Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML
by PicturePerfect — miscellaneous
Lol.
win.
bitch
haha this reminds me of the awkward moments when someone looks like they wave to you but really they are waving to someone near you. I hate those moments, and this would be 10000000x worse...eek!
haahahahahahaha. copd it!
I love it when a woman decides to act like a Cunt and gets slapped down a peg or two.
much ego you have. Reminds me of a comicon when i was walking to meet some friends, so we could go grab breakfast. A lady in line went. excuse me, the line starts over there. I went thank you, i was not going to the dealer room, so i started walking. "the line starts over there" showed them my pass, which was industry, got her to shut up and look stupid.
why would the father say "fuck" in front of his wife and children like that? hmm... idk if i believe he was as big a bitch as you
haven't you ever been to a household where the family wasn't as proper as yours? if not you need to get out more and get in touch with reality. to answer your question because people can be asshole around anyone just cus it says wife and kid(s) doesn't mean it's a sound respectable family.
I've been cursed out by my own father, and mother, and sis while I was still younger than ten.
it totally curse OP out in front of my family if that happened
that is funny...i cant believe the guy cursed like that in front of his kid...u were messed up tho...
some people shouldn't have kids. that being said they could have been out of earshot
this is my all-time favorite.
I agree with #3
*Agrees with #3*
I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go....
However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.
That guy could've been a little nicer about it... Why was he dropping the f-bomb in front of his children?
agree with 3 - you reap what you sow. If you didn't want him to respond like that to you, you wouldn't have decided to be "b*tchy" in the first place, now would you have. You must have been craving the attention
+100 bp @ #3
This story would've ended great if one of the kids kicked you in the ass while you were arguing with their dad. For being such a b*tch you deserved that
I don't see why it's so unbelievable. My dad cusses in front of my family all the time.
Wow, that was definitely a BITCHY thing to do. Next time, think before you talk :)
Although, I would have probably done the same thing.
That's what you get for being a bitch to random strangers before taking a second to understand them. It's called common courtesy...it's people like you who make it not-so-common. And people take pictures of their families all the time in public places, you obviously lack the common sense to notice that as well. So bottom line: you deserved this. Learn to be a nicer person...I hope this experience has humbled a bit and taught you to think before you say something deliberately snarky and rude.
You definitely deserve it. Try not being a total jackass.
That's what you get for making assumptions and being a bitch.
Sorry, shouldn't have been a bitch for no reason. I don't feel bad for you.
You must be the same bitch that accused me of staring at you on the bus! I was only trying to look out the window but your head was in the way. Don't flatter yourself.
yeah youre a fucking bitch
"I hate when people say "I decided to be bitchy." No, bitch, you decided to be yourself."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD, OH GOD DAMN.
@23: I have the same problem!
There I am, trying to fucking stare at the wall, and someone walks in front of it. Then I have to look in some random direction so I'm not staring at them.
"I decided to be bitchy" you know because all guys love that.
And that's what you get for being a self-centered bitch. Keep up the good work.
Hahahahahahahahahaa people on this site are so loving.
That's what you get for being so self-centered and thinking you were worth one second of his time! You didn't even know him!
#s 3, 20-24, 9, 14, 19 - I agree!
ahhhh haha you're an asshole
somehow i doubt he said the f word in front of his kids..maybe he was farther away or maybe this is exagerated haha either way really funny
FACT: #3 is a bamf
LMFAO .
wow , bitch move .
;)
OWNED!!!!!
I can't believe you thought he would randomly take a picture of you. I mean, don't people usually ASK if they can have a picture of you so they can get you in the right spot, in a good pose?
lol PWNNNNN >D
I like the dad. Swearing in front of the kids is a setting a real good example ^_^.
Surprisingly, I wasn't being sarcastic. They're words, and he taught his kids when it's appropriate to use them.
that's what you get for being a bitch, asshole!
I think he could of said something, he's a jerk. A true one if he speaks like that in front of his close ones.
LMAO what an egocentric bitch.
You got pwned, and you fucking deserved it.
what made you think he was taking a picture of you? for kicks?
lolwtfbbbitch
Seriously, no random person is going to give a fuck enough to want to take your picture. Maybe steal your purse, but not take your picture.
#4 had so many problems I had to spend over a minute trying to figure out what he was saying.
What a good way to realize, 'No, you aren't special. Move the fuck out of the way.'
love his response. thats what you get
As a photographer living in a large city I've had quite a few people yell at me for taking photos of buildings / scenes within the city when they just so happened to be walking by (and one case of a person trying to take my camera from me and threatening to smash it).
Even if he wasn't taking a picture of his family, photography is not illegal on public property and if you're in a public space you have no reasonable expectation of privacy. You're well within your rights to be a jerk and make a sarcastic remark if you see a camera lens pointed at you in public, but the person on the other side of the camera is also well within their rights to think you're a paranoid and/or narcissistic freak and shrug you off.
you must feel kind of stupid!! lol at least you probably won't ever see him again
You must be from New York.
you deserved that.
you are ridiculous, and clearly the most self-centered person in the world.
LOLOLOL nice.
Lol at your ego.
Reminds me of the commercial where the girl is sitting on the couch cycling through endless pictures of herself and the guy sitting next to her is in agony. And the girl isn't even hot.
To all the people who are whining about the dad swearing in front of their kid, where the hell did you grow up, a thirteen year long episode of Winnie the Pooh? My dad swore in front of me whenever he saw fit.
I don't understand why people always jump to conclusions and make a fool out of themselves.
you deserved that one!
i hate bitches like you.... why are you so mean ???????????? why??????????? WHY!!!!????
have a cookie or something
Serves you right for trying to be a bitch. No FML for you, you deserved it and i hope you get that more when you try being jerk.
Man, you sure got owned for being so damned self-centered.
Next time, decide to NOT be bitchy.
as a photographer i proudly clicked 'you deserve that one'
fucking annoying when people do that...
Your are such an asshole, the guy should have punched you in the face.
You got what you deserved. Maybe it was your time of the month or maybe you are just a bitch all the time. That dad had every right to say what he said to you!
I think everyone has had parent's that had slipped a swear in front of their kids. I know my parents have multiple times. Also, you were a bitch and got what you deserved.
saying the f word in front of ur kids really isn't that big of a deal
it's not like he was addressing them-
You deserved it you fucking douche.
Its funny how u decided to be bitchy i guess you do that a lot
Seeing as being bitchy and self centered didn't work, maybe you could try something different next time.
It tends to work better.
Just a thought..
My gawd I never laughed so hard.
Served you right
hahaha,
that's what you fully deserve!
well, you deserved that one. you don't have the right to be a bitch.
i dont get why everyones so mean on this website! that suckkks
way to be completely oblivious hahahaha
I've got to say you deserved that one. Its amusing and very self centered that you'd assume that some stranger would want a picture of you.
@71
she deserved it. she should have checked her surroundings. guys like to take pictures of more than just women
Hah you deserved that one. I would have said the exact same thing as that guy. Disrespecting people you don't know is one of the few things that can make me extremely angry. I'm glad you felt bad enough about it that you posted on fmylife though so kudos.
#37 - hhahaa theyre words, and he taught them when to use them
HAHAHAHA brilliant!!
Yeah, you should have sized up the situation, but I'm always paranoid about creeps, so I sort of understand the mentality. I would have phrased it in a question, though- "Are you taking my picture?" For we all know what happens when you assume...
show some respect to people. thats what you get.
thats what happens when you are a bitch
That's what you get for being a bitch, bitch.
You deserve to be put in your place.
i agree with 5 and 6
# 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You could have avoided this by assuming that a random person wouldn't be randomly taking a picture of you, which is just plain creepy, and if he was such a person, chances are he'd already be arrested....
oh.my.god. the funniest fml i've read so far.
but you're still kinda of a bitch.
what a bitch, you need to chill out
OWNED
Wow, are you really that smug to think random people want to take pictures of you? :P
Dude okay i think that you were a bitch about it but i also think that he could have been like oh im trying to take a picture of my family but i don't know wow i guess you both desurved it.
WOW ur such a shmuck and sooooooo rude
Dude put you in your place, whore.
I've had people stick cameras in my face before. It's really unsettling, especially when you KNOW they are taking your picture and not asking.
But, next time, take a look around before saying anything...
Well aren't you tough.
No one's going to even think to mess with you. Much less with a camera.
Are you going to beat up the next 7 year old who looks at you funny?
SLUT
that is what you get, women thinking they're such a damn prize is annoying.
Your fault.
your just like my ex-girlfriend. You think the world revolves around you. Well it doesn't. im glad someone put you in your place you bitch.
hahaa... idiot
Woah so much aggro in this story and in the comments.... could everyone just take a really big chill pill? Seriously...
BAHAHAHA!!!
This made me laugh super hard!
Next time don't be such a fuckin' twat!
I shouldn't laugh, but this is pretty funny. How much of an ass did you feel like after that?
@98...shutup
@bitch...EHHHHHPICCC OWNNNNNNNNNN
lamo damn shame
wow, if you werent so damn conceited maybe you wouldn't come off as such a loser
lol u just got powned in the face soo hard its soo funny too
hahahahahahah thats jokes.. he shouldnt' have said 'fuck' in front of his family.
Nah the guy saying fuck in front of his family is really no big deal, my dad/grandpa/uncles etc. have been swearing around me and my younger brother for as long as i can remember. Its nothing weird, and neither of us turned out to be angry psycho's or anything either. All of them are tradesmen though so that may have something to do with their abrasive language.
Yeah, 'cause that's not bitchy at all.
I would have said the same thing as him.
PMS or just your ego? Or maybe both.
Why the HECK would you want to randomly b-word at someone? That's probably the stupidest thing I've read, other than the FML where the babysitter drew a dick on a dry erase board with a Sharpie.
No wonder guys say girls are confusing.
And I'm a girl.
Try not to flatter yourself next time honey!
lmfao.
egomaniacal much?
This has happened to me before. I was trying to take a picture of a club decor when some bitch (who thinks she's hell of hot) comes up to me and goes, "Why the fuck are you taking a picture of me?!" I realized bitching her out wouldn't solve anything so I just showed her the screen of the camera of the last few pictures I took. She didn't see herself in any of the pictures. But instead of the bitch apologizing to me, she just walked away with more attitude. That should be my FML story.
God damn what a huge CUNT i feel no sympathy for you at all your dumbass must need to get fucked or something for being that big of a bitch
ha wow, awkward much
i think ppl should stop being so harsh, weve all had our moments =p since when does thinking someone is taking a picture of u when theyre pointing the camera right at u make u conceited?
#25 has it.. you didnt decide to be bitchy.. you just are one
LOOOOOOOOOOL pwnt beetch
HAHA, what a dumbass.
must be from Jersey
don't understand #4's comment
lol and yes the OP defintely deserved this.
lmao i think this is hilarious..i probably would have had the same reaction to the camera..why wouldnt anyone wanna take a picture of me? everyone should feel that way..haha but i also would have started cracking up and been like burnn on myself when i saw the family.. cause its funnyyy ..lighten up ppl
Way to automatically assume that he even cares about what the hell you look like.
I'd be happy if someone wanted to take pictures of me...
Jeez. Self-centred dumbass.
OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!
I should backhand you...
Seriously, is being nice really that hard?
Haha my father would say something like that. Classic.
haha omg that's hilarious
thats what you get when you act lke a bitch
That's what happens when your huge ego gets in the way of paying attention to what's actually going on around you.
haha, who do you think you are?
I bet you think you're the shit. Why don't you chill out and assume people aren't out to harass you.
HAHAHA this is something I would do, that suckssss. I would go home so embarrassed. It's aight... it happens.
HAHAHAHA! It's funny how cocky people can be - espesh when they don't have a reason to be.
haha, thats what you get for being a bitch XD
Actually, if I thought someone was going to take a picture of me, I'd say the same thing, and the guy was way worse than you, in fact, this story just makes me really pissed because the guy was such a jerk.
did anyone else notice her username? "PicturePerfect"
LOL you even posted this up. How embarrassing. Your fault anyways. Cheers
hahaha aw thats what you get
The father was WAY worse than you, what kind of person says the f-word in front of their
own family?!?!?!?!?! She's not conceited for thinking someone was taking a picture of her
when it's pointing right at her like #116 said. Seriously people chill. :P
LMAO GOT you @ss!!!
that is what you get think before you act karma a bitch
Today, some bitch asked me "Did I say you could take my picture?" while I was on vacation with my family. I replied "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." She turns around and see's my Family, obviously feeling like a bitch. FML.
i agree with everyone who says ur a bitch bitch because you need an attitude adjust ment
Way to go!
Why would he swear when his kids are around?!
hahaha. do you not realize tourists are everywhere!
and people are always taking pictures these days.
you apparently think so highly of yourself that you see someone with a camera. so you assume they are taking a pic of you. you are a bitch
i hope u learned ur lesson.
lmfao you're a dumbass bitch..
people curse around their kids all the time...after all, you do live with these people all day every day. It would be different if he was cursing AT his kids. But seriously, thats what you get when you "decide" to act bitchy.
conceited bitch
stupid frakkin *unt I bet u're the type of person that will still where mini skirts when u're 50 making everyone want to puke.
Now thats a heaping pile of KARMA! Hope it was a life altering lesson and it never ever happens again. I want to hate u but after reading all the comments I almost feel bad for you.
And the dad, yes, the f-bomb was validated due to arrogance and the all around douchiness. xo
you could've looked first, dumb bitch.
at least you know that you would never get kidnapped, no person would want to put up with a bitch like you. you'd probably be flattered.
bwahah, twunt.
but we do all have our moments too, i know i do that.
but use your context clues.
#43 same here
much ego you have. Reminds me of a comicon when i was walking to meet some friends, so we could go grab breakfast. A lady in line went. excuse me, the line starts over there. I went thank you, i was not going to the dealer room, so i started walking. "the line starts over there" showed them my pass, which was industry, got her to shut up and look stupid.
that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense whatsoever?! umm yeah that took me 5 minutes to understand what you were saying lmfao
no questions, u definitely deserve this.
Way to be a bitch, why would he want a picture of you anyway? You're not famous...you must be conceited. YDI
lol, pay attention
you really really deserved that one. This is one of my favorites
YDI, you were a bitch to the poor man and you had no right to talk to him like that. Besides, he was eating a cookie..
Cookie!
Haha. Niiice.
Apparently, you can't boast of being observant or polite. =/
Dammmnnn I bet that you just made up the guy saying "fuck" because you wanted everyone to feel sorry for you :)
Ha dumb ass! Self-centered much?
Bitch.
#5 people cuss like that in front of their kids all the time
hah YDI you were successful in being a bitch though
YDI for being a bitch.
AHAHAHAHA u got owned
hahaha! what a fucking bitch remark. wow. ppl like u r sooo freaking annoying
The biggest YDI I've given. Where do you get the nerve?
Since when is thinking some one is taking a picture of you when the camera is pointing right at you and saying," Did I say you could take a picture?" bitchy and concieted?!?! God, people like you guys are big ass fags...
^ Uhhh... because it was obvious he wasn't taking a picture of her? and because she WAS being a bitch?
God, people like you are the reason I'm allergic to stupidity. Mindless sheep.
LOL ur a fucking retard! at least look around first xDDDD
but i guess its not ur fault to just assume he was a creepy pedo tryin to take a pic of you O_O'
Omg I'd punch u if I were him
#175 I'm sorry but you are retarded. You don't randomly punch someone in the face after your ego got you to bitch at them. Yes he used the eff word but this bitch didn't pay attention to anything around her but the person who was supposedly taking a picture at her. This is called conceit. You especially don't punch them in the face in front of their children. You're a bigger bitch then Miss. DidISayYouCanTakeAPicture.
YDI nobody wants to take a picture of you anyways bitch
there's nothing wrong with having a big ego. acting on it, however, can be bad. being a bitch about it IS bad. YDI. by the way, if the kids were teenagers, why not curse in front of them?
I agree with # 3. What kindve dad would say that in front of the kid?
People talking bad about the dad, how would you react if some bitchy woman essentially accused you of being a pervert in front of your wife and kids. You must be extraordinarily full of yourself to assume somebody was taking pictures of you in public, get a life?
YDI for being a bitch
Wow.
How into yourself do you have to be to not even notice that the guy's trying to take a picture of his family?
That man is amazing. I am glad he f'in owned you, dear. Get over yourself next time.
Next time, don't be bitchy.
Wow ur not that hot ... So calm down
Well you're a bitch.
Why are all you morons bitching about the dad saying fuck in front of his family? It's a WORD, get over it. Shit, crap, and poo are all basically the same word, except that a long time ago someone decided which words were more approriate and everyone else went along with the idea. Get over yourselves.
your a stuck up snob, you need to stop thinking people want to take a pic of you...
187- and fuck is a bad word and it doesn't mean poop.
YDI for being a bitch
YDI for being stuck up.
stupid bitch
I don't really know what's so hard about just moving out of the way. If he follows then be polite. You won't make an ass of yourself and you won't have to post your screw-up on FML. You Deserved It.
why do girls like to be bitchy???
you only end up making yourself look like a dumbass
oh and you FAIL
Really??
Whats the point of being so stuck up to people you don't know?
Lets be honest. It doesn't do jack squat.
how do u feel that almost 140,000 people clicked YDI for this FML?
get over yourself
hahaha i love all these FMLs of "I was a complete bitch to someone who didn't do anything wrong" YDI because, well, you were a complete bitch to someone who didn't do anything wrong.
Conceded much?
You're an idiot
Ur a bitch
This is hilarious lol... why did you share this?
Wow your a bitch
COMPLETELY deserved.
Next time don't make assumptions based on your inflated ego, and don't be bitchy to strangers unless you are sure they deserve it.
I have had cameras pointed in my direction (not necessarily at ME) many times where I live, and since I'm not conceited enough to assume everyone wants a pic of me, I'll just turn away or ignore it unless I'm sure they are intending to take a picture of me. In which case, I usually just cover my face, turn around, or look at them so they know I notice it.
There's no need to be a bitch about it unless they're acting like a paparazzi, but of course you're not famous or important enough to experience that, so forget about it.
That's right I said that and why the fuck would you be such a jack ass about it think next time
P.S. My family hates you!
Oaaahhhhh some body has been a naughty girl
I hope his wife punched you in the mouth.
Haha I hope you got slapped. You're so vain.
#179 my wife kicked him in the nuts
people on here need to chill. they have no right to be cussing at you like this. you were just oblivious.. that's all there is to it. there's no need to be calling you a bitch. everybody makes mistakes people. chiiiill.
Yes he used the "F" word but at least he had the decency to ASK you if you can move the fxck away. Bitch
Just because someone swears in front of their children doesn't automatically make him/her a bad parent. My parents swear in front of me all the time and they're not half bad.
(Note that I say half bad. lol.)
I've heard that joke before
Lmao
Dumb hoe!
Thats wat you get for being a smart assed bitch
Wow. I can't believe people are 'amazed' that the dad would swear in front of his family...? It's just a freaking word. You hear much worse than 'fuck' when you turn on a TV. Kinda funny how everyone here thinks the world is perfect and no child / family should hear these 'foul' words.
If your in a public place no one at all needs your permission to take your picture so get over it.
it's like seriously, who pissed in your cheerios lady?
it's like seriously, who shat in your frosted flakes woman?
Stupid stuck-up, self-absorbed, narcissistic bitch. No one wants to take pictures of you, keep that in mind for the next time you want to be a horrible bitch to someone trying to take pictures of their family with your inflated head blocking their view. YDI, witless bitter hag.
It's rude idiots like you that make this world a shitty place to live.
Just to reiterate, you're a narcissistic conceited bitch. Get over yourself.
Omg u are such a bitch! Y would anyone want to take a picture of u? Skank!
y the hell would u just randomly act like tht......man ur stupid
your lucky he didn't kick your ass.
wow. talk about ego.
and you expect us to feel bad for you? dont worry, i do stupid things all the time.
you r such a bitch I hope u know that u fat fucking whore
Wow you're full of yourself huh? Why would some strange take a picture of you? Point proven you think everyone wants you I.E. full of yourself
o-o
Wow, YTDI
Conceited...
YDI for having no respect
YDI. i hope You Die In a fire.
I agree.. but I couldn't help but notice YouDieIn a fire... leik YDI a fire... sorry.. I really had to let someone knoe that.
Wow, how does it feel to be a raging bitch? Hopefully not as good as it will feel when you die in a fire
Congratulations on graduating from Egotistical Bitch 101.
wow ur sooo dumb! when u see someone with a camera move out their way!! why would a stranger want to take a picture of you anyways?
ur one dumb fucking retard
Smooth move, cunt.
And as for the people on here pissing and moaning about how the guy said "fuck" in front of his kid, get real, get a life. Most parents cuss in front of their kids, and given the situation, it was acceptable.
YDI. i hope You Die In a fire.cunt.
Wow u bitch
what do you think you're some famous bitch ou errogant dumbass?
good! bitch
Today, I was just taking a picture of my wife and kids when some random ass decided to get in the way and assume I was taking a picture if them. FML
...Seriously though, how can you seriously think a random guy just decided to take a pic of you? YDI
wow ur such a goddamn bitch, u know that? why the hell would u assume he was taking a picture of u? ur really retarded and bitchy for thinking that. i would just assume he was taking a picture of something else. way to be a total bitch, nice job
You actually deserved that. Seriously, you might want to be careful because youre going is about to pop.
u dick!
better be glad it wasn't some psycho you did that to.
good for him
my dad would have done the same thing lol
ydi
you ARE a biatch
the only scenario where it would be reasonable for the Op to do that is if she's a celebrity like Megan Fox or Lindsey Lohan (which I highly doubt)
Otherwise she just has a really big ego.
OP, just in case you ever go to Paris, here's a tip for you: if you're on top of the Eiffel Tower and you see people on the ground with cameras pointed in your direction...they're taking pictures of the tower not of you.
lmfao your those stuck up bitches aren't you
