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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328 — 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm
by PicturePerfect — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (10572)
You totally deserve it (179724)

Lol.

#1 - 03/02/2009 at 8:00pm - Kyothine

win.

#257 - 02/21/2010 at 1:24am - gomgom54

bitch

#260 - 03/05/2010 at 3:35pm - SLKBlack96

haha this reminds me of the awkward moments when someone looks like they wave to you but really they are waving to someone near you. I hate those moments, and this would be 10000000x worse...eek!

#261 - 03/10/2010 at 1:10am - megissocool

haahahahahahaha. copd it!

#263 - 03/19/2010 at 11:36pm - shiftytys

I love it when a woman decides to act like a Cunt and gets slapped down a peg or two.

#264 - 03/20/2010 at 9:49pm - liveloveandownit

much ego you have. Reminds me of a comicon when i was walking to meet some friends, so we could go grab breakfast. A lady in line went. excuse me, the line starts over there. I went thank you, i was not going to the dealer room, so i started walking. "the line starts over there" showed them my pass, which was industry, got her to shut up and look stupid.

#4 - 03/02/2009 at 8:12pm - AliSama

why would the father say "fuck" in front of his wife and children like that? hmm... idk if i believe he was as big a bitch as you

#5 - 03/02/2009 at 8:14pm - fml0rjs

haven't you ever been to a household where the family wasn't as proper as yours? if not you need to get out more and get in touch with reality. to answer your question because people can be asshole around anyone just cus it says wife and kid(s) doesn't mean it's a sound respectable family.

#252 - 02/10/2010 at 3:03am - sillypiper

I've been cursed out by my own father, and mother, and sis while I was still younger than ten.

#254 - 02/15/2010 at 2:24pm - wasted0087

it totally curse OP out in front of my family if that happened

#255 - 02/16/2010 at 7:36pm - crazycornn

that is funny...i cant believe the guy cursed like that in front of his kid...u were messed up tho...

#6 - 03/02/2009 at 8:15pm - muse88

some people shouldn't have kids. that being said they could have been out of earshot

#258 - 02/21/2010 at 12:48pm - Jrook

this is my all-time favorite.

#7 - 03/02/2009 at 8:16pm - slightlymad

I agree with #3

#8 - 03/02/2009 at 8:16pm - CaptainCasual

*Agrees with #3*

#10 - 03/02/2009 at 8:27pm - delusionalship

I agree. You need to unbitch yourself. Ready.... set... go....

However, I agree, you have to be a pretty big bitch to not realize people take pictures of their families all the time in public. It's damn near common sense that when you see someone with a camera, you move out the way.

#11 - 03/02/2009 at 8:29pm - NorfolkDude

That guy could've been a little nicer about it... Why was he dropping the f-bomb in front of his children?

#12 - 03/02/2009 at 8:32pm - life_is_a_hooker

agree with 3 - you reap what you sow. If you didn't want him to respond like that to you, you wouldn't have decided to be "b*tchy" in the first place, now would you have. You must have been craving the attention

#13 - 03/02/2009 at 8:35pm - marris

+100 bp @ #3

#15 - 03/02/2009 at 8:55pm - Cloudy

This story would've ended great if one of the kids kicked you in the ass while you were arguing with their dad. For being such a b*tch you deserved that

#16 - 03/02/2009 at 9:00pm - saintice23

I don't see why it's so unbelievable. My dad cusses in front of my family all the time.

#17 - 03/02/2009 at 9:06pm - iammeanttolive

Wow, that was definitely a BITCHY thing to do. Next time, think before you talk :)
Although, I would have probably done the same thing.

#18 - 03/02/2009 at 9:19pm - LyLa

That's what you get for being a bitch to random strangers before taking a second to understand them. It's called common courtesy...it's people like you who make it not-so-common. And people take pictures of their families all the time in public places, you obviously lack the common sense to notice that as well. So bottom line: you deserved this. Learn to be a nicer person...I hope this experience has humbled a bit and taught you to think before you say something deliberately snarky and rude.

#19 - 03/02/2009 at 9:23pm - PureGold

You definitely deserve it. Try not being a total jackass.

#20 - 03/02/2009 at 9:28pm - Shadic

That's what you get for making assumptions and being a bitch.

#21 - 03/02/2009 at 9:31pm - jackaaa

Sorry, shouldn't have been a bitch for no reason. I don't feel bad for you.

#22 - 03/02/2009 at 9:35pm - andelizastrin

You must be the same bitch that accused me of staring at you on the bus! I was only trying to look out the window but your head was in the way. Don't flatter yourself.

#23 - 03/02/2009 at 9:36pm - Calicis

yeah youre a fucking bitch

#24 - 03/02/2009 at 9:40pm - luvlee

"I hate when people say "I decided to be bitchy." No, bitch, you decided to be yourself."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'VE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD, OH GOD DAMN.

#25 - 03/02/2009 at 9:41pm - ilawlzatyou

@23: I have the same problem!
There I am, trying to fucking stare at the wall, and someone walks in front of it. Then I have to look in some random direction so I'm not staring at them.

#26 - 03/02/2009 at 10:23pm - lulz

"I decided to be bitchy" you know because all guys love that.

#27 - 03/02/2009 at 10:45pm - imhawaiian

And that's what you get for being a self-centered bitch. Keep up the good work.

#28 - 03/02/2009 at 10:47pm - IngenuityGap

Hahahahahahahahahaa people on this site are so loving.

#29 - 03/02/2009 at 10:51pm - Jteams18

That's what you get for being so self-centered and thinking you were worth one second of his time! You didn't even know him!

#s 3, 20-24, 9, 14, 19 - I agree!

#30 - 03/02/2009 at 11:06pm - Amkii

ahhhh haha you're an asshole

#31 - 03/02/2009 at 11:13pm - Snorky

somehow i doubt he said the f word in front of his kids..maybe he was farther away or maybe this is exagerated haha either way really funny

#32 - 03/02/2009 at 11:13pm - moig

FACT: #3 is a bamf

#33 - 03/02/2009 at 11:25pm - meddude

LMFAO .
wow , bitch move .
;)

#34 - 03/02/2009 at 11:29pm - dammn

OWNED!!!!!

#35 - 03/02/2009 at 11:52pm - OMGhi2YOU

I can't believe you thought he would randomly take a picture of you. I mean, don't people usually ASK if they can have a picture of you so they can get you in the right spot, in a good pose?

#36 - 03/03/2009 at 12:14am - Uconnrunner

lol PWNNNNN >D
I like the dad. Swearing in front of the kids is a setting a real good example ^_^.
Surprisingly, I wasn't being sarcastic. They're words, and he taught his kids when it's appropriate to use them.

#37 - 03/03/2009 at 12:15am - 0___0

that's what you get for being a bitch, asshole!

#38 - 03/03/2009 at 12:29am - zachattack

I think he could of said something, he's a jerk. A true one if he speaks like that in front of his close ones.

#39 - 03/03/2009 at 12:57am - asdfqewr

LMAO what an egocentric bitch.

You got pwned, and you fucking deserved it.

#40 - 03/03/2009 at 12:58am - _incredulous

what made you think he was taking a picture of you? for kicks?

#41 - 03/03/2009 at 1:02am - naiveprophet

lolwtfbbbitch

Seriously, no random person is going to give a fuck enough to want to take your picture. Maybe steal your purse, but not take your picture.

#42 - 03/03/2009 at 1:09am - Vonnick

#4 had so many problems I had to spend over a minute trying to figure out what he was saying.

#43 - 03/03/2009 at 1:13am - Seegtease

What a good way to realize, 'No, you aren't special. Move the fuck out of the way.'

#44 - 03/03/2009 at 1:30am - Neep

love his response. thats what you get

#45 - 03/03/2009 at 1:30am - hotdawg

As a photographer living in a large city I've had quite a few people yell at me for taking photos of buildings / scenes within the city when they just so happened to be walking by (and one case of a person trying to take my camera from me and threatening to smash it).

Even if he wasn't taking a picture of his family, photography is not illegal on public property and if you're in a public space you have no reasonable expectation of privacy. You're well within your rights to be a jerk and make a sarcastic remark if you see a camera lens pointed at you in public, but the person on the other side of the camera is also well within their rights to think you're a paranoid and/or narcissistic freak and shrug you off.

#46 - 03/03/2009 at 1:37am - ohmygolly

you must feel kind of stupid!! lol at least you probably won't ever see him again

#47 - 03/03/2009 at 2:23am - Ordinary_Zena

You must be from New York.

#48 - 03/03/2009 at 2:35am - jojo1031

you deserved that.

#49 - 03/03/2009 at 2:41am - whudafxupjos

you are ridiculous, and clearly the most self-centered person in the world.

#50 - 03/03/2009 at 2:51am - ohboyfml

LOLOLOL nice.

#51 - 03/03/2009 at 3:07am - kyleshiin

Lol at your ego.

Reminds me of the commercial where the girl is sitting on the couch cycling through endless pictures of herself and the guy sitting next to her is in agony. And the girl isn't even hot.

#52 - 03/03/2009 at 3:16am - ssoljah

To all the people who are whining about the dad swearing in front of their kid, where the hell did you grow up, a thirteen year long episode of Winnie the Pooh? My dad swore in front of me whenever he saw fit.

#53 - 03/03/2009 at 5:21am - PTERONOPHOBIA

I don't understand why people always jump to conclusions and make a fool out of themselves.

#54 - 03/03/2009 at 6:35am - toenails

you deserved that one!

#55 - 03/03/2009 at 7:01am - rawrrkidd

i hate bitches like you.... why are you so mean ???????????? why??????????? WHY!!!!????

have a cookie or something

#56 - 03/03/2009 at 8:39am - FurryChest

Serves you right for trying to be a bitch. No FML for you, you deserved it and i hope you get that more when you try being jerk.

#57 - 03/03/2009 at 9:12am - nwater

Man, you sure got owned for being so damned self-centered.

#58 - 03/03/2009 at 9:58am - EcceNemo

Next time, decide to NOT be bitchy.

#59 - 03/03/2009 at 10:05am - macfluffers

as a photographer i proudly clicked 'you deserve that one'
fucking annoying when people do that...

#60 - 03/03/2009 at 11:13am - TheAlxEnigma

Your are such an asshole, the guy should have punched you in the face.

#61 - 03/03/2009 at 11:35am - Richard_Razo

You got what you deserved. Maybe it was your time of the month or maybe you are just a bitch all the time. That dad had every right to say what he said to you!

#62 - 03/03/2009 at 2:18pm - npk88

I think everyone has had parent's that had slipped a swear in front of their kids. I know my parents have multiple times. Also, you were a bitch and got what you deserved.

#63 - 03/03/2009 at 3:16pm - vballer

saying the f word in front of ur kids really isn't that big of a deal
it's not like he was addressing them-

#64 - 03/03/2009 at 3:38pm - 11dibarig

You deserved it you fucking douche.

#65 - 03/03/2009 at 4:17pm - ilovekittens

Its funny how u decided to be bitchy i guess you do that a lot

#66 - 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm - Jeniusjay919

Seeing as being bitchy and self centered didn't work, maybe you could try something different next time.
It tends to work better.
Just a thought..

#67 - 03/03/2009 at 6:09pm - musicislife

My gawd I never laughed so hard.
Served you right

#68 - 03/03/2009 at 7:42pm - Blank

hahaha,
that's what you fully deserve!

#69 - 03/03/2009 at 7:53pm - pokurfayce

well, you deserved that one. you don't have the right to be a bitch.

#70 - 03/03/2009 at 8:53pm - lovers4life

i dont get why everyones so mean on this website! that suckkks

#71 - 03/03/2009 at 10:58pm - xfmlx

way to be completely oblivious hahahaha

#72 - 03/04/2009 at 12:24am - slovesj

I've got to say you deserved that one. Its amusing and very self centered that you'd assume that some stranger would want a picture of you.

#73 - 03/04/2009 at 12:35am - Lila

@71

she deserved it. she should have checked her surroundings. guys like to take pictures of more than just women

#74 - 03/04/2009 at 12:47am - commonsense

Hah you deserved that one. I would have said the exact same thing as that guy. Disrespecting people you don't know is one of the few things that can make me extremely angry. I'm glad you felt bad enough about it that you posted on fmylife though so kudos.

#75 - 03/04/2009 at 1:19am - ConSeannery

#37 - hhahaa theyre words, and he taught them when to use them
HAHAHAHA brilliant!!

#76 - 03/04/2009 at 1:41am - m0nicam0nster

Yeah, you should have sized up the situation, but I'm always paranoid about creeps, so I sort of understand the mentality. I would have phrased it in a question, though- "Are you taking my picture?" For we all know what happens when you assume...

#77 - 03/04/2009 at 3:41am - kissmeimkati

show some respect to people. thats what you get.

#78 - 03/04/2009 at 10:40am - LeBelleVie

thats what happens when you are a bitch

#79 - 03/04/2009 at 2:47pm - XCrunner

That's what you get for being a bitch, bitch.
You deserve to be put in your place.

#80 - 03/04/2009 at 7:06pm - Bunbu

i agree with 5 and 6

#81 - 03/04/2009 at 8:44pm - izbity

# 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#82 - 03/05/2009 at 11:43am - ksockman152

You could have avoided this by assuming that a random person wouldn't be randomly taking a picture of you, which is just plain creepy, and if he was such a person, chances are he'd already be arrested....

#83 - 03/05/2009 at 4:40pm - sidewinderbudd

oh.my.god. the funniest fml i've read so far.
but you're still kinda of a bitch.

#84 - 03/05/2009 at 5:27pm - fcuk

what a bitch, you need to chill out

#85 - 03/05/2009 at 9:15pm - Chronic_Diarrhea

OWNED

#86 - 03/06/2009 at 3:00am - icare

Wow, are you really that smug to think random people want to take pictures of you? :P

#87 - 03/06/2009 at 12:43pm - Tikal

Dude okay i think that you were a bitch about it but i also think that he could have been like oh im trying to take a picture of my family but i don't know wow i guess you both desurved it.

#88 - 03/06/2009 at 6:59pm - jasmyne04

WOW ur such a shmuck and sooooooo rude

#89 - 03/06/2009 at 11:56pm - ninja28104

Dude put you in your place, whore.

#90 - 03/07/2009 at 12:02am - gogogor

I've had people stick cameras in my face before. It's really unsettling, especially when you KNOW they are taking your picture and not asking.

But, next time, take a look around before saying anything...

#91 - 03/07/2009 at 1:02am - Sammara

Well aren't you tough.
No one's going to even think to mess with you. Much less with a camera.
Are you going to beat up the next 7 year old who looks at you funny?

#92 - 03/07/2009 at 1:05am - HOLLAcaust

SLUT

#93 - 03/07/2009 at 3:33pm - gumcuzzler

that is what you get, women thinking they're such a damn prize is annoying.

#94 - 03/08/2009 at 12:39am - Ishwant

Your fault.

#95 - 03/08/2009 at 1:37am - mehwhateverr

your just like my ex-girlfriend. You think the world revolves around you. Well it doesn't. im glad someone put you in your place you bitch.

#96 - 03/09/2009 at 12:57am - eyekillasnitch

hahaa... idiot

#97 - 03/10/2009 at 12:13am - derriick

Woah so much aggro in this story and in the comments.... could everyone just take a really big chill pill? Seriously...

#98 - 03/11/2009 at 4:01am - berlin_hennessy

BAHAHAHA!!!
This made me laugh super hard!
Next time don't be such a fuckin' twat!

#102 - 03/13/2009 at 12:51am - sarahskinnyjeans

I shouldn't laugh, but this is pretty funny. How much of an ass did you feel like after that?

#103 - 03/13/2009 at 6:30pm - Jeffy03

@98...shutup

@bitch...EHHHHHPICCC OWNNNNNNNNNN

#104 - 03/13/2009 at 9:27pm - vengefulishe

lamo damn shame

#105 - 03/14/2009 at 6:04pm - KidKingKong

wow, if you werent so damn conceited maybe you wouldn't come off as such a loser

#106 - 03/14/2009 at 9:06pm - andiecandyy

lol u just got powned in the face soo hard its soo funny too

#107 - 03/15/2009 at 11:05pm - puffdis420

hahahahahahah thats jokes.. he shouldnt' have said 'fuck' in front of his family.

#108 - 03/16/2009 at 6:15pm - liljon3

Nah the guy saying fuck in front of his family is really no big deal, my dad/grandpa/uncles etc. have been swearing around me and my younger brother for as long as i can remember. Its nothing weird, and neither of us turned out to be angry psycho's or anything either. All of them are tradesmen though so that may have something to do with their abrasive language.

#109 - 03/16/2009 at 9:10pm - shakman77

Yeah, 'cause that's not bitchy at all.
I would have said the same thing as him.

#110 - 03/17/2009 at 12:34am - carolinee3

PMS or just your ego? Or maybe both.

Why the HECK would you want to randomly b-word at someone? That's probably the stupidest thing I've read, other than the FML where the babysitter drew a dick on a dry erase board with a Sharpie.

No wonder guys say girls are confusing.

And I'm a girl.

#111 - 03/17/2009 at 8:10pm - Mish

Try not to flatter yourself next time honey!

#112 - 03/17/2009 at 8:59pm - eeee93757

lmfao.
egomaniacal much?

#113 - 03/18/2009 at 3:48pm - leighandnaomi

This has happened to me before. I was trying to take a picture of a club decor when some bitch (who thinks she's hell of hot) comes up to me and goes, "Why the fuck are you taking a picture of me?!" I realized bitching her out wouldn't solve anything so I just showed her the screen of the camera of the last few pictures I took. She didn't see herself in any of the pictures. But instead of the bitch apologizing to me, she just walked away with more attitude. That should be my FML story.

#114 - 03/18/2009 at 9:42pm - Wonka

God damn what a huge CUNT i feel no sympathy for you at all your dumbass must need to get fucked or something for being that big of a bitch

#115 - 03/19/2009 at 12:56am - GUTS

ha wow, awkward much

i think ppl should stop being so harsh, weve all had our moments =p since when does thinking someone is taking a picture of u when theyre pointing the camera right at u make u conceited?

#116 - 03/19/2009 at 7:12pm - rainstorm

#25 has it.. you didnt decide to be bitchy.. you just are one

#117 - 03/19/2009 at 9:27pm - WIDRR

LOOOOOOOOOOL pwnt beetch

#118 - 03/20/2009 at 11:47pm - oxama

HAHA, what a dumbass.
must be from Jersey

#119 - 03/23/2009 at 1:55am - I_o_U

don't understand #4's comment

lol and yes the OP defintely deserved this.

#120 - 03/23/2009 at 2:09am - happygolucky9

lmao i think this is hilarious..i probably would have had the same reaction to the camera..why wouldnt anyone wanna take a picture of me? everyone should feel that way..haha but i also would have started cracking up and been like burnn on myself when i saw the family.. cause its funnyyy ..lighten up ppl

#121 - 03/23/2009 at 1:30pm - aninnerglow

Way to automatically assume that he even cares about what the hell you look like.

I'd be happy if someone wanted to take pictures of me...

Jeez. Self-centred dumbass.

#122 - 03/24/2009 at 2:47am - watson

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

#123 - 03/24/2009 at 5:48pm - Monty_Python

I should backhand you...

#124 - 03/24/2009 at 10:28pm - papamoon19

Seriously, is being nice really that hard?

#125 - 03/26/2009 at 8:12pm - allie2590

Haha my father would say something like that. Classic.

#126 - 03/27/2009 at 12:42am - Skye621

haha omg that's hilarious

#127 - 03/27/2009 at 3:04pm - DME

thats what you get when you act lke a bitch

#128 - 03/28/2009 at 1:01pm - skygirl27

That's what happens when your huge ego gets in the way of paying attention to what's actually going on around you.

#129 - 03/28/2009 at 4:47pm - greenbunni08

haha, who do you think you are?

#130 - 03/29/2009 at 5:51am - amber911

I bet you think you're the shit. Why don't you chill out and assume people aren't out to harass you.

#131 - 03/29/2009 at 1:18pm - a201

HAHAHA this is something I would do, that suckssss. I would go home so embarrassed. It's aight... it happens.

#132 - 03/30/2009 at 2:52am - 1073kat

HAHAHAHA! It's funny how cocky people can be - espesh when they don't have a reason to be.

#133 - 03/30/2009 at 6:52am - cchang604

haha, thats what you get for being a bitch XD

#134 - 03/30/2009 at 11:49pm - crackheadfosho

Actually, if I thought someone was going to take a picture of me, I'd say the same thing, and the guy was way worse than you, in fact, this story just makes me really pissed because the guy was such a jerk.

#135 - 04/01/2009 at 12:19pm - lilacwords

did anyone else notice her username? "PicturePerfect"

#136 - 04/04/2009 at 8:31pm - Lauriebug

LOL you even posted this up. How embarrassing. Your fault anyways. Cheers

#137 - 04/08/2009 at 12:36pm - moleypoley

hahaha aw thats what you get

#138 - 04/09/2009 at 11:48am - lalosaa

The father was WAY worse than you, what kind of person says the f-word in front of their
own family?!?!?!?!?! She's not conceited for thinking someone was taking a picture of her
when it's pointing right at her like #116 said. Seriously people chill. :P

#139 - 04/10/2009 at 10:03pm - scateice

LMAO GOT you @ss!!!

#140 - 04/15/2009 at 8:27pm - Time2Remission

that is what you get think before you act karma a bitch

#141 - 04/16/2009 at 12:39am - Dasmi3

Today, some bitch asked me "Did I say you could take my picture?" while I was on vacation with my family. I replied "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." She turns around and see's my Family, obviously feeling like a bitch. FML.

#142 - 04/16/2009 at 3:00pm - ohemily

i agree with everyone who says ur a bitch bitch because you need an attitude adjust ment

#143 - 04/16/2009 at 6:46pm - xstaticdelta

Way to go!

#144 - 04/16/2009 at 7:13pm - dance123

Why would he swear when his kids are around?!

#145 - 04/17/2009 at 8:38pm - Phantom_Brave

hahaha. do you not realize tourists are everywhere!
and people are always taking pictures these days.
you apparently think so highly of yourself that you see someone with a camera. so you assume they are taking a pic of you. you are a bitch

#146 - 04/18/2009 at 10:01am - legitmw

i hope u learned ur lesson.

#147 - 04/18/2009 at 7:27pm - fuckmayne

lmfao you're a dumbass bitch..

#148 - 04/18/2009 at 11:09pm - breeezaaybby

people curse around their kids all the time...after all, you do live with these people all day every day. It would be different if he was cursing AT his kids. But seriously, thats what you get when you "decide" to act bitchy.

#149 - 04/19/2009 at 12:57pm - rachael_e

conceited bitch

#150 - 04/20/2009 at 10:44pm - tdawgheath

stupid frakkin *unt I bet u're the type of person that will still where mini skirts when u're 50 making everyone want to puke.

#151 - 04/21/2009 at 1:07am - pastywhitenerd

Now thats a heaping pile of KARMA! Hope it was a life altering lesson and it never ever happens again. I want to hate u but after reading all the comments I almost feel bad for you.

And the dad, yes, the f-bomb was validated due to arrogance and the all around douchiness. xo

#152 - 04/21/2009 at 10:20am - nonstopsand

you could've looked first, dumb bitch.

#154 - 04/23/2009 at 9:17pm - Ric3ball

at least you know that you would never get kidnapped, no person would want to put up with a bitch like you. you'd probably be flattered.


bwahah, twunt.
but we do all have our moments too, i know i do that.
but use your context clues.

#155 - 04/26/2009 at 11:26pm - ohhhhshizzz

#43 same here
much ego you have. Reminds me of a comicon when i was walking to meet some friends, so we could go grab breakfast. A lady in line went. excuse me, the line starts over there. I went thank you, i was not going to the dealer room, so i started walking. "the line starts over there" showed them my pass, which was industry, got her to shut up and look stupid.
that makes ABSOLUTELY no sense whatsoever?! umm yeah that took me 5 minutes to understand what you were saying lmfao

#156 - 04/27/2009 at 4:52pm - ftsk_fan_12

no questions, u definitely deserve this.

#157 - 04/30/2009 at 1:33pm - hisopy

Way to be a bitch, why would he want a picture of you anyway? You're not famous...you must be conceited. YDI

#158 - 05/01/2009 at 4:01pm - Julsa

lol, pay attention

#159 - 05/02/2009 at 12:11pm - Zapdemon

you really really deserved that one. This is one of my favorites

#160 - 05/03/2009 at 5:14am - AirPegasusXC

YDI, you were a bitch to the poor man and you had no right to talk to him like that. Besides, he was eating a cookie..

Cookie!

#161 - 05/03/2009 at 5:18pm - C0okieMonster

Haha. Niiice.

Apparently, you can't boast of being observant or polite. =/

#162 - 05/08/2009 at 1:06pm - sundaycoma

Dammmnnn I bet that you just made up the guy saying "fuck" because you wanted everyone to feel sorry for you :)

#163 - 05/12/2009 at 9:19am - lolfailure

Ha dumb ass! Self-centered much?

#164 - 05/14/2009 at 3:27am - BlueIsDead

Bitch.

#165 - 05/14/2009 at 9:39am - Masta_Blasta

#5 people cuss like that in front of their kids all the time

#166 - 05/15/2009 at 8:36pm - hanners

hah YDI you were successful in being a bitch though

#167 - 05/17/2009 at 1:49am - dusty1030

YDI for being a bitch.

#168 - 05/17/2009 at 12:46pm - tams

AHAHAHAHA u got owned

#169 - 05/19/2009 at 8:14pm - fmylife529

hahaha! what a fucking bitch remark. wow. ppl like u r sooo freaking annoying

#170 - 05/22/2009 at 4:17am - vela9002

The biggest YDI I've given. Where do you get the nerve?

#171 - 05/26/2009 at 4:35pm - xerao

Since when is thinking some one is taking a picture of you when the camera is pointing right at you and saying," Did I say you could take a picture?" bitchy and concieted?!?! God, people like you guys are big ass fags...

#172 - 05/26/2009 at 9:15pm - scateice

^ Uhhh... because it was obvious he wasn't taking a picture of her? and because she WAS being a bitch?

God, people like you are the reason I'm allergic to stupidity. Mindless sheep.

#173 - 05/26/2009 at 10:19pm - podrummer9209

LOL ur a fucking retard! at least look around first xDDDD
but i guess its not ur fault to just assume he was a creepy pedo tryin to take a pic of you O_O'

#174 - 05/30/2009 at 6:08pm - Googlemypants

Omg I'd punch u if I were him

#175 - 06/02/2009 at 12:45am - Spudski

#175 I'm sorry but you are retarded. You don't randomly punch someone in the face after your ego got you to bitch at them. Yes he used the eff word but this bitch didn't pay attention to anything around her but the person who was supposedly taking a picture at her. This is called conceit. You especially don't punch them in the face in front of their children. You're a bigger bitch then Miss. DidISayYouCanTakeAPicture.

#211 - 07/04/2009 at 12:30am - You_Deserved_It

YDI nobody wants to take a picture of you anyways bitch

#176 - 06/02/2009 at 4:20pm - Nightfallz

there's nothing wrong with having a big ego. acting on it, however, can be bad. being a bitch about it IS bad. YDI. by the way, if the kids were teenagers, why not curse in front of them?

#177 - 06/02/2009 at 5:54pm - zredalert95

I agree with # 3. What kindve dad would say that in front of the kid?

#178 - 06/03/2009 at 12:47am - jsteelers

People talking bad about the dad, how would you react if some bitchy woman essentially accused you of being a pervert in front of your wife and kids. You must be extraordinarily full of yourself to assume somebody was taking pictures of you in public, get a life?

#179 - 06/03/2009 at 6:49pm - derekb

YDI for being a bitch

#180 - 06/04/2009 at 12:18am - paleknight47

Wow.
How into yourself do you have to be to not even notice that the guy's trying to take a picture of his family?

#181 - 06/04/2009 at 4:11am - tchntrm

That man is amazing. I am glad he f'in owned you, dear. Get over yourself next time.

#182 - 06/04/2009 at 8:23am - brapbrapbrap

Next time, don't be bitchy.

#183 - 06/04/2009 at 3:54pm - meta_knight_486

Wow ur not that hot ... So calm down

#184 - 06/05/2009 at 4:10pm -

Well you're a bitch.

#187 - 06/06/2009 at 1:47am - boredlittlechild

Why are all you morons bitching about the dad saying fuck in front of his family? It's a WORD, get over it. Shit, crap, and poo are all basically the same word, except that a long time ago someone decided which words were more approriate and everyone else went along with the idea. Get over yourselves.

#188 - 06/06/2009 at 5:07pm - Gingerly

your a stuck up snob, you need to stop thinking people want to take a pic of you...

187- and fuck is a bad word and it doesn't mean poop.

#189 - 06/06/2009 at 6:10pm - laxgirl29

YDI for being a bitch

#190 - 06/09/2009 at 12:58pm - rocker8877

YDI for being stuck up.

#191 - 06/09/2009 at 3:15pm - jetstream417

stupid bitch

#192 - 06/09/2009 at 8:29pm - JRUFF

I don't really know what's so hard about just moving out of the way. If he follows then be polite. You won't make an ass of yourself and you won't have to post your screw-up on FML. You Deserved It.

#193 - 06/10/2009 at 1:16pm - RyanKaufman

why do girls like to be bitchy???
you only end up making yourself look like a dumbass

oh and you FAIL

#194 - 06/10/2009 at 3:39pm - d4l2w7

Really??

Whats the point of being so stuck up to people you don't know?
Lets be honest. It doesn't do jack squat.

#195 - 06/11/2009 at 11:28pm - Stragler

how do u feel that almost 140,000 people clicked YDI for this FML?

#196 - 06/12/2009 at 3:42am - blobxmaster13

get over yourself

#197 - 06/12/2009 at 5:00am - dilutedpink

hahaha i love all these FMLs of "I was a complete bitch to someone who didn't do anything wrong" YDI because, well, you were a complete bitch to someone who didn't do anything wrong.

#198 - 06/13/2009 at 10:03pm - KevinB

Conceded much?

#199 - 06/13/2009 at 11:20pm - happygoluckyhh

You're an idiot

#200 - 06/14/2009 at 3:44am - deadman8506

Ur a bitch

#201 - 06/15/2009 at 2:05pm - tomberryboy

This is hilarious lol... why did you share this?

#202 - 06/15/2009 at 6:19pm - Tom815Cat

Wow your a bitch

#203 - 06/16/2009 at 2:24am - fyasko124

COMPLETELY deserved.

Next time don't make assumptions based on your inflated ego, and don't be bitchy to strangers unless you are sure they deserve it.

I have had cameras pointed in my direction (not necessarily at ME) many times where I live, and since I'm not conceited enough to assume everyone wants a pic of me, I'll just turn away or ignore it unless I'm sure they are intending to take a picture of me. In which case, I usually just cover my face, turn around, or look at them so they know I notice it.

There's no need to be a bitch about it unless they're acting like a paparazzi, but of course you're not famous or important enough to experience that, so forget about it.

#204 - 06/22/2009 at 4:43am - missphantasm

That's right I said that and why the fuck would you be such a jack ass about it think next time

P.S. My family hates you!

#205 - 06/22/2009 at 8:46am - shnibz101

Oaaahhhhh some body has been a naughty girl

#206 - 06/24/2009 at 4:55am - neokiller

I hope his wife punched you in the mouth.

#207 - 06/28/2009 at 6:24am - der_Jabberwhock

Haha I hope you got slapped. You're so vain.

#208 - 06/30/2009 at 1:19pm - Radiophobia

#179 my wife kicked him in the nuts

#209 - 06/30/2009 at 11:25pm - shnibz101

people on here need to chill. they have no right to be cussing at you like this. you were just oblivious.. that's all there is to it. there's no need to be calling you a bitch. everybody makes mistakes people. chiiiill.

#210 - 07/02/2009 at 4:36am - missunlucky

Yes he used the "F" word but at least he had the decency to ASK you if you can move the fxck away. Bitch

#212 - 07/04/2009 at 12:33am - You_Deserved_It

Just because someone swears in front of their children doesn't automatically make him/her a bad parent. My parents swear in front of me all the time and they're not half bad.

(Note that I say half bad. lol.)

#213 - 07/09/2009 at 3:25am - adjacantobjectiv

I've heard that joke before

#214 - 07/09/2009 at 10:14pm - injekted

Lmao

#215 - 07/10/2009 at 9:51am - eli_guerra

Dumb hoe!

#216 - 07/15/2009 at 11:48pm - achmed_88

Thats wat you get for being a smart assed bitch

#217 - 07/16/2009 at 2:24pm - WC912

Wow. I can't believe people are 'amazed' that the dad would swear in front of his family...? It's just a freaking word. You hear much worse than 'fuck' when you turn on a TV. Kinda funny how everyone here thinks the world is perfect and no child / family should hear these 'foul' words.

#220 - 08/06/2009 at 6:47pm - SusanaSaysRawrxD

If your in a public place no one at all needs your permission to take your picture so get over it.

#221 - 08/17/2009 at 3:59am - rocky1971

it's like seriously, who pissed in your cheerios lady?

#222 - 08/24/2009 at 4:56pm - whatever2304

it's like seriously, who shat in your frosted flakes woman?

#223 - 08/25/2009 at 3:28am - AxelAbduction

Stupid stuck-up, self-absorbed, narcissistic bitch. No one wants to take pictures of you, keep that in mind for the next time you want to be a horrible bitch to someone trying to take pictures of their family with your inflated head blocking their view. YDI, witless bitter hag.

It's rude idiots like you that make this world a shitty place to live.

#224 - 08/26/2009 at 4:08pm - gummibehrs

Just to reiterate, you're a narcissistic conceited bitch. Get over yourself.

#225 - 08/26/2009 at 4:17pm - gummibehrs

Omg u are such a bitch! Y would anyone want to take a picture of u? Skank!

#226 - 08/29/2009 at 6:57pm - mushrooms

y the hell would u just randomly act like tht......man ur stupid

#228 - 09/11/2009 at 8:05pm - colts894

your lucky he didn't kick your ass.

#229 - 09/13/2009 at 12:23am - evan9032

wow. talk about ego.

#230 - 09/19/2009 at 12:53pm - clarity17

and you expect us to feel bad for you? dont worry, i do stupid things all the time.

#231 - 09/27/2009 at 8:43am - sunnilal

you r such a bitch I hope u know that u fat fucking whore

#232 - 10/03/2009 at 11:20pm - Lilman11

Wow you're full of yourself huh? Why would some strange take a picture of you? Point proven you think everyone wants you I.E. full of yourself

#233 - 10/18/2009 at 12:54am - MissGlamIstGott

o-o
Wow, YTDI
Conceited...

#234 - 10/31/2009 at 7:34pm - Nesyaj0

YDI for having no respect

#235 - 11/26/2009 at 3:07pm - betamaxjim92

YDI. i hope You Die In a fire.

#236 - 12/04/2009 at 4:51pm - Anteezy

I agree.. but I couldn't help but notice YouDieIn a fire... leik YDI a fire... sorry.. I really had to let someone knoe that.

#238 - 12/22/2009 at 5:29am - KatieGoesRawrr

Wow, how does it feel to be a raging bitch? Hopefully not as good as it will feel when you die in a fire

#237 - 12/12/2009 at 5:57pm - shwntfndm

Congratulations on graduating from Egotistical Bitch 101.

#239 - 12/23/2009 at 1:52am - Fenrir

wow ur sooo dumb! when u see someone with a camera move out their way!! why would a stranger want to take a picture of you anyways?

#240 - 12/31/2009 at 3:42pm - lolluv

ur one dumb fucking retard

#241 - 01/03/2010 at 4:38am - Dinlordz

Smooth move, cunt.

And as for the people on here pissing and moaning about how the guy said "fuck" in front of his kid, get real, get a life. Most parents cuss in front of their kids, and given the situation, it was acceptable.

#242 - 01/07/2010 at 10:27pm - some_girl9

YDI. i hope You Die In a fire.cunt.

#243 - 01/17/2010 at 8:42am - Orlydude

Wow u bitch

#244 - 01/21/2010 at 7:01am - xlostwithoutu

what do you think you're some famous bitch ou errogant dumbass?

#245 - 01/27/2010 at 9:16pm - thatguy626

good! bitch

#246 - 01/31/2010 at 10:36am - kas782000

Today, I was just taking a picture of my wife and kids when some random ass decided to get in the way and assume I was taking a picture if them. FML

...Seriously though, how can you seriously think a random guy just decided to take a pic of you? YDI

#247 - 02/02/2010 at 10:06pm - agent_of_chaos

wow ur such a goddamn bitch, u know that? why the hell would u assume he was taking a picture of u? ur really retarded and bitchy for thinking that. i would just assume he was taking a picture of something else. way to be a total bitch, nice job

#248 - 02/06/2010 at 2:36pm - awesomeness2012

You actually deserved that. Seriously, you might want to be careful because youre going is about to pop.

#249 - 02/06/2010 at 9:44pm - PiiCake

u dick!

#250 - 02/08/2010 at 10:37pm - sk8ramanda

better be glad it wasn't some psycho you did that to.

#251 - 02/09/2010 at 2:39am - squirlgirl91

good for him
my dad would have done the same thing lol
ydi

#253 - 02/13/2010 at 7:52pm - cute_a

you ARE a biatch

#256 - 02/20/2010 at 7:26pm - haveninmuse

the only scenario where it would be reasonable for the Op to do that is if she's a celebrity like Megan Fox or Lindsey Lohan (which I highly doubt)
Otherwise she just has a really big ego.
OP, just in case you ever go to Paris, here's a tip for you: if you're on top of the Eiffel Tower and you see people on the ground with cameras pointed in your direction...they're taking pictures of the tower not of you.

#259 - 02/22/2010 at 6:26pm - tb15

lmfao your those stuck up bitches aren't you

#262 - 03/17/2010 at 12:43pm - Pleasegoeasy

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