at 4:54am - shayjanine

o_0 that must have been scary

#824 - 01/12/2010 at 10:39pm - gobbledegook

If I saw you do that and you ran by me, I would have tripped you

#825 - 01/12/2010 at 11:48pm - ndiesal

The only FML part is that he didn't catch you.

#826 - 01/13/2010 at 10:52pm - Jackiess22

Why would you throw a rock at a random person regardless if the person is homeless or not. I hope you get stabbed to death by a random person one day who thinks it would be funny.

#827 - 01/20/2010 at 1:28pm - Anteezy

YDI, idiot.

#828 - 01/20/2010 at 9:19pm - Frank155

deserved it that's rude what you did.

#829 - 01/22/2010 at 7:44pm - Amandaax

Dude, you're a f*cking asshole. You should feel bad for him since he doesn't have a home, and try to make people like him have better lives, not worse ones. So not an FML for you.

#830 - 01/25/2010 at 6:00pm - XxXZoeyXxX

wow u deserve it though because if u had nowere to live and pol through rocks at u use get pissed too

#833 - 02/01/2010 at 10:55pm - killerviral

genious! 5 score for the homeless!

#834 - 02/03/2010 at 3:03am - Varatex

you are an idiot

#838 - 02/07/2010 at 10:41pm - shy_shy

chucknorris madafaca

#841 - 02/13/2010 at 3:21am - aethum

if you had hit him in the head you could have killed him. YDI you asshole!!

#842 - 02/14/2010 at 1:17pm - mooshibear140

why would u do that? heartless. mean.
cold. BAD

#845 - 02/20/2010 at 2:02am - beachpeach123

YDI You don't throw rocks at people. D:

#846 - 02/21/2010 at 2:02am - DrMonstar

lol I'm a skater and what ya do is in groups of ten u shoot em with bb guns and if they chase u then deck em and shoot em and kick em

#847 - 02/21/2010 at 7:57pm - 1zinzanzin

ur lucky he didint catch you...

#848 - 02/21/2010 at 9:49pm - marine10

843 ftw!!!! and I hope he stabbed u! ytdi

#849 - 02/23/2010 at 2:54am - greatsarcazm

ur A terrible person

#851 - 02/26/2010 at 9:09am - alexd375

score one for hobos!
I wouldn't of grabbed a knife, I would of grabbed the rock, throw it at you, and when you ducked bash you in the head of the nearest wall you frickin prick
you think it's funny to throw a rock at a human being? come here lemme see if you like it

#853 - 03/03/2010 at 1:52am - Djlatino

epic beard man???

#854 - 03/06/2010 at 12:53pm - Jlevrt

dumbass

#858 - 03/09/2010 at 9:09pm - SLIPKNOT_795

Ydi for being cruel to a hobo. A hobo is clearly still a human being. How would u like it if ppl threw rocks at u OP?

#859 - 03/12/2010 at 12:17am - azn365

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