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Today, my daughter asked me if King Kong was based on a true story. She's twenty. FML

#9247933 — 03/20/2010 at 3:19pm
by jaidebug8 — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (7127)
You totally deserve it (2175)

Today, I realized that my girlfriend of almost three years is in love with my best friend. How did I realize it? If being ditched halfway through a date didn't do it, catching them making out did. FML

#9247599 — 03/20/2010 at 3:02pm
by yeahyoufail — love
I agree, your life sucks (7810)
You totally deserve it (659)

Today, while outside doing some yard work, I noticed a large dead branch. I picked it up and was heaving it over my head towards the woods, when it snapped in half. One half flew into the woods. The other half flew through the windshield of my brand new 2010 Mazda. FML

#9246635 — 03/20/2010 at 2:26pm
by frisbeehunter — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (3272)
You totally deserve it (1826)

Today, I went camping for the first time. My friends thought it would be funny to put cookie crumbs on my face while I was sleeping. I woke up with ants in my face and eyes. FML

#9246382 — 03/20/2010 at 2:13pm
by Myrmecophobic — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (5597)
You totally deserve it (768)

Today, I saw my dad going into my bedroom looking suspicious. Apparently he hides pornography in my wardrobe. FML

#9246160 — 03/20/2010 at 2:04pm
by Jessica — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (9596)
You totally deserve it (746)

Today, I was working on a nail gun at work. I figured out what the customer meant when he said that it was misfiring. I gassed it up, and it shot a nail into my foot without my finger being anywhere near the trigger. FML

#9244637 — 03/20/2010 at 12:53pm
by LimpingForAWhile — work
I agree, your life sucks (5071)
You totally deserve it (1798)

Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML

#9244161 — 03/20/2010 at 12:30pm
by drew_ar85 — intimacy
I agree, your life sucks (3962)
You totally deserve it (1355)

Today, after a long and tiring week, I took the London underground home late. I fell asleep, went miles past my stop, and had to pay for a taxi back because I was on the last train. FML

#9240872 — 03/20/2010 at 9:13am
by straphanger — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (6823)
You totally deserve it (3681)

Today, for the first time in 15 years, my dad is having a go at parenting. Not as being my parent though, but for some random overseas kid he applied guardianship for. FML

#9240578 — 03/20/2010 at 8:51am
by Nanceh — kids
I agree, your life sucks (5243)
You totally deserve it (601)

Today, someone said they were surprised that I was gay after they saw me making out with some guy. That "guy" is my girlfriend. FML

#9239374 — 03/20/2010 at 5:58am
by TK — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (11138)
You totally deserve it (1943)

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

#9238749 — 03/20/2010 at 4:38am
by Anonymous — intimacy
I agree, your life sucks (3650)
You totally deserve it (686)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months changed his Facebook status from "In a Relationship" to "Single." When I asked him, he said "I meant to tell you last night, but my phone died, so I couldn't call." FML

#9237699 — 03/20/2010 at 3:09am
by TripleL13 — love
I agree, your life sucks (14017)
You totally deserve it (1004)

Today, it was my first day of work at a daycare downtown. I knew I'd get the job after I'd spent my interview telling the owner how experienced I am, taking care of children all my life. It's 9 pm, and I just left the emergency room after dropping 8 month old Tyler on his face. Oh yeah, I'm fired. FML

#9237605 — 03/20/2010 at 3:02am
by betterthanyou32 — work
I agree, your life sucks (3407)
You totally deserve it (16898)

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

#9236827 — 03/20/2010 at 2:23am
by loser. — miscellaneous
I agree, your life sucks (12227)
You totally deserve it (1855)

Today, the dance pole that my roommate, friend, and I bought and put up a week ago broke into four pieces. It was $225.00. Also, there is now a hole in our wall and my landlord is coming to put the air conditioning in soon. FML

#9235804 — 03/20/2010 at 1:41am
by Anonymous — money
I agree, your life sucks (2394)
You totally deserve it (7605)
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